Took two Aleve. Smoked 2 bowl packs about 7 hours later. Almost passed out.
>wtf

Thats some shizznizzle frizzled dizzle 20 for a grizzle. I almost don't like weed like that because its makes my day completely useless

>>694144749
Man what kind of shitty kenyan drugs are you buying

>>694144749
looks wet as fuck

>>694144749
Where are you from op?

>>694144749
looks pretty fucking fantastic, cheers.

looks dank, is it sativa?

Gross old weed. The reason its such a bad color is the trichomes have deteriorated into CBD from sitting in the sun too long, so they lost their milky white color.

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guys something is wrong with my giraffe. it wont eat cheese crackers.

what should i name my giraffe?

Yeah I just smoked a joint of the stuff and I'm not feeling to get up any time soon.

Went to Dam not long ago and since I've come back (UK fag) I've found the stuff I get here just puts you in a coma

>>694146712
cheese crackers

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Your shit will never be as good as Washington State's Weed.

>>694147167
True that. Do you dab? The co2 extracts here are the shit, none of that butane tasting shit.

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>>694147167
Washington state is the best state

It's a dominant sativa cross

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>>694147328
>>694147334

Yes I do. Picked this up last year

>>694146684
It looks wet. not dried out. Not an experienced smoker here, but that certainly doesn't look old at all. Or is this bait?

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>>694147334
>>694147167
I can understand how people would think that. If they've never been to California, that is.

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>>694147425

Medicated Ice Cream

anyone in charlotte nc

>>694147479
Weed can be old and underdried buddy. If people are lazy in one way with their growing it's not usually the only way.

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>>694144749
You need to stop biting your nails.

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>>694144749

looks dank as shit, good find OP

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>>694147715

>>694147479
It's bait. The weed looks dank

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Got these yesterday

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>>694147854

>>694147650
Good point.

Nice hairs. Got some shit like that going around NC.... Just got off work and immediately packed a bowl. Rocket League, 2k, or Witcher ? (PS4)

>>694147973
Go suck your dads dick.

Is that all? Or did you leave the bag in your car or something? 2.5g that you hold in your hand looks like a nice bake before supper.

>>694147696
>>694147777
Gayfag here. I tried anal sex once and now I smoke pot.

>>694147854
Lol. Poor kids. I really feel bad for you if you're experience with weed is so minimal that you think weed with no intact trichomes is dank. There's a reason he gets couchlocked like crazy. All of the THC has degraded into nonpsychoactive relaxants like CBD and CBN. learn some shit before you accuse me of being bait boyo.

>>694147973
WHERE NIGGA im in charlotte. give kik or something

i have 0 access to anything even remotely decent in a huge fucking city like this.

>>694147715
What can I say? I have some bad habits.

>>694148100

*puts on sunglasses* soooooooo rad

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>>694148171
I actually don't smoke weed anymore. Mildly biopolar and it makes my meds not work. I am just not the same person. If I smoke once in a while it's fine. But more than once MAYBE twice a month fucks my shit up.

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>>694148179
I'm downtown. Meet me behind the dumpster.

>>694147973
Witcher, I need to get the DLC haven't had the time recently though

i tried marijuana once

now im HIGH

>>694148495
Ya he'll be the one jerking off and singing to celine dion. Look for the sunglasses with one lens missing.

>>694148495
stop being a bitch made nigger. smokers are supposed to help each other out but young people have forgotten about that because youre all 10000% fucking paranoid

the loss of normal socialization in the world was terrible for smokers. nobody helps anymore. fuckin pathetic. have to keep buying nigger bags that dont drop any kief.

Get a job you fucking degenerate

>>694148687
Get a job sparkling wiggles

>>694147973
where

>>694147874
hope they allow edibles in NJ soon

>>694148995
the fuck does a job have to do with anything? when did i say i didn't have money?

>>694144749
looks pretty dank op, how much did you get and how much did you spend?

>>694146684
>The reason its such a bad color is the trichomes have deteriorated into CBD
I'll take "bullshit made up on the spot to sound smart" for 200, alex

>>694149399
2.1 g for £20

>>694148171
You're fucking 50.
You can clearly see the trichomes and thc doesn't turn into cbd you ancient oaf

>>694147533
I have been there. You're wrong.

Oregon and WA has better weed than cali

>>694144749
Haven't smoked in months due to job doing blood test...test prob doesn't even test for drugs just aids/diseases. Taking so long to process references/criminal check thinking of getting some. Should I ? Boredom driving me nuts.

>>694149373
Money =/= job. Why don't you contribute to society instead of using your ebt card to buy black lives matter shirts

>>694149936
you might die tomorrow pal. would you have wanted your last day on this earth to be weedless?

>>694149933
You're an idiot if you think you can judge a location's weed just by trying it a few times. Everywhere on earth has amazing weed and shitty weed. You have to shop around and experience it all to make such a comparison between two places. It's more dependent on the grower than the location.

>>694148171

Washington fag again.

As a cannabis industry professional can confirm.

>>694150067
this guy brings up a good point

>>694149936

Blood tests for recent consumption of marijuana. It's stored in fat not the bloodstream.

Source Been in the legal and illegal Marijuana biz since 1999

>>694150067
I'm really fighting it, I've started drinking much more as a result. Which is much more unhealthy. Hate the laws in my country would much rather be baked playing vidya.

>>694150174

Hey numbnuts.

I understand that the greatest grower in the world can grow the best weed anywhere if he has the right equipment.

What you don't understand is Washington has more weed growers than about anywhere else and the AVERAGE quality is higher.

>>694150427
Basically if I smoke it's in there for 24 hour. Could get the call for blood test any day. Likely won't.. as they haven't even processed my references.

>>694150431

Don't trip if it's only a blood test just don't smoke before work.

>>694149933
>implying the very best bud in your state didn't originate in California...you must be high

>>694150597
You're incorrect.

Source. Legal Medical and Recreational grower and distributer since 1999

>>694150590
How long did you live in California and how long have you lived in Washington while actively seeking out new weed sources? That's what I'm getting at. I sincerely doubt you can legitimately say which is better "on average".

>>694144749
looks like some dope ass shit homie

how much $/g?

>>694150761
What am I wrong about sir ?

why do people say outdoor isnt as good as indoor? wouldnt the sun make the plant much more stronger because its a much brighter light? thus giving better nutients by photosynthesis?

>>694150745

Omg you're funny.

Interstate travel of Legal Marijuana is still illegal.

I know a lot of illegal weed is trafficked here, but now that so much of the weed is being grown here and in Oregon (more so than california) there isn't enough of a reward for the interstate trafficking seeing as you can get a zip of straight fire for 100 dollars.

Is Albanian weed any good?

>>694150878
The amount of time it lasts in your blood.

>>694150996

The order of quality goes
Indoor>greenhouse>outside

This is because you can control the light cycle, temperature, humidity, and pretty much anything else leading to better conditions for high THC percentages

Source: growing and distributing legally in WA state since 1999

>>694151323
Explain how long it lasts, from what I've read chronic smokers takes 7 days, one off takes 24 hour.

>>694150996
Depends on where you are. Some locations have better sun, weather etc more conducive to growing. Bad soil, bad ground water, bad weather, too far North/South of the equator all factor into it.

Indoor growing controls all of those elements. So yes, while you CAN have better growing outdoors, it's going to be more consistently good indoors assuming those factors are controlled.

>>694151449
Also they have to specifically test for drugs, if they check for aids/diseases it doesn't show ?

I just flushed all my weed down the toilet. I'm enough of a lazy piece of shit without a drug making me more lazy.

>>694147538
You are cancer

>>694151474

No. You're wrong too.

The ideal light cycles can't happen outside.

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>>694151005
>zip of straight fire

I'm detecting a lot of niggers here today. What's happening?

>>694151780
*an addict

I'm an addict. Get it right.

>>694151449
Not sure about smoking just one time. It typically takes about 2-4 weeks to piss clean as a baseline. The more you smoke the longer it takes. Chronic heavy users have been known to take as long as 9 months to piss clean but that's rare. Figure 2 months and you're probably safe in most cases.

>>694151884
Ignore this fool.

>>694151964

I sell to a lot of niggles so I had to learn their ape speak. I'm sorry if your reading comprehension wasn't accurate enough to pick up on what I was saying.

Good luck getting that chromosome transplant

>>694152012
We are taking blood not urine.

why do people say the leaves dont get you high? they do dont they?

>>694151005
I'm talking about the elite cuttings/clone only dude. I don't know what you're on about.. Trafficking bud or something??

I'm saying that all of the elite strains originated from California not Washington; I remember selling zips to you faggots back in the late 90's for $350 all day.

Meanwhile in Brazil, I keep smoking expensive shitty weed that maybe mixed with crack

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>>694152084
>learn their ape speak

You acknowledged that you had to learn their jibber jabber, honky. It's my privilege not to understand it.

>>694152084
>in a nigger industry
>dealing with niggers
>talking like a nigger
>not even an actual nigger
>still feels superior to others
Feel shame.

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>>694152322
Gotta do something until bath time, amirite?

>>694152501
what is "bath"?

>>694146794
Do it

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>>694152619
bubbly wubbly floaty bucket time?

I'm starting my last year of uni soon, I'll either graduate or drop out in may, it's still 50/50 at this point. Gonna move from an illegal state to California, maybe Oregon or Washington. Just somewhere out west where there's work and weed. I can't wait to be able to walk into a store and buy a consistent quality product instead of being ripped off by scumbag black market dealers. Just one year to go, my dudes.

>>694152972
I live in LA and there are medical shops everywhere. They're pretty much as common as Starbucks. You're going to have a harder time finding a good job than you will finding weed.

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>>694151030
Weed doesn't grow in Albania.

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WATCH THIS WHEN YOU ARE HIGH AS FUCK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEwUIqBaITM

>>694154077
>p
nice dubs fagg

>>694151323
Is there any source online to read about marijuana cultivation? I have a potential opportunity and want to learn as much as possible.

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bout to take a fat dab, sup bros.

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>>694146712
nice piece anon

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>>694144749
https://youtu.be/nF7lv1gfP1Q

>>694144749
Maybe it's just the picture but the trichomes look weird to me. Some dealers are cunts and spray their weed with sugar water or other shit so i would be careful.

Can you take a close picture of a bud?

>>694149633
where in the uk?

Think I'm fucked guys.

>Started smoking a few years back
>Fucking ace
>Nothing but lols and awesome times
>Stop smoking for a while
>Get put on antidepressants
>Have a spliff at a mates house
>Crippling deja vu, literally unable to function properly because of panic
>Now off anti-d's, still happens from time to time, if not in a perfectly peaceful state of mind

How to stop this? What made it do?

>>694157156
jewish pharmaceutical shill detected

>>694157619
>Pharma shill
>Saying prescription meds fucked me over
>Wants to go back to smoking green without negative stuff

Shiggydiggy m8, perfect logic there

>>694158334
>it's my first time reading jewish tricks

gtfo

>>694158699
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8

>>694159083
climb back into the oven, you're not done.

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>>694159292
You've kekkle'd my shekels goy! My matza's been cooked! Oy vey!

Srsly pal, either you're pulling some bizarro troll shit, or you have some Nth degree logic fuckery.

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Haha I'm Dutch and I can buy good quality weed legally everywhere, feelsgoodman

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>>694160101
>i used to take pills and everything was fine
>then one day i got high on the marijuanas and lost of shit
>now i don't take my happy pills
>i'm just going to smoke weed now goy, those big pharma kikes poisoned me.
>right?
>was it the pills or the marijuana that destroyed my mind?
>really makes you think huh
>i know you depressed pill popping faggots like to smoke weed
>what if you smoke weed one day, just like me, and fall victim to crippling anxiety?!

>>694160649
No, fuck nugget, it's the exact opposite.

Weed was fine, never had any problems. Went on pills a while after, pills then fucked up how weed effects me, possibly permanently. Weed is not to blame, pills are.

>>694160569
degenerate.

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>>694161230
jewy jewy jewster.

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>>694160569
Too bad dutch weed is full of pic related.

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>>694161499
Niggy niggy nigger.

>>694144749
nice gram loser

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>>694161987
Too bad I buy my weed from people who grow plants themselves huh

>>694146684
Holy fucking shit, who told you that's what happens?

THC does not and can not alter into CBD.
You're a fool.

This is why I come to stoner threads, to counterargue the bullshit idiots like you put forth

>>694147334
>>694147167
>>694149933
lol you're kidding right?
Right?

We invented OG, we invented most of the popular strains today.
Fuck, California pioneered the fight for medical cannabis.
We have the top growers, the best climate, the best cannabis industry.

So...you can fuck right off

>>694150590
Wait wait wait wait...

You're just making shit up now...California has the higher concentration of four major industries:
>agriculture
>Tech
>Aerospace
>Cannabis

Don't even...don't event try to argue your point because it's shit

>>694146684
THC can't break down back into CBD on it's own.

>>694147167
That's glass grade m8.