silent protagonist collects shapes from a black ginger by playing a flute to time travel in the medieval times.

lead your armies in epic battles against retarded AI

>>694089966
The legend of Zelda:Ocarina of Time

murder everything
throw your enemies to the ground in an explosion of gore
HWA!

>>694090498
Mount and blade?

>>694090501
yep

the sound of horses coming down the corridor. we deliver packages in this game

Your boss was murdered.

The only reasonable course of action must be genocide

Everyone camping af, everyone has noobtuber, shitload of hackers..

>>694090732
That sounds like any FPS multiplayer but I'm going to guess one of the COD games

try to stop terrorists
end up trading knifes

>>694090498
The most recent Total War games?
Hearts of Iron 4?

>>694090985
More like any Total War game.

But I'll go with
>>694090584

More personal and also retarded AI.

>>694090855

yeah, CoD 4 MW2 :D

>>694090985
>>694091060

>any total war game
correct

>>694090928
CS:GO?

abused by a woman who you only stick with because she tempts you with your gluttony

>>694091608
Catherine?

>>694091448
Yep

>>694091758
nope

>>694089818
>Be hip teenagers who really like pins.
>Enemies are noisy as fuck
>We were dead the whole time.

Few fags trying to beat other fags in open city. Police included. Old cars, old music.

>>694091975
Mafia?

>>694092012
Yes, good job :)

Dinosaurs and dragons bug people alot, and your job is to smack the shit out of them

And there's cats there too. Lots of cats. Cats that play instruments and cats that throw bombs. Too many cats. Like, an obscene amount of cats. Cats that help and cats that don't. Stealing cats, bait them with cat weed. Foraging cats, bait them with cat weed bombs. Cats.

One mascular dude, beating shit out of space monsters to see tits of bitches. (In mission one)
Shake it baby!

>Why isnt there anybody here?
>God this music is awful
>So fucking dark
>So many notes
>Lesbians

>>694092132
ARK: Survival Evolved?

>Live in a town with very shitty, paper thin walls
>Castle gets picked up and thrown into orbit by turtle
>Spend your time committing genocide against penis head looking animals by slaying them in battle scenes
>collect 7 good noodle stars
>Construct dildo of magical warding
>Become OP enough and defeat turtle
>watch the fireworks on your porch with your bitch
>the end

>>694092142
Any Duke Nukem

>>694092358
nope

>>694092381
Mario 64, nigga

>>694092381
Super Mario Galaxy

>>694092132
I don't know what this game is, but you make it sound hilarious.

>>694092406
>Any
Somebody is too young too have played Duke Nukem 1 and 2 I see.

>>694092406
Ahahahaha, yes :)

>>694092467
Close, idk if thats what you meant, type it fully out

>>694092470
Close, but no cigar

kill your own kind coz you're told to
government is can't handle their own people
lots of racism
cats like drugs
walking lizards
racist, nigger, and penis elves
super fucking cold next to spring time

>>694092629
Shit, it was the one on SNES, like, legend of the seven stars, i think?

>>694092771
Nope

>>694092736
One of the Elder scrolls games?

>>694092825
yes, but which one?

>>694092862
Oblivion :p

>>694092928
try again

>>694092771
It's Paper Mario you dipshit

>>694092955
Than its Skyrim

>foreigners get denied, but natives to the country are allowed back in.

thats all the hints you get for this one

>>694092987
bingo

>>694092246
gone home?

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>>694092480
It's Monster Hunter

There is hell, thing are going serious at night. Gold digging

>>694092990
Paper please?

>>694093053
Bingo

>>694092990
but that's just how any country should operate in real life

Kill everyone: Edgy white American teenager-edition

>Survive a plane crash and build a resort.

No, its not White Colonization Simulator 2016

>>694093145
Hatred?

>>694093145
Eric and Dylan's big adventure

>>694093077
Bingo

>>694092736
Skyrim.

>>694089818
>Be mutant
>Shoot lots of mother fuckers.
>FUCK YOU, ANOTHER SHOTGUN!

>>694092990
Papers Please?
>ARISTOTZKA GLORY GREATEST COUNTRY

>>694093286
Fallout

meet others
shoot
get gas
shoot
get gas
shoot
get gas
shoot
get gas
shoot
get gas

>>694093297
Yep

>>694090566
anyone?

>>694093278
see
>>694092987

>>694093358
No
>>694093411
Prototype perhaps?

>fat orange guy with awesome shades
>three legged red man in hip hop attire

>>694091974
The world ends with you?

>>694093386
One of them zombie survival games, probably Day Z.

>>694093534
You are correct.

>>694093171
That's right

Some foreigner gets thrown into a hot mess of angry monsters and aliens, he's given a giant old-timey razor and a gun to deal with it, and wherever he is, he must also kill.

>>694093553
a zombie survival game, but not day z

>Look at butts
>fap

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apes, robots and several mental retarded people fighting about a car

>>694093386
the walking dead: survival instinct

an adventure game that requires the player to play as Cory Baxter, a teenager who lives with his father Victor Baxter after Victor gets accepted as head chef at The White House. The basic premise for the game is Cory, after winning a toy contest, starts an endeavor to sell bobbleheads depicting the President of the United States to the citizens of Washington, D.C.. The bobbleheads however are taken into possession by The Evil Toymaker, who tries to utilize the bobbleheads as a means of hypnotic technology on the population of Washington, D.C. Cory is then tasked with retrieving the bobbleheads to stop the hypnosis plan.

The gameplay can be described as an adventure stealth game, where the player controls Cory and his friends as they move through locations including halls in The White House, a school, a mall, and streets of Washington, D.C. Tasks involve sneaking past Secret Service agents, examining rooms for specific items, throwing pastries at hypnotized teachers, and talking to non-playable characters. Additional features include mini-games, which involve tapping the Nintendo DS stylus against the touchscreen along with music or simulating connecting electrical circuits.

Let's start with a cancerous easy one and then get more obscure with each game.
>fast
>mentally ill
>mentally illx2
>token minority
>fatty
>the sane one
>sadist
>camper
>the only guy who can make a fedora look cool

>>694093788
nope

>>694093705
Dead or Alive Extreme 2

>>694093700
Unturned?

>>694093748
Never played Overwatch but that sounds like the cast to me.

>>694093828
Is it TF2?

>>694092132
Morro wind
Sky rim

>>694093748
Overwatch

A fucking boat

>>694093920
nope

>>694093909
nope

>>694093900
no

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>aliens
>hot chick never speaks

>>694093929
>>694093909
yis

>accidentally destroy/burn down your village
>meet hot red head
>pirates
>throw a submarine at a guy
>you're your own father
>you fuck/lust after your mother

>In space no-one can hear you lose again and again and again
>what the fuck, this isn't even on hard, why do I keep losing
>you can be a dick to everyone because of "the mission"
>suffocation and fire are your most viable strategies
>giant alien spiders

>>694093909
Bingo.

>protagonist is hungry
>CMOOOON LET'S GO FIND THE FURIES

Magical parkour.

>>694094070
Mass Erection

>>694094070
Dead space?

>>694094070
FTL : Faster than light
Almost post it, you beat me at it :p
Marvelous game btw, very good indie

>>694094070
Dead Space 2

>>694094139
Mirrors edge?

>>694094155
nope

>>694094167
Nope

>>694094170
Yep. Captains Edition mod is must have.

ITT: underage faggots who have only played videos games released in the last few years.

>>694094280
Nah dude, actual magic.

>>694094284
Oh ! I never thought FTL was modable. Lovely

>>694094385
OK, fine.
>Super Shotgun + Railgun = unstoppable alien slayer

>>694089818
be a bro
save other bros
kill haji's
kill aliens
kill satan

>Gentleman scientist
>Tricked by a magician

Now I'm in nightmarish wild with clockwork chess pieces, giant cow-buffalo that shit a lot, dogs that want me dead every few days, and some invisible monster/woman that lurks in darkness.

>>694094584
Binding of isaac?

Someone suggested retro. This isn't the oldest but it's dated by today's standares.

>Many womens die
>women become more valuable than bitcoins
>Why do people keep just leaving nukes laying around
>mad max-esque gangs everywhere
>only have this one means of combat for some reason

>>694094584
I know what this is, it's saints row.

>>694094474
The sheer amount of content in captains edition pretty much makes it FTL 2

>>694094020
what the fuck

>>694094584
Broforce?

>>694094811
Battle Tanx for N64?
I know what game you are talking about but I am not gonna cheat and google the name.

>>694093480
>>694090566
Nope. I'm just gonna say it: Ninja Gaiden 2

>>694094955
what gave it away?
also i fucking love that game

>>694095012
Yep
Damn, anon. Impressive

Another great classic never to be revived..

>Is this the main villain...nope
>Is this the main villain...still no
>Is thisbthe main villain...Oh so just an anatagonist

>it doesn't look much like hong kong, but by fuck does it ever sound like hong kong
>clickclickclickclickclick
>guns are largely useless and that's actually not a bad thing

>>694094611
Don't Starve. Too easy

"GUYS. THE THERMAL DRILL. GO GET IT."

>>694095125
Not that impressive, i'm 27.

>>694095167
sleeping dogs?

SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE SQUARE

Peace is destruction
Gold is law
Friends to betray
Wars to fight
People to breed

>>694095250
Now that you say it it clicks for me.

>>694095284
Payday of course.

>>694095363
Any god of war game.

>>694095363
Thomas was alone.

>>694095445
>god of war
correct

>>694093156
The forest

Research 9 =30d

lots of metal and screaming

Play as Vanguard cause you're not a bitch

Get team killed instantly everytime you try to do anything

"Do you get to the Cloud District very often?"

>>694092381
Paper Mario for the 64

>>694093156
The forest

>>694095692
Chivalry: Medieval Warfare

>Play as Vanguard cause you're not a bitch
u serious nigga?

>>694092381
It could also be Mario RPG I think

>>694095769
"Oh, what am I saying, of course you dont"

>>694095769
Skyrimjob

>parents are national heroes
>you're basically them but smol
>OGRES
>DLC
>Jester is the best hero

click the circles

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Various stories that may or may not be made up.

Primarily the one where she turns off a machine draining the life out of her region.

And the one where she goes on an adventure to save her child.

>>694096017
osu!

>>694096050
And I thought it would be hard-mode on /b/
I was wrong.

>>694095349
yes son

>>694096106
I dunno. I think it's more popular than you think.

>>694095817
That's every 12 year old faggots reasoning for playing as a vanguard, so I thought it'd be a good hint

And yeah you got it

>wake up in prison
>ring bells
>do shit because snakes tell you to

>a radio tries to bang you in a forest
>nigger fucks with you
>rocks

>>694096349
Dork Souls 1

>>694096370
yee

>creep on teens swimming
>Steal their clothes
>problem bear

>>694096418
Real life?

>>694096418
Firewatch?

>>694096466
yup


>>694096461
almost. But there was no bear involved :^)

>be nigger
>do nigger things
>become white
>keep doing nigger things.

>>694096357
Rust?

>escape prison
>doesn't fuck the grill wtf

>>694096575
nah

Open world

Can only dress like a katana wielding fadora fag (minus the katana and fadora)

On your phone 24/7

>>694092246

Life is strange

>>694096709
Watch Dogs

>>694096709
Watch doge

>>694096572
Gta v?

>>694096709
Watch Dogs.
The phone gave it away.

Mercenary mutant goes on mission to fuck magical bitches and tries to search for teleporting adopted daughter with daddy issues while fighting icy hard pricks

>>694096768
Yeah, way too easy

>>694096774
yea

>>694096579
Come on you guys know that one, here is another hint:
>grill really wants to fuck tho

>>694094007
Metroid, but she speaks in Other M...

>best open world rape spree simulator

hint: game is modded
bonus points for naming at least some mods which make it possible.

>>694096817
The watcher tree fiddy

>>694097105
Gta 5 with hotCoffee?

Might be skyrim tho

>Lockd inah cave wiz mah austist bro
>He keep drooling and bubbling
>Shit me too
>Gotta kill'em niggas befo' invincible come get our ass
>win
>repeat>>694097105

Your older brother is a cop. Your a super-dick.

>>694096572

Gta 5

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>>694097105 sorry for quoting you, wanted to answer at the same time (>>694097239)

Btw, is it modded skyrim ? :p

>>694097270
okay thread died its Infamous Second Son

>>694096933
Last hint:
>waterfall

"You were almost a Jill Sandwich!"

>>694097186
>>694097398
Yup, modded skyrim.

autistic kids and shit-tier youtubers play it

>>694098606
fuck you! minecraft is a good game!

>>694098799
kek I was thinking of fnaf but your guess fits pretty well too

>in Africa
>kill for diamonds
>all about the diamonds
>Look for diamonds
> buy stuff to kill people with

>>694098903
Far Cry 2?

>>694098939
Bingo