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don't bring a gun to a swordfight


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don't bring a gun to a swordfight
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I'm pretty sure the gun clearly wins in that situation.
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what about a pen?
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>>694149970
I want to fight you but I don't want to knock you out.
it wouldn't be a fair fight for you.
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someone better finish this
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>>694149970
http://www.prequeladventure.com/this/KatiaEntertwo.html
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>>694150086
fag
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I am currently hard enough for a type of sword fight.
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>>694150081
I'm gonna knock you out and you're going to wake up in a sex dungeon.

>>694150086
These are great.

>>694150165
man I haven't actually read prequel in a minute
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>>694150275
indeed
>>694150194
hello to you as well
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>>694150406
Come online baby.
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>>694150406
my folder has too many images to go searching though
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>>694150275
ok really tho, stop pretending you could even win.
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>>694150657
Float like a butterfly, sting like a beeeeyotch.
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>>694150107
I second this motion
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>>694150570
theres always that one face that you need right when you need it and it's never there though
>>694150562
no thanks, not because of you, but it's time to get going otherwise

bye luna I hope you get a bed soon
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Any of you faggots got any recommendations for a good furfag artist?
>inb4 naylor
Being an IRL faggot doesn't count.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlun7VOJDmI
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>>694150570
f-fag

>>694150864
I gotcha. Have a good day.
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>>694150756
ok dear
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>>694150864
Thousand+ image folders are the real struggle.

>>694150948
You too.

>>694150894
No.
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no dont go snoofs ur my favourite you actually pay attention to me
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>>694151012
Ann Coulter on Milo's show is still the best shit of all time.
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>>694151028
Come online baby.
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>>694151113
I saw
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>>694151270
I'm at work. Why?

>>694151333
oh yeah do you have any cool pokemon yet
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Never fails, these threads are magic.
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>>694151556
I need to access your knowledge of the old days of the threads.
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>>694151556
not terribly.
eevee and pidgeot, exeggcute and a gloom and a drowzee.
almost caught a rhyhorn yesterday, that would have been badass, but it escaped.
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>>694151801
alright then

>>694151965
eevee is pretty cool in my book
you can evolve these jawns right I don't actually know how the game works
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>>694152042
>jawns
wut
you can evolve any pokemon that has an evolution, takes candy you get from catching the specific pokemon though.
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>that recoil
wet noodle arms
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>>694152137
jawn is a noun in philadelphian english that means...anything, it's like a universal anaphor

gotcha get a jolteon they're legit

>>694152206
I can't tell what she's firing, might be a fat load
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>>694152440
Hello, waifu.
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>>694152600
Hey, how's it going?
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>>694152640
Impromptu day off.
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>>694152863
Those are always good.
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>>694153730
Didn't really feel like jerking off but what choice do I really have now. I guess the cock is coming out.
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>>694153969
Glad I can help.
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>>694154027
Me too ;)
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>>694150077
Maybe you could Lodge it in the trigger or something, but that would be slightly difficult
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It's knife fight you stupid fucking faggot.
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>>694154951
Someone's mad.
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>>694153969
Post pics of it.
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>>694155381
I want one of those.
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idolizing firearms is idolizing death

jawns is a stupid word

goin to work now
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>>694156222
I don't care too much about horses, but I love femboy horses for some reason.
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>>694149786
ahh she is shooting a gun, i thought she gets shot in the head in some random american shooting LUL
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>>694156339
Its because you desire the horse cock.
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>>694156987
The thing is, I don't care about horse cock all that much. I prefer dog cock honestly. But I guess I like the fact that horses are typically strong and masculine, and I like seeing them girly, and more befitting of my tastes.
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that's pretty homosexual
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>>694157491
no u
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>>694157588
same
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>>694157877
So what's going on with you?
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>>694157964
nothing really, just on break from school. i'm spending my time getting back into competitive warcraft 3
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>>694158082
That's cool.
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>>694158134
what about yourself?
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>>694158134
fuck yes, I came for the guns, stayed for the cocks
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>>694158201
Absolutely nothing.
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>>694158258
Cocks are pretty great. But don't tell anyone I said that.
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>>694158304
that's a little lame
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>>694158390
I'm going to tell everyone you said that!
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>>694158258
Fuck, I need a cock right now.
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>>694158516
That's my life for ya. Nothing ever happens. Just depression and loneliness.

>>694158537
No, plz don't.
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>>694158633
oh my~

>>694158665
Hey everyone Dash loves cock!
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>>694158939
Shh, I said don't tell anyone!
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>>694158633
here you go

>>694158665
it's tough, man but you'll get rid of it
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>>694159044
That's what I keep telling myself, yet nothing changes. I've been severely depressed since I was 5, and I doubt anything will ever change. Quite frankly, I'm so used to it that I don't even want anything to change.
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>>694159272
You just need to find another depressed person, and hate the world together <3
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>>694159426
Yeah, like Nibi
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>>694159426
That won't make me feel better. I don't want to hate the world. I want to love it, and I want everyone else to be happy, but I can't even do that myself.

>>694159495
Nibi and I would never work because of one simple reason: we're too much alike.
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>>694159666
A negative times a negative is a positive
Did you not watch Ned's Declassified
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>>694159044
Not thick enough.

>>694158939
Its been a while.
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>>694159746
I don't remember anything from that show. And that still wouldn't work because we're adding in this case, not multiplying.
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hello
I want cock
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>>694159883
Hey, what's up? Other than wanting cock, obviously.
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>>694159272
I know how it feels, I was depressed from a pretty young age until about two years ago. I wish you luck in your trial
>>694159778
NOTHING PLEASES YOU
>>694159883
see>>694159044
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>>694159883
We all do.
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>>694160049
Thanks.
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>>694149786
All people deserve to be attacked by the weapon they choose to wield at least once, in order to fully respect it.
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>>694160041
hi, not much, worked a shit ton this and last week, finally getting some days off soon though so yay
>>694160049
wow that's a hearty one
>>694160068
the world is cruel
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>>694160396
Good to hear.
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>>694160456
how're you?
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>>694160687
I'm fine.
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>>694160396
yeah and there's more where that came from
how you do
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Fuck, I am so horny right now.
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>>694160741
good to hear
>>694160804
oh boy, see >>694160396
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>>694149786
used to go shooting with a girl that jiggled when she shot. fun times.
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>>694161144
neato. days off are always nice
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>>694161088
>triceritops
you are one fucked up retarded fat bitch you know tht
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>>694161941
It's not that bad. I have much worse.
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>>694162273
what in the fuck man
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>>694162364
I can post more if you want. That's what this folder is for after all.
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no don't post your degenerate shit
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>>694162427
He prefers fat old man cock.
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all things posted on 4chan is degenerate shit
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>>694162597
Since you asked so nicely.

>>694162602
I think I have a little bit of that.
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