am i too ugly to get a gf? please be honest i just need to know
>>694083041
Finally shaved, you look nice /b/ro
probably
>>694083041
If you stopped looking like the human embodiment of fucking grumpy cat, you may have a chance.
nope, if you're having trouble getting a gf it's probably the autism instead
Yo your not ugly at all you hairy Voldemort lookin ass mother fucking country boy. Yo go eat some curry and then eat an Indian bitch and tell me the difference because that's the difference between you and my asshole before I shave
>>694083041
nah, I have seen guys that look more dopey than you with girlfriends. Don't shoot for the stars or anything but you're not a unfuckable
>>694083041
Not too ugly anon, just stop looking so fucking miserable.
people react to you based on how you hold yourself. I know saying "be confident" is so cliche and beaten to death, but it is because it holds merit.
do something that makes you actually feel good about yourself. not beatin your dick. not playing vidja. take yourself out and put a smile on. you can't meat anyone if you don't leave your comfort zone. i learned that shit the hard way.
you've got good building blocks. use em.
>>694083041
Try to look into the camera, not down.
Also, even if it isn't a full on grinning teeth smile, try to smile.
The vibe your expression puts off is stay away from me, which obviously women see and do.
Try it, see if it helps a little.
kill yourself
NOT UNFUCKABLE… this kid looks like Steve from American dad when Rodger puts his mouth over his face. That's actually too nice. He looks like a combination of the Jewish and fat kid from American dad
>>694083844
this anon knows. if you look off putting, girls react to it.
No one is too ugly to get a GF. What you need is lots and lots of money.
too FAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>694083041
nah you look fine but you could lift breh
you look like a depressed normie that can get normie pussy.
You are normal but you looks like autism so that's should be a problem. Smile bro!
>>694083041
not bad at all dude why havent u gotten one yet
your too fat to join this comfy theater
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3S3eK0B_LU
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>>694085523
https://bwatchescancer.andchill.tv/
>>694083374
wtf he's not even hairy in this one
if i'm not too ugly, why can't i even get a girl to hug me?
Lose weight and stop being sad and you'd be a 6-7
>>694083041
You know how I found my wife OP? I stopped looking. Get your shit together. Get some personal respect. Get a sense of humor and come back to us.
>>694083041
Girls arent attracted as much to looks as they are to mannerism.
Put your fucking head up, put your shoulders back. Stop that retard pout. Stand up straight and confident. makes massive difference.
>>694083041
Not really, but the face your making makes it look like it.
>>694083041
Smile you sour fuck
>>694083041
Not too ugly to get a gf but probably currently too ugly to get a hot girlfriend
>>694083041
I want to know too
Am i so ugly?
Looking good man. Just remember to keep your chin up, and keep confident. Keep good hygiene and work on your self confidence, you're golden.
>>694083041
here are secrets to getting a wife.
1)self confidence.
2)self respect (hygiene)
3)dont be asshole.
>>694089329
can't see shit
>>694089329
Are you a dog?
>>694083041
how about you smile a little OP then post a pic of yourself
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>>694089245
saved, gj anon
>>694089469
that's the reason im so ugly
>>694083041
I've seen your future, this is you.
Due to never being able to get a gf, you turn to alcohol and drugs and ended up sucking peeners for rocks.
You dont look that bad /b/ro. Just shave, maybe get a haircut, groom daily, and dont be a fuck and you'll find i good girl.
>>694089489
yes, im the dog, don't put attention to the human behind
>>694085583
youre dope af
:(
>>694083196
This, m8. If that's your neutral face, try being more self-conscious of it. Practice a new neutral face in the mirror and try to catch yourself when you're not using it.
>>694088552
You're probably trying desperately to get a girl to hug you as if it's something you have to prove to yourself..
"a girl would totally hug me"
Just let it happen naturally and doing go extending your arms out asking for a hug like a faggot
>>694089329
Dogs are ugly by default, stupid dog.
>>694089875
Don't go*
You have to not want it to get it. It's been too long though for you, you can't not want it so your never gonna get it never gonna get it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpugp6DIb3I
As usual, just like every other fagot who can't get a girlfriend, you don't understand what triggers attraction within women.
Protip: IT ISN'T YOUR FUCKING APPEARANCE
>>694083931
>refrencing cartoon
>trying to roast
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>>694089706
quality dropped off substantially
>>694090034
back on track, 10/10
requesting JUST brendan frasier face pls
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>>694089696
Show picture of yourself and I'll rate you. In the meantime rate me. Be brutally honest
>>694090263
grumpy cat, and the just fuck my shit up haircut guy and you're literally a god
Just showered and shaved, and smiled since apparently it's better than my usual indifferent face.
Now roast me
>>694090481
Faggot/10 would suck your penis
>>694090385
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>>694090385
>>694090481
should suck each other's dicks
>>694090263
how'd you tilt the image to face that way?
>>694090481
Ya see ya look fine.
Go and get all dem bitchez
>>694090650
1337
>>694090481
You look good anon
>>694090713
you're a fucking wizard
>>694083041
You are fine OK.
If you are lacking confidence you can work on it.
When you can answer your own question honestly, you will have no troubles.
>>694083751
I really like how you said "meat" that shits funny
>>694090385
You are literally Jesse pink man
Rate me and my gf
>>694090908
goals
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>>694090718
Thanks /b/ros, wasn't lacking confidence but that definitely didn't hurt.
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>>694090544
Dunno what y'all mean but thanks nonetheless
>>694090908
10/10 would cream team
Simplest and most honest answer:
No. You look all right. The reason why you aren't able to get a gf is because you lack confidence. Your need to ask this question is an obvious demonstration of the lack of confidence. Build it up. It's a slow process so don't rush it. It might be a few weeks it might be a year. You can do it. I did it.
Better than this fuckboy
>>694091169
Hahah you were in my thread last night bro?
You look like mcully caulkin except gay and your shits all fucked up.
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>>694090908
Is this actually the guy who got raped or just a repost of the picture
>>694091320
Yes kek
>>694091374
Oh it's me
>>694091462
You are a legend. That's one of my all time favorites from this site
>>694090481
This you as nigger faggot instead of only just faggot.
>>694091575
I shaved my goatee. I would like to do a follow up thread.
>>694091693
You should run the thread again lol. Do you have the stories saved anywhere on your computer for copy/paste
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>>694091792
Somebody posted them on Reddit and got 4K up votes lmfao
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>>694091588
my sides, you guys are the literal best, post moar
>>694091813
Lmao my face on Gucci Guwop the eternal savior I appreciate this
>>694091792
Oh and I ran the thread from my phone lmfao I have plenty more stories just based off of memory this shit has been going on for a year
>>694092001
Oh man dude if you're up for it I'm sure 4chan would love it. Except for the one and only guy who got mad and said it wasn't funny. Everyone except him
>>694090103
underrated.
In order to properly seduce a woman, one first has to know what triggers attraction within her.
If you're focusing on your appearance you're doing it wrong.
If you want to get a girl, go make 5 male friends who you can beat up. Find 5 males who are weaker than you are physically and/or mentally. Then make them help you throw a party.
>every group of males has an alpha male, even magic the gathering players.
>>694091693
beep boop
Too ugly to get a really hot girlfriend, but okay enough to get some ugly bitch. Just don't go out of your league.
Go away already you imbecile. We had enough of your shitty attention seeking thread. You and the Mustang Cobra guy are the highlights of this summer.
>>694092375
>every group of males has an alpha male, even magic the gathering players.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS GOLD
>>694092395
Post your photoshops in his thread lol
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>>694083041
just work on your self steem.. worst looking people have been able to get fine looking señoritas to fuck all day/night long.. so stop being a pussy...just man up.
>>694090908
Your gf is beautiful and so are you
Symetrical face; you will get a gf
>>694090103
k. I'll bite. If my appearance isn't an attraction trigger, what is?
>>694093048
All women have 5 universal attraction triggers. In no particular order, they are:
1. He is the leader of men
2. He is a successful risk taker
3. He has a willingness to emote (laughs, doesn't speak in a monotone voice)
4. He is a protector of loved ones
5. He is preselected by other women.
You could look like Brad Pitt from the movie fight club, but if you aren't demonstrating to women that you have at least one of the above five traits, you aren't getting laid.
Just like OP I am also a beta faggot.
Is there any hope for me?
>>694090908
how big is her penis? is it feminine?
>>694093048
Nothing, because you are retarded and repulsive. That's why you are a lonely faggot begging for attention on /b/. If you ever make any kind of social media we will make sure all of your new friends find about your whining history. You are a joke, and will stay one.
>>694083041
You look like an NPC from TES IV: Oblivion
>>694093378
Wasn't Op. You literally replied to my first post in this thread.
>>694083041
You could probably get one if you really, really dumpster dive.
>>694093146
Pick Up Artists please go.
>>694083041
nobody's too ugly.
>>694093488
how original faggot
>>694093947
>nobody's too ugly.
in other words, yes
>>694083041
probably bait, but if someone really asks himself op question, then answer is no, you are not. i am obese and ugly as fuck, still have beautiful girlfriend. everything is possible, just dont give up
>>694095191
What if we've already given up and where just enjoying the downward spiral that follows?
Im not gonna bother coming here anymore
>>694095845
see ya tomorrow.
>>694096351
You look like a fat, depressed version of the dude from always sunny in Philadelphia
>>694083041
You'd look decent if you actually smiled. Put on something nice like a suit, clean up your hair. Good luck fag. Thought you killed yourself already.
>>694083041
Didnt you die?
>>694097150
not to crush your hopes but look at the filename. he might actually be dead
>>694097249
tthenn......who uploaded this?
is this bait...or pasta?
>>694083041
im ugly af and i got (had) one
im sure you can too buddy
>>694097667
someone who downloaded it from 4chan
>>694097757
has a 4chan filename
>>694097836
>lurrrk af
good eyes anon
>>694083041
Hey buddy, follow these steps:
1-join gym, lift and eat right
2-few months later get a haircut
3-if hairy start laser hair removal treatment
4-final stage, about a year in: go out , socialize , shit will happem by itslf
Source: me, and im butt ugly, but chicks dig fit body , less hairy , and kinda confident dude but not douche. Face is not part of thr equation. Thats the best part. Also money helps too.
>>694083041
no to be honest id date you based on looks
You look like a child but in ten years you will most likely look like the kind of beastman that's accepted by the female sex
That frown. That frown is how I know this is a bait thread.
You would have to be extremely fucking stupid to believe women find a facial expression like that attractive. So if you really wanted an assessment of your appearance, you would present to us a picture that shows us what you look like when you approach women.
If this wasn't a bait thread, you'd be smiling in your Op. You can't fool me, Op.
I'm too smart for you.
seriously... i think ops is dead... he posted a suicide threat...people rekt him. check file names as anon stated. this is bait.
>>694083041
I've seen like 2 threads of you crying and saying you were going to kill yourself tonight and that's faggy as fuck but I still think you need a dash of reality and the truth is no, you're not in any way too fat or ugly to get a gf. You are completely average looking, your looks have nothing to do with your failure to acquire a relationship.
>>694100116
>you might /b/ right
Hey guise rate me
kys
