>>694084045
Go for it nigger, the worst that could happen is a priest raiding your butthole.

Where do you live? Seems nearby.

>>694084230
Holy cock is the best cock. You'll be okay.

>>694084045
Or you witness a Murder Like that one Youtuber

>>694084045
go there cunt, it's probably just a 20 year old nerd or 50 year old pedophile

>>694084334
There are 2 gyms near by. What are there colors?

>>694084045
>12% battery
Best make your mind up quick nigger

>>694084045
Do it fag, post results.

just saying in my experience be careful with those bastards here in LA have been using em and kids get excited and rob em for their phones cause they're luring me (Saw a kid crying walking away saying not to go there)

careful.

>>694084422
Hah, no gyms nearby i must be wrong. Btw im in texas

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Op here. He has done this for the past 3 nights

>>694084868
Probably what
>>694084550
Was talking about

wtf is this

>>694084960
or someone that lives nearby enough to farm from home, I do that with a friend of mine. but yep, be careful

>>694085157
Go back under the rock you call home or download pokemon go

>>694085198
No houses near it

>>694084045
What happens when you click that shit? Never been lured before

>>694085478
It just buffs spawning rates near the lure

>>694085301
i guess you could fake your gps but you may get banned.

Don't be a pussy and catch'em all already

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>>694084045
trip balls stoned robert

>>694085529
Deece! Learn some new shit about this game every day

>>694084045
Someone already got lured into a location and robbed. Can you imagine all the traffic incidents, murder, robberies and kidnappings that this game will cause in the long run?

The game should be banned.

>>694085719
man I think it's good, either you get specialized pokemon police to control this shit or pokemon street gangs will become a thing.
happy to watch both options happen

Op here. It's a night shift cop. Friend drove by and told me

>>694085927
watch out he may shoot you if you steal dem pokimons

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

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>mfw I've been a Poke`nerd since childhood and wanna play but don't want to be a normie fuck on the bandwagon but it doesn't matter because my phone OS is stuck at 4.3 which is unsupported so I couldn't play if I wanted to

>>694085719
shouldn't be banned, lures just shouldn't exist.

it will literally lure humans into bad situations.

they should just remove the item.

You guys are so stupid for loving pokemon go

>>694086053
s&m comes out later this year so whatevs

lure 'em all

Every night shift cop plays Pokemon in my town. I'm fucking dying

>>694086261
I don't even know if I want it, though. I'm one of those faggots who sucks 1st gen's cock all day every day

>>694085719
Quite the opposite. I see Pokemon Go as a catalyst for natural selection; that's always a good thing

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

>>694085719
so should cell phones at large be banned?
or ipods back in 2004?
what about craigslist?

just because some people are too dumb to look both ways before crossing the street doesn't mean we should ban streets

>>694084361
explain

>>694085927
Click on the stop, click on the lure, post the username of the person that used it. (Top left corner) check in the chat app for that username and troll him.

I have a 30 minute ban for trying to spoof my gps

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Come at me bitches

>>694087181
mines just broken
which i cant tell if its a good thing or a bad thing
on one hand, my game thinks im on the wrong side of the mississippi whenver i try to catch water pokemon
on the other, eggs hatch by themselves because my trainer just jogs around in circles by herself

I want to play this game but my phone my shitty s4 is incompatible while the rest of my fam has the upgrade to s6 so they can all play it
I have been running around with my mom's phone to get to lvl 5 but that is all I got so far

I wonder if she will let me play now that it is 1am or if I should just get baked and wait till she is asleep.
wat do /b/?

>>694087286
i wanna make fun of that name but...
well played

>>694086826
Yeah, but this game is gps based, which means that you're required to walk around while looking at your screen in order to play.

>>694084045
fuck yea dude. post updates

>>694087397
You can drive like a G

Any way I can get this game in Canada?

>>694087469
search for the apk file online

>>694084868
fuckin go for it. bring your running shoes in case you gotta chop outa there.

>>694087469
Apparently if you make a US store account you'll be able to play on it. There's also alternative sources to download it from.

>>694087367
I'm playing it on a s4 as well. Just download the .apk and try it out.

is OP kill?

>>694087599
>Just download the .apk
what is this?

>>694087397
so we ban GPS'es since you have to look at them while you drive to get anywhere new

or maps any point before 2007 or so

or rearview mirrors
or fucking anything that requires you to use more than a single part of your brain at once

fucking A, if you think your eyes have to be glued to a screen at all points in time, why don't we just ban YOU?

>>694085927
Hahahah holy shit

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>>694087286
Is anyone going to come at me?

>>694084868
Dumb fucking nigger lol just spoof your GPS and "walk" to it

>>694084045
I live in kinda a bad town. Luckily you don't need a permit to open carry here so I just keep my pellet pistol on my hip when I'm visiting pokestops. It keeps the bad guys away and the kids don't dare harass you either.

>>694084868
Probably works overnight for the church as a janitor. Unless you live in a ghetto area, I think you're okay, I work right next to a post office, I use lures on it all night. Kinda funny watching cars pull up, and kids coming through it all night.

>>694087867
How do you do this?

it won't be long until people start getting raped and/or killed by using this app.

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>>694087923
you sound badass

>>694087678
A gps in itself isn't bad, its the fact that its a gps based video game that is the problem, because it requires you to stare down at your screen while walking around or crossing the street in order to play.

Besides, traffic incidents aren't my main problem about this game, its the fact that you can lure people into bad situations. Its only been out for a few days and people have already been robbed.

>>694088059

Yeah all those neckbeards finally getting some penetration

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Can anybody who's been outside give me advice on walking?

I have no transportation and my best option is to walk 5 miles to the Zoo. The walk is entirely down a highway with a shoulder (like image), in Texas. Is that legal or taboo?

People talk about running 5 miles straight, I could probably make it walking before sunrise.

>>694088000
GPS spoofer app
There are hundreds on the play store.
Go activate developer settings (Google it) and set the app as your mock location app.
There you go, though you might get shit on for it.

Be extra safe and if you have root go get xposed and install the mock mock locations plugin. Then you're solid. Been doing this on ingress for a while, haven't been caught yet.

>>694087842
pff faggot u stand no chance against my army of rattatas and raticates

>>694088000
root phone and download spoofer

>>694086053
I have Go and all it makes me want to do is train my mon in ORAS. That way if the normies decided to dabble in SM, I'll have a team that will thoroughly rape them

>>694088261

It's legal and cool

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You might be stronger than me. But damnit I'm trying.

>>694088307
g-god damn... I'll get back to training.

>>694088148
Not at all. People get robbed all the time here and I don't trust anybody. Just trying to scare the crackheads away.

>>694084045
You'll be fine if it's a no-gun zone. There are laws to protect you, anon :^)

>>694087397
Or put it in your pocket until it vibrates...

>>694088186
user error and occupational hazards

it absolutely does NOT require you to stare down at your screen while walking, and in fact, only complete aspies and social retards are going to be playing that way, and they're the people that'll have their nose in the phone or a book while walking *regardless,* just to avoid social contact.

if you really think that a VIDEO GAME needs to be banned because you believe the general public is too dumb for it, go vote for fucking shillary. that's right up her alley.

>>694088307
The age of youngster Joey has come...kneel mortals before his rattata

>>694088478
nice anon :^) thankfully I live in a heavily gun regulated state. I was almost worried for a moment

>>694086928
Some uber driver who was playing pokemon go to pass the time went to a church to get poke balls and witnessed a murder

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Get on my level.

>>694088261
Just to be safe you might want to invest in a reflective shirt so drivers can see you better. Otherwise it's perfectly legal.

>>694088261
Don't see how it'd be illegal.
Might be dangerous though.

>>694087842
You in east aruroa by chance?

>>694088721
How are your levels so damn high?

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

>>694088392
>>694088723
>>694088812

Thanks.

Does the walking against traffic rule apply? (left side of road) I don't want to jaywalk across 5 lanes when I first start out at dark.

>>694088261
don't walk on the fucking highway. where in texas do you live? i'll give you a ride for 30 bucks if you live close to me.

fuck is there seriously a way I can get it on my s4? help a nigga out someone please

>>694088472
>pellet pistol
You mine as well be carrying a .22 kek

>>694088930
dont forget about the p2win options.
if u living above a pokestore+spawnpoint helps a lot too. Some people gonna level up much faster than anybody else.

I just hope we will get a better battle system in the near future because tapping like crazy is no fun.

>>694089070
Make sure to bring a flash light.
No clue what rule you're talking about.
Just look both ways and dash when it's clear, if you're worried.

>>694088865
Nope

>>694088621
Source?

If someone put a lure at the park near me I would go right now

then again, I'm not a huge pussy

>>694084045
Bring a gun.

>>694089258
Fuck. Nearest pokestore is a long ass walk.

Why would anyone play this game???What type of self respecting Pokémon fan would actually spend their time and money on such a bastardized version of pokemon! You should all be ashamed... Unless you're all just casual mobile faggots who've never actually played Pokémon... But anyone who has ever played Pokémon should not support this monstrosity. There are 4 aspects that make up a Pokémon game: Hunting, Capturing, Grinding, and Battling, this game satisfies 1 of those categories. The capturing is merely a Pokémon Paper Toss game, the grinding is accomplished by paying real money, and the battling is done not with the classic Pokémon battles mechanic that requires actual skill and strategic, it gets replaced with tapping on your phone screen as fast as possible wins.... It's disgusting, whoever pays the most money wins... You fake gamer fans supporting this disgusting sellout by Nintendo releasing a half assed sorry excuse of a game after promising to never release a shitty half assed mobile game and sellout with micro-transactions. I urge you all to open your eyes and uninstall and rally together to send a message to Nintendo to not fuck us over with half assed games! There is no reason why this game shouldn't have the same classic Pokémon battle mechanic!

>>694089481
Great bait

>>694089261
As a ped you are required to walk on the side of the road head to head facing traffic. A bike rides in the direction of traffic.

>>694089481
Can't tell if autistic or troll. I'm leaning towards autistic.

>>694089481
It's hype right now, people will forget about it after 1-3 weeks.

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>>694087647
>apk

It might be glitched and show a green/blue screen after telling you to mind your surroundings but if you start tapping around the bottom left side of the screen and there will be a message saying "Are you sure?" Say no. After that start tapping [a bit above] the same general area then you'll get into the game.

http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/

>>694087367
I play the game on a fucking $40 phone from walmart and ur saying it doesnt work on your s4?

>>694089687
why not both

>>694085557
Trip balls stoned robert

>>694084345
Underrated

>>694089790
if you have some type of phone that was made within the last three years than sure.. the s4 is old news because the s7 is coming out next.. a lot of people are having this problem it seems and the only solution is loading possibly sketchy software. which I am now considering

>>694089246
It's just for looks. Crackheads don't carry guns because if they had one they already sold it for drugs. They won't fuck with you if they see a gun that looks remotely real.

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

>>694090300
Crack heads around here'll spot you being a poser at 100 paces and call you out in it. Fact.

>>694088261
Don't do it at night. Texas is full of drunks

>>694089140
>no transportation
>also happen to not have money

I'm getting mixed signals on the internet, but I guess this applies to everything but a Freeway.

Texas law from .us website
(b) If a sidewalk is not provided, a pedestrian walking along and on a highway shall if possible walk on:
(1) the left side of the roadway; or
(2) the shoulder of the highway facing oncoming traffic.

>>694091013
This is part of why I'm nervous and asking about it.

So legal but not safe.

>rip me
-anon

>>694090881
Well your around here is not the same as my around here. People are stupid as fuck in my town.

>>694084045
Where are you?

>>694091376
I'm asking this cause some of my friends in the st. Louis area have been getting robbed at times like this.

>>694091309
That's fair, but I'd still assume a crack head, hell, most people in that walk of life, can read you better than a fucking detective. They'll know if you're posing or you'd really shoot just by the way you walk or the way you wear your hair or what types of tattoos you have.

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>>694084045
kek
remembered someone died similar game
>see you in hell OP

www.stltoday.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/robbers-use-popular-pokemon-go-game-to-lure-in-victims/article_ca161f27-37b7-57bb-bfa6-a30b0563e3f0.html

>>694086191
And you're so unique hating it

Anyone know how fast you have to be going for the eggs to stop working?

>>694085557
Tripped balls stoned robert

>>694086191
why

>>694088261
walked -7 miles yesterday downtown and i'm a fat fuck. how can you not walk that far?

>>694088721
>yellow team
Scum

>>694089481
yeah u are right. I felt disappointment when after an hour of play but I the capturing aspect of the game is nearly perfect. I run around the city like a retard chasing imaginary monsters while I have insane ammount of fun. Im sure my city will be boring as fuck in a few days and I spend 95% of my time here.

The battle system is so bad I want to stop playing this game but I continue to play in the hopes of future updates. Maybe we will see a classic pokemon style of battles and pvp in a few months and that will be insanely fun.

The training part is meh. It could be much better but its not a complete turn off.

Now excuse me but there is a cubone around here.

>>694085557
Trip balls stoned Robert

>>694093180
>not knowing yellow team is /b/'s official pokemon go team

>>694088261
>>694093167
nvm im obviously dumb too, i get what you're asking.

fuck em. just walk with traffic and stay alert at all times.

>>694084045
Go for it. Fingers crossed you get killed and no longer able to post this shit.

>>694093180
picking any team other than zapdos.

kill your self.

>>694089481
Nice copypasta

>>694086053
You're so cool, man. God, I hate people like you. I imagine that no one likes you in real life either. You don't want to engage in something that you like just because everyone else likes it. Douchebag.

>>694093275
wow I dont wanna be yellow anymore

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Some questions for wiser players:

1) I want to power up a pokemon. I need stardust and candy. In order to consume less resources, is it better to do it in a earlier stage or when the pokemon has already reached the final form? Is there any difference?

2) How come that to take one gym I have always to fight it twice? The second time has a pokemon less defending it

3) I am blue. All the gym in my city has been conquered by the same 4-5 guys that are blue as well, and there is never a spot to join the gym. Basically I have to go another town to find a gym of a different color and try to take it. Any solution?

Who decides where these pokestops will be?

>>694093674
1) I would also like to know this. it almost seems to me like it doesn't matter. I think that a pokemons CP bar stays in the same position no matter what form he is in. However, the CP increases if you evolve. Also, the bar becomes bigger and let's you power up more when you level up. I haven't conformed this thougn.

2) This is because you are lowering the presitige. As the prestige goes down, the gym loses pokemon spots. When prestige is all the way down, the gym is empty.

3) At the gyms with 4 pokemon, you could train there and increase the prestige, then put your pokemon in the gym

>>694093275
faggot

>>694094249
5 also, I don't think you can have more than 6 slots but yeah

>>694093574
>>694093574

this game looks so boring, the way people go on about it they make it out to be like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj2iQyBTQs

Trying to spoof gps just seems to break my gps

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

Did u not watch stinky Samuel's video? You're gon get raped make sure to stay strapped
>>694084045

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

>>694085557
trip balls stoned robert

>>694091939

Pretty sure quite a few people died playing Ingress and it's only a matter of time until it starts happening with GO.

>>694088261

If you have shoes with good cushioning or support, wear those. That's a lot of time on your feet if you're not used to it.

>>694084361
>>694088621
>>694089317
False. The YouTuber/uber driver was from Beaumont TX. I'm from the area, and that would be all over the news nonstop. I mean, today there was a story of an old lady getting purse jacked even. Beaumont police just said they will charge people with making a false report if they say they saw a murder on his stream