Poorly describing video game plots thread
>kill some guy
>get some guys
>save some guy
>butter
> kill all hell's thing
> win
>>694090427
Doom
>>694089982
Every cod ever made
>>694089982
>dungeons
>rng
>all heroes die
>>694092307
Rouge legacy?
>>694092307
Darkest dungeon?
>>694089982
Mount and blade?
>go to shitty Arab city
>shoot everything
>go insane
>>694093041
Spec ops the line
>>694089982
run around in sewers and the woods
collect spare change from the ground
kill wildlife
eat things you find lying around
get stuck in the friendzone
>Cut the tail
>Dungeons
>You die
>>694094570
Zelda
>>694089982
Mount and Blade: Warband
Long live the butterking
>>694089982
fight to death in a tournament installed by the liandri mining corporation
>>694092546
yep
>>694095348
Are profits in the hundreds of billions?
>run
>run some more
>fucking loops
>RINGS
>run like fuck
>>694095639
what is Sonic?
>>694089982
>Beat up inmates of an insane asylum
>profit
>>694095038
Dark Souls
>>694095639
>>694095743
Bingo, sir.
>>694089982
To transfer consciousness to machine or not.
Epic soundtrack, despair, desolation.
>Red lights from clouds
>drown
>pinky
>mindfuck
>>694096095
bicuck infnif
> Clowns getting friends
> Hang out in a Mall
> Visit some museums
> Enjoy life
>War time
>Newbie gets transferred to a new squad
>One by one all other squad members die
>You die last in a hopeless fight
>>694096028
Soma
>Buy different furry friends
>Give them food and water
>Go to park with them
>>694095203
long live swadia, long live the butterking
>>694096383
Nintendogs
>>694096203
Payday 2
>>694096360
Halo: Reach
>720+ and curve or no inv
>The leader is always a retard
>>694096541
Yup
>4 Dudes lost
>Can't fuck the only hocker.
>Evolving
>Where is?
>Evolving
>Ok, here is.
>We die.
>People get mad because hunter.
>>694096095
>>694096129
Nigga what game is this?
>>694096490
yes, sir
>25 Hours tutorial.
>>694096642
Evolve?
>fight stuff
>amphibian
>>694095722
Outlast?
>Runing
>Eating
>Obama ate you
>Hitler ate obama
>Trump ate Hitler
>>694089982
>like dota
>full of hot sluts
>On Mars
>Fight Satan
>>694096795
Yep
>>694096807
Battletoads
>kek
>kill monsters
>search for white haired bitch all game
>>694096360
Squad
>>694096856
League of Lag
You go on a 30 hour quest to find a deus ex machina with the help of a date raper, an empowered cow and Tywin Lannister
>>694096807
Fucking Gex!
>>694096893
witcher 3?
>>694096859
Mood
>>694096656
bicuck infinif, with esmeralda no pink
>>694096893
geralt's adventures
>>694089982
Butter? Saints row 3
>>694096856
LoL [nospoilersonB]xD[/fuckingkillme]
>Do the exactly same thing during 40 hours
>Learn history,but fail history test at school.
>>694096842
Agar.io or Slither.io
Hardmode
>be omnipotent force
>kill unsuspecting people
>trap people in the ground
>starve people
>>694097014
The Sims
>>694097014
Sims or black and white
>>694097002
Yep
>>694096766
DotA 2
>>694089982
>Walk
>Walk
>Walk some more
>Oh nice I found a..
>Dead
>>694097014
The original Sims or Minecraft
>>694096807
Feeding frenzy 2
>>694095722
arkham asylum?
>>694097067
Nop
>>694089982
You are being SELFISH!
>>694096957
Google has never heard of it.
I'm missing something.
>>694097073
Anyoe of the 25000 DayZ-esque games
>>694097073
Pokemon go of course
>>694096993
Bully
>>694089982
>steal shit
>buy weapons and shit
>steal more shit
>steal with friends
>steal from bigger places
>buy more shit
>repeat
>>694096931
Nope
>>694097073
Totally DayZ
>Walking
>Nigga stole my phone
>>694089982
>fighting the bad guys
>new bad guys come
>the girl captured
>the girl joins new bad guys
>kill new bad guy leader
>girl becomes new bad guy leader
>form alliance with new guys
>betray old everyone
>girl betrays us all
>feelsbadman.jpg
>>694097172
Payday 2
>>694097171
Nop
>wake up after a long night
>your head is spinning
>some faggot is talking to you
>Roll into town
>guess the party is still going
>someone is getting raped by two guys with long shafts
>invited faggot crashes the party
>no one wants him here he's an autistic buzzkill
>everyone tries to shoo him off while he throws a tardrage
>later find out you're related to autist and now everyone calls you names
>>694097260
yeah
>>694096859
doom
>>694089982
>dragons
>sex mods
> Fight Ninjas
> Fight flying ninjas
> Fight dogs
> Fight Braum wannabe
> Fight samurais
>>694096993
Total War games
>>694097319
Uninvited*
>>694089982
>brother in prison
>save humanity by sacrificing your kin
>>694097172
fallouts
>>694097414
other one
>>694097361
skyrim
Newfags can't triforce
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Did anyone play this indie gem?
>gorgeous music
>old guy with red robes
>fight with a broom
>symbolism and metaphors
>drown
>get a sandwich
>>694097043
>>694097049
>>694097088
>in helicopter (those with two propellers on each side)
>crashes
>fight aliens as you try to escape
>back in helicopter
>>694089982
>be zeus
>get rekt
>be thor
>get rekt
>be kronos
>fuck everyone
>>694097411
Uncharted 4?
>be smart
>too smart
>create mankind-ending technology
>fight the aliens
>kill the leader
>cryo-sleep or something
>wake up after aliens control everything
>blow up tower
>run away
>nigger dies
>>694097522
Smite
>>694097510
>one propeller / side
>fail to escape
>back in helicopter
>>694093041
50 Cent: Blood On the Sands
> wake up
> go to a festival in 1000 A.D
> Run into dumb blonde bitch
> Pick up a piece of her jewelry
> moments later you're time travelling
> moments later you're being trailed for kidnap
> somehow end up awaiting execution
> plot armor saves you and you return to time travelling
Props to anyone who somehow gets that
>everybody is a stereotype
>shooting everywhere
>dwarves are cancer
>>694097522
It's chronos and if you do bad with Thor or Zeus u suck cardboard V player
>>694097544
not even close
>blow shit up
>fly jets
>i dunno i didn't really play story mode
>>694097510
Half Life: Opposing Force?
Wait, what kind of helicopter are you referring to? Osprey or some kind of quadcopter?
>>694097136
He means Bioshock Infinite, jesus. Watching you two is infuriating.
>universe is fucked
>only one bit left
>melee is OP
>>694097629
Vehicle Theft 5
>>694097557
Half Life 2
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>694097589
Assassin's Creed?
Time Commando?
>>694097383
Nop
>>694097559
nope
>>694097730
1 and 2, but yeah
>>694097725
no,
>liberate place
>>694097674
ye that game. osprey
>>694097576
>>694097380
Come on I litterary described the first half of the game.
>Downloading...
>Servers down
>>694097801
House of Flying Ninjas: Low-Rent Baum Edition.
>1970s
>Badass biker
>bro dies
>epic revenge quest
>beats up random people to get sex from random women
>>694093041
COD?
>>694097799
Favourite HL game
>>694097889
kek
>>694097724
Destiny
>be you
>work a 9-5 playing vidya
>something about pirates
>pirate bad guy is actual IRL bad guy
>>694097913
Road to Retribution, Hell Road or something?
>Overrated shit
>Have a second part intinites times worse.
>Feminist fuck that game.
>Nobody remember it since second part.
>>694097942
Nah
>>694097411
darksiders 2?
>>694090427
Painkiller
>>694097959
Ride to hell, fuck that game
>>694089982
>carball
>>694097942
What is Battleborn?
>>694097995
winrar
>crippled nigger wants morphine
>what in the goddamn
>be 13
>go out on an adventure your single mother lets you go on, by yourself
>have a rival that clearly has a crush on you but dont get the pussy
>fight people 2x your age to get pins
>go and fight more people 4x your age
>get to the champ
>fuck him up
>play the game until the next game gets released, or you kill yourself
>Press a over and over
>QTE
>You win doing nothing.
>Wrecking ball
>Elevator
>Office Dance
>Wolf masks ski
>Teddy bear Godzilla
>back massage
>Ambulance Trivia
>Happy birthday
>>694097589
one of the old yugioh games?
>>694097959
Yeah
>>694098083
Digemon: red/blue
>>694098061
Yeah
>>694098086
every visual novel with the word "Sakura" infront of it.
>>694097889
LoL or Pokemon Go
>>694097753
No. I was pretty vague with the jewelry part though.
It'd be important for anyone who played the game.
>>694097522
Something somewhere in the god of war series?
>R god damn
>R agian
>RRRRRRR
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR fuck i suck
>RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>694098083
Digimon vs. Capcom 3 ft. Pikachu
>>694098086
Heavy rain.
kek
>>694098218
Yes, pokemon go
>>694098230
hotline miami
>>694098309
Yes
>1a2a3a
>"imba"
>gg
>victory screen
>>694098230
Reague of Regends?
Diablo 2: what should have been the actual sequel.
>>694098230
hotline miami/hotline miami 2 hard mode
>>694097589
Crono Trigger
>fuck slimes up
>depressing city
>how did that fall not kill me?
>old lady ask you to abandon new friend
>sure why not, ohhh hello again
>go tranny
>fuck the government
>finally free, much less depressing now
>guess it's time to save the world
>best game ever
>>694089982
>complete quests
>level up
>get ganked
>max level
>fuck you
>>694097589
Chrono Trigger
>Only play it when you are shiting.
>Creators get billions of dolars because that shity game.
>>694098397
terraria
>>694098425
WoW
>>694098425
dark souls
>>694098393
>>694098434
winner
>>694098439
Hearthstone
>>694098467
:^)
>>694098439
Hearthstone
>>694098441
yup
>survive first game
>new base gets attacked
>befriend pirate
>fight giant Spider
>Spider had space bullshit in it
>wtf.jpeg
>fight giant half-robot in tiny little suit
>RIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOW
>>694098350
path of exile or torchlight? or titan's quest?
fall down from giant tree
fat girl picks u up
girl is kill
run around killing shit
sucking out little trees
bird commit suicide
you win
>Mexican friendzoned guy
>Get kill
>Dank Memes everywhere
>wait 15 minutes
>win
>Game released: Everybody hate this game
>Year later: Everybody love this game
>Year later: Nobody play it
>crazy pink hair dude jumps on pigs and weird mushroomy type ball things
>>694097897
Obviously wrong...
>ayy lmaos are spooky again
>>694098621
far cry 4
>>694098546
El Romantico Platonico: No Fur Taco for Pepe
> combines scripted bullshit from NFS and FIFA to make the the ultimate troll game
easy
>enter matrix
>kill people
>an hero
hard
>get tattoo
>kill people
>start tripping
>seppuku
>question life
extra hard
>get hat
>bend reality
>>694098741
First one is SUPER HOT
>>694098741
Is the last one Fez?
>>694098546
Was it that Suda 51 game? The name escapes me
>>694098667
tombi
Pork bun = whole man
>>694098667
Tomba!
I played the demo on my PSUNDERGROUND disk like 300 times as a kid, never played the full game.
>>694098741
And 2º, Farcry 3 maybe?
>>694098786
>>694098789
correct
>>694098741
Is the last one prince of persia?
>>694098537
Poe is correct.
>>694098812
Good one. Correct.
>>694098525
Seriously? Did like no one own an xbox during 2003-2005?
1st Run
>You are a bad person.
2nd Run
>Gay shit.
3th Run
>That boy fuck your buthole infinite times.
>>694098741
First and third are Transistor and Fez.
>>694098934
Spiders Vs. Half Robots 2k4
>>694098984
Undertale
>>694099052
Kek but no
>>694098741
Second one might be Dishonored or Mark of the Ninja
>>694099100
Yea
>dad walks off out of your life
>track him down
>doesn't matter because he dies
>>694098419
Still can't believe nobody got this I'll add some more
>go catch bird cos birds faster than snakes
>pleasant cruise across the ocean
>vacation time
>visit catdogs home, catdog likes good music
>secret cave
>catdog op
>still lots more to go.
>>694099250
fallout 3
>>694099007
no and yes
>>694099194
yeah, second one is Mark of the Ninja
>>694096993
Civ V
>Run around in dystopian future
>Let everyone know you didn't ask for this
>town was attacked two years ago
>brother of the girl you wanna bang saves day
>present day finally starting to get pretty close with her
>bitch dies
>>694099428
deus ex: human revolution
>>694099301
yep
>spin-off is more well known
>ironic because TES took inspiration from it
>>694099428
Deus Ex: Humid Revulsion
>this game sucked multiple dicks
>>694099356
Which was invented first? Your atom bomb, or their catapults? Atom bomb.
>History gets royally fucked up
>sword guy in a coat wants a friend
>everything is confusing as fuck because time travel
>Coat guy's friend fixes everything
>>694098984
>>694099100
>2nd Run
>Gay shit.
>>694099496
Baldur's Gate/Champions of Norrath?
>>694098543
nobody?
>>694098338
Starcraft 2
>>694097229
Pokemon go
>>694097354
Nope
>>694099607
warmer.
>first person
>alien planet
>big monsters
>unique Multiplayer
>killed by DLC
>grab boxes and hope for the best
>hit people with food and turtle shells
>rage at RNG
>>694099774
mayro crat
>>694099722
King's Field/Shadow Tower/any From game that came before Souls?
>>694095722
Manhunt
>>694099724
Lost Planet? Evolve?
>>694099829
Not by from.
>one of the main series games involves babysitting a prince who fucks off to join a circus
>>694099572
Darkest of days?
>>694099885
Evolve. It's f2p now, but unlocking shit is a grind.
>>694099608
Suicidal Bird Simulator
>wake up
>run from police
>join rebels
>destroy an alien empire which was established for 20+ years in less than a month
>>694096859
Red Faction: Armageddon
>>694100000
Dead Space 2?
>>694099970
nope
>>694100000
Ooooooooo shit
>>694099260
OK adding 3rd and final part, if nobody gets you all suck
>go arcade Palace, go on date, knobblob steals key
>chase knobblob
>impossible to catch knobblob
>go to door without key, go inside
>confusing layout
>get out!
>big place is now small
>here bad guy, have this ultimate world destroying weapon
>try stop bad guy
>kill bad guy
>too late, all doomed
>everything turns out ok aanyway
>>694100000
Half-Life 2
>>694100000
hl2
>>694100000
Nice quints bruh
>>694100136
Let me just add this up
>wake up
>smell the ashes
spawn in paris
some guys throw money at you
old nazi spamming gas bombs
>>694100174
Minecraft obv
>>694100174
Tranny Catdog Funtime 3: You Can't Catch the Knobblobb: GOTY Edition.
>>694100000
These quints are sexy :>
>>694100330
No :/
>>694100174
alice:madness returns
>bunch of dudes badmouth some other dude over the news
>dude attacks everyone to turn them into lawyers
>>694100350
Lmao Hi Josh