151 rum
Pineapple juice
Malibu
Mix that shit

>>694134742
Well... That or marijuana

Zubrowka

>>694134640
Stuff to make cocktails if you like mixed drinks.

Club soda
Bitters
Vermouth
Etc

Something tells me you're going to feel like absolute shit tomorrow

for convenient shit you can get from a supermarket? I'd say Captain Morgans spiced rum

>>694134640
Gin

What you really need is some weed. Liquor is shit.

>>694134640

gin

>>694134640
Beer cause all that shit sucks.

>>694135064
beer sucks

>>694134640
a bottle of poison, it's all you need, OP.

>>694134640
you need taste that 60$ can't buy

>>694134640
Jesus, son, I hope you don't plan on mixing those. That's a recipe for a blackout.

Get rid of that Jaeger and get some scotch like a man.

Throw them all out and get a decent whiskey

>>694134640

Jameson & Bud Light

>>694134914
>>694134742
How much? I mean is it half/half?

>>694134742
BOU LOUUU

>>694134640
Some diet Dr Pepper to mix that vodka with.

More liquor.

>>694134798
>>694135047
Yea get some good pot. You wont even really want to drink. Get nice and high and realize you're better off stoned, because theres no hangover leaving you feeling like a trainwreck that vomits.

>>694134640
give it to me and let me become an hero

>>694135285
listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHXFARUOYY0

>>694134640
Meth

Get some friends or die of liver failure

>>694135578
https://youtu.be/L31HJD-plfg

>>694135448
It's pretty good!

Tequila!

>>694134640
You're obviously young and have gone for some pretty low class drinks, but that's just fine if that's where your tastes and preferences are.

If you want to step it up, get some rye, decent gin, sweet vermouth and dry vermouth, and campari. This will open options for:
- Manhattan
- Martini
- Negroni
- Gin tonic
- Gin fizz
- Gimlet
and many other tasty, classy, sippable classics. Have fun, anon!

>>694134640
A bottle of aquavit.

You need taste. 60$ aint gonna be enough

Shitty whisky
Shitty vodka
Shitty rhum

Are you like ? 16 ?

>>694135768

gimlets and G&T are great ... Raymond Chandler like gimlets

>>694135254
>Bud light
Please shoot yourself, preferably in the head

>>694134972
Naaah, you want Kracken - Captain morgan is too sharp, Kracken is sweet yet has a nice punch to it.

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>>694135390
>diet

>all strong liquor
Yuck.. get some beers or something too

Are you having a party? That's a lot of alcohol

>>694136733
I dig the artificial sugar taste

>>694135210
Just this.

>>694135410
Faggot. Alcohol and weed go together well.

>>694136851
Alcohol goes well with weed, though weed doesn't go well with alcohol.

>>694134640
bombay sapphire, if you want to round out your shelf

>>694134640
that supermarket tier choice

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>>694135945
>rhum

beefeater gin

>>694135410

hangover? friend, that's exactly what alcohol cures

>>694136948
This.

>>694136777
No, it's a beginner's drinks cabinet.

>>694134640
Tequila and lime

>>694137005
Y is the rhuuum ghooone, y is y is y is the rhhhuum ghoone

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>>694136948
It both works, homo.

>>694134640
Don Julio tequila

>>694137130
Tequila, lemon, and juice bring it to my table lalalalala

>>694134640
caring this much about alcohol, you must be 18-22
after that no one gives a fuck about what you're drinking or how much you drink, except other faggots

>>694137225
Don Quixote is much better

>>694134640

You need a bourbon, a whiskey, a gin, and a cognac. (Which will be more than $60.)

>>694137397
>you need whiskey and watered down whiskey
Nigga wat

>>694137270
I.e. most faggots in this thread who are even gayer with their suggestions.

>>694135210
Which would be?
Cognac > Whisky

>>694134640
holy shit are you 14 ? that exactly seems like what i wanted to drink when i was 14.

get some taste faggot, you can get better whiskey , better vodka , non meme rhum and ditch the negermeister .

god tier : belgian beer and french red wine

Some whiskey that's not base in a soft drink.

>>694137786
>belgian beer
lol good one m8

>>694137786

he can pretend that he's running a dive bar or Albanian brothel till he runs out, then switch to buying only upscale whisky

>>694137910
belgain beer is awesome!
I don't know why good red wine need to be french though

>>694138155
>belgain beer is awesome!
Sure, but there is better

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OP, do u need something more from here?

>>694137910
> american beer something something canoe fucking close to water something ect...
>>694138155
because i'm french and fuck you fgt
>>694138207
dutch make cool ones too , but i don't like english ones nor german ones , that's why i don't recommend them. i prefer beers that i can eat

>>694138578
Unfortunately, I don't have money for quality.

>>694134640
Get a case of Ole Leghumper Stout from Thirsty Dog brewery, and a bottle of Slivovic. Keep the Jaeger and give the other shit away to people you don't like.

>>694138207
So, where am i going for a beer vacation this summer (in europe)?

>>694135448
>song
You fail miserably.

>>694138849
anywhere around good ol' medieval yurop
belgium, france , netherlands for trappist beers
germany , UK for the ones i don't like but i keep hearing good things about

>>694138849

Germany (if you're okay with getting raped) - or Czech Republic

>>694134640
An Escort or save them for tomorrow hangovers are a bitch.

>>694138849
Honestly, the best beer I've had was in Czech Republic or Slovakia, thought I believe it's not the first country any tourist would pick.

>>694135448
Probably if he was driving while drinking

>>694138849
Kidnap Mr Heineken his beer is good.
But someone already did that once.

>>694139905
Mr Heineken has been dead for ages.

Bottle of Kahlua. 1 part each baileys vodka and kahlua for a delicious iron butterfly over ice

If you invite two chubby chicks they'll kill your Smirnoff in second. Get som cheap wine!
If you're trying to build a bar, you need some liqueur, Curaçao, Midori ect.
Google drinks and see what u need...

>>694136796
NOBODY LIKES THAT TASTE FUCK OFF

>>694137786
Fuck off prissy faggot. Wine is for faggots and women. Walk off a bridge

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>>694139905
heineken is thrash 16 yo party beer
here are good ones starting from top commercial tier
affligem ( tripel/blond/florem)
grimbergen ( blond , amber )
leffe ( tripel /blond )
fisher

more expensive good shit
chimay
rince cochon
goudale
queue de charrue ( the amber have a taste of balsamic vinnegar it's godly )
karmeliet tripel
kwak
chouffe
castel rouge ( one of the few acceptable fruit beer ( cherry ))

and many more i can't remember

>>694140532
but his son or something the guy in charge.
wait why the fuck did I suggest him to kidnap Heineken, he should get some little barrel of heineken they are like 30 dollars

>>694134640
Kahlua and Milk or Cream

>>694138849
España.
Bitches and low price hq drugs and alcohol.

>>694141325
Shit you really know your drinks my hats to you sir, I just drink beer.
Heineken over here is fucking expensive not to common that is why I suggested it.
But is OP gonna drink all that shit alone ?

>>694141416
Is the Pamplonada still on ? women were letting themselves get gropped by everybody before it started something like that pretty hot.

>>694139345
As far as i know, people only go to Germany to buy cheap beer, not good beer - is there any?
Czech Republic might be a good bet, my wallet should like it as well...

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>>694134640
I drink alone so much I initially though that he had enough for now, but forgot most other people drink at parties.

Maybe some Bombay sapphire

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>>694141096
kek
what else would you drink while eating a blue rare steak

>>694137044
I think he's onto something

>>694135448
Nigger faggot

>>694141652
get yourself anything from the list. you'll give yourself an orgasm. where are you from ?

>>694141325
I fond of strange you consider Heineken party beer.
To start I would consider it a lager, and as far as lagers go it's not bad.

It does however, like most lagers, pale in comparison to a decent real ale or proper beer.

>>694141899
Probably grain alcohol to prevent food poisoning you filthy animal

>>694141337
He has a daughter.

>>694141325
Leffe
My nigga

>>694141899
Drinking wine, posting a french actor. Can you be anymore french?

>>694134640
Where's the beer? Real european beer. Everything else sucks

You suck at life, Carlsberg/Tuborg ftw

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>>694141325
A pseudo-beersnob listing shit you can buy at any supermarket.