>>694157269

can't afford chairs - sold to buy wodka

benches are always dirty in eastern europe

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>>694157855
So what you're saying is they are shitting thier pants as they squat?

I'm not a slav but I used to do that when I was younger because the benches were usually wet, snowy, icy or cold or all of those. And also dirty because they were wet, snowy, icy or cold.

>>694158370
you can shit very comfortably anywhere when squatting

how do you think people took shits through all of history?

>>694158878
Squatting is like the best position to shit in. I still squat on the toilet seat when I shit

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because when you squat like real slav, you rest comfortably where ever you want. And you are always ready for action with Gopnik friends

Only at summer you can seat on ground
Squating is comfortable after some time

>>694159112
yes it spreads your asscheeks wide open and the shit just flows freely

Eastern European here.

It is my assumption that they don't want to get their brand new Nike tracksuit dirty.

Also, aside from looking scummy, it's a pretty comfortable way to sit.

Or maybe slav legs have evolved to allow us to squat like that.

I work in a prison and there is no chairs only tall desks so when you want to take a break you just squat and smoke a cigarette or think about what you're going to do to the inmate once he gets back from chow. Usually goes along the lines of a few gut punches and a radio to the head.

>>694159351
The best part of the world population squats all the time
It's just that western faggots have wooden joints and are unable to squat comfortable

>>694159351

>Eastern European
>Nike tracksuit

what?

>>694159351
Maybe they just wanna do some b boy shit like the 80s rappers and squat cuz it looks cool

>>694157269
Serious answer: we don't.

The pictures of "squatting Slavs" show the "bydlo" - underclass which is as representative for post-communist (not only Slavic) countries as rednecks and ghetto trash are representative for Americans. Bydlos' golden days faded away together with 1990s and they are actually almost extinct in most countries (Russia hosts most of their remnants). Much of the photos shown today are actually staged for various, mostly comedic, purposes.

Bydlos had a habit of aimless loitering in various places rather unusual for gatherings - basements, pavements, parks. Most of these places could be pretty dirty which made practical problems for them. Bydlos loved their tracksuits and other clothes which by the standards of 1990s were beyond the means of many people. To prevent them from dirt and damage they either sit of squatted, hence the stereotype and meme.

>>694159680
i guess hes a poorfag so he has no adidas

>>694159579
that's no true squatting
heel must be on the ground

I'm Russian. Squatting is comfortable as fuck and you can do it everywhere. I don't see why is this even an issue.

>>694159680

Sorry, I meant to say "Abibas".

Though, the top ranking alpha slavs might indeed get their hands on a Nike tracksuit every once in a while.

>>694159761
Actually we do. I'm from Serbia and most people squat comfortable all the time especially when working in the fields or woods because there is nowhere to sit.

And it's been like this for a very long time even my gramps squat.

I guess you are not true slav.

>>694159808

I thought Nike was more expensive than Adidas. I'm no expert.

>>694159234
Boris? Is that you?

>>694160123

I'm Polish which is as Slavic as you can get

>>694160139
He's probably from Poland or Czech Republic which are traitorous slavic countries that have sold to the west for the privilege of wearing the more high quality Nike sweatsuits

>>694157269
>Why the fuck do slavs like to squat a lot?

They never developed chairs, only rudimentary experimental stool technology.

Sad, really.

>>694160139
no its not me

This is me >>694159351

Also, I am an eastern european, but I'm not a slav.

Just pointing that out.

>>694157269
because they all like to ride the dick, mles and females , all of them are cock jockeys.
why do you think that the polish invented so many sizes and shapes of sausages?

>>694157269
Floor is cold

>>694160612
what do you have against montenegro?

>>694160612
Why isn't Sweden red?

>>694160702
Because sausages are awesome

>>694160612
If polskis hate England so much why do they come here to work as unlicensed builders?

>>694160612
This warms my heart.
<3 you too poland from svk
Your krowky will always be my favourite sweets

>>694160983
to put in your butt

>>694161021

Because one Pole obviously represents the opinion of an entire fucking country.

>>694161021
money ofc

>>694161143
And to eat. I fucking love sausages

>>694157269
>>694158370
Lol wtf is with thier tracksuit too?

>>694160839
I went there once for a football match Montenegro vs Poland 2012 World Cup Qualifier. I had a bad experience and I did not like the people there. It was dirty and disgusting and the fans were assholes throwing stuff on to the pitch and at our players.

>>694161397
>football fans

I'm not from Montenegro, or Poland, so I have no bone to pick here, but football fans are infamous for being scumfucks who should be gassed.

>>694161397
you shouldn't reat a country from its football hooligans or stadiums

however people from montenegro are despised in serbia as they are seen as lazy skilless unsociable and generally dull-minded

In the time of Communist Party chair is not allowed and so the people squat. Now we have chair but many squat to remind the old days.

>>694161582
this
anyways, the more football fans in a country, the less i like it

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Why glorious slav likes squat? Well friend, after CIA sabotage at Chernobyl, otherwise perfect slavic genes were mutated by radiation, weakening muscles in butt, making sitting down for a bottle of vodka with the gopniks very very painful. On other hand, it made leg muscles stronger than bottle of babushka's vodka and givibg slav senses, unlike Rosiya's economy, great stability. This make squatting very good, and only choice for resting!

Another reason is that the mudak Kolya stole tovarish Danila's ushanka, worst crime in slav society! As revenge, Danila's mafia-boss uncle Iosif made kompot out of Kolya's papa and made the sobaka drink it! He also broke legs of every family member and gopnik of Kolya with steel pipe, making it impossible for them to ever stand straight up again! Now, Kolya's family breed like rabbits, so Iosif had break legs of 30% of Rosiya's population. They are doomed to eternity of defirmation and squatting! Never touch a gopnik's ushanka.

>>694163469
Kek

>>694160909
shut your mouth little slav, and go back cleaning our houses and making bad yet cheap carpentry

>>694161024
zabi sa kokot

>>694164057
slav carpentry is top notch

>>694164057
Jag är svensk din jävla hora. Vårt land är på väg åt helvete och ingen borde tycka något positivt om det efterblivna folket som lever här

ITT: Gopniks
Oy Blyat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-8gsWZqDBM&ab_channel=LifeofBoris

>>694163469
best posr in this thread

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>>694164216
Hej där!

>>694164134
Ses nakej drzej kemo

>>69416028
fuck you maybe russia shouldnt have raped our women and pillaged, we are not your bitch
Česko!!

>>694160612
why are you not hating on france?

>>694164203
People only hire slavic carpenters if they want it done fast and cheap or don't want to pay tax for it. Pretty shit quality though.

>>694164216
Och med detta kommer du i försvar av Polen, Europas soptipp? Bra prioriteringar du har, du verkar ju hata dig själv och ditt land mer än vänsterpacket gör

>>694164932
Han gav sitt liv för något efterblivet. Vill man verkligen få död på en ras så ska man göra som Hitler och vinna folkets hjärtan i kampen mot judar/svarta/vem fan det nu är du hatar

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>>694165265
Allt å lite mer

>>694165248
Jag försvarar inget land. Tycker inte att vi är på ett så jävla bra spår och tror inte det kommer fixas inom en snar framtid

>>694165098
Jooo

>>694166470
y tho

>>694166661
y not?

>>694157269
its actually a prison thing.
during stalins regime, ALOT of russians were in prisons and work-camps.
homosexuality in prison and the camps was a completely normal thing.
if you had been raped or even wanted it yourself, you would squat afterwards because of the pain of sitting down.
this turned into a sign of who was the weakest ones, and could easily be raped again.
over the years, this still continued, but homosexuals used it as a sign that they take it up the ass basicly.
(you may have heard the term cucksquatting)

this is one of the main reasons why homosexuality is illegal in russia. the country has on several occation dropped in the births vs deaths ratio, and the power in numbers is what saved russia in ww2.
russian men have more homosexual encounters than any other country, and women find the act repulsive.
the men will never admit to it and they make excuses like, lack of chairs, dirty benches, squatting toilets, spending lots of time outside etc etc.
they also cut their hair as short as possible and act homophobic.

its just a part of the homosexual sub-culture in slavic countries now.

>>694157269
Same reason asians squat everywhere...
>More athletic than you

my slav gf is squatting next to me right now

>>694167606
make her squat on your dick and show us

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>>694157269
comfy

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>>694167651
k

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>>694159351
>Nike tracksuit
Eastern European my gopnik bumhole

>>694157269
A russian drawer answer here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/5229057

Because Cyka Blyat

>>694165210
What are you talking about retard.

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illuminati

>>694168133

Not all of us are part of the tracksuit culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-l-OkR5yDk

>>694168645
but it's not really a culture
you can't apply western world mentality to eastern europe

>>694162414
kek

>>694168645
#notallslavs

>>694168789

Call it what you will, then. I'm just saying that I don't walk around in a tracksuit.

>>694168887

It is kind of annoying to be associated with the gopniks. People assume I'm Swedish when they see me, and it pains me to correct them.

>>694157269
It's a meme

>>694168887
>>694169183


And again, I'm a eastern european, but I'm not a slav.

>>694168999
but it's why you don't like them or because you want to be alternative

>>694157269
It prepares us for apocalypse, so we can shit in forests easily. It's also part of anicent vodka summoning ritual but i can't talk about it to outsiders.

>>694157269
because I fucked ur mum
t. slav

>>694169318
Hungarian or Bulgarian. Filthy mongol blood

>>694169386
>you don't like them

I don't necessarily dislike them. But they are unrefined people. Maybe not bad people, but I certainly don't want to emulate them.

>you want to be alternative

Kind of, I guess?

>>694169562
slavs don't play the guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAifMqM3g-E

>>694169662

Latvian, actually.

>>694169697
i meant, you don't like sweatsuits
are they not comfortable or you just want to be different from slavic ogres?

Zato što volim čučati, šta me boli kurac.

>>694169562
get out of here stalker

>>694169798

Regular clothing is comfortable enough for me.

It's not the tracksuit, it's what the tracksuit says about you.

>>694166985
that sounds like how sagging your pants in america started in prisons and was to show everyone you would like a dick in your butt. but then it just kind of caught on with the youths

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We dont.

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because fuck you

>>694157269
its a pretty comfortable position to be in if you aren't a 400 lb amerifat.

>>694169754
Potato blood then. Does it easily get stuck in the veins and cause strokes?

>>694170630
>Russian
Clearly not a Mong

>>694171541
>Does it easily get stuck in the veins and cause strokes?

It did for my father and grandfather, yes.

Something to look forward to.

>>694171727
Godspeed, Potato, godspeed

>>694170001
Tracksuit is the same as saying you're staying true to the stereotypes of being eastern European.. that's not really a bad idea. Can't say for sure tho, I'm 1/32 Russian and still I walk around in my tracksuit..

>>694172423
i dunno i walked around in a tracksuit since i was a kid i just love them
only in 2015 i realized tracksuits are a meme for eastern european people thanks to the internet

>>694172423

Where I live, it makes people look down on you, because it makes you look uncultured.

>staying true to the stereotypes

Why would you want that? Craft your own identity.

>>694172745

If you are American, or live in a place that doesn't have many Eastern Europeans, I can understand why you would think that. But unfortunately, it's not a meme. These guys exist.

>>694157269
A russian here.
Squat mostly gopniks. They have a saying "Lets sit, because there is no truth in legs". It happens when they try to intimidate a loh ( a weak person) to persuade him to give them his cellphone, money and so on. So when they start, they would suggest you to sit, so you couldn't suddenly start running away.
Sorry for english

>>694161397
That's every single fucking soccer fan on the planets

>>694172895
actually i live in eastern europe
in serbia exactly

>>694157269
>>694158370
>>694167755
>>694168133
training for the Stumble, Fall and Throw Up Olympics

>>694173476

I guess there aren't any in Serbia then... But I have seen my fair share, so they are real.

Manspreading

>>694173716
i guess i'm one of them guys then

>>694157269
It's cold to sit outdoors (either a bench or floor)

Squatting makes leg strong for kicking sand niggers in head.
Man who squats longest gets all female.

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>>694157269

Slavs vs Northern European vs Southern European vs niggers who wins?

>>694174060
who are southern european?

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>>694174060

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>>694174060
every one who doesn't participate

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>>694174060

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>>694174386
>>694174386
They'll be late for the war because siesta.

>>694174386
>>694174212
My bad that was meant for you

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>>694174060
On equal terms? Most slavs win just because they're so damn many
>WW2.jpg
>GreatNorthernWar.jpg

>>694174060
>southern Europeans can't finance an army
>slavs start fighting between each other
>niggers come and raid Europe, raping every woman in their path
>slavs and southern Europeans are no longer racially pure since their women have been fertilised by niggers
>Northern Europeans just watch and laugh, but join the fight
>near the end of the fight America joins and writes history books telling how it was them who won the war and resolved the conflict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w

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>>694174060
Niggers have an army
We have the BlaytMan

>>694174651
yeah but you can't put balkans and italy&spain together
they're totally different worlds

>>694174060
The first to lose would be the niggers because they will resort to killing eachother off.

Second to lose would be Southern Europe. Italians are pussies, they'll probably just surrender, and the other countries are poor.

The Northern European countries and the Slavs will battle it out to the death, not sure who will win though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpNqiRc9g7s

>>694157269
When you live in a giant shithole your natural instinct is just to squat like you are gonna shot where you are

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>>694157269
Why do Amerifats sit a lot. This is now a fat American sitting thread.

>>694160612
what's up with Turkey?

>>694175243
who doesn't hate turkey?

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>>694175044
Serbia Stronk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

>>694175243
Are you joking or are you retarded?

>>694175243
They're the vermin of the earth

>>694175128
Plus Northern Europe will have the States on their side most likely, which means more military power.

>>694159579
Is this bait?

>>694159579
western spies

>>694175391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4sqMNHZxjI

It's because the fact that the prison floors in the USSR were very cold, so that's why they were squatting instead of sitting on the cold floors.

>>694175538
They have fucking A-10s ?

>>694175467
Not if Trump wins. Then we will be on Mother Russia's side

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64WBNa6Jl0w

>>694175770
you seem knowledgeable, where are you from?

>>694175243
>>694175362
>>694175404

Meaning why he split the country, can't imagine why the European part is less shit

>>694176429
Yo MAMA!! OOOHH GOTEM

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>>694176713

>>694176429

Actually, I think he's just pulling shit out of his ass.

>>694176987
Can't do that while sitting though can ya?

>>694176987
no way bro, i watched Bridge of Spies, shits legit.

>>694167927
Anon, please make her ride that dildo

>>694177141

I do a slav squat when I take a shit. I get on the toilet, and my poop typically comes out in one seamless stream.

The slav squat is the natural shitting position.

>>694159351
literally EXACTLY what my Russian buddy said when I asked him..

"because is comfortable"

"ok"

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>>694160612
Polfag here. You should respect Turkey. Turks were only nation who not accepted partition of Poland. when Poland dissapered from europe maps for 123 years, Learn your own country history.

>>694177513

I wouldn't disagree. It IS comfortable. Seriously, try it.

>>694169918
lol

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>>694173901
Better version

>>694177467
That's what I meant. High-tech stuff

>>694157269
I read it is remnant of prison: where there weren't enough places for comfortable seating. As iwth communism there was an intellectual drain, much of the population were prisoners.

Later, these prisoners got liberated after Sovjet union. Stupid children then took the example because "it was cool".

>>694177827
roll

>>694177827
roll

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>>694175014

>>694177827
rell

>>694160123
Polish here too. What he means is the combo slav + tracksuit + squat = bydlo.

Some people still squat in est Europe because they find it "confortable" if there is no other place to sit. Bydlos are the combination of all three.

>>694159234
Hello boris

>>694157269
Because i have serious question... Why the fuck don't nonslavs like to squat a lot?

>>694157269

They are hiding their pockets from others

>>694177668
In the same way you should hate germany since they invade Poland every weekend just for fun...

>>694178672
koreans can squat all freakin day

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>>694159234

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>>694179005
Hate dont bring you nothing good, soo you should be carefull with it. and use it on specific pp,l not nations. But im on /b/ i dont expect to reson with anybody

>>694179945
I was sarcastic /b/rother senpai.

>>694177668
I don't care. They are muslims and they are ruining Europe.

its because the asians indians and russians practice taking shits on the streets

>>694160612
> le we love Europe but hate England meme :^)

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>>694157269

There actualls is a theory about that.

And here it is.

>>694181567
I go on /sp/ m8. I wish you could understand.

>>694178030
actually that's the most plausible version of origin slavs' squatting

>>694177827
roll cyka

watch me get dubs lol

watch me get dubs lol bitches

lol dubs foreal

Why the fuck are you guys not listening to this right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiFBgtgUtfw

lol fuckers i got dubs

>>694180353
Muslims were in Europe all along. They're intrinsic part of Europe. The Balkans once were part of Ottoman Empire, Iberian Peninsula was part of Umayyad Caliphate. All Portugal and Spanish showplaces are built by Muslims in the Middle Ages (Alhambra for instance).

>tfw i get dubs

>>694175494
Number 11 is true slav tho.
And looks familiar to vodka as well.

>>694183509
14*

>>694158786
Conditions match most slav countries. I think this is you're answer OP

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^^

>>694157269
When you're outside and you don't have a chair what are you doing?

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>this thread

>>694183163
All Portugal and Spanish "showplaces" are built by Muslims? You must have this information probably from a book of the 14th century.

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>>694183718
17 Is a well known alcoholic.

>>694157269
Is too cold to put butt on floor

>>694160612
great.I hate your country too.jew slavs

>>694184700
>All Portugal and Spanish "showplaces" are built by Muslims?

Only ones which are worth to see them.

>>694160612
Why are you hating Ukraine?

>>694188204
why not ukraine is scum

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>>694187143
Funny how that works
>>694188204
Because of football

>>694158878
Would squatting like a Slav make you more likely to have an urge to shit? Like, if you tried to hang with the Slavs would you end up having to shit from all that squatting? Asking for a friend.

>>694169918
Love it

>>694188962
no

>>694189289
thank you

>>694189391
np mang

>>694158786
Why not just stand up straight instead?

i don't remember a slav thread living this long

>>694190099
why don't you try to stand in a place for a long time?
you can walk a long time but standing still gets painful after a while
if your body is used to squatting it's more comfortable than sitting

>>694157269
poor country. no chair. only slav squat. true slav, squat slav squat many hours a day.

>>694159579
Only one of them is true slav. right on bottom. the other guys is western spy

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>>694190292
we have chairs it's just a matter of preference

>>694190398
he's a western spy as well
butt should touch heels

>>694157269
Adidas

97% of Americans cannot squat all the way down without their heels leaving the ground, all toddlers can though. Try it out and notice your heels.