I smoke weed

i suck nigger dicks

Once in 4th grade I didn't do my IRC homework (Insegnamento della Religione Cattolica, catholic education in public school in Italy)

>>694163247
My brother and I used to drop ecstasy and plow each other.

Fuck him next

>>694163247
Beat my brother up for being trans.

>>694165649
and you kept it secret?

>>694165009
No way. Do you live in a trailer?

>>694164842

OMG

>>694165786
Maybe so I dont go to jail ?

>>694165798
HAH! No. Normal house in a normal suburb. Discovered X in our mid teens (in the 90s) and got curious. Things kinda just happened over time.

I fuck my girlfriend only doggystyle cause I can watch TV while doing it

I only have 16 months to live... None of my family members know yet... Got diagnosed with an incurable type of canser

>>694163247
Boy you ain't fuckin shit.

When I was 14 I burnt a lot of my house down with a lighter I found.
I blamed it on my brother leaving his laptop on, saying it overheated and burnt his blankets whilst he was away.

He was outcast after that, and has had depression ever since

My dad has a sidebitch, I guess no one else knows

>>694166305
well done

>>694166009
and (both of) you kept it secret?

>>694166305
Your a selfish bitch

I go to the bathroom after my sister showers, and dig through the dirty hamper. I love to get her dirty panties from the day and sniff them and put them in my mouth. Sometimes after her bf comes over for the day, I taste her panties trying to taste his cum or her juices..

>>694166473
Hes healed so its too late for him to tell anyone and we had a great relationship and I think he doesnt want it to end, or something.
And there is no reason for me to tell anyone.

I used to spy on my sister through a cracked in the bathroom door

sometimes when my roomate is out, I go check her underwear, and masturbate in it.

>>694166537
I was scared out of my mind, and tried using an excuse to take blame off of me, and in a way my brother, as it wasn't technically his fault (IF I was telling the truth).

I'd admit it, but why NOW? It's been 9 years, would only fuck shit up

I had my little cousin jerk me off through my shorts. She had no idea what she was doing

>>694166727
how did he become trans?
did your family accept him?
will you become trans too?

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Was fucked by an uncle when I was 9 nine, didn't remember that much of it before shroom trip got me full HD flashbacks.

>>694163247

I had sex with my sister and she set me up as a rapist to my family and as much as they try to accept me after what they think happened, I'm going to be moving 4 provinces away and most likely never see them again.

Got out of the shower one time and my younger cousin saw me naked. A few days later she asked how I pee with it, so I showed her. Then I started getting hard and she asked why it was getting bigger. I told her it was a game. Then told her to touch it.... Continue?

>>694166928
I dont know.
I was the first person he told, and he has not told anyone else as far as I know.
Probably not.

first BJ was so badly done that I couldn't finish after an hour long, not totally hard

>>694167163
how do people not notice he has changed sex?

>>694163247
>confession
>I have wished i was fucking my step brothers girlfriend for the past 4 months.

ftfy

When I first got with a woman my dick wouldn't go up.

for the record, whats the first letter of your name or general area of the united states?

just making sure you're not my stepbrother

>>694167355
Its been like a month, no "big" changes so far.

Used to have a neighbor boy who we used to shower together because "that's what people do in middle school!" Would sword fight in the shower, and both of us would get hard, but didn't know anything about sex at the time. One time we see dirty shows on tv at night, and he said I wonder what it feels like. I spent 20 minutes touching his cock and licking it. Then I let him pee on me because we thought that's what happened in the movie

First memory is when myister molested me she doesn't know i remembered

>>694163247
I went through a short phase when I was 12 where I fapped over my mom.

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>>694166201
Rip.

One of the first time I did sex with my girlfriend, I peed in her, I couldn't hold back. Most embarassing moment of my life

>>694167537
Would you fuck him?

>>694166305
i've done something like this before and can't put my tongue on it..

>>694167613
Same. She had me lick her. She reciprocated

I may be starting to fall for a girl I barely know, who lives across the ocean. And I am not even certain if she's and actual girl, or if she's a "Trap"

>>694167736
wtf how could you not hold back?
are you so beta you can't go piss?

>>694163247
I have been letting my step brother fuck my GF for the past 4 months.

>>694167791
Exact same thing to me bothers the Fuck out of me

>>694167774
Obviously not.

I have been sneaking in to the work bathroom right after my pregnant manager goes in to find a used tampon (Doesnt flush them IDKY) and suck on it till dry.

My girlfriend gets fucked by two Venezuelan men weekly in exchange for weed

>>694163247
What the fuck??? I'm gonna kick your ass you little shit

>>694167936
Also, yes she uses tampons for some reason but IDC its fucking great.

>>694167881
was thinking I was cumming, was the third time in a row we were doing it, my dick was a bit numb.

When i'm alone, I like to wear my girlfriends lingerie, and like to go on webcam sites (not specifying) and let people jerk off to me.

I wear panties to work, and intentionally pull them all the way down to my ankles so the people in the stalls next to me can see them!

>>694167154
Yes please

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>>694167988
The twist.

>>694167988
Does she share Weed and is it quality?

I fucked my stepsister in the ass till she cried in an alley behind a convenient store last Christmas Eve.

>>694168094
Yes and yes

>>694167936
>pregnant
>tampon
sure

>>694168160
Pretty fucked

>>694168084
She starts to touch it, and it feels so good. (I'm still virgin at the time). Then I tell her how to jerk it, and she starts to laugh but keeps going. I tell her it is starting to feel really good and she asks how. So I Ask her if she wants me to show her. She get shy, and says ok. Then I slowly pull her pants down and get rock hard when I see her little hello kitty panties..

Any more interest?

>>694163247
I have been fucking my dad for the past 57 years

>>694167154
Continúe morrón

>>694168200
Dubs twice also as long as it dont bother you cool

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>>694167899
Haha what a coincidence! The first post OP said he has been fucking his ste- ohhhhhh

my last one time stand wanted me to shit on her breasts

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>>694163247
My younger sister and I have been in a sexual relationship for years. We only stopped around the time I went to college. We both remember and do not regret it.

>>694167899
/thread

>>694168369
How old was she?

I had gotten a cat once for my apartment. Basically if was an asshole and never let me touch it, always hissed at me, meowed until early morning, and was a general piece of shit. One morning at 2am I couldn't take it anymore. I out some gloves one and grabbed him by the throat and face. Hauled him to my truck, went about 75mph down a country road, and fucking through his bitchass out the window. I hope he died from malnutrition

Girl at work goes to gym every morning then comes to work with all her gym gear in her bag.

Yes, I sniff and lick the panties.

>>694163247
i demand greentext.
how did it start off?

>>694168374
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I sort of raped (But not really raped) a 12 year old when I was 17.

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I still love her, more than ever.

>>694168369
go on my boi

For the past 3 months, my 16y/o neighbour has been sneaking out of his house at night to come and fuck me

>>694168255
She came on to me, and it was great while it was happening, but I still I felt terrible the next day.

Thankfully we don't live in the same city.
She didnt talk to me for a few months after it happened.

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>>694163247
I fap to mostly cuck and rape porn.

>>694168605
>Not really raped
>12 year old

I am borderline obsessed with that girl. can't get her out of my mind.

I dreamt about her last night, but I can't remember the rest of the dream for the life of me.

Every dream is about her.

>>694168733
Have you Seen her how awkward Are the conversations

I slept over at my friends house. He has a little sister. Was sleeping on the couch and she came in to watch TV in the morning. Adjusted my boxers so my dick slid out. Got hard thinking about her watching me.

I like to kill frogs on my spare time. Like skin them alive or drop them in acid, run them over with my lawnmower, set them on fire and let them run around, gassoline is involved. Sometimes I taze them untill they die.

>>694168912
just fap her out of your mind

>>694168480
Pics?

>>694165009
Do you live in UK by any chance ?

>>694168522
>>694168369
Definitely 18.

So I slowly reach down and just press on her pussy. I can feel her small bush under her panties, and get so nervous. I then take her tank top off and start to slowly caress her nipples and twist them. Then I go back to her pussy, and pull her panties to the side. I lick my finger and rub it so slowly across her wet pussy. She flinches and I get to her clit, and let's out a little noise. I ask her how it feels and she tells me, "you want to know a secret, I've actually touched it before"...

>>694169005
10/10

>>694168480
story time

>>694169023
The thing is that I cannot fap to her at all.

>>694169050
Not on hand.

>>694169005
EDGELORD
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>>694168912
Dude I've been there too. Only solution is to find another girlfriend.

>>694169137
I actually told this story on /b/ once. I'm not sure if someone archived it or not.

If you guys want, I can tell it again, but I don't want to derail this thread.

>>694168062
How does that work? Do you try and pretend to be a girl?

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>>694168633
Don't bother, my man. Love is an angler's lure, designed to remind you that everything in this life is fragile and temporary.

I secretly listen to my toenails when they whisper

>>694168935
I seen her twice since then - we only see each other when we both happen to be back at our hometown at the same time (like for Christmas lol).

She's all smiles with me again.
Likes all my shit on social media.

>>694169278
Is there a 4chan archive? How to find?

>>694169278
pls do

>>694169189
Sure, and I'll keep being an edgelord until it stops being fun.

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>>694169278
i remember something like that
i'm not sure if it is you

>>694169278
You're the guy who got aids because his sister forced him to eat nigger creampies right?

I dont love my wife, Im only here still for the kids.

>>694169207
I never actually got with her. But the first girl I genuinely felt attracted to. Her looks we tertiary to the other characteristics.


And I guess that is true, but I really don't fall for people often. So it probably won't happen

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>>694166928
wachowski sisters

>>694169399
Now that's what i call summer

>>694169070
Are you gonna keep going, or no?

>>694169503
Got the greentext? If you don't, I can just tell the story again

>>694169566
At least you're a good father

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>>694167843
mfw

>>694169741
no it wasn't greentext
sorry

>>694169324
I doubt you have much experience.

I fucked my cousins daughter for a few years. (Im married). She got pregnant, moved back home and had an abortion without me knowing.
Everyone knows this, thats not the secret...

After she did that she started dating another guy and got pregnant and had a kid. Secret is if I ever see her and the kid, I would ask to hold it and drop it on its head so it dies as revenge for killing our baby.

>>694169787
My kids are pretty hot

I Fuck my wife with my best friend a lot. She loves it

>>694169566
i had a lover who hated her husband but wouldn't leave him because of three sons
and he was really a shitty person

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>>694169346

>>694169683
Nah I'm done

Sometimes I shit near the toilet bowl in a public bathroom. Then I stay nearby to hear people's reactions while pretending to talk on my phone, so they don't suspect me when I start laughing.

>>694170000
Quads wasted on a scumbag

>>694168808
juggalo alert

I've purchased panties online. It's pathetic but I enjoyed it at the time. But the last time I bought from this chick they smelled so bad I just threw them away instead of flapping.

>>694170030
Where from?

last time I fucked my wife was a decade ago.

When I was about 16/17, I was giving my younger cousin who was about 5 or 6 a piggy back. She fell off and smacked her head on concrete as I was crossing the road. She died as a result, I forgot what it was called, might have been a hematoma not sure.
To this day her parents believe she was the victim of a hit and run

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>>694166622
That's kinda hot

I heard a guy at work in the stall next to me start jerking off. Happily married, so I was surprised when I became rock hard. I rubbed one out right there next to him and left the bathroom as soon as possible. Feel terrible now.

>>694169683
Then I slowly pull her panties down and stick my fingers in. She tells me it hurts but it feels good. She then grabs my cock with a hard grip and starts to dry jerk me. I tell her to spit on it so it feels better. All of the sudden while we're jerking each other off, she starts to moan more and more. I can't hold it anymore and just start cumming. It starts shooting all over and she keeps going and doesn't stop. I keep trying to get her to stop without being mean, but she keeps going. Then tells me to put another finger inside, and I'm not even horny anymore. So I end up getting my cousin off after cumming, all because It's too awkward to tell her it's gross at this point. She ends up having a mini orgasm and never speak of it again

>>694170406
serbia

Ive had gay sex while watching "Mars Attacks"

>>694170558
Feeling bad is the first sign of faggotry. Second sign is jerking off to dudes.

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>>694170487

My wife can have an awesome orgasm anally..but I'd rather Fuck her pussy. She sometimes begs for anal but I'm not willing because her pussy feels better. How fucked is that.

I killed a black couple in Florida by the beach one evening. Road rage. They followed me to the beach dunes. I tazed him and her. He died quickly from strangling him. Female tried to hide in car. She was cute and screamed a lot. Bit my hand really hard. I broke her neck and found $8450 in her purse. I scored that night.

>>694169292
I don't show my face, but I guess they're gay

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>>694170559
so your cousin made you cum like a pro and whet you are done you dont want to reciprocate?

meh

>>694169892
Alright then I guess it's story time.

>be me, 10 years old
>can't sleep, it's friday so no school next day
>Watching Zorro back when it aired on late night Disney Channel
>Sis comes downstairs, can't sleep either.
>Both on couch watching Zorro
>Me and sis talking, school and shit
>(sis is 6 at the time)
>"Hey anon, have you ever kissed anyone?"
>No, not really popular, got bullied, all that noise.
>"Neither have i"
>Awkward silence
>"I want to practice though"
>Sis leans against me, not sure where she's going
>Peck on the cheek
>wat
>Sis stares at me for a while, I stare back
>"I want you to kiss me anon"
>I think she's full of shit, laugh it off
>She's serious
>"You're my sister, it's wierd"
>"Do it anyway, anon"
>For a while, hesitant.
>Eventually lean in and decide to just do it
>It's wierd and awkward but we lean into it
>I feel strange but want to keep going
>Sis and I getting into it
>Hear dad coming downstairs
>Shitfuckshit
>Stop, pretend to be asleep
>Fall asleep for the rest of the night

cont? I'm gonna warn you it's kind of long.

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>>694170889
sweet

would love that to happen

>>694170971
Lol it was my first sexual experience. Post cum feels were a lot man, given the situation

>>694171177
hm, i guess i understand

>>694170991
Keep going. Can't be longer than this fags 3/10 story
>>694170559

>>694170889
you hit the jackpot anon

The first vagina I touched was on a cadaver. I was in college. I put my finger in a corpse. Yes I smelled it. Looking back on it..I am not impressed with myself.

>>694169979
the edge

>>694163247
My dad made my mom teach me everything about sex education and even showed me her own vagina to explain the anatomy.

>>694170971
I won't lie, I still jerk it to her and that Time years later. Still have a thing for Asian bush to this day

My wife asks me sometime to freeze some of my poop and fuck her with it.

I stole $1200 worth of computer parts on my last day at old job

>>694169070
>18
> Doesn't know how a dick works

Choose one you dumb shit

The first books I sucked and touched were on a chick with spina bifida.

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Neighbor grill (6,5/10) came to me in tears a few months ago, said she'd be evicted from her apartment if she didn't pay her rent within a week, which she couldn't. Jokingly said she was considering prostitution, to this day I pay her rent and fuck her about twice a week.

>pic somewhat related, she's a sloppy version of my queen

>>694168471
>one time stand
STANDO!!

>>694166201
Drop a lot of acid and mushrooms before u go.

Boobs. Fucking auto correct

>>694171525
Dafuq?

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I'm 21 and I had a threesome with my good friends younger sister and her friend,16 and 17 respectively. In my defense I thought she was his older sister...ahh feels good to let it out. Age of consent boiiis

>>694169979
>I fucked my cousins daughter for a few years. (Im married). She got pregnant, moved back home and had an abortion without me knowing.
>Everyone knows this, thats not the secret...
>After she did that she started dating another guy and got pregnant and had a kid. Secret is if I ever see her and the kid, I would ask to hold it and drop it on its head so it dies as revenge for killing our baby.

Fuck that whore

Im pretty racist but I fucked someone who isnt white. Feels bad but I also want more.

>>694166201
Live your life to the fullest before going anon.

I've been fucking the sane girl all my life, never been in a relationship with her, she's married (to a friend of mine) with children. I'm also married. We just fuck every do often, have done since we were kids.

>>694171703
are you the guy in the picture?

>>694171516
I think he was kidding. Probably didn't want to say real age for "reasons"

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>>694163247
I once snuck into my moms room while she was sleeping. I stole a pair of underwear and silently fapped on it. She was passed out good so I touched her booty. I came another time on her ass. I spread her lips and masturbated with her mouth and came a third time. She started shaking. Turns out she had a siezure and died. Reply to this post or your mom will die tonight no immunities.

>>694171758
"i'm straight but i fucked a trap. feels bad but i also want more"

>>694171686
Boobs. Yeah she wanted to Fuck. I couldn't get it up. Sad days of my life. Then the world got better.

>>694171859
fuck off sheldon, just leave 4chan 4ever.

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>i want to fuck my ex and my girlfriends best friend so fucking bad...
We've been dating for almost 9 months now...and its going great...

I'm in a stagnant loveless relationship with my fiance, while being 'in lust' with a cute trap girl 7 years younger than me.

>>694163247
I lurked on Reddit once.

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>>694166962
damn dude..

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>>694171800
Naw

>>694171859

>>694171859
Yikes

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>>694171866
How is that the same? At least traps look like females

>>694172082
anon do you have a folder full of pictures like that?

>>694164842
Heathen.

I've sniffed almost every females panties that has stayed at our house. My wife knows. Doesn't care.

I fucked my girlfriend's roomate for about a year without her knowing it. Best sex I ever had. She allowed me to cum in her, my GF didn't want.

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>>694166305
<< You

>live in a house on street level
>older sister's room is practically on main road
>everyone who passes by can just drop a look inside
>I'm a lil pervert
>Sneak inside her room to steal some cigarettes
>She's sleeping in a tube top
>Teasing me forever with her perky nipples, I decide to take look
>Managed to pull her top down
>Titties out, I rush to my room to grab my phone, and took one picture of her
>Returned to my room and fapped like mad, came in like 15 seconds
>Realize that anyone on the street walking by can see her tits
>Too afraid to come back in the room and pull her tube up because she might wake up
>Too afraid to lower the blinds on windows because the noise might wake her up
>Just left her there with her tits on display for any curious passerby to see

I've stolen nudes off the phones and laptops of a couple dozen girls. I've comforted them and reassured some of them after they've discovered that they've been circulated online.

>>694171859
Fuck offf

>>694171859
Thats twisted

>>694169422
source

I'm so bored of my wife's complaining.

I stole nudes from my friend's wife of the computer he once left at home. I masturbate on them quite often.

>>694165649
>beat trans
>be on chan
>star to learn things idiot

>>694171703
thats a man baby

>>694171310
>For the next few days we practice kissing.
>We decide to keep it a secret for obvious reasons
>We started slowly, taking off each others shirt, exploring.
>escalates from every few weeks to every few days to every day
>Sister and I over the next few months develop a kind of unnatural connection
>connection still persists to this day (i.e. she instantly comes to me when in trouble, I can't say no to her, etc)
>anyway
>Fast forward, I'm 12, sis is 8
>Learn basic sex ed
>We decided to experiment further.
>She sneaks into my room at night when 'rents are asleep
>For a while, basic fondling
>I discover how sensitive my sisters chest is
>Come to love playing with her nipples
>We come to ignore most people but eachother
>One night sis says she wants to try something new
>Oral
>Me not getting it, just wants to see what.
>She starts awkward licking my shaft
>Feelsfuckingamazingson.socash
>Twitching a bit, sis keeps going
>she was always the more aggressive of the two of us
>I learned what ejaculation was but never experienced it before this
>I'm panting, doing my best to keep my voice down
>"Sis..."
>She puts it in her mouth and tries sucking
>andboomgoesthedynamite
>Sis gets cum in her mouth and on her face, coughing a bit
>"oh shit I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"
>"It's ok anon" sis gets odd expression
>She tries tasting it, then goes to the bathroom and cleans up
>Now you do me
>I don't refuse and she lays down and undresses
>Awkwardly tries licking and eating her out
>I ask if it feels good, unsure
>Tells me to keep going, I comply
>A few minutes pass and sis is holding my head down like she wants me to go scuba diving
>"Anon....I'm close"
>She cums, panting
>"Sis, are you ok?"
>"Do it again, anon"
>We spend the rest of the night experimenting with oral, clean up, go to our rooms and sleep

Cont?

I fucked a hooker multiple times in abu dhabi without a condom. I don't know if I have aids, and too afraid to go figure it out.

I have basically stopped having sex because women are an enormous pain in the ass. I don't really miss it.

I worked at a high school for 4 years. Can't tell you how many panty crotches I've sniffed and came in in the locker room.

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>>694170000
>tr00 4chan user
>quads

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>>694168523
Knock, knock.

>>694173131
>Cont?
stupid question m8

>>694173156
you and I are the same

>>694173169
Damn that's hot. Girls just leave their panties in the lockers though?

>>694173141
>abu dhabi
>aids
ME has pretty low aids rates, especially the penisula

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>>694171516

>>694173156
Makes sense. Flapping while high is better than fucking....and cheaper.

cheated on 10/10 gf perfect body. got chlamydia. didn't show symptoms until after banging gf again. gf must have got it. i got treated and thought it was okay. i then got it again from gf now. been 2 months and she still doesnt know she has it. no good feels for me.

>>694167936
Are you a fucking retard?

>>694163247
post pics fag

>>694173445
Yep. Sports girls change into compression shorts. Panties off.

>>694170000
kek

>>694171366
and?

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I want to cuck a friend so hard... and i know i would get away with it...
his girlfriend already jerked me off once and our entire circle of friends knows...
(greentext is there if someone gives a shit)

>>694173624
Damn!! Holy shit. The amount of loads I would have busted to smell some teenage panties. Every try them on or steal them?

>>694173131
nice one, want more

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>>694172249
>assuming I'm using a folder

>>694169347
she wants a round 2!

At my engagement party, I fucked my fiancee's best friend directly in the ass while I was searching for ice cubes in the basement. Came in 30s, but that was really good.

I like to watch austin and ally

>>694173756
It was a lot. Most were pretty mundane..a few rank. But quite a few were ovulating..you could tell by the discharge. Super creamy. Those were the ones I spilled cum in.

>>694163247
I had sex with a car exhaust. The car was still on and when I finished my dick was black as tar

>>694163247
Felt something inside me for the first time when i was around 13-14.
It was a 7ish month old German Shepard puppy mix.
I bled for two days because I wasn't ready gg
I pulled the knot out due to panicking.

>>694170421

I feel ya, same here.

>>694173718
i sure do

>>694171453
Aaah the ol' Alaskan Pipeline

>>694171474
God fucking dammmit Richard I knew it was you! Im calling the cops you bitch

>>694163247
name?

When I find small kittens, I dip them in paint, light a fire on my barbecue, and throw them on it. They burn slowly alive

>>694174454
>be 16
>friend of mine, also 16, whos pretty depressed is feeling like shit so we decide to meet, bcs im also feeling like shit
>she brings a bottle of jack daniels
>we decide to get to a playground and deeptalk
>after getting drunk ofc
>we both cant take alchohol for shit, she because of medication and i just cant...
>we talk about our problems and drink to the point where we dont care
>we get bored
>warm summer night
>we both take off our pants bcs its more comfy
>instaboner
>shes 6'1", huge tits and a well shaped ass, a whole lot of curves, a solid 8/10

I should probably mention that we had wierd sexual tension between us for years

>we both get kinda horny
>we consider having sex
>she has a boyfriend
>she decides to call him and ask if it would be ok, just this one time
>he declines, but she keeps trying to convince him...actually a good chance bcs he is the biggest cuck i know to this day...
>he evetually declines for good
>we shortly consider to do it anyways but she says she wont
>goddangflabbit.png
>I feel like im funny:
>"wouldnt it be funny if we left a used condom on the playground"
>lol k
>edgy teen me at its best
>i get into a stall on the playground while she stays on the othe side of the wall
>i put on a condom and start jerking
>i just stand uo and start wanking in front off her
>"i feel nothing when wanking with a condom, maybe you doing it will help"
>she hesitates but then grabs my cock
>missonaccoplished.jpg
>she starts jacking me off
>shes still ashamed, covering her eyes on occasion
>its really cute actually
>i say i dont have anything to fap too and ask her to take off her top
>she does despite being very selfconcios about her boobs
>i just grab one
>shes offended for a second but then stops giving a shit
>we stay like that, both sitting on the ground half naked for a while
>about five minutes later she lies in front of me and finishes me
>we place the condom somehwere and leave

can expand on how much a cuck the guy really is

>>694171453
I cut my arm in solid birdpoo today
In the car windo

>>694166201
Dress like a cop and go kill some niggers.

>>694171474

I've done this, and taken things all along at tech jobs.

>>694163247
I killed a kid for being Muslim and claimed he had an explosive on him in Kosovo War.

>>694171474
kek>>694174608

I've got a Tumblr used for smut of my favorite visual novel characters.... I don't tell anyone so no one will know that i'm autistic

Nothing all that extreme to confess just a lot of stealing. I don't do it anymore and I just barely got caught. I wasn't arrested or anything just the store's LP officer had me pay the store back and I got fired for it.

>>694171703
Fucking proof that keemstar is a pedophile

>>694175003
Sounds ok to me.

I fucked my boss's wife. When he found out, he asked my to fuck her in front of him and he filmed the whole thing. My boss and I came in her multiple times that night. About 9 months later she had a baby, his. I secretly wanted that it'd be mine.

>>694172552

I used to get a lot of nudes when I was in computer repair. Always checked for nudes.

>>694172521
Post picture please anon

>>694172759

I did this, but I don't jack to them much because she is Russian, has acne and dead looking eyes.

>>694173979
How could anyone enjoy that shit???

>>694175463
that's sad, his is a big boobed blond girl with a nice ass

>>694174118
Damn that's so hot. My neighbor was 15 at the time. I was same age and pet sitting for them. Would go up to her room and sniff her panties and try them on. Then I would put her clothes on jerk if all over them

I sneak pics and vids of my wife naked and then share them with guys thru kik. I love hearing them talk dirty about her and cum to her and my wife has no idea that I am showing her body off. She would die if she found out.

>>694173257
>Sis and I continue to do this for a year
>Never penetration, only rubbing, oral, stuff like that
>She purposely doesn't date anyone because we only want to continue doing that.
>Sis getting more daring, escalating from everyday to every chance we get
>School bathroom
>Alleyway makeouts on way home from school
>on walks to school we plan what we're going to try that night.
>Fastforward to November, Thanksgiving.
>"Anon, tonight I want to try having sex"
>Holyballs
>Super excited and nervous.
>Good dinner, family and all that noise.
>That night, me and sis alone
>Dad drunk, mom asleep
>"Anon, come to my room"
>I sneak in, we make out on bed
>"Sis, I'm nervious"
>"me too"
>She lifts her nightgown, I go to town
>I've grown to adore the taste of my sister's pussy
>"Anon, lay down"
>I do, she takes off my pants
>Tip rubbing against her vag, about to lose my mind
>Sis slowly pushes it in, wincing a bit
>Gets is all in
>Let me go off on a tangent for a second: that feeling was absolutely amazing
>It's simply the best thing I've ever felt. Maybe because it was so tight, maybe because I knew we weren't supposed to be doing, but whatever the reason, GOD I loved it
>I can still remember the feeling now, I think about it when I fap
>Nothing has compared since.
>Nothing.
>"Are you ok? If it hurts, we can stop"
>"No, anon."
>Sis holds my hands and we slowly begin to move
>It's awkward at first but we get into it
>"Anon, kiss me"
>We kiss as we continue to fuck
>I flip over and am now on top
>We keep going, I'm about to lose it
>whoopthereitis.whoopthereitis
>I pull out, cum all over my sis's chest
>so, so good, I can't stress this enough
>"Anon, it felt really good"
>we kiss again and then clean up
>Both of use laying in bed under the covers
>"I want to keep going, anon"
>"So do I"
>As i'm about to drift off to sleep
>"I love you, anon"

Continuing soon

>>694173979

We have a winner! Sickest secret.

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>>694175690

i spy cam my wife and share pictures with a friend of mine.

>>694175989
If she was up for it I definitely would let them fuck her.

Nothing too crazy, Care about my girlfriend and she's hot, but can't stop fapping while thinking about pretty much anything with tits.

>>694176131
>report will close in 3

>>694175690
i'm not sure how kik works. did you set up a fake account and pretend to be her?