Tits

Post tits with timestamp

Or

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How many niggers will die before they realise that cops hate them

Tits + timestamp or else no one comment

Gtfo

>>694116295
Tits or gtfo

>>694116373
>>694116361

phone is dead. if thread lives for 15 minutes or so, I can do it.

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>>694116295
Tits or gtfo you rancid swine

>>694116295
Where are you from. Also rules.

>>694116295
tits or gtfo

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Tits or GTFO

>>694116411

I think a lot of them will die right before they realize they die because of their stupidity. If you know someone is biased against you, when entire world knows this, but you go out of your way to provoke the cops, you are just looking for it.

>>694116458

I live in Germany.

>>694116295
Do you agree that the Black Lives Matter movement is accomplishing nothing but setting back race relations in America?

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>>694116295
>ask femanon
>no tits
>get the fuck out

>>694116295
when i know i can et a step forward when watching a movie wiht gurl

>>694116585
Do you think the German and eventually EU government is waking up to the Islamization of Europe?

>>694116295
Been having a hard time getting and staying hard during sex, I'm not the picture of perfect health but I'm an otherwise healthy 22 y/o. It also takes me an annoyingly long time to cum, and knowing I have this problem just exacerbates the problem because I get super nervous when I know I'm getting some. Wtf is wrong with me?

>>694116604

I think BLM might have started as a good idea but the way it is right now, all it's doing is making a race war, trying to provoke both sides to get reactions from them, constantly telling their supporters (black people) to fight whites and stuff like that.

Also that they are putting a lot of other groups under the bus for their own cause (BLM is against other races, LGBT, and etc).

>>694116295
I like grill but want her to come to me.

Help. No, I will not approach so don't say that

>>694116295
tits with timestamps

then we'll discuss marrige

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You better get those tits and timestamp faster

>>694116440
Wait for summerfags. They will do it

>>694116295
why cant I get matches on tinder

>>694116709

If she is close to you, if her body is touching yours (her arms/legs/both), if she tries to basically cuddle you, then you know she is interested.

If she is standing away from you, not paying much attention to you or the movie, then she is not really interested.

>>694116744

Where are you from?

>>694116792

Do you fap/watch porn a lot?

>>694116295
Is it true men always need to initiate contact? I am crippled when it comes to initiating romantic contact with a girl, even when im sure she would welcome it

>>694117025
Ich komme aus Amerika.

>>694116295
why u do this

>>694116940

Post Tinder profile and a photo of you and I will try to help you out. I am not very active on Tinder myself but maybe I can help.

>>694116856

I know the bullshit "just be yourself" but if you dont want to approach her yourself, just stalk her and see what she likes and try to pretend that you are that person, and she will most likely like you, and when a person sees that an another person is just like them, they are more likely to approach them.

why would you go for psychology? thats the most useless overused degree. you should have went for psychiatry

ive heard of literally tons of girls going for psychology

I made a new friend 6 months ago that I have been visiting a lot (she's in Germany and I work in Switzerland)
When I visit we share bed and cuddle like crazy.
I am a bit of a closed off autist with not many friends, so I was too scared to make any moves, until about a month ago when I finally got the courage to kiss her after cuddling her stomach and boobs the whole morning.
I was rejected and she didn't kiss back.
Are all the supposed "signs" just a dank meme, or is there something wrong with German chicks?

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>>694117173
Here

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What sort of physique do you prefer? Pic related, what I'm aiming for.

Also deliver on those tits

>>694117173
Good advice. Thanks much from slavia

>>694117140

Have you ever been to Europe?

>>694117081

Women are taught that men always needs to make the first move and first contact, although as of recently, a lot of women are getting bolder and making the first move.

If you know that she would welcome it, then there is nothing that could go wrong when you initiate it.

>>694117297
Would poz/10

>>694117214
+1
psychology totally overloaded

but the degree is great to become a taxi driver

>>694117334
Only to the airports. Flying through on the way to Afghanistan.

>>694116295
lol, would you ever say you could get close enough to someone you're dating that no matter what you told them you would still accept them?

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>>694116585
>>694116585
bavarian?

>>694117214

Idk where you are from, but in Europe, Psychology is a BSc degree (unlike in US, its a BA) therefore it is really hard to get in (you need to have equally good grades as if you were studying engineering or medicine, not exactly same but similar).

>>694117270

I am not German myself but I know a lot of German girls, also a lot of German guys who dated German girls. Idk how to explain but, they are so casual about entire thing. My boyfriend (German) for example was sleeping with this girl (German) and turns out she was also doing this with 5 other guys, and stuff like that.

They are very wild/free when it comes to romantic/sexual stuff, similar to American women when you hear about casual dating. But about signs, some girls like leading men on and getting attention.

>>694117270
Something in that situation just sounds fucked up.

Not OP, just saying.

>Do you watch porn/fap a lot?

>How many times habe sex?if none why?

>You think you're ugly or pretty?

Slow net. Dont know if any of those are already asked

Tits with timestamp? Bra size?

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>>694116295
ik neuk je in je reet

>>694117297
You're a solid 4/10, if you wanna bone maybe lower your standards, just a little.

>>694117640
A) You can do either a BSc or a BA in psych at most universities in the US
B) BSc programs are no harder to get into than BA programs in the US

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>>694116585
Du denkst doch bestimmt, dass Flüchtlinge eine kulturelle Bereicherung für unsere Nation sind, oder? :^)

>still no tits

>>694117297

You look really nice to be honest, maybe it's because of your style. A lot of girls I know prefer a casual style, and yours look a bit odd (no offense, just trying to help). Get rid of caps like that, doesn't really fit you and makes you look bad.

>>694117299

This looks nice. To be honest, I am not really crazy about physique of men, this looks nice and I will be like "fuck yeah" with this but I don't prefer it over others.

My boyfriend is a bit slim/naturally muscly, like he used to be ex-pro swimmer, so he has a good body type without looking like that on the photo. I like that, I also like a normal body as well.

What I don't like is overweight or very underweight.

>>694117507

I dont understand your question, sorry.

>>694117676

I watch porn a few times a week, mostly lesbian porn. I fap a few times as well, although I prefer getting eaten out by bf.

I can have sex several times a day, but recently my libido has been going down and we are having twice a week or so.

I am told by multiple people I am really good looking (I look Middle Eastern without being one, win win for everyone).

Shoru titsu

>>694117843

I am completing my BSc soon, accepted into a MSc, working part-time at a hospital and research assistant at the same hospital (going into Neuroscience). Most girls in US study Psychology to become secretaries. Or just so that they can have a diploma which they will pay for the rest of their lives for.

>>694118043
Tits or GTFO

>>694117608
es gibt koan Bayern auf 4chan

TITS NOW YOU SLUT

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>>694116295
...you know the rules.

Also, my shrink says to get a hobby. Anyone here have a cool hobby?

>>694117987

To be honest... no. I am trying to keep my identity hidden but I know very well of refugees and stuff. I am very controversial to my German friends about this, but I think taking a large part of refugee men into Europe was a mistake. I met some really cool refugees through some friends here in Berlin, so I know "not all" are bad, but I think that majority of them are not educated enough to live in such a society.

>>694116295
Its been 23 miutes tits

>>694118363
Collecting dragon dildos

>>694116295
What are girls looking for on guys? What can I do to get your attention? How do I approach someone and how do I make clear to her that I like her?

>>694118363
Fine food and drink are a good one, assuming you have a decent amount of money. It's not as expensive as it seems if you learn to cook and choose restaurants carefully.

Just make sure not to be a snobby faggot. Remember the value of a really good burger.

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>>694116295

>>69411629 5
4chan fact 1-893: there are no real femanons

How do we know this isnt some faggot neckbeard roleplaying as a girl ?

>>694118363
Guitar, growing vegetables, and cooking. Boring hobbies

I have been stoned for the past month, smoking two to four times a day. The amount of pot that would make me unable to function properly now makes me feel normal, as when I am not stoned reality seams off.

Anyone have experience with this?

>>694118461
>What are girls looking for on guys?
a big dick
>What can I do to get your attention?
have a big dick
How do I approach someone and how do I make clear to her that I like her?
>show her your big dick

>>694116295
Alright, fuck it. My girlfriend's attitude towards sex is really dragging me down. We've been dating for a bit over a year, and used to have sex all the time, but we've since slowed down considerably. My sex life, before dating her, was much different. I had 2 fuckbuddies I could call anytime I wanted and have them at my door within 15 minutes at any time of the day or night; it was great. I almost always took control and would do whatever I wanted with them. My girlfriend, on the other hand, isn't as open to doing new things and I've just gotten so bored with doing the same things. I've found that my desire for sex with her is at an all-time low; it's just not worth my time. I'd much rather go jerk off and play SSBM, as opposed to having sex with her in the same position as the last 30 times. It's gotten so low that even when I know she's trying to initiate something, I just don't pay attention to it and let it pass. I recently bought a vibrator and body stocking for her, hoping that it'd freshen things up, but she said she's "nervous" about using the vibrator, and it feels like she'll only wear the stockings because I want her to do so, not because she's interested in trying new things out. What should I do? I don't want to end up feeling like I have to cheat on her or something, because my desire to have sex is still there, just not with her.

tl;dr how do I get my not-so-open girlfriend to spice things up so I actually want to fuck her?

What should i do? Long story short
>virgin throught hs (nice guy always friendzoned)
>fineally get some
>then meet gf start dating
>since im young and never got to experience sex with many girls i feel like im missing out on some fun that could still be had at young age before i settle down
>start looking on cl end up getting caught but never did anything with anyone cuz i felt like a bastard
> tell gf how i feel
>about to take a break to get it out pf my system starting like on sat but startes talking to an old friend from hs
>gf finds out some how friday night
>screws that up for me end up taking break still
>during 2yr anniversary month so still talked and saw her
> didnt get to experience anything tell near end of break
>meet girl at rave try to get into pants talking to her while gf is talking about ending it forever while still on break
I love the shit out of her and would settle down with her just dont feel ready
>tell gf break over so i dont lose her but dont tell other girl cuz i didnt think she would find out or my gf find out but somehow she did
Fast forward almost a whole year
>only worried about making gf happy despite still wanting to be young and man slut, but dont talk to any one and do anything and everything i can for her to make her happy and see her smile
> still isnt over anything even though im being a better bf then before
<some days ok and happy but still gets sad and thinks about what happened and cant let go or anything and im starting to not know what to do
She does have some depression and has had hard sad life and over thinks stuff
What do i do? It almost doesnt seem like she will get over it or let it go since i can't change the past but only change how i act in the future. Still getting no trust. And it sucks that she thinks i still want to hurt her after all that. It also sucks to be trying everything and anything and still not letting go of it. And not being trusted when im not talking pr flirting or anything with any girls

>>694118043

>I don't understand your question, sorry

To just cut to the chase, I've slept with my sister before and I feel like that is something any future partner can never ever ever be told about because that would freak the hell out of them.

Lets see them already

>>694118461

I am actually dealing with this now, I have a crush on a guy who I suspect likes me but he shows mixed signals and basically doesn't give me much chance to notice his "signs".

We girls know that men are oblivious as fuck, and that you all need us to go 200% on flirting just so you can see "ah she might be interested in me".

Be oblivious as well. Flirt with her, tell her she looks nice if you think so, ask her out and ask her to do things together (gaming, for example if you game together)

>>694118679
Someone's projecting..

>>694116295
Where do you find more non-normie girls?

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>>694116295
emphasis on GUY

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OP is a faggot

>>694118827
i am a guy and i have experience, helicopter is always working!

>>694116295
Hi there
What should I buy and eat for dinner today?

>>694118707
I'm >>694118702, and the same thing's happened to me, except I didn't cheat on her and she's just insecure as fuck and doesn't trust me. She's even implied that she wants me to stop talking to my best friend (female), because she feels threatened by her.

>>694118702
Of course your relationship is failing, you play melee!
>SSB4 masterrace

>>694118679
this is how the nigger got arrested, with his "big" dick hanging out, it was a massive 5'!
top kek

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>>694118459
Relevant to my interests.

>>694118243
Lachte

>>694118702

You need to be open with her. I am having some issues recently so my libido is basically dead, and I thought it was not an issue that we haven't had sex in sometime. I didn't know it was different for my boyfriend because for girls, sex doesn't matter as much (as for guys).

You need to tell her that sex is really important to you (which is normal) and that your sex life is making you depressed.

Maybe do this test with her (an online sex questionnaire for both of you to see what you both like in bed and stuff like that)

http://mojoupgrade.com

>>694118971
>having experience with big dicks

>>694119105
five feet is a pretty impressive dick anon, idk why you're being sarcastic. Did he have it on a spool or just tied in a keeper knot or something?

>>694118677
Not op
It called a tolerance it happens either take a break for a few days or 2 weeks and it will go back down. Or say fuck it and keep smoking it will only get to a certain point not like i need 3gs of weed to get high. Also there is a tolerance to smokeing the same weed all the time so try to switch it up here and there and use diffent methods of smoking helps as well
>been smoking since 13

If you own a dog you should burn it

>>694116295
Are all people created equal?
Go.
Your answer will determine how much time I invest in deconstructing your psychology-academia mindset.

>>694119105
well 5 foot would be a bit exaggerated

>>694119020

Buy chicken. You can eat chicken with almost anything, pasta, salad, etc. Go from there.

Maybe make chicken alfredo, or grilled chicken salad. Or a sandwich.

>OVER 90 REPLIES
>STILL NO PROOFS OR PICS

y'all a bunch of faggots replying to a fat neckbeard.

>>694119221
Isn't the tolerance part that's fucking with me, it's that something doesn't feel right when I'm not high. Like I'm not in the universe I'm use to when me sober is as true to myself as I can get. I don't know if I'm making sense.

>>694117025
I wouldn't say I do it any more than average, a few times a week if not every day, depends how my week is going.

>>694119255

Depends. As for human rights, I believe everyone should be equal. For other things such as money, luxury, respect and stuff, you need to work hard and deserve it.

>>694118531
Lol, thanks. Im a fat neckbeard fuck and make descent money so i maybgive it a shot. The best burger in america is about 15 miles away in a hole in the wall bar. Last week the owners son was cooking barefoot and a ceiling fan is going to fall soon and hopefully land on someone. Ill never be a snob. Being a retarded hillbilly is way too much damn fun.

>>694119274
obviously, i do like some satire though.

>>694116585
Alle die in deutschland leben sind hurensöhne

>>694119448
>when me sober
Sorry for turning into a pirate mid sentence.

>>694119282
chicken isn't real meat
get urself a nice steak

>>694119518
steak alfredo it is

>>694118640
Spent $500 trying to grow tomatoes only to watch them die a horrible death. Guitar sounds cool though. Maybe i wil slappa-da-bass

>>694119140
We did that test, and even after seeing what we matched with, she still won't budge. I've mostly given up trying to suggest things, which has led to my libido being even lower. Any other thoughts?

>>694116295
How to get underage girls?

>>694119104
Melee is, by far, the best SSB.

>>694116295
Litterally ruined my day without proof

>>694119598
what the fuck did you try to grow fucking tomatoes in? dirt, seeds, sticks, string, sunlight, bam, fucking tomatoes. can get that shit done for like 10 bucks.

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>>694119218
wheelborrow....god, i just ruined my morning wood with that image of a dude toting his sack in a wheelborrow.

>>694116295
Tits or GTFO

>>694119684
$10? Fuck all you really need are the seeds theres dirt out side

No tits
/thread

>>694119719
kek, straight outta southpark

>>694119684
Kek
Anon might have done it too late in the season or lives in a region not suited.

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fuck my life

>>694116295
TITS or GTFO

>>694119928
That's not what we wanted!!!

>>694119928
nice hands, shoulders and arms...that isnt tits though

>>694118817
Didnt you have a bf?

FACE FACE FACE FACE

>>694119928
this isn't tv
show nipples

>>694119928
oh, also, no face, its a privacy saver, but tits we do want

>>694116295
How can you tell if a girl is interested in you or wants you to make a move?

I was over a girls house drinking and watched a movie and next thing I know we are cuddling and shit. Was that my signal to make a move?

>>694120034

Yeah I do. But we have threesomes a lot with both guys and girls, and this crush of mine is someone we want to have threesome with.

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>>694120103
Nigger.

>>694120103

When a girl is cuddling up to you, basically her body close to yours, that is literally female call for mating. You missed the signal. That's what I mean with guys being oblivious as fuck.

>>694120103
you retarded faggot, what were you expecting?

>>694119928
EWWWWWWW

I'm trying to increase my 1RM on squats, I'm currently at 335 but want to get to 355, I build up from 135 as a warm up, do sets with 225 and then 275, should I focus on doing more at a lower weight or should I go for a 5X5 at around 275?

>>694119928
Move hands? I can already tell I'm gonna be a fan of your body, though.

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>>694116295

>>694119667
https://youtu.be/uEA9QSM1BUU
Watch this video then tell me melee doesnt suck.
SSB4 is best smash.

>>694120294

What are the definite ques?

>>694119282
chicken alfredo sounds good thanks

>>694119456
>As for human rights, I believe everyone should be equal.
Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, Mao Zedong (specifically his wife), the black guy that killed police officers that had nothing to do with "murdering" black people?

They should be granted basic human rights?

>>694120315
the magic 8-ball says:

> ask again

>>694120315
5X5 you're not at a weight where you need to up reps in order to improve your max

>>694120294
Like most other guys i dont think im oblivious as fuck but strangely enough i think i would have done the same, i mean what if i tried something and she was like what the fuck are you doing and just wanted to stay like that you know?

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>>694116295
Are you fat?

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>>694119195
Anons pants.

>>694120456
then you tell her you misread the signals and shrug it off like it didn't matter (which it didn't). Obviously you probably don't want to start with your cock in her ass, but have some fucking balls and recognize that every act comes with risk.

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>>694116295
What is your opinion about the nation of Islam and its slow spread to western nations?

is acne a big turn down? not that severe but noticeable pimples every other day and scars if you get really close or under the sun?

>>694116295
does your school history class includes Nazi's and nasty stuff?

>>694120294
Looking for a neutral opinion on my face.

Mind rating me?

>>694120487

no, my BMI is 23. I am curvy, have a really big ass and somewhat big boobs (C/D cup)

>>694119440

...says the faggot that posted a reply in this thread.

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>>694120621
Forgot pic.

>>694120514
thats classified, whered you get that?
/thread

>>694119928
waiting on tits, surely this isnt OP's gf or sister that he cant talk into tits

>>694120564
Fair enough

>>694120634
more pics or you're fat

>>694119104
end yourself faggot, melee is god you son of a bitch

>>694116295
Kys

Do you like big cocks?

>>694120621

Sure, go ahead.

>>694120603

Not for me, actually. I mean, if your entire face is covered by acne and scarring, then yeah it might be a problem, but the last three guys I dated/had crush on all had/have acne. It doesn't really turn me off, sometimes I really don't understand why but it turned me on (maybe it was his face, not sure). But acne is ok for me.

I never dealt with it personally but my boyfriend had acne issues all his life and he started using accutane and his face cleared up within weeks, if you are interested in it. (if its severe)

>>694120751
I actually enjoy melee too

>>694120103
Not op but yes. Dont worry u might have not fucked up yet. Just next time go over and get into cuddling and just start by putting your hand in her shirt. Dont gp straight for the tits just put then on her ribs under her tits and see if shes ok with it. If she doesnt say anything then your good just chill with your hand there for a bit so you dont seem like u just want to fuck the start to push your hand up under her bra and feel play with titts. Then depending on how shes reacting start kissing her neck alittle maybe bite lightly Also you should know by now shes interested fuck your over drinking and ended up cuddling. Id say shes interested. Just go slow she will stop you if ahe doesnt want to go past a certain point

>>694117173
Horrible advice to pretend you're someone you're not to get someone to like you. What are you, like 20? If so, let's see some sharpie in your ass, preferably a few.

>>694120650
Greengoblin/10

>>694120650
Pretty normal/10

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>>694120830
>Of course not anon, yours is totally enough for me!

>>694119684
I know! My neighbor has a fucking tomatoe bush you could live inside. Meanwhike goddamn hornworms ate ALL of mine. Little cocksuckers. I used dirt from 3 store locations. Bought grow lights, set up a litteral hydropinivs lab in my house. Goddamn nothing. I'll never plant a fucking seed again.

>>694116295
how to get a girl to not automatically reject you

>>694120830

I had only three sexual partners and all of them were bigger than 17 cm, current one being 20. So I have no experience with smaller/normal cocks, but I really like it, it really turns me on when I see my boyfriend's cock rock hard.

Here's the dealerino.
There's this girl that confessed her love to me and i rejected her saying that i don't have enough emotion to give her a proper relationship. But i want to bang her, is there a way to do so from my position without getting into a fully-fleged relationship( and also without leaving her emotionally damaged as she's said she is emotionally unstable sometimes). also she's a virgin so sex i'm guessing is pretty important to her.

Girl called me really hot in front of all her friends. Didn't know her. Since then, she's been trying to make really awkward conversation with me. She's a 6/10 gymnast, should I smash?

you guys see a girl and go rabid for tits. jesus you fucking sad lonely virgings

>>694120959
don't be ugly and weird
>>694120996
lolno

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>>694119928
still waiting for the tits OP

>>694120650

I think you are about 6, I would date you.

>>694119915
Litterallyeveryone i know can grow tomatoes but me. Kansasfag. Soon as the frost stops in april or may its garnening time till like december sometimes. I'm over it. Fuck gardening and anything having to do with it.

>>694120919
Thx m8

>>694120903
Got compared to Aladdin cause of the smile once.Egh.

>>694118707
Any advise op?

>>694121097
Fantastic.

Any tips on how to get to maybe 7?

Hair's that "sophisticated" cause it was right after I got a haircut.

>>694121213
Be someone different and better?

>>694121022

If you want to, then why not.

>>694121030

yup

>>694120996

don't stick your dick in crazy. emotionally unstable = crazy.

>>694120959

sexually assault her, make weird comments and insult her to her face.

>>694121213
Not that anon, but lift.

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>>694121253
this, also kek

>>694116295
So, I've gained like 20 lbs since I started my relationship with my girl 2 years ago. I (think) I have noticed a decline in her excitement regarding me being naked or my efforts to initiate. I've brought up that I'm feeling a little self-conscious, but she says shes super attracted to me and she loves me. Yet, she's still not thirsty for my cock like she used to be.

Timeline: Cant wait to get home to throw off her clothes and touch herself (sometimes her initiating) > excited with some work/initiation > turned on randomly (sometimes when I'm asleep) & not always responsive to my initiation.

Do I believe her when she says the 20lbs isn't an issue and work on my insecurity? Is this just normal progression or are we headed toward dead bedroom? wat do, I miss her craving me.

>>694120751
who do you main?

>>694121253
Different and better as in personality?

By looks I've come from 2/10 maybe 3/10 to, whoosh - 6/10.My clothes are much better.

By personality... Ehh stopped being a total beta, now I'm a third beta, third asshole and third "normie"

>>694121288
Tried lifting, not really my thing.May go back soon, though.

>>694121213

Grow your hair, get a haircut fitting your face, this one is ok but doesn't really stand out and makes you look "perfect". You can probably become 7.5 by just getting a better haircut. (short on sides, long on top seems to fit a lot of guys, turns me on a lot too on other guys)

>>694121196

Everyone has grass is greener syndrome. You just need to get over yourself and realize life is not all about fucking and sucking. You have a nice life with your girlfriend, a future ahead of you. You want to ruin this just so you can feel what an another vagina feels like? Think with your brain, not with your penis.

>>694121441
sheik

>>694121377
You're clearly somewhat insecure about the weight. Suppressing this insecurity won't get rid of it. Lose the weight for yourself, and commit to a healthy lifestyle to better yourself as a person; it makes you feel 100x better. You can start by drinking only water 6 days of the week. Also, when you have the time, head over to /fit/ and read the sticky.

>>694121571
My hair IS longer now, as you described.Said it was like minutes after a haircut.

People tell me it suits me nice, I found it nice beforehand.Life's good.

>>694119928
It's a man, baby

>>694121441
I'm the guy that first posted about Melee, and I main Fox/Jigglypuff.

>>694120991
Woah. Mine is 17 cm. Would you date me?

>>694121673
>>694121571
Anyway, thanks for helping my insecure ass.Thanks for helping all of us, actually.

Back to lurking.

>>694116295
I want a relationship with a female who loves me as much as I love her, advice?

>>694121377

Relationships have a period called "honeymoon phase" where everything feels amazing, where you are both horny and fuck like rabbits, where you think your partner is the best looking person in the entire world, etc. Then, this phase ends usually after half a year or a year max. You settle down to what is normal. Your partner might not be horny for you all day long like she used to be, but everything is same...

But I think 20lbs is somewhat problematic especially if you don't carry well. Try to lose it and maybe that will spark a mini-honeymoon phase in your girl (that usually happens when a partner changes their looks etc.)

>>694120920
Okay anon. Your faggotry level has increased to the maximum

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>>694116295
>psychology student
TEST VALETA
how you test your joker?

>>694121744

I don't date based on penis size, but it definitely gets me horny when I think about it.

>>694121848

Meet people. Treat them like people, not like potential girlfriends. Get close with one and you have yourself a relationship.

>>694121848
See
>>694121253

>>694116295
How do I recruit a femanon from tinder/okc to my personal team? Im out to make a Jessie/James team rocket oprtation growing weed and fucking all day

Guys quit being thirsty faggots femanon isn't using her gender to b8 or whore herself out for approval so go look at someone else's tits
>Inb4 white knighting
Only newfags wouldn't know why we actually started saying tits or gtfo

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>>694122072
YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>694116295
ITT: grill asks for attention and lonely faggots give it to her before she follows procedure

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>>694116295
I've been spending my entire summer so far refreshing /b/ am i broken?

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>>694121929
>psychology student
no more
they use swamp batman style

>>694121913
dat insecurity tho

>>694116295
How do I start enjoying life and being happy?

>>694116295
So what of these """""alpha""""" cucks, would you really date a guy who is 6'2" over a guy who is 5'10" solely based off heigh?

>>694121377
>694121377
in a few years time all of this wont matter anymore. Virtual reality will become so hyper-realistic, that you will literally be able to have sex with anyone/anything that you can possibly imagine in VR worlds, coupled with tele-dildonics. This will completely change the way men and women form relationships in the real world, and what they expect from eachother.

>>694122306

trust me if I needed attention, I would be posting my nudes. I get enough attention from guys I need, no need to get attention from bunch of virginfags who can't even leave their houses.

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>>694122072
im pretty sure she within the guidelines for rule 3 here

>>694122439
Before we get to that, why do you use quotation marks like you've got a stockpile to use up before tomorrow?

>>694122457
People are actually insecure enough to tell themselves this...

>>694122409
Do hate your life so much that you might even kill yourself?

>>694122439
Im curious about this as well, am 5'11"

>>694122439
What are you, stupid? Of course "she" would.

>>694122540
Heavy quotation marks on alpha because it's not like we can't all tell that they've never had poon

Do you prefer cut or uncut?

>>694121571
I know thats not what life is about it was just stupid feelings that i didnt want to feel and would drive me crazy. Eventhough i loved and only wanted to be with her.
What am i to do about not being trusted and made feel like shit for what ive done. I know im a piece of shit for doing it but ive chaged and am being a good/better bf but still reminded of my piece of shittyness and makes me unhappy and seems like we wont be happy like that ever again. Almost makes me want to end it and start a new because i im not doing anything or talking to anyone but she makes it seem like i am or im going to. Idk im just a piece of shit :(

>>694122439

To be honest, height is important to me because I am 5'9". I wouldn't really date anyone shorter than me because I am simply not attracted to them (I am submissive and I feel like someone who is shorter than me can't really be my Dom), but anyone who is taller is fine. I don't prefer x over y, if I like 5'10" more than a hotter 6'2", I date the shorter one.

>>694116295
man, people are so insecure. The consumer society and advertising has completely destroyed out self-confidence. Ami i okay? am i good looking? would you date me? how is my hair? i need to know what you think about stuff!....Jesus Christ!!!

>>694122634
Or at least not outside of 500$ dick sleeves

>>694119928
was a nice thread beginning. now it sucks
thx for thread, thx for timestamp.

>>694122457
>Tele-dildonics
Kek'd, am patiently awaiting that day as well anon, why go through the trouble when you can get whatever you wish for sexual gratification?

>>694122679
Alternate femanon here, been lurking. I don't prefer either, they both pretty much feel the same to me

>>694122551
I don't hate my life it's just that nothing makes me happy anymore

>>694116295
If you are pretty, have a sexual, social life and currently in eduction why are you here then?

>>694122495
So is it acceptable to state you're a girl if you talk about something sexual with a dude and another anon calls you gay? Or should you just agree or not respond/acknowledge it?

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>>694122706
So are you implying you don't want Danny devito to Dom you? Fucking summerfags

>>694122072
because she wants to play the girlcard
if she wants to she gotta post proof in form of real tits in all their pride
also: whiteknight
i know you already said it

>>694122855
Why do people go to the zoo or watch reality television? Because it allows them to feel superior to lesser beings.

What does your butthole smell like?

>>694122855

I have a lot of freetime.

>>694122679

Only experienced uncut.

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>>694116295
>femanon
>no pic
sure, and I'm the queen of Sheba

>>694122805
Well I was going to say abandon your life and move somewhere else but really just see a therapist its probably your best option

>>694122952

Poop. After shower, until I sweat or poop again, it smells like flowers apparently (bodywash). I wash daily so I would say poop 50% of the time and flowers 50% of the time.

>>694122942
Then youre kind of a fucking sicko then

>>694116295
Will you be my girlfriend so we can get sweet little kids together and stop the demographic change that's currently happening in germany?

>>694122924
Did she already post full body pics? No? Then she never played the girl card that's like saying every male on this site needs to post dick with timestamp and you faggots are the reason /b/ is nothing but neck beard and weaboos

>>694123122
True enough. I actually came for kindred spirits 5 years ago, but at this point this place is just contemptible. The only reason to come here is either to deal with equally shitty people or to laugh at the shitty people.

>>694116295

Happily married but can't stop banging younger girls, don't even feel guilty about it.

What do op?

>>694123108
What does it smell like if you sweated but didn't take a shit yet?

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>>694123125

I believe I can not help you much with stopping the demographic change.

What is your favorite cocktail?

>>694123135
Yeah we started saying tits or gtfo to stop womym from coming here and posting clothed pics of themselves for neck beard approval

>>694122888
well is it guys?

>>694122769
I think VR will change the role of sex in our societies. i think sex will just be accepted as a physical ned that has to be satisfied and will be separated entirely from 'love' and 'feelings', in other words, couples will be together with eachother for everything other than sexual reasons. I think this is a good thing, because we will be focusing on the important things rather than the superfluous, which is what we do now. ITs kinda like the ancient romans: a wealthy roman couple, would both buy and keep sex-slaves, for when they would have a need or desire for sex. They were able to seperate sex itself from love. It was a need of the nervous system that had to be satisfied, just like eating and sleeping. So a husband or wife would have no problem with his wife, popping over to the sex room with Helsesius the slave, a few minutes before dinner. In the same way, because our sexul needs will be satisfied in VR (everyone will be able to fuck a beautiful model ), for real world relationships we will focus on things other than looks.

>>694123327
>Cock
>tail
Both

>>694123287
Why? Are you infertile? :(

>>694123280

Depends on my diet. If I have a good diet, then it smells sweet, if I ate spicy and junk food a lot the days before then not very pleasant.

>>694123242

Leave your wife.

>>694123135
fucking idiot
guess i'm gonna log out from 4chin over the summer
look at the very first line of this thread
and now: see you in September you fucking niggers

>>694123341
You're anonymous, who cares if he thinks you're a faggot? Going to the trouble of dispelling people's illusions is a waste of time unless you also need attention for your pussy.

>>694123417

No. I am not white. I am Latino.

>>694123423
Have you smelled your own butthole?

>>694123438
Okay that's what I thought, I was just wondering

>>694123375
>implying i won't have feelings for my perfect VR waifu