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>you walk into your bathroom >you see this >what do you do
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>you walk into your bathroom
>you see this
>what do you do
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>>694128184
tell maria to hurry the fuck up because i need to take a shit
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360 degrees and walk away
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>>694128184
shegetsfucked.jpg
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>>694128184
walk back out and let her finish. Once done I will do unholy things to that toilet so that she may repeat the process.
What? Mother fucker I had taco bell for lunch.
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>get behind her
>take dick out
>jerk off on that fat ass
>go back to watching tv

What else is there to be honest
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>>694128184
Turn 360° and walk away
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How the fuck do you reach that toilet paper from the toilet?
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>>694128382
its the same direction dickhead
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>>694128184
Let her finish and reward her by licking her ass.
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>>694128509
Found the newfag
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>>694128509
>being this new
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Ask her why she decided to go to such a glorious institution like Ohio State.
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>>694128382
360 degrees is a circle faggot
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>>694128479
Are you a midget? It barely takes a little reach
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>>694128184
Tell her to do the toilet next.
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>>694128509
>>694128627
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>>694128509
you can go back to "reddit" and fuck yourself.
faggot.
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>>694128479
there is tp by the toilet for all those midgets who are too lazy
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>>694128627
.
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leave the house and never return because im scared of social interaction
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>>694128459
Yup
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>>694128184
>pull pants down
>take D out
>put it in her bagina
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>>694128184
See this ..
Straight to my attacking stance
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>>694128619
>>694128620
>>694128727
>>694128735
ay lmao
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i would stand ubiquitously in the corner, as the ever lingering Jew, counting my shekels. In anticipation of not paying her, I begin to get excited.
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>>694128627
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>>694128184
The fuck is this ugly bitch doing in my house?
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>>694128685


FUCK YOU NIGGER. TOILETS ARE MADE FOR 4'8" TO 6'6". THAT'S THE STANDARD OF REACH. SMALLER WOMEN WILL HAVE TO STAND WITH A SHITTY ASS TO REACH IT.
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>hit her in the back of the head with sledgehammer
>throw body in tub
>turn on water
>leave bathroom
>close bathroom door behind you
>grab lighter, go to garage
>get gasoline, go outside
>draw a pretty picture in the grass with gasoline
>ignite with lighter, possibly burn hand in process
>let fire reach house and burn it down
>housefire.jpg
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Turn 720x1024p degrees and walk away
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>>694129032
>virgin detected
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>>694128820
"SCARED"? WTF?

I DON'T LIKE IT BUT CERTAINLY NOT SCARED OF IT. NEVER MET ANYONE WHO WAS.
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>>694129079
Cringe
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>>694128184
I'd like to offer a witty response, but I think I would just pull her pants off and start to pork her big phat unforgiving white asshole
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>>694129113
Fuck tits
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>>694128923
Successful troll right here
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>>694129188
same. thats a big ass and a small waist
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>>694129032


LMFAO.

OUTSIDE YOUR MOM AND YOUR SEXUAL OFFENDER PROBATION OFFICER- NO WOMEN COME INTO YOUR (MOM'S) HOUSE
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>>694129079
Shitty greentext
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>>694129171
As you can tell I didn't put much thought into where I was going with it
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>>694129089
>cool tumbler dude detected.
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>>694128184
Caress her feminine penis.
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>>694128184
Are you drowning our newborn Again?! Oh you.
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>>694129113
stop
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>>694129290
Woah! That certainly did the trick.
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I would let her know what a good job she is doing. I mean, fuck, look at that toilet.
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>>694128184
"turn that tap of i am not made of money"
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>>694128627
b8 or newbie
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>>694128459
You'd be walking to her newfag
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>>694128184

w-wow the bathroom is really clean, but who are you?
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>>694128912
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>>694129113
Hh
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>>694129875
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>>694129832
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>>694129847
>the girl with the fat ass
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Take a picture.
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>>694128912
Where is the one where he jerks off two guys
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>>694129832
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>>694128184
FUCK HER IN THE ASS HOLE
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is it bad i jerked off and came to OP's pic?
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>>694129832
Cancer.
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>>694128184
spank her ass but then leave my hand there to grab her ass afterwards, then proceed to look at reaction and engage again.
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>>694128509
Sure smells like summer in here...
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Cool, I've been promoted to the bath room!
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>>694129832
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>>694128459
That's god damned right
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>>694128184
Wait for her to turn on the shower and get in then rushto the kitchen and blast the hot water
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>>694135019
That is a three way shower valve. It will compensate for the pressure drop.
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>>694135129
No u
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>>694129483
Perfectly made for you
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