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Poorly describe vidya games continued
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Religious aliens don't like us.
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Kappa obesses over bimbo girlfriend
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>be movie stars n shit
>save america
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>>694082141
Halo
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>am mammal
>collect invisible paintings in Shitposter country
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gang warfare on skates
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>guns
>guns and ammo everywhere
(Tip:Not an FPS)
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>>694083145
Good dream cast game I am having trouble remembering the name of
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>>694083315
Jet Set Radio/Jet Grind Radio
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>>694083145
Jet set radio?
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>>694082367
Broforce
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>>694083247
enter the gungeon
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>>694083445
yup
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>>694083517
correct
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We try to blow eachother up, with anything that fits in a shipping crate, and we got this shit backstory graphic novel too.

NOTHING COMES WITH A SHIT BACKSTORY GRAPHIC NOVEL!
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>>694083486
Correct
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You are trying to paint something, but you are drunk and your stupid house won't stop moving shit around and generally falling apart.
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>theoretical degree in physics
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Psychic cannibal antagonist
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>>694083591
Overwatch
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Attempt to survive the zombie apocalypse from your home with the help of your literally insane neighbor.
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>>694081850
All live in a shitty house, fuck it's cold.
Someone needs to find shit, while someone makes a bed out of the cupboard.
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Six sided epileptic fever dream.
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Fuck this shit game, I quit
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>>694083906
plants vs zombies
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>>694084041
minecraft
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>>694083971
super hexagon
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>cripples everywhere
>not actually a video game
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A little girl is my friend but no pedo, watch out for the plant monsters.
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>>694083754
Half Life?
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>>694083247
Enter the gungeon
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cute platformer turns edgy really quick
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>edgy kid
>gorilla
>british time-traveller
>big ass
>birdie
>R34 girl
>egyptian soldier from tf2
>japanese robot man
>japanese hunter
>"OMG!GG!LOL!" XDDDDDDDD(kill me)
>joker but goes boom
>nigger
>another nigger
>annoying ice bitch
>mr cowboy man
>Warhammer 40k
>fat bastard
>CoD
>nobody gives a fuck about this bitch
>dworf
>cyka blyat
>peace and shit
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>>694083754
New Vegas
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>>694083940
This war of mine aka depressing resource management
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Rain Dodging Simulator (Now with cute anime girls!)
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>>694084320
Damn, nice one.
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>>694084344
Last of us
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My legs hurt when I'm done. Not DDR.
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>>694084401
Spot on anon.
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>>694084499
Nice
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>>694084390
super monday night combat
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>>694084355
No
>>694084392
Yes
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>>694084557
But aren't they fungi
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>>694084582
nigga are you retarded?
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>>694084174
Yeah, alright time for some info shit
> Be a cat burglar
> Become trapped in a house
> Discover several others are trapped with you
> Skeletons in a secret room
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>>694083771
outlast?
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take guns apart
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>>694084651
Negative. Good game though.
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Opponent wins on the first turn, I never got to play, greedy cauldron is banned for a reason.
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>>694081850

old world new world degenerates
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>>694081850
grandpa is very mad
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>>694084641
...7 days a stranger?
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>>694084708
Get exodia'd smol son
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>>694084641
Indy shit* my phone works against me.
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>>694081850
ur a skeleton
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>>694081850
PTSD
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>>694084630
>describe poorly
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>>694084775
or whatever its called
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you die but don't really die and go kill the killman
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>>694084775
You got it, but it's 5 days of strange.
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>>694084708
Yugioh... The play to win card game.
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>>694084637
team fortress 2?
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>>694081850
>have nothing except some things
>go search for things
>watchout for death
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>>avoid enemies
>>take their shit
>>some god comes out
>>datboii.jpeg
>>some cult helps you beat him
>>profit
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>>694084041
Ninja Gaiden

And then I go back to it within hours, every time
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>>694084708
Yugioh.
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Hipster time traveler
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>>694084041
league of legends
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>>694084841
Grim Fandango?
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make friends with everything

or not
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>>694081850

>launch game
>input parents credit card number
>play slots
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>>694085011
yah
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Nerf player
Buff npc

Hint mmo
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>>694084390
Overwatch
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>>694084390
starcraft?
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>>694085020
undertale
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>>694084841
I am dead. Where are my keys?
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Walking around, this seems so real.
My legs actually hurt, oh shit that guys doing it too.
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>not-Germans want clay
>blow up stonehenge
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>>694084915
>the game is called insurgensy
>play as terrorists or sexurity forces
>realistic weapons
>kill terrorists
>stop security forces
>blow up cashes
>customise guns
>lag the fuck out

any guesses?
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>>694084505
Pokemon go
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First one was good, second was bad, third degenerated into "oh god why", and I refuse to talk about the fourth "game". Also badass is overused.
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>>694084873
Fallout: New Vegas
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>>694085033
Kill your self
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>>694085086
pokemon go
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>>694084841
thank mr. skeltal
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>>694085162
Yup
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sitting at a table with other degenerates who hate life, pretending to be something you're not.
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abused naked child simulator
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>Directions
>Arrows
>you suck at it
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>>694085232
Any tabletop game
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>>694085264
ddr
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instead of going to prison for hacking, you get a free trip to a space station
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>>694085149

I like the way you spell wo rds.
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>>694085309
system shock
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>>694085086
Also pokemon go
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>>694082831
Mickey's Epic Bullshit?
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>>694085258
Shower with your dad simulator?
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>>694085299
2ez
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>>694085285
10/10 you got it
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>>694085309
System Shock
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>>694085351
Think a gen earlier
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>protagonist lives in mothers basement
>makes vidya games
> 3 hrs later
>now a CEO of amulti billion dollar company
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kill albinos and find dad
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>>694085359
nope.
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When in doubt, add more struts.
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>take the southern route
>legless nigger wants morphine
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>>694085443
Game Dev Tycoon
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>>694085443
game dev sim
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>>694085450
Real life
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You meet friends in a plain world
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>>694085493
new vegas
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>>694081850
You start on a space ship. Aliens show up. You can choose to save either your brother or your girlfriend.
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>>694085490
KSP
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>>694085490
Poly bridge (or some other variant of bridge building sim.)
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>>694085493
fallout nv
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>>694085443
Video Game Tycoon
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Lightning grapple hook
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>>694085518
way off
but funny
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>>694085552
Advent rising
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>>694085121
Pathetic cancer game created to get fat faggots off their Wii U and to get outside.
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furry with a sword
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>>694085490
SCGO
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>something about sand
>some cheeky darky hunts you everywhere
>there's another person following you
>lots of fucking puzzles
>why the fuck did you have to open the jar
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>mute protagonist save world by collecting shapes from an evil ginger nigger
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>>694085672
Yep. Could have been a cool series I think.
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>>694085546
>>694085595
You're goddamn right
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liquid butter
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.pleh ruoy sdeen tnemelttes rehtonA
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>Gotta get around this track quickly
>Fuck, I'm 3 seconds slow
>Tune
>5 seconds slower now
>must be the car
>buy new car
>repeat
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>>694084604

FAN-TASTIC
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>>694085777
Oh shit I was just memeing. Same feel tho
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jumpscares and bullshit lore
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Find sticks. Find rocks. Find plants. Make raised shelter to protect from land sharks, spend rest of day chasing crabs to cook on pointy stick for energy to paddle to shipwreck to find morphine for broken arm. Because it's always broken.
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>>694085860
fnaf
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>>694085258
Binding of Isaac
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>>694085901
Dayz
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2/3 of game is fun
go carts for some reason
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Worst pc port in recent memory
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>>694084244
>>694084915
>>694085010
Damnit, gaiden was possibly a better answer, but it's dark souls. I cannot git gud no matter how much I try
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>>694085987
Arma
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>>694085688
I cant remember the name only that its been in development for all of eternity
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Friendship destroying simulator
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>>694086029
dark souls
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>>694086029
Mortal combat X?
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>bad shit happen to city
>actually terrorist with bomb too?!
>take chef hat and let man fall to death
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>>694085688
Dust
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>>694085565
Rite
>>694085692
Wrong, but could still aply
>>694085626
Wat
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>protagonist is stupid as fuck and crashes
>enslaves entire alien race to rebuild ship
>FIN
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>>694085732
LoZ:OoT
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>>694086079
DotA 2
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>>694083758
Touhou
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>>694086141
Pikmin
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>>694086141
Pikmin
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Throw benches at people with wasp eggs in their head, then take pictures.
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>>694085966
Close-ish, but sunnier.
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>>694086079
Any fucking Mario party game ever
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Shoot trash at monsters for fun
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don't speak russian
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>>694084452
also touhou
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>>694086222
Mw2
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>>694086029
Nothing is worse than Final Fantasy VI.
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>>694086159
>>694086193
>>694086174
>>694086151
>>694086257

ya got me, 10/10
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>>694086079
Warioware
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>>694085901
Stranded deep
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>>694086295
More recent current gen
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>>694086079
ssb
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>>694086134
Can't click the fucking numbers..
Ksp the right answer still.
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>>694083591
Tf2
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>>694086325
Ding ding! Winner!
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you can make a pig farm, zombie farm or human farm
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>>694086029
Arkham Knight?
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>>694086266
Correct
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>>694083727
Layers of fear?
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Remake of the third only in a shit tier country
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>bots were pretty good
>play 5 out of 45 minigames
no one has guessed this yet in 3 threads
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edgy puzzle game on cruise liner
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>Some bitch murdered my family
>Find her
>Kill her
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>>694086410
Minecraft.
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>paint shapes with strings
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>>694086412
Noice yee got it
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pikmin bruh
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>>694086060
I had a feeling you meant Dark Souls but refused to comply

Also NG is war harder on high difficulty settings
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>>694086205
deadrising
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>in future
>viruses everywhere
>fucking bullshit shakeys
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>>694086467
Mario Party?
>>
>>694086454
Metal gear solid 5 the phantom pain?
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>>694086545
Deus ex?
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chillin on a train looking for treasure
oh shit nigger train blew up
hijinks ensue
kill a giant monster
letitrain.gif
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>>694086545
deus ex hr
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>>694086467
Sonic shuffle
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>can explore entire univers
>end up blowing up earth
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>Be a fat piece of shit but feel like a rockstar
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>>694086620
borderlands 2
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>be merc
>kill guy
>want to bang
>kill a few more guys
>asshole jacks your kill
>kill more
>win
>bang
>life is good
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horse rider breaks laws
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>>694086666
QUADS
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>>694086666
Checked
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>>694086541
way harder*
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>>694084906
Thief: the Dark Project
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>>694086543
Yes
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>>694086606
Nope
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>>694086669

dat 666
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>>694086620
borderlands
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2 dimensional. Cool music. Ball gets faster and faster.
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>>694086700
Red Dead Redemption
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only way out kill your classmates
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>>694086700
Red dead Redemption.
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>is yellow
>bad at skateboarding
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war being fought by murica, nazis, and scientologists in spandex
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>pissed off aliens
>severely underequipped
>attacks fail 80% of the time
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>>694086834
Columbine high school?
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killing people for 'love's' sake
>>
Astronauts ride a fuckin' asteroid through space
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Run errands for lots of people to find traitorous girlfriend who shot me.
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Space ants
Koala bear tribes
Blue haired girl
Dog with gun
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>>694086912
Xcom: terror from the deep
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>>694084382
binding of isaac?
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>it was me all along
>features one of the few nignogs in franchise history
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More then 6 games of the series and still the same gameplay + a shitty publisher
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>>694086572
>>694086648
negative
>>
>See hot girl unit
>Wololooooohhh
>She's mine now fam, nothing personel ;)
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get sent out to patrol city with squad
get into some deep shit
go insane from constant murder
mfw you killed nearly an entire fucking city
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>>694086987
correct
>>
No Sandy Hook....
JK
its jappy
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