>>694162848
Yeah. That shit literally grows back in hours. I have a 5 O' clock shadow on my shaft the very next morning after I shave the day before.

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>>694163103
Why in the name of fuck am I plagued with this?

wouldn't it make sex and blowjobs unpleasant?

>>694163103
>>694163335
get waxed you hairy fucks

>>694163458
Is it permanent?

Mine is barely visible on the shaft after I shave but I can feel it. ITS DRIVING ME INSANE

>>694162848
Just put a nice pink ribbon with a bow in it over the shaved areas, your boyfriend will consider it playful...

>>694163819
>thinking I have a sexual partner

Why are you people gay and shave your dick?

>>694164367
Because I have hair like 2 and a half inches up my dick and it looks awful.

>>694163779
pluck it
don't shave, cos that just makes it worse
it takes a while to pluck, but it lasts ages, and when it grows back there's no stubble so it's not as bad
and then you pluck again, and the cycle continues...

>>694164596
Yeah, I don't think that's normal... I'm assuming just moving your hand up the shaft isn't realy an option either... Very well, carry on...

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>>694164772
>plucking hair on your shaft

Sounds ridiculously time consuming and painful.

Here's an idea of how much I have.

>>694164975
Tell me if it's normal please. I don't want to have even more problems:
>>694165666

When did /b/ turn into puberty advice column for newfags?

>>694165666
>666 devil's penis
try it. it's not quick, but it's not too sore if you have a good pair of tweezers
once it's done, you won't have to worry about it for a couple of weeks, and it gets easier every time you do it
plus it looks/feels a fuck of a lot better than the stubble

>>694166004
>puberty

I am 20 years old and I've been here for about 7 years.

>>694166231
Eventually after enough plucking does it cease to grow back, or does it just get thinner and thinner or what?

>>694165666
Satanic trips, that thing is haunted... In all fairness it doesn't look abnormal so I'm guessing the issue is size if hair is getting in the way... Try using a fleshlight?

>>694166380
it will always grow back
but when it returns, rather than being thick and stubbly, it's finer and softer, but it will always thicken up again and become a normal hair if you leave it
that's hard to fuck to describe, but just try it and see

>>694165666
My dick is like that too. sucks

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>>694166627
I'm about 6.2 inches so the bottom of my hand gets around the base when masturbating, I guess that's why I feel it?

>>694166752
Why the fuck does this happen? Obviously men used to not tweeze their dick, so what did people do before? Just deal with hair in their partners vagina?

>>694166905
Yeah, we didn't need proof OP... And why are you so disgusted with your own penis you can't just grab it with your hand? Maybe it's the unsanitary long fingernails digging ibnto your skin that's the issue...

>>694167375
I'm just trying to figure out if this is disgusting or a hindrance or whatever. I don't know what you mean by proof.

>he doesn't masturbate with soft tissues

>>694167659
No man, I'm uncut and shower, I don't need that faggotry... Those "sof tissues" turn to sandpaper pretty fast just blowing your nose, have you given it some thought maybe that's your problem?

>>694167997
What's my problem? Tissues? I don't think tissues grow hair.

>>694167079
you've just been circumcised really tightly, and it's dragged pubic skin up onto your shaft
you don't look like you have any loose skin on your shaft at all

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>>694168656
Oh my god so it's from circumcision? I want to fucking kill my fucking faggot parents

>>694168656
Understand anatomy much?

Circumcision doesn't work like that.

>>694169147
It would pull the skin up, what are you talking about? How the fuck do you think circumcision works?

>>694168101
What I mean is friction from using tissues may be pulling in your hair, do you get the same problem just using your hand or have you never tried that?

>>694169576
What do you mean? I can still feel the hair with my hand, I can't really notice it with tissues.

Go figure it's fucking circumcision, it took me so long to halfway get over being mutilated now the thing I hate most on my dick is actually caused by circumcision. Can't even look at my fucking parents without thinking about this.

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>>694169088
Nope, have the same thing and I'm not circumcised.

>>694170213
You need to confront them in order to have closure OP, tell them you think about them every time you masturbate

>>694169088
when you're totally soft, is there much loose skin on your shaft to work with? can you pull the skin up over the head at all?

>>694169147
get raped
medfag here

>>694170258
some uncut cocks just have stray hair on the shaft too, but OP's looks like it caused by being cut

>>694170258
Then you probably are a lot hairier than OP, there's such a thing as freaks of nature

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>>694170425
I have told my mom that I hate her for mutilating me she didn't even apologize

Doesn't matter nothing is going to give me back what was taken from me.

>>694170258
I bet you don't. I have only very rarely seen uncut guys with shaft hair, it's so rare that I have saved a few I've seen in dick rate threads and it's few and far between.

>>694162848
Sauce. Nigger

>>694170574
Not much you can see my flaccid pic: >>694165666

I can only cover the head in skin if I push the head into my pelvis a lot.

>>694166293
You've wasted your youth anon

>>694166627
I tried a flashlight but it's too loose

>>694162848
Anyone considered laser hair removal? I want to do this on the shaft fully. Then I can use a grooming shaver to take everything else down to like a half inch.

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>>694171103
No shit now I'm an insecure 20 year old mutilated virgin

>>694164596
Fuuuuuuck what does the other 1/2inch look like then?

>>694170707
Blowjobs are the answer, tell your mom she needs to take responsibility

>>694165666
That ain't right bro. Just find a girl who is into pain and can't deep throat but that's easier if you have a large cock...

I have coarse black hair growing much further up my shaft than yours, OP. I also keep wanting to shave or trim those fuckers away, but my gf tells me to leave my dick hairy because the stubble hurts her pussy lips.

I get laid every few days, so I'd say it doesn't stand in the way of my sex life but I still keep wanting a nice and smooth cock like in the pornos.

>>694171372
Rekt

>>694171558
You can't tell me that all the other guys with hairy shafts have that much of problem.

Surely it isn't that big of a hindrance? Hopefully?

>>694171560
Have you tried plucking?

>>694164367
Because we actually wanna be neat and groomed so bitches can love the fuck out of sucking our dick? Like do you faggot niggers take no pride in your appearance and just wanna wave a nasty unkempt hairy bush with a little sausage sticking out of it in some girls face and expect to be enthusiastic about giving you a blowjob? You sloppy fucks make it so easy for guys like me to consistently bang bitches out here.

>>694171421
I don't want shit from her anymore after realizing this.

Fuck her and him for ruining me forever I will never be normal and whole now my entire fucking life because of them

>>694172209
Are you being serious? Settle down there anon.

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>>694169088
>Oh my god so it's from circumcision?

Yes, there are really bad cases where the penis completely bends when erected and the erection hurts because the skin is too short due to circumcision.

There can be all kinds of skin complications, see pic.

>>694172491
Of course I'm being fucking serious, they literally fucking mutilated me at birth and ruined me for my whole life, why would you fucking think I'm not being serious?

>>694171865
Plucking? Fuck no. If my sex life were to dry up, maybe, but that's not the kind of pain in looking to endure right now if it's only for the esthetics.

>>694172562
I almost just want to fucking die.

Debatably the most important part of your entire body and mine is forever fucked

>>694172209
chillout anon - your hairy shaft isn't from circumcision. I saw some shit on HBO Real Sex back in the day, and it was some hippy nudist camp and they broke out a drawing that had all the different types of hair growth on penises. I remember there was one called deer penis and it was because the shaft had fuzz on it like yours. Has something to do with Tantric genital typing. But its just an unfortunate type of hair growth for you. Pro tip always use a fresh disposable razor when shaving, if you get ingrown hairs they can turn into cysts that look like genital warts.

>>694172577
Cause there's no "ruining." You're more than penis skin bro.

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>>694172714
>Debatably the most important part of your entire body

B-but anon, it's just a useless piece of skin.

>>694172777
Trips checked

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>>694172798

Cutfag in denial detected.

>>694172936
Most American guys are circumcised.

>>694172777
trips checked
In all fairness anon, "deer" is just a metaphor for small in the kama sutra...

>>694172605
it doesn't hurt that much
try it, cos it's a fuck of a lot better than dealing with hair

>>694172714
once you get into a routine of plucking it's fine
PROTIP: don't shave once you've started plucking, cos it feels fucking dreadful

>>694172798
Most men would literally rather die than lose their penis and mine is forever ruined

>>694172857
I want all the fucking dirty kikes to fucking burn

>>694172562
Now, this guy does have a legit reason to go on a killing spree

>>694173259
Oh great so now thanks to being mutilated I have to painstakingly fucking pluck hundreds of hairs from my fucking shaft just to be mildly presentable

FUCKING WONDERFUL FUCK KIKES

>>694173190
Most American guys are cucks

>>694172714
My dick gets sucked all the time and it looks like yours. Chances are that if a girl cared about your hairy albeit groomed dick, and thinks it's gross, then she'd be one of those uptight boring bitches who changes the bed sheets right after the deed.

>>694173541
I am very well groomed and it looks fine but do you think the stubble would bother a female? I am worried about that, my dicks length is slightly above average and is fine and it looks altogether decent in my mind (for a cut kike dick) but I am worried about shaft hair

>>694174044
stubble feels awful to suck on
rub your upper lip on the skin below your lower lip when you've not shaved for a day or two, and do that for a full min
imagine trying to enjoy that

>>694173416
Holy shit. You honestly need to see a therapist or something. You're going fucking crazy over something that doesn't even matter. A dick doesn't matter to any girl, cut or uncut. If you wanna be hairy then be hairy. If you don't wanna be hairy then pluck or shave or do whatever and stop bitching. Being cut isn't a problem unless it was a botched job. Accept what you have, oh my god. You have issues.

>>694174044
Yes, the stubble will be uncomfortable. So just leave it. Grooming is enough, just make sure it's not a jungle.

>>694174320
So I'll never get someone who enjoys having sex with me great

Fuck everything

>>694174489
JUST LEAVE IT? Fucking hair on my dick? Wow.

I might try plucking and pray to God that actually works but holy shit that is going to be painful and time consuming and not to mention probably increase the chance of in grown hairs

>>694174416
Yes, and tits don't matter to guys...

>>694174416
>unless it's a botched job

Which it fucking his

>dick doesn't matter

Lmao

The only people that have issues are people who think it's acceptable to fucking mutilate and ruin a child from birth

Man I'm outta here. Chances are OP would paint his dick black because blonde girls apparently only want the BBC.

>>694162848
Anyone has the sauce of this little nigger running ?

>>694175366
I fucking hate niggers and that's a stupid fucking meme

Look up statistics. White girls generally hate blacks

>>694174928
You haven't been in an actual relationship if you think dicks are everything.
>>694175012
It's not a botched job. I didn't say it was acceptable but it is what it is. He needs to accept it whether he likes it or not. And if he wants to cry about it, confront his parents about it, and want to murder them about it then he has issues. His parents probably didn't know any better.

>>694175834
>wanting to hurt someone who hurts you means you have issues

Hello cuck my old friend

>>694170707
Damn you are a raging homo. Aren't you eventually just going to chop it off? Hair is the least (AIDS) of your worries gayboy.

>>694176214
Not even gay fagboi sorry if I'm a little angry for being fucking ruined and mutilated and not a submissive little cuck

>>694176142
It's the fact that he has held onto this hate for so long and hasn't accepted it. I it's the fact that he wants to murder his parents for something they didn't know was wrong. He's obsessing over something so trivial which is the issue.

>>694165666
check em

>>694166293
underage fag

>>694176494
lol I'm cut and have hair at the base of my cock. Yet I've had plenty of women, most came back for more. My dock has no issues. You, however, are batshit crazy and should turn off and recycle any electronics in your possession. Like, right away. Fag.

>>694176508
>permanently mutilated cock
>trivial

>>694176508
>permanently mutilated dick
>will never experience full sexual pleasure
>can't masturbate properly
>ugly scar, two tone and hairy shaft
>sandpaper dick

>such a trivial thing
Oh, the edge.

>>694175834
No, I have been in relationships, and I'm not saying dicks are everything, I'm saying it matters. Plenty of girls SETTLE for chubby guys, plenty of men SETTLE for small breasted women (personally I love small breasts, not making it about me) if you don't think it matters then you're fucking blind/delussional.

>>694171361
This is the ugliest circumcision I've ever seen. The fuck did they do to you? The frenulum is completely gone. Bye bye pleasure, hello darkness.

>>694162848

Only little cucks shave

>>694177311
In all fairness uncut fags need to reassure themselves their mutilation is trivial, it's not unlike involuntary virgins/celibates claiming sex isn't that important...

>>694177717
*cut fags

>>694177771
just trying a get