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>>694077254
Yes this is me, OP.
I was just about to make a thread. Thanks, Nibi.
What should I watch and/or listen to?
>>694077367
no, it is me, ye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNWMJ58aFBw
>>694077536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZwoBLofCxc
you should listen to high quality rips
>>694077587
How are you?
>>694077553
Indeed, it is I.
>>694077712
hangin out with buds
ogay
>>694077766
Ah cool.
>>694077712
Eddie noooo
Yiff my tail hole puppy
>>694077536
Aquabats.
>>694077863
how're you
whoever replies to me with dubs decides what i spend 20 e dollars on, i will post proof
>>694077884
>ska music
Or I could just throw up into my own mouth over and over for an hour.
>>694077923
Okay. Leaving tomorrow night.
Have 2 huge boxes full of shit I have to haul back.
>>694078019
Spend nothing, snuggle me.
>>694078123
retro games? what's the haul
>>694078019
10 rounds of 7.5x55mm Swiss GP11 ammunition.
>>694078136
I thought you had arcane power to conjure up dubs what happened to that huh?
>>694078055
so rude.
What about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beXaKMfwBXM
>>694078168
His balls are going to explode.
>>694078183
3 NES Systems, 1 SNES complete, 1 N64 with 4 controllers, 1 Sega Genesis 3 complete, 1 Sega 3 bare, broken Sega CD model one, and a load of other stuff.
>>694078368
this isn't some wild west b thread nigger no infinite re rolls
Really I just want to listen to people having idle conversation about nothing in particular.
>>694078288
I feel terrible, I am not attuned correctly.
>>694078019
Punch club on steam
>>694078438
>wild west b thread
Kek
![[FUNiGuys] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 02 [720p].mkv - 00000.png](https://i.imgur.com/RvV8rlk.png "[FUNiGuys] Tegami Bachi REVERSE - 02 [720p].mkv - 00000")
>>694078478
you're about to be attuned by these dubs
>>694078467
Hello Internet is pretty good.
>>694078420
heck dude, is there much that needs repair?
>>694078019
dildo on amazon
>>694078959
I don't like ska.
>>694078991
The NES units of course and the Sega CD. All of it works.
>>694078870
nice dubs
>>694079005
my heart stopped I thought you almost got trips haha
>>694078870
I see NO dubs!
>>694079140
what an enormous halloween treat
>>694079140
How much did it cost?
>>694079209
I was like oh shit but sadly just 5 off
>>694079127
Its a podcast you dip.
The two dudes talking kind.
>>694079540
Link?
>>694079252
Yeah. Too bad I have to leave tomorrow.
The only reasonable people that I met and dealt with here are an old man and a kid. All others are assholes and charge far too much.
>>694079433
How much did what cost? All of it? I spent pretty close to my limit here, $350.
you guys are dissapointing i want to buy something
>>694079619
i'm sorry if it's been a pain for you. i hope the end result was worth the pain. are you looking to flip the gear or hold onto it?
>>694079649
Buy a knife an kill yourself.
>>694079597
>googles hello internet
http://www.hellointernet.fm/
>>694079649
Buy a hammer.
new rule no stupid shit im not gonna pay to have a fucking hammer shipped to me
>>694079649
buy a pet snek
>>694079709
It's mostly all for flipping.
I bought a few things for myself like the Sega CD.
that's a really good rule honestly
>>694079810
You'll buy a knife then?
>>694079619
That's not too bad
I have two old sega genesis consoles at my folks house, and a SNES. I should probably get around to selling those at some point.
>>694079649
Buy yourself a social life so you no longer need to come here
>>694079853
i've been into pinball machines lately, because my bf owns Pinbot on nes. watched some tournaments, watched some repair videos.
>>694079882
you fucked your roll up nigger eat a dick
>>694079810
Buy a pneumatic hammer.
>>694079728
Goodmorning, 'sup?
>>694079926
I wasn't trying to roll for anything.
>>694079933
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
>>694079915
I have a very social day today so I think I'm goodo n that you should maybe consider that yourself though
>>694079933
I said no rerolls :^)
>>694079966
Wanting desperately to listen to people talking about nothing important but the thing what's his name linked looks awful.
>>694079922
Ah nice. Sadly I don't have many pinball games.
>>694079915
Why not if you're not using it? If it's a later model of the SNES you might be able to get some more money for it. Only way you can tell from the outside is the serial number
ask keenan for weird adult swim videos
>>694080117
That wasn't a reroll, it was an entirely different roll. A hammer and a pneumatic hammer are different things.
HE'S NOT RESPONDING TO ME ON DISCORD THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF HELL!
>>694080141
Yeah, I wish I knew wtf you guys are talking about in here
>>694080211
Alright find me a pneumatic hammer under 20 including shipping :D
>>694079649
Buy a cool knife to stab dash with
>>694080189
they are complicated machines, split evenly between modern computing and early computing
>>694080306
I'm okay with this.
>>694080348
Oh? Nice. My uncle use to own a 1960s pinball machine. All mechanical.
>>694079996
>WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!
People at the casino say this all the fucking time and it makes me want to stick my head in sulfuric acid.
>>694080117
I don't need a social life, I have cats.
>>694080189
Probably not a later model - it was second hand in the first place. I never had a 'recent' console until around the Playstation 2.
>>694080494
that's rad. we found one for sale here for 3300$ which is way out of our price range, but it's neat to think about
>>694080141
>looks
you're supposed to listen to podcasts.
>>694080306
>flat end
>going straight through
oh man
how would a knife with a flat end designed to stab people be practical
>>694080526
Why are you speaking to me?
>>694080659
I look with my eyes, not my ears.
>>694080526
I more or less meant the board revision inside.
One version is worth about $20-30 more.
>>694080625
That's unfortunate. And I don't know what happened to the machine after my uncle died.
>>694080730
He is really strong, he could stab people with a balloon if need be.
>>694080780
oh no. i hope it was not lost.
>>694080935
Most likely sold.
It was in pretty good condition
>>694080902
Now that would look really interesting
>>694080902
I'm asking of the knife though
plus, stabbing someone with a balloon is impossible good day to you
>>694080997
dag. what a loss.
>>694080304
https://www.amazon.com/gp/huc/view.html?ie=UTF8&newItems=CLXU65P9KCAXJ%2C1
>>694080769
Because I felt like it.
>>694080780
Oh, nice. I'll have to check that out next time I am over there.
Guess I should have linked this one, but whatever.
https://www.amazon.com/Powermate-024-0272PM-Pneumatic-Air-Hammer/dp/B00DGYX89W/ref=sr_1_93?ie=UTF8&qid=1468220698&sr=8-93&keywords=pneumatic+hammer
>>694081067
Ah well.
Dave and busters is amazing.
>>694081122
If it starts with UN31 then you most likely have that revision.
>>694081055
Maybe he's really enormously fucking strong that he just can.
As for the type of knife, it looks like a type of cleaver and not a knife at all.
There is also this one.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/REFURBISHED-CRAFTSMAN-PNEUMATIC-AIR-HAMMER-Model-875-191192-/131846924049?hash=item1eb2b06711:g:Gr4AAOSwiYFXKlpa
>>694081074
it literally leads to an empty cart
>>694081177
more than 20 including shipping :)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Craftsman-Impact-Air-Hammer-Model-875-191192-Pneumatic-Tool-/222178835554?hash=item33bae3fc62:g:dF0AAOSwcdBWSl4e
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Central-Pneumatic-Air-Hammer-Model-/331810605875?hash=item4d41740b33:g:RzAAAOSw~OVWykev
This is terrible, fool. Stop.
>>694081460
shipping is 19.99 plus the price of the hammer plus theres no buyouts nice try FUCK OFFF IM NOT BUYING A PNEUMATIC HAMMER
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Central-Pneumatic-Air-Hammer-Item-47868-Air-Inlet-1-4-18-NPT-Female-/172266734272?hash=item281be5c2c0:g:Ie0AAOSwzJ5Xfp1z&item=172266734272&vxp=mtr
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CENTRAL-PNEUMATIC-AIR-HAMMER-/191795788415?hash=item2ca7eb7a7f:g:lTYAAOSw8-tWWe0Q
IM NOT BUYING A FUCKING PNEUMATIC HAMMER YOU DUMB CUCK WHY WOULD I EVER NEED THAT SHIT
http://www.ebay.com/itm/CENTRAL-PNEUMATIC-AIR-HAMMER-/191795788814?hash=item2ca7eb7c0e:g:Zl8AAOSwp5JWWe4j
>>694081755
I rolled doubles, are you a man of your word or are you some sort of nigger jew?
>>694081920
I constitute rerolls as the SAME PERSON rolling again plus a pneumatic hammer is A FUCKING HAMMER SO THATS ALSO A REROLL
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Central-Pneumatic-Air-Hammer-/391418094271?hash=item5b225622bf:g:Ko0AAOSwuAVWzw1X
So this is what goes on when you're not talking to me, fool. Well you seem busy so I'll talk to you later
>>694082015
A pneumatic hammer and a hammer are different things entirely. You're a nigger jew if you don't get one.
>>694082094
I'm not busy. Also, you never responded to me earlier.
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Chicago-Pneumatic-121010-VALVE-DISC-MP-1010-F-MP-1020-F-Air-Hammer-/370920726260?hash=item565c991ef4:g:8eAAAOSwPc9Wzcbb
>>694082185
I'm pretty sure I did >>694080290
>>694082120
the day I waste my money on a fucking PNEUMATIC HAMMER is the day I buy and pay for shipping of a regular hammer eat a dick you cuck that also breaks the rule i established earlier which calls for no stupid shit
>>694078019
nuclear throne on steam
>>694080290
Oh. Well shit. We're talking about nothing.
>>694082293
It's not stupid. Pneumatic hammers serve plenty of purposes.
>>694082395
I actually might get this
>>694082422
suck a dick im filtering out pneumatic hammers how do i do it
>>694082422
Well if I knew anything about pneutomatic hammers then I would gladly join in on the link spamming
>>694082514
You get a gun and you shoot yourself in the face with it, you nigger jew.
>>694082596
I know only how to use a pneumatic hammer.
>>694082690
the fuck is a pnuematic hammer?
>>694077536
Wow what a pretentious faggot using Peter Lorre gifs as your avatar.
I bet you vape.
>>694082690
Well it sure seems a hell of a lot easier. Idea: Attach a knife to it and you got yourself a deadly freaking weapon lol
>>694082928
my fucking hero
>>694082928
No, I smoke real cigarettes.
>>694082919
It's an air powered tool.
>>694082942
Yeah, essentially.
>>694082919
imagine a hammer, except it's like a drill. a drill for nails.
All of you need to go to sleep
why not just use a hammer? it seems like a waste of money
>>694083156
Not me I just woke up, and it's morning
>>694083156
Your face needs sleep
>>694083271
My face needs kisses
>>694083053
Maybe attach a sponge finger to it so I can shoo away my brother while he occupies MY TV like he owns everything
>>694083156
>Implying the dead can sleep
>>694083551
maybe just stop being a pussy and slug the little cunt
>>694083551
David and I are talking in the chaos server if you want to join.
>>694083714
sure send me a link
>>694083714
K, I'll do my best to stay relevant to the subject
>>694083851
https://discord.gg/2WJ4C
>>694084024
lasted 20 seconds jesus christ that server was depressing as fuck
https://discord.gg/s6hJf
come here if u love furries
>>694084791
I hecking hate furries
Also you should a fancy rat
They make great pets
>>694078019
Bunch of cheese from the local supermarket
>>694086366
>e moneyz im not using paypal to pay for cheese irl
>>694086616
Do it anyway
>>694086741
does string cheese count
Bryz, all these suggestions, what were you expecting?
anyone have more marty?
>>694086616
Any cheese counts check em
>>694086808
>string cheese
the fuck is wrong with you
>>694086808
As long as it's not Kraft singles or any of that plastic bullshit
>>694086933
Heckin' checkd
>>694087098
It's just mozzarella afaik
>Not liking string cheese
>>694084139
This is too cute for this kind of thread,But still appreciated.
nibi help
>>694087098
string cheese is the shit bitch
*HELPS*
great help
thank you nibi
Thanks you two, I did my best.
Do I get a reward?
>>694087098
>not liking string cheese
you're kidding right?
yes would you like sad and desperate cuddles
Any of you nignogs live in Iowa?
Haha trick question nobody lives in Iowa
>>694087852
Who farms all that corn then?
I would like some cuddles, but I will not be desperate for them.
i am how ever
>>694087965
I'm pretty sure automated farming machines will be a thing in the near future, so pretty soon literally nobody.
Will be up there tomorrow afternoon for a couple days, moving my older sister into my place with me, so if any of you want to get laid, I'll be the only other person in Iowa at the time
>>694088259
automated farming machines, like tractors
Well then come and get it.
>>694088388
Yes, but self-driving, and robotic harvesting
Technology is nutty
>>694088602
you are so sheltered
>>694088633
>IMBLYIGN
Fuck off scum.
>>694088744
never change, innocent white late teens kid
>>694077536
You should watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tzuvfy4jFwE
>>694088842
Racist
>>694088842
Not even close baybeeeeeee
>>694089355
remove all life from this planet
>>694089374
actin like one
>>694089412
Wut, are you tryin to be BRUTAL!?
>>694089412
>Grumpy: the post
>>694090062
i am a very hardcore man
>>694090073
>>694090062
>>694090147
I know, you have a bf, but didnt become housebitch.
>>694090302
u-uh heh heh well heh
>>694090332
IM NOT WRONG AM I?
>>694090403
he vacuumed today. i do most of the laundry, and usually the dishes. he cooks for us.
>>694090514
Well, I didnt really mean it like that.
>>694090693
im lost then
>>694090801
Shoulda brought a map then dingus
>>694090964
don't apply tangible, measurable objects to my abstract concepts you gungus
>>694090801
You didnt lose that sassy attitude like clint ant muges.
You go girl.
About to bake the form I made. That'll take about twenty minutes, then it'll have to cool over night, then I can carve it.
>>694091107
what heck mugen's still sassy, just more dignified about it now
>>694091134
Will you be carving it like your french girls?
>>694091231
I dont talk to muge unless he's here and when he's here is he significantly less sassy (and asshole) then before he became cocks' cockslave.
>>694091426
Swiss, actually.
>>694091426
he's like reformed valley girl sassy instead of a punk bitch
>>694091515
Will you be keeping theme and be using a swiss army knife?
>>694091518
What is it about relationships that turn valiant and free men significantly less aggressive?
>>694091069
Don't tell me how to live my life, dad
>>694091830
Cumming inside someone, I'd wager
>>694091830
anger begets action, contentedness begets inaction.
>>694091876
live your life to the fullest you are capable, pursuing your personal dreams of fulfillment and success, exist happily but without idleness, and die without regret.
i think it's moreso that being angry takes a lot of energy, and not everyone has an endless well of anger. it becomes resignation eventually.
Nibi, praise be unto him, has died.
Dom is now leader of Fallia
What is the name of Dom's heir? (decent admin, decent military, shitty diplomatic)
>>694091830
No, I've got a few chisels that I'll use. I'll also use a very small screw driver if necessary.
>>694091984
No to all that
I want beer, cigarettes, and general lethargy.
Maybe some LSD, too. That shit is gr8
>>694091962
Have you ever cummed inside someone?
>>694092076
XxSephiroth420NoscopezxX
>>694092286
Of course not, what do I look like? Some sort of sexually healthy person?
That's a lie. I'm not a virgin. Yes, I have. My only regret is that I can never be true wizard now
Someone wake me in 13 minutes.
>>694092398
It's not so great as to stop someone from valiant and free.
>>694092421
Post digits
I'll send you shitposts via SMS
>>694092517
1234 Fun Ln.
Happy Town, Texas 78787
>>694092508
Only thing that can stop that is the individual in question
It was a choice, conscious or otherwise. Relationships, for whatever reason, do provide some influence on that decision, though
>>694092636
Holy crackers, Happy Town is only 20 minutes from my house
So we fuckin or what
>>694091962
I have never came inside someone.
>>694091984
I would not be satisfied with anything. Do you understand why I am always angry now?
>>694092126
Way to ruin the theme.
>>694092699
I've came into people before, without being in a relationship with them.
>>694092800
Well, the sculptor was Swiss, but he lived in Paris most of his life.
>>694092779
Sure, I'll get the large wooden mallet.
>>694092800
I recommend it. It's a lot better than cumming into your hand. Who would be your ideal partner? Keep it realistic, furry porn is pixels
>>694092816
Me too, but personally it's not as satisfying as dumping your load into someone you actually care about. Makes the act more intimate, and there's comfort in the idea that you can do it again since relatively soon, since they'll be sticking around for a little while
>>694092880
Are you a bad enough dude to smash my dick with a hammer?
You better be, cause it's about to get real rapey real quick
>>694093372
Most people don't stick around, myself of them. It's better that way.
>>694093461
It's not for that, it's for building the ark. That's what we're doing, right?
>>694092880
Use... A French knife?
>>694093372
I have plenty of normal porn. I prefer lanky twink guys to athletic.
But its pretty much impossible for me at this point to find someone to cum inside of.
>permavirgin
>>694093468
Sometimes, yes, but people worth keeping close to you do exist
>>694093526
Boy you get that hammer and you smash my junk right here right now or your mom will die in her sleep tonight
>>694093587
Nibi, I can't well use a small white flag to carve into something.
>>694093675
Name one.
There are fates worse than death. She could stay alive and live knowing that she created someone as wretched as me.
>>694093587
Read this and reread it:
Anything is possible. It sounds corny and fake, and in some cases (like a cinder block metamorphosing into a microwave) it is, but if a repulsive faggot like me can get laid, there is hope for you
Don't resign yourself to the wizard corner unless you are certain you want to wield the awesome power of magic
So, these are the two forms I'm going to carve. One is going to be a head, the other I'm thinking is going to be another Venus.
>>694093690
A white knife?
>>694093951
I am unlikely to get sex anytime soon.
>>694094318
I'll probably use one of the many box cutters I've accumulated over the years if I use any blades.
>>694094114
You live a sad life
>>694094427
I know.
>>694093821
>All this self-loathing
I have no idea who you know, and I can't make worthy people appear in your life. They take a long time to find, and are generally few and far-between.
Have you ever looked at someone, even just a passing glance, and something about them just sort of grabs your attention? Not just their physical appearance, but also their presence. There's a lot of pseudo-science involved, what with vibrations and "auras",so it's probably just a bunch of hoo-ha, but I've met some seriously great people just by going off my intuition. And you'll never expect to meet them in the places you do, it just kind of happens. First step, though, is putting yourself out there
>>694094622
One of the perks of doing warehouse work.
>>694094688
This is a load of bullshit.
>>694094688
Not in that way they don't.
