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Like every evening. Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
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>>694157250
Well I'm an 18 y/o virgin but personally I'm asexual or whatever the hypsterism is for it. What about you OP?
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>>694157544

Not asexual. Just an idiot.
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>>694157798
Ah
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>>694157250

Like every evening: kill yourself!
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>>694157250
Why have you never gotten a prostitute?
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Was it your choice OP?
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>>694158125

Because prostitutes don't count.

>>694158404

It was someone else choice.
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>>694158593
No body liked you or what?
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>>694158593
>It was someone else choice.
3.5 billion women can't be wrong
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I'm Virgin too

Not by choice
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>>694158862

Correct.
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>>694158901

Well. I guess.
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>>694158977
Damn get an ugly chick
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>>694159558

I usually went for average chicks. Women like the one on the photo are clearly way out of my league.
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how does this happen?
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>>694159785

By not getting anyone to have sex with you?
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I'm a 28 year old virgin. Only kissed one girl. Furthest I got was one date. I will probably be a wizard soon.
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like are you ugly? weird? crazy?

WHY HAVE YOU NEVER MADE LOVE?
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>>694159658
Go for 3/10s or 4/10s
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What's your education OP?
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Why don't you hit the gym you fat fuck?
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20, kissless, dont see a future...
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>>694158593
all women are essentially prostitutes... the transaction doesn't always happen up front.
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>>694160171

Not ugly, just average. Weird as fuck though.

>>694160209

Yeah. Probably my only choice.

>>694160215

University. Mol. Bio / Biochem

>>694160269

Very athletic already
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>>694160554
>Weird as fuck though.
how? How are you weird?
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>>694160554
Stop being weird and you might get somewhere
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>>694157250
>23
I shave and i don't use glasses.
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gdhjsf
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>>694160777

Just a cliché aspie. Unable to hold a conversation or do small talk. Impenetrable to humour.
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>>694157250
Do you honestly care or are you truly bothered that you're a virgin anymore? 32 virgin here and I stopped caring that I was one somewhere into my late 20's.
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>>694160021

not OP but I kissed a girl too, i regret it. She was kind of ugly... i will never forgive my self for such whore display.
>Becouse man can also be whores.
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>>694161212

Sometimes I bother, sometimes I don't.
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>>694157250
How much damage your fireball does?
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>>694161502

Around three fiddy DPS
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>>694161502
>DPS
dignity points?
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>>694157250
Whoever made this is either trolling or trying to justify being raped by his dad as a teenager
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>>694161677

No. I don't have any dignity left.
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>>694162048

Hello newfriend
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>>694157250
I'm only 19 but the only girl i liked in my whole life doesn't give a fuck to me, i think i'll get to 30+.
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>>694162930

OP here. Had a few stories like that. Try to disconnect yourself from her, she's not worth it.
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>>694163276
tell us
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>>694160554
>Very athletic already

Ah stop lying.
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>>694163766

There is not much to tell. There were quite a few girls I had a crush on in high school and university. In high school, I actually never made a move and wasted years dreaming about some girl. In university, I was deeply in love with a good friend and she turned me down after I finally made a move. Cut her out of my life and it was just liberating.

>>694163966

Pic from yesterday.
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23 y/o virgin reporting in.

Does it ever get easier?

It doesn't really bother me that I don't have a gf, women are almost universally disgusting to me; but when I hear close male friends and coworkers talking about all the sex they are having/had it makes me feel inferior for some reason.
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>>694164830
>It doesn't really bother me that I don't have a gf, women are almost universally disgusting to me

You Sir are a faggot. Literally.
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>>694164830
If you don't like women or men why do you care so much? Sex is pretty overrated, feeling inferior is stupid there are more important things in life
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>>694164325
Pretty much the same story for me.
But I'm 39 beyond redemption. If you don't want to end up like me, you better do something with your life NOW.
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>>694165297
>>694165418
To clarify, I meant personality wise.

I've met very few women I could stand talking to for more than 15 minutes, and I don't have that problem at all with most other guys.

I find women physically attractive, and I certainly feel lust towards really pretty women, but the moment they open their mouth it pretty much turns me off.

On some levels I know I shouldn't care, but it still makes me feel like shit deep down when other guys talk about their experiences.
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>>694157995
like every evening. kekt
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>>694165858

Like every evening: Faggot!
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>>694166486
Like every faggot.
'evening!
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>>694157250
Are you that guy again ?

18 and planning to stay a virgin for a long time.(Religious reasons).

Any tips ?
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>>694167279

I'm that guy. And if you want to stay a virgin, don't fuck. It's not that you are at risk of being raped.
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>>694167460
I get asked out every once in a while, and its getting harder to say no, so how do you have girls avoid you ?

I dont put any conscious effort into being this way.
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>>694167460
You say you are fit, you have decent education, unless you are ugly, you must be doing something different, tell me your secret T-T
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>>694167696

Don't ask me. Girls have never shown interest in me. Wish I had your problems.
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>>694168287

I'm just an unlikeable person, I guess.
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>>694157250
Your face will decide. Show us your face
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>>694168479
>>694168363
Maybe because I am "hard to get" because of my beliefs ?

Thanks for trying to help me tho .
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>>694157250
how tall are you?
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>>694168762

Inb4 that pic again.
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>>694168963

180 cm.
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>>694169111
Get long hair, my girlfriend loves moving her hands through my hair. Other girls do as well
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What's your fetish?
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>>694169496

Sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the purpose of procreating.
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>>694169152
so if ur not short ugly dumb or fat you must be a virgin by choice.
>Inb4 forever alone
Im 188.5 and have no friends atm but i know ill get a girl to suck me off cuz im a hot douchebag see

tl;dr you could be doing worse. you must be a virgin by choice
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>>694169804
>so if ur not short ugly dumb or fat you must be a virgin by choice.

Yet, I am not.
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>>694169111
lol u could be one of those guys who was completely bald before 25 take advantage. Its the morbid extreme of human discontent that make things slightly more enjoyable for the masses. get a gf
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>>694170076
>get a gf

How?
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>>694160554
>very athletic already
bet he's one of those /fit/ bros sucking each other off in the showers
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>>694169111
Nice trips. Do you suffer from anxiety/aggression? Your lips are so damn pressed you look like a white rapper trying to look dangerous
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>>694170176
well you are 33... i can only be so relevant with the whimsical advice of a lonely 21 year old. but i like to think im mature enough. ive only banged 3 hookers, but had the opportunity to bang several girls, just was stupid.

r u like me in that you know you had the opportunity but now you are awkwardly past it? i mean it just seems like you couldnt have tried much if you are this unsuccessful
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>>694170482
>Do you suffer from anxiety/aggression?

More aggression than anxiety. Very short tempered.
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Its better to have never loved than to have loved and lost.
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>>694170551
>r u like me in that you know you had the opportunity but now you are awkwardly past it?

Don't remember ever having the opportunity.
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>>694169496
>>694170671
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>>694165781
thats called being a man
as a kiddo my best friends where girls but now as 22 the only woman with whom i can talk to without instantly losing interest is my gf (she's pretty smart for a girl)
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>>694170760
well you are a guy so you have to generally do the approaching. you have to make the opportunity yourself.

do it now or youll never have a teen daughter to dress up in a maid outfit and bring you cold beverages during the game!
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>>694162930
>>694162107
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>>694171087
>well you are a guy so you have to generally do the approaching. you have to make the opportunity yourself.

I've never been one of the people who hit on 20 girls in one evening, but I've approached a few women in my life. Maybe a hundred in total.
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>>694157250
I just cant imagine a 13-16 years old having sex, I mean jesus Christ their still kids, that's weird as hell.

I mean 18-24 is probably the zone of normalness, depending on religion or access to non troll women.
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>>694171627
>were you always unpopular?

No. Since I threw a lot of parties + supplied alcohol in HS.
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>>694170602
Yep, can see that. That's probably one of the reasons you don't get along with people. But you might know that. Try to relax a bit. I know the struggle of being easily infuriated. I think you look decent. Try to take it easier when approaching girls. Against the aspie/aggression: take some Xanax or other tranquilizer. It'll help
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>>694171937

Tiger tranqs.
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>>694171799
well got damn, i dont know what the fuck else to tell you then. sometimes in life you are just that dude, and you can help it. NOBODY is gonna suck you off and life has a way of kickin you in the damn balls whatever you do. probably about the chances of being hit by an asteroid/ lightning multiple times.
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>>694168479
That doesnt mean you cant get any love. There are so many assholes with girl/boyfriends.
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>>694169257
My date likes it too
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>>694157250
WFT... how is that even possible. 33 yrs without any pussy. I know plenty of ugly fat bastards who even have kids. Dude, you need help.
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17 y/o Virgin by choice. Idk man. I don't think sex is very essential. Blowjob for sure. But sex? Meh. Are we counting blowjobs and other sexual acts as a loss of virgitude ? Or just good Ole penis to vagina action.
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>>694173275

Those ugly fat bastards have a normal personality though.
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>>694157250
How do you cast a fireball?
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>>694162930
With so many girls in the world you cannot think like this. Go out there and meet new people.
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Just be thankful you virgins aren't me..
>22
>Socially awkward
>NEET
>2 years of uni left but too scared to go back because of alcoholism
>3/10 gf

Have any of you fucked up this bad?
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