>you walk into your bathroom
>you see this
>what do you do
>>694128184
tell maria to hurry the fuck up because i need to take a shit
360 degrees and walk away
>>694128184
shegetsfucked.jpg
>>694128184
walk back out and let her finish. Once done I will do unholy things to that toilet so that she may repeat the process.
What? Mother fucker I had taco bell for lunch.
>get behind her
>take dick out
>jerk off on that fat ass
>go back to watching tv
What else is there to be honest
>>694128184
Turn 360° and walk away
How the fuck do you reach that toilet paper from the toilet?
>>694128382
its the same direction dickhead
>>694128184
Let her finish and reward her by licking her ass.
>>694128509
Found the newfag
>>694128509
>being this new
Ask her why she decided to go to such a glorious institution like Ohio State.
>>694128382
360 degrees is a circle faggot
>>694128479
Are you a midget? It barely takes a little reach
>>694128184
Tell her to do the toilet next.
>>694128509
>>694128627
>>694128509
you can go back to "reddit" and fuck yourself.
faggot.
>>694128479
there is tp by the toilet for all those midgets who are too lazy
>>694128627
.
leave the house and never return because im scared of social interaction
>>694128459
Yup
>>694128184
>pull pants down
>take D out
>put it in her bagina
>>694128184
See this ..
Straight to my attacking stance
i would stand ubiquitously in the corner, as the ever lingering Jew, counting my shekels. In anticipation of not paying her, I begin to get excited.
>>694128627
>>694128184
The fuck is this ugly bitch doing in my house?
>>694128685
FUCK YOU NIGGER. TOILETS ARE MADE FOR 4'8" TO 6'6". THAT'S THE STANDARD OF REACH. SMALLER WOMEN WILL HAVE TO STAND WITH A SHITTY ASS TO REACH IT.
>hit her in the back of the head with sledgehammer
>throw body in tub
>turn on water
>leave bathroom
>close bathroom door behind you
>grab lighter, go to garage
>get gasoline, go outside
>draw a pretty picture in the grass with gasoline
>ignite with lighter, possibly burn hand in process
>let fire reach house and burn it down
>housefire.jpg
Turn 720x1024p degrees and walk away
>>694129032
>virgin detected
>>694128820
"SCARED"? WTF?
I DON'T LIKE IT BUT CERTAINLY NOT SCARED OF IT. NEVER MET ANYONE WHO WAS.
>>694129079
Cringe
>>694128184
I'd like to offer a witty response, but I think I would just pull her pants off and start to pork her big phat unforgiving white asshole
>>694129113
Fuck tits
>>694128923
Successful troll right here
>>694129188
same. thats a big ass and a small waist
>>694129032
LMFAO.
OUTSIDE YOUR MOM AND YOUR SEXUAL OFFENDER PROBATION OFFICER- NO WOMEN COME INTO YOUR (MOM'S) HOUSE
>>694129079
Shitty greentext
>>694129171
As you can tell I didn't put much thought into where I was going with it
>>694129089
>cool tumbler dude detected.
>>694128184
Caress her feminine penis.
>>694128184
Are you drowning our newborn Again?! Oh you.
>>694129113
stop
>>694129290
Woah! That certainly did the trick.
I would let her know what a good job she is doing. I mean, fuck, look at that toilet.
>>694128184
"turn that tap of i am not made of money"
>>694128627
b8 or newbie
>>694128459
You'd be walking to her newfag
>>694128184
w-wow the bathroom is really clean, but who are you?
>>694128912
>>694129832
>>694129847
>the girl with the fat ass
Take a picture.
>>694128912
Where is the one where he jerks off two guys
>>694129832
>>694128184
FUCK HER IN THE ASS HOLE
is it bad i jerked off and came to OP's pic?
>>694129832
Cancer.
>>694128184
spank her ass but then leave my hand there to grab her ass afterwards, then proceed to look at reaction and engage again.
>>694128509
Sure smells like summer in here...
Cool, I've been promoted to the bath room!
>>694129832
>>694128459
That's god damned right
F
A
G
I
T
>>694128184
Wait for her to turn on the shower and get in then rushto the kitchen and blast the hot water
>>694135019
That is a three way shower valve. It will compensate for the pressure drop.
>>694135129
No u
>>694129483
Perfectly made for you