YLYL GOD MODE
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YLYL GOD MODE
>>694146882
epic meme bro
I'd contribute I guess
>>694147072
I know
>>694147624
CAN I SAUVE THIS YPITCURE
>>694147624
Fuck you
this is classic
>>694147889
This is the cringiest thing I've seen in a very long time
>>694147708
sure.
>>694147736
you can too, if you want.
Yeah ok
>>694147889
This fucking thing made me loose too many times cause of Garlic Bread. Im pathetic.
>>694148106
How loose
https://youtu.be/falcGNfAyHQ
>>694148233
So loose
vsauce dump
>>694148010
Lost so hard
>>694147624
Oh my fucking god, are you cunts actually joking? How many fucking times do you dickheads need to post this before it forces itself into your thick as fuck skulls that it’s an unfunny, useless, immature, moronic waste of time? Instead of laughing at shitty Memes and Stripper Bananas like it’s some kind of proper humour, why don’t you take the time to immerse yourself in some REAL comedy, with REAL funny things? And not just shitty static macro ISP-based photo images, and your JPEGs or whatever, how about you look at some of those PROPER funny moving pictures that you can find on You Tube. What were they called again? Oh yeah, GIFS. Watch some proper GIFs on You Tube where there’s an element of surprise instead of a shit photo where the joke is over as soon as you perceive the image with your eyes, and before it even gets integrated in your Primary Visual Cortex. But I guess you /b/ retards won’t know about that because you’re all uneducated, obese, good for nothing 40 year old men, whereas I am a well-off 23 year-old man with a healthy family, healthy sperm, and a really good computer which is actually capable of playing proper funny GIFs on You Tube. I also play soccer semi-professionally which means I am fitter and stronger than you all, and I take a Psychology apprenticeship.
So instead of laughing at your bananas and “memes”, laugh at some real humour. Fucking idiots
>>694148450
Lost
>>694148055
The banana pictures are actually funnier than this
>>694147253
>No Muslims only Stood their Ground
>>694148538
i fucking love the 'no not like that'
>>694147431
>hitler baked jews
>hitler used their lard for soap
>hitler used yew eyes for buttons
shitty ylyl
>>694147624
You are saying this quite comfortably behind your computer screen aren't you? Sitting in your 300$ gaming chair that mom bought for you, whilst sipping on hot cocoa and having tabs on the "latest anime episodes", weaaboo music playing in the backround on full blast and mlp tabbed. Ah, quite comfy, ain't it. Anonymity sure is great. You can say whatever you want because no one will know who you truly are.
You believe you are hardened. An edgy hero. But in reality, you are really just scum. A useless shit stain. A waste of space. No purpose in life other than to leech off of the hard work of others. People like you need to be eradicated. The world doesn't need your shit. You are better off dead, faggot.
>>694148233
Footloose
>>694148121
>get shot by police
Lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q3Q5hHeb6k
>>694147321
This is fucking gold, very underrated post
>>694148670
Amen
>>694148450
lost
>>694147321
This is genius. Someone needs to do this.
>>694147801
that's cute
>>694149547
Shit
>>694149576
>>694149578
hey faggot we posted at the same second and you stole my thumbnail
This is the worst YLYL thread I've seen in a long time. Good job.
>>694149625
It was fine at first
>>694149576
Sorcery.
>>694147379
fucking lost it
>>694148670
thanks lori
>>694149780
Wut?
>>694148538
Kek
>>694148869
I fucking love it out the popper !
>>694149051
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS.
>>694148991
not even a furfag but this is hot
>>694148891
Yep. He also forced the jews to have babies so he could use them as hacky-sacks. All 6 million of them too.... Those poor jews... This worlds gonna miss those 7 million brave souls
>>694148233
loose as a goose
>>694148612
top kek
>>694150057
keep calm and post bananas
>>694149547
fuck you nigger
>>694150104
You're a furfag now. Yiff in the deepest bowels of Hell.
>>694148642
That's the saddest shit I've ever seen... Jesus :(
>>694147889
faaake
>>694148849
kek
>>694150344
checked!
>>694148642
>i'm "down" with that
God fucking damnit
>>694150298
well. if im a furfag i guess i should know what yiff means.
seriously. heard it for years. the fuck does it even stand for?
>>694147379
Losing
>>694148450
Lost
>>694150344
checked
>>694147690
Losing
>>694150565
>those tabs
>>694148670
This.
>>694150565
go back to lereddit
>>694149547
Kys
>>694150104
>Didn't even know i was a furfag
Fixed it for you.
>>694148342
fuck lost
>>694150501
It's furries' way of saying 'have sex with'
Onomatopoeia, see?
>>694146882
That's not funny, summer cancer
>>694150671
>>694150502
Lost a week ago.
Old news.
>>694150565
Dank
>>694147379
lost hard
>>694149191
>>694149454
Lurk moar homos
>>694149191
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is underrated? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out what the bottom of your toilet smells like?
>>694150501
yiff just means fap or it can stand for young incredibly fuckable furry or some shit like that
>>694150565
kys faggot
>>694150344
damn nice
>>694151571
yiff is the sound a fox makes when it's having sex you retard.
>>694150115
8 million? I didn't know NINE MILLION JEWS died. Fucking disguisted.
>>694148709
Goddammit!
>>694147321
this is very good
you're doing him a favor... no one thinks having a hole in your ear makes you badass anymore, but having a 0.9 pounds padlock hanging from your earlobe is truly hardcore
>>694149547
fuck you
>>694149547
ACDC
Is the banana thing supposed to be funny, idgi seems kind of annoying and that's it
>>694150565
fuck you
>>694146882
>>694147508
>black people humor
they think white people normally "take chances" with the police by not cooperating for a couple of minutes... only black people act like mad apes on the police under the claim of not doin nuffin
>>694148612
keked
>>694149547
shit
>>694150344
nice
>>694147654
I smiled.
>>694149128
lmfao
>>694146882
Fucking lost
>>694150198
The Goose is loose.
>>694153061
oh god, pls tell that its fake
hello orungutano
>>694148170
fuck u
>>694153608
hello urangutano
>>694153221
what a cheap shitty door
>>694153688
ur nan
>>694149547
Fuck
>>694152500
Wow, so butthurt by people being different, completely chimps out at a joke.
Get a grip you retarded mongoloid.
>>694149547
jewish
>>694149576
Zero?
Tough crowd.
I'd give ten poimts for the elephant.
>>694150565
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>694148121
was taking a sip of water
>water not in mouth anymore
>>694148106
Garlic.. bread
>>694149547
fuck you, I hope your mother die raped my niggers
>>694150304
why did I loose to this
>>694155173
Can I save?
>>694155354
It's not my pic anyway so sure.
>>694155414
It's my pic actually, I can't really prove I made it but I did. Glad to see its made its way around
>>694148849
noice
>>694148316
fucking lost so ahrd
>>694152944
checked!
>>694148670
Lost
>>694149547
fuck you
>>694148027
What sort of illiterate cunt wrote this?
>>694150565
fugger
Fuck all these bananas, later niggers
>>694148577
i dont get this
>>694148642
lost it at Down with that
>>694156583
Black kids...
computer desk.
>>694153688
Hello orangutano
>>694150982
kek
>>694153688
hello orungutano
>>694153644
why even reply to the faggotry? replying to faggot banana makes you a faggot banana
>>694153688
hello orungutano
>>694149547
Fucking lost
>>694148878
Was she also payed in doll hairs?
>>694149547
nigger
>>694148055
That doesn't even make sense.
>Things black people say after sex
>Nigga
>Nigger
>Noffin
>Fuck
>>694155052
That's called swallowing something your mom is good at
>>694150565
asd
>>694148055
I hate that the worst ones always get me
