Pokemon Go thread
Does anyone know where to find SNORLAX
Or how to get 10km eggs?
>>694127707
Is he considered rare? Got one last night walking the doggo.
Caught a gastly and machop today
Why would anyone play this game?? What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!
so is there a difference between catching a pokemon at high cp or catching it at low cp and leveling it?
also, what are some pokemons i can get out of my 5km egg? can someone name some of the lucky ones and unlucky ones? :)
>>694128635
How the hell do people even have multiple Pokemon past level 300? Are you just out walking constantly?
>>694129081
Level.
>>694128954
its not a main series pokemon game
>>694129081
lol fucking idiot just go walk or sit by a module at a bar
>>694128954
someone got sand in his vagina
>>694127848
first one I got
>>694129348
nigga you do realize that's pretty much in the top 10 rarest pokemons? jealous af
>>694127574
hypno ain't no manlet, but when he grows old he gonna be king of manlets homie
>>694129256
It doesn't have to be a main series Pokémon game, but that's no excuse for the horrible auto battle mechanic. I'm not asking for like EV and IV training... Just like 4 attacks to pick and choose from during a battle and not paper toss and tapping fast to fight
>>694128954
They are working on the battle mechanics, that's the reason i don't want to fight any gym leaders. I played every pokemon game till diamond and pearl
>>694129313
fucking keked
>>694129348
Great catch !
sup
>>694127848
Got mine in oregon
>>694127848
found one just outside my house
I caught a Snorlax yesterday. Was heading back to work from my lunch break and nigga popped up in my nearby list, so I drove around the neighborhood looking for him, ended up finding him, started the battle and started driving back to work, took me like 10 minutes and 50+ pokeballs to catch him, was like 20 minutes late back to work, worth it.
R8 catches
>>694128954
>>694129804
Lapras is not a myth anymore
>>694127972
where did you find that one
Dumping what I have
>>694130004
True but the fact that I caught it at a pretty high cp makes it worth posting
>>694130126
>>694127574
>Drowzee candy
That's what I call roofies.
>>694130256
>>694128954
I deleted the game as soon as I found out that i couldn't battle other people and be a real trainer, this game is complete bullshit if you ever really played any of the old Pokemon games
Guys for real how did you find so many rare pokemon i have had over 50 pidgeys/ratata
This will do
Noob Question, is it better to have my local gym as a rival team or as my team?
I've heard there's a difference and am not sure which would be better?
>>694130321
>>694127574
>>694127574
>>/vp/
>>694127574
grown ass men running around in their pajamas trying to catch pokemans. Virginity intensifies.
>>694130501
If the local gym is held by your team, you can go "train" which gives you xp, and boost the prestige of the gym which makes it a tad more difficult to take
>>694130980
And
>>694130900
>Game soft released, not even fully in EU
>Cheating already
wow
Fucking casuals
>>694130985
>pajamas
What? Also, you seem like you have your shit together, howd you do it?
Got lucky with the dragon. Cities are great
This just happened to me. so how am i supposed to get more squirtle food when they're so difficult to find?
>>694131058
I am unfortunately employed and can't play 24/7
>>694128954
>self respecting Pokémon fan
Jesus fucking christ
>>694131058
>literally the most casual game ever created
I knew there would be tryhards in this trash.
>>694130900
I remember the same generators for Contest of Champions. It's a total scam. You don't get shit.
rate my names
Fucking random stone pillar.
>>694131428
Nowhere near as good as this rat
>>694129313
>>694131375
No shit
You guys can start out with Pikachu instead of the original 3 they offer you.
I downloaded it yesterday to see what all the faggotry is about and hoping for some nostalgia.
Ran out of poke balls 5 days ago. Need to leave my house
>>694131640
>>694131677
At the Coast right now, gonna look for some water pokemon in a bit at the beach
Did anyone else sign up with the Pokemon Club
This shit won't let me log in I think I fucked up by not picking google
I don't want to start over but maybe its worth it
>>694131814
What's the difference?
>>694131931
Pokemon Club is having trouble from all the log-ins and account creations, and you can't play the game with your account since it can't connect.
Rate me, /b/ros!
>>694131072
dropped out of college and worked 4 years manual labor as a construction worker. Saved up money went back to school. Worked part time jobs while going to school and met my wife. Now I work from home as salary and half work half browse the chan while taking care of the kids. What are you doing?
>>694129379
Bitch
>>694132170
kill yourself
>>694127574
Basically my last days
Why cant i get this game in my country? Is there a way to get it?
>>694129379
lol
>tfw hatched Aerodactyl
>>694131787
Cali by any chance?
Let's meet up. Catch some together. Grab you a drink. Punch you in the face and steal your phone.
1 of 3 but the others suck so not posting em
>>694129017
Difference is lower cp is easier to catch, leveling costs dust. Higher cp harder to catch but save your dust
>>694132767
Google and download Pokemon Go APK --> Allow apps of unknown sources then install
>>694133100
At leats you're honest
>>694129991
>not naming hypno Bill Cosby
>>694130501
You get more XP by defeating a rival team than training at one that is owned already.
So how many of you have used a mock gps location to go to certain areas that supposedly have better pokemon?
>>694133081
POUND POUND POUND
I'm waiting for the multitude of stories about people getting charged with trespassing and such associated with this game. I wonder if there have been any traffic accidents with people trying to catch a pokemon while driving. I was just reading a story about some guys robbing people that go to collect rare pokemon in secluded areas. I'm waiting for more stories like that.
>>694130419
The game spawns favor high player populated areas and places like parks and cities.
Went to a popular park and got some pretty good catches
>>694134001
did you hear about
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36757858/pokemon-go-player-finds-dead-body-in-wyoming-river-while-searching-for-a-pokestop
>>694133100
S A N D I E G O L E T S F U C K
>>694132426
Sitting at my desk, waiting until tonight when i really have to work, shitposting and occassionally doing work after going to college for a few years, earning my degree with barely amy student loan debt thanks to me working full time while in college.
>>694131111
QUADS YOU FUCKS NO ONE CHECKD THIS?@?
>>694135488
That little spinning poke ball in the corner means the server is wonky.
Restart the app it might get better
>>694129379
Nigger
>>694127848
mcdonalds
>>694135488
are you on a pokemon club account
>>694135488
Lmfao, dirty mexican using badoo to get laid..
So since this is a Beta version, won't everyone's progress be wiped as soon as the real thing comes out?
https://telegram.me/joinchat/CW3SIj6joicmn-wXBfM3yQ
Die normie scum
>>694136032
>beta version
Try again
>>694135922
What?
>>694136124
what about the apk?
>>694127972
Heh
>>694129379
always
he was tough, but I finally him.
>>694134286
I had heard about it but I didn't read the article. That's kind of...wow. I did read about a guy who bought an old church to convert into a home and apparently the church is a gym in the game. And people are wandering around his property and blocking his driveway.
>>694127848
Your mom's bedroom
>>694136193
It is for the countries where it wasn't released
>>694136391
but will the progress on my apk version be deleted?
>>694128954
Yeah everything sucks except seeing Pokémon irl
>>694136320
>guy bought a church
>turned it into residence
>faps, fucks, is gluttonous, takes the lords name in vain inside a holy place and on hallowed ground
>god is not a fan
>god sends a snot nosed twerps and shifty neckbeard plague
>christians 1; atheists 0
>>694129965
Noob
>>694136679
top kek
>>694135574
Nah, there's just nothing around me
>>694136550
I dont think so because: surprise, the data isnt saved on your phone but to a server under your account name. If they do a server wipe, ya youll be fucked.
>>694129379
every time.
>>694136832
Heh. I guess I'll hope for the best then.
So why are y'all faggots not team Instinct yet?
I hate fire
too much fire
>>694136965
Do u live in hell
How do we get pokemon candy?
>>694136910
Try to download the app from the store, you cant because you already have it downloaded.
>>694136959
Because it is team valor or nothing
>>694127830
cut your fucking nails
Check em. Rolled trips and dubs
>>694129991
Team Instinct faggot/10
>>694129379
Well... damn.
Team Valor or die
>>694135922
That's beats software, not badoo
>>694137443
Basic attack is ass. Try for another.
>>694137443
Go Mystic or go home
>grown men playing pokemon
>MUH NOSTALGIA
I am so happy I never got into pokeshit as a kid.
>>694129379
fag
>>694137641
Thanks for your input, this was surely a valuable use of your time.
>>694137443
Nice Mud Slap, filthy non-Instinct
So what have been your experiences in the social aspect of this game, /b/? Got any good conversations at pokestops? Made any friends?
Who else instinct?
I got this yesterday when i was fishing on me lake
Just hatched from a 10k egg at trainer lv 16. The max CP is shit but that hp is outrageous
> live in germany
> create new apple id for new zealand to get the game before everybody else here
holyshitactuallyworks.jpg
> game releases in US
> can't play the game for another day, just reached lvl 5 with two gyms nearby
> servers are back up, time to stomp some shit
> get my ass beaten by npc trainers
> servers went offline in europe and never got up since
> mfw half my team is fucked and I can't do shit
>>694137211
why live
>>694129379
Fuck u
>>694133081
Decisions decisions..
>>694138197
sure got a lot of cp
>>694137826
Yep. One Pokestop in my town is a small park with benches, trees, and no time limit on when you can be there because it is right near the police station. Sat out there all night talking to be coming and going. Good weekend
>>694138468
Yea been playing a ton. Have 33kilometers traveled
>>694130086
>>694133081
more pidgey please...
>>694129379
Nig
>>694137211
Faggot
So this hot chick works at a check point and is obviously playing Pokémon too.
What pick up line can i use since I'm always at said check point
>>694139522
Hey bitch nice shoes wanna fuck ?
>>694139522
"Let me squirtle in your ash?"
Probably.
>>694127848
Got one from a 10k egg.
>>694131058
>wasting your dust
You're going to hate yourself at level cap.
saw a guy playing it in lax and thought it'd be a great story for le reddit.
"a-are you playing it too?"
"what?"
"a-re you pokemon?"
he high fived me like I was a special needs child.
Dubs names my Charmander
>>694129379
fuck off
Look at all theese cool pokemon
hope everyone knows shinys are a thing in this game right and that they are adding pvp battle and trading
Not even level 5 yet
>>694140206
oh and i catch squirtle in my house about once a day
Does ditto exist
i got magmar outside of the gym where i workout at lvl 3
>>694140011
Burning cross
>>694127970
I got a couple just from walking around
>>694140011
Snorlax
>>694140501
Not yet.
Contributing
>>694129379
fakkk
>>694136320
Shut up Brad
>>694129379
Nigga stop
>>694141281
No way...
>>694127574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vF-VkaEy5k
>>694127574
does any1 have an idea if US accounts (downloaded APK, eurofag here) will work on the EU version once it's released???
>>694139962
I've got 30K stardust, I'm gewd bruh.
>>694141281
How?
>>694141281
Faker than that blue eyes white dragon picture going around.
>>694141723
It wont. I read that somewhere but couldnt find the article rn. Sorry m8
>>694131428
Bird up hoe lmao Seriously under rated
>>694142026
gtfo proof or nothing
>>694129379
3rd time today
>>694141849
Stay jelly, faggot.
>>694127848
>>694129965
>>694129812
I found snorlax in oregon. Specifically just north of eagle point by the egg farm. I caught one and saw a second but couldn't get it to appear
Alright /b/ how do i cheat the game?
>>694141281
Mew mewtwo and ditto aren't in the game.
Also the legendary birds aren't in yet either
>>694128954
The hunting and capturing are basically better in Go than any of the mainline games because you do it outside in real life. The manner in which it's done is grinding by nature. The battles are few, but personable, and socially meaningful via gyms.
Go is superior to the mainline games in literally every way.
>>694129379
What the hell is with this shit lately.
>>694143211
nah, the birds are already in
>>694129379
Givz
>>694143500
Shit, really? Damn I thought they werent in yet
aze
dsf
>>694129379
fuck off
>>694143980
they are but arent they are in because they are team mascots but you cant catch them ever
Am I L33t?
>>694127574
Dammit. I want to play this but it won't work I have a lg Optimus fuel.
>>694144900
upgrade your phone, loser
dubs check
>>694132874
>Mfw I also named my omastar lord helix
Only just started, and only got some shit tier mons
>>694129379
anon is a fag
>>694129379
fk man.