Waifu Thread
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>694071851
not really, thers no others site that has has many songs as ultimate-guitar. There was another site i used but I cant find it anymore :C
>>694072204
I'll have to check it out. I loved watching that one show that was basically the food version of how it's made. my parents love Unwrapped, they watch it all the time.
>>694072343
I'm alright i guess, trying to decide between watching Death Parade or playing cs:go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLiBYiostOU
>>694072204
Shit really? Their body son't look like that
I'm not far enough in the series maybe kek
>>694072343
>small amounts of time
More like I can be lewd for small amounts of time!
>>694072343
It's called a fuck trap, people come in, and fuck a trap.
>I'm the only one allowed in.
Just about to leave work an hour before nornal time. Wew.
>>694073289
Not fair!
>>694073369
you always work
>>694072204
Or you're off the molly. Chicken noodle has always been a superstitious remedy. It supposedly cures all aliments, or at least that's what some believe.
Damn straight. It's tough to push yourself but you'll feel great in the end.
>>694072220
Anything I enjoy of course :^)
If it's something I enjoy or come back to frequently I toss it in there.
>>694072343
Were you stuck somewhere?
>>694073167
Well that blows doesn't it. If I come across something I'll let ya know.
>Best idol claimed
>>694073458
Fine, you can be fucked too!
>>694073745
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!!!
>>694073167
Death Parade? That's an anime, right? It sounds familiar, actually...
>>694073284
I dunno about that, according to my research, it's the other way around.
>>694073289
If that's the kinda trap it is, then shouldn't YOU be the bait...?
>>694073458
Or maybe it's Amatsu that needs to be the bait...
>>694073574
I have no idea to be honest. It's been literal ages.
You guys will never love you're waifu as much as me
>>694073861
Fine! You can watch!
>>694073991
D-Don't change the subject!
You better wear your shortest skirt!
>>694073458
You're ruining my reputation!
Shoo~
>>694073574
Alright then
I wanted an example ;-;
>>694073991
What a flawed research
>Or maybe it's Amatsu that needs to be the bait...
NO
It's not me ;-;
claimed
Love, peaches
>>694073167
I can't get enough of unwrapped. Sad that it's cancelled
>>69407238
>Touka
Fucking hell dude. You must have goals
>cute gif
>>694073284
Get to it m8
>>694073574
>molly
>
Maybe chicken noodle soup being the cure of the cold is a placebo?
That's the best part. Accomplishment
>>694074207
Do you approve, Kyou-sama?
>>694073745
Now this trap has my interest.
>>694074364
eww
>>694074346
Amatsu is my waifu too!
>>694074207
Hi Kyokokokokoko.
>>694074295
Oh, but according to you, the bait must be nude. And since I'd be wearing a skirt, that means the only other 2 that could be bait are you or Amatsu, soooo....
>>694074346
It's so accurate!
And I dunno, that seems pretty convincing. Completely in line with my research data!
>>694074364
Strawberries.
>>694074548
>>694074640
>>694074395
I will m80
>>694074555
Mi Liu, pls
>>694074640
You make a very bad scientist
I'm buying this
>IT Moogs
Claimed
>>694074725
Hello
Akikokokokokokokoko
Claimed.
>>694074725
>
>>694074744
Nuh uh, my science has never been wrong!
>>694074744
I'm not Mi Liu!
>>694073574
ehh, its easy to torrent. the hard part is getting the tab files but ill see what I can do. I've done it before but had to reformat my hard drive to i lost it all. But we'll see
>>694073991
yeah it is, it's pretty good so far. See if this jogs your memory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjjTMNDZi-A
>>694074395
is it really? that's unfortunate. my mom watches alot of cake wars and those food battle shows. I don't see the appeal though honestly lol
>>694074640
I said you I might make you nude!
>Amatsu gets to watch, tied up though.
>>694074443
No u!
>1 off
>>694074432
Yes, thanks for the bake.
Playing HoTS and I think I'm done baking for today.
Thanks again.
>>694074640
Heyo Makoto.
>>694074555
Nice ant picture.
>>694074879
Until now!
>have you ever done some science before?
>>694074880
At least don't save thumbnails, Mi Liu
>>694074956
Yep! My friend wanted me to watch that, and told me the opening was a complete bullshit to how the anime actually is.
>>694075046
You can't go changing the conditions now!
So the question is, ribbon or nylon rope for your bar?
>>694075075
How goes?
>>694075228
Nope, my science is never wrong you Tsun Rape Bote.
>Always.
>>694074744
o7
>>694074837
Not many can tell the difference between crocodiles and alligators
>>694074956
Same here! My mom enjoys watching the food/cook battles like hello kitchen or iron chef. I don't get the point besides learning how to cook a dish
My Dad took me out to shop for wives
Huzzah!
>>694075399
W-What! Don't try and turn t-this on me!
Your the t-trap hung up!
>>694075874
>Happy Karen
>Not "cheerful karen"
You fucked up fake karen.
>>694075046
Why??!
>>694075561
Neither could I; snouts are different which would lead to different teeth placement, but that's all I know. What other traits differ?
>>694076140
Cool story bro
>>694075399
Tsun? Probably
Rape? Not yet
Bote? Yes
Your research is almost correct
>>694075561
o7
>>694075046
Awe :(
>>694075561
Ever worked in a kitchen? The skills those guys have is fucking incredible.
>Legit insane.
>Perfect for a masochist...
>>694075915
That stuttering is a lack of resolve. Now I command you, get in trap, Mizore!
>>694076370
>Not yet
It'll be correct soon enough!
>>694076522
Do you wanna get raped?
>>694076742
I do~
>>694076522
...no...
>>694075399
yeah it really is lol. It makes it seem like a game show type thing but it's really morbid and kinda dark. I'm only 5 episodes in but im really liking it. after that im going to finish Kyoukai no Kanata, then i need a new one to watch after that. any suggestions?
>>694075561
im not much of a cook myself, i mostly just like watching gordan ramsay cause hes interesting and its hilarious to watch him scream his retardedly high standards at people. However if you like watching to learn how to cook i highly enjoy the stuff he puts on his youtube channel, you might like it too!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_EaR9nJHvE
>>694076875
Nice Mi Liu
>>694077277
He's not Mi Liu
>Mi Liu
>>694077524
Goddammit, I was hoping it's you
>>694073991
It has been awhile since it came out.
>>694074346
Kek, I can give you one of those too. Most of the Love Live! songs are there. They're something I listen to almost daily. Aside from the idol music there's quite a lot from The NBHD. Basically anything that sounds good, not sure how to describe it more than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euQvQ41KZfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DujKJ1OaLQE
>>694074395
Haha, thought you might of posted that pic. That is a plausible thing to assume. It's been publicized as a cure so natural many will believe it. Even if it's downright silly.
Along with gaining the spirit to continue.
>>694074956
It seems like a tedious process to go through all of that but hey you said it yourself. It's been done before.
>>694076742
No but it seems you do. >>694076875
>>694076936
Mizore, if you don't get in the trap, I'll put you in it myself and let the rape botes have at you.
>>694077154
Well, that depends. What kinda show you looking for?
>>694077715
I know... oh well
>Also, Karen lewds get
>>694076270
That's actually all I know! Crocodile snouts are narrow and kinda angled like >
Alligators are snouts thick
>>694076423
This is adorable
>>694076483
Kek dude I can tell you'd be a great chef one day. Have you worked as a marine chef before?
>you should also check out food wars if you haven't. I think you'll orgasm from it. Legit good porn
>>694076742
>>694076875
Oh my~
>>694077154
Kek
>retardedly high standards
Reminds me of the parody when he's a kid and he disliked his mom's sandwich
Yeah I've seen those. Before the first I've seen was him making steak. Based him yelling at people. The man said a beautiful saint with a heart of gold
>>694077665
Why?
You want me that bad?
>>694077715
Whoa, the NBHD song is really nice!
>>694077821
It's not me!
>>694077829
Shoo~
>>694077844
No, because if it would've been you then I'd be sure that the new Amatsu is just shitposting
Now I'm unsure
>>694078124
Sure~
>>694077821
O-OK makoto...
I'll do whatever you want...
>>694077829
Nah never was a chef for the military.
>It's really good.
The amount of skill those guys have, holy fuck. I've seen some great chefs, my dad included, never seen anyone like those guys.
>>694077829
I know. It makes me want to sit next to her and hold her.
>>694077829
Lol you tease! I thought you had more. I'll check it out; it might get specific like family origins and stuff. Hey, are caiman their own thing?
>>694077154
Is there any style of cooking you prefer such as spanish, Turkish, etc?
>>694078124
How can I be sure that's just not you letting your Rape Bote nature take hold while you feign innocence?
>>694078401
Good Mizore. Don't forget the bar!
>>694078316
Whatever helps you sleep at night~
Raimu is #1 Waifu
Ruby Rose, always and forever
>>694075399
I'm doing good, what about you?
>>694078748
check the filename and the writing!
Plus I'd never save thumbnails
>>694077821
Any other games you dropped from the past?
>>694078124
Glad you think so! They don't receive the amount of recognition they truly deserve.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH-nvn5NBqE
>>694077715
yeah but that could be said about torrenting just about anything, especially games. they are a bitch to get working sometimes (Except for Witcher 3, that was the easiest shit in my life)
>>694077821
anything good really. I watch alot of Demolition D+, douchebagchocolat on youtube, he reviews a bunch of animes and he's really funny. I highly recommend checking out his videos. I've been looking to him to find new stuff. I watched Redline based off his review and I really liked the movie. hmm maybe a good comedy next?
>>694077829
is that the video with the kid in a shitty wig yelling at his mom? I might have seen that before
>>694078600
nah, im not too picky.
>>694078748
Of c-course..I'll be dressed right?
Dio-sama...
>>694077715
Back in WW2, nurses in hospitals would give patients morphine. Then sugar and water pills saying it was better than the morphines. More tha. 90% of the soliderssaid they would rather take the "super pill" than the morphine. Other 10% preferred morphine
>not sure on the percentage though
And to Ganbara neba neba neba gibu apu!
>>694078124
Make me
>>694078401
Yah know, navy have some pretty nice chefs~
Yo I'll take your word on it. From your excitement about this chef stuff, you sound INCREDIBLY experienced as one
>>694078573
Kurumi needs more cute pics rather than lewd teases. You new to thread also?
>>694078600
>you tease
I got that called a lot here as you can see~
I honestly think so. I just see them as a mix of the two
>>694078976
Yup that's the one
>>694078782
Did you get a bike yet?
>>694078861
Not too bad. Messing with the Rape Bote and Mizore, browsing /wsg/ for eurobeat threads.
>>694078953
Hmmm, i suppose that's true. Although that coud just be a clever disguise...
>>694078967
Oh plenty. Mostly because I found a game that interested me more so I'd drop it. One I really wanna find again though was an old Casltevania game that involved pet summoning.
>>694078976
Hmmm, well Initial D and Bakuon as per my /o/ addict instincts tell me I must recommend. But other than those, Kabeneri was pretty good, Macross Frontier and Delta, although Delta isn't finished yet. I have way too many suggestions without narrowing it down to a genre.
>>694079149
Of course... not. That'd ruin the trap!
>>694079532
Experience? Not really, i just understand the mechanics behind it and realize my relation to those pros.
>I'm an amateur, and a cook, not a chef.
>>694078967
Really? But that's the kind of song I'd exoect people to love!
>>694079532
What if I'm asking you as your pupil~?
>>694079721
Am not smart or crazy enough for that
>>694079721
It's red. it has two flat tires and displaces exactly 0cc
>>694079721
B-but what if people see me nude!
And who would fall I to a trap with me as bait??
QOTT: whats your preferred cut of fries?
And since we're on the topic of kitchen things like being a cooking and stuff,do you enjoy making food not only for youself, but others as well?
Waffle fries or the super thin fries. For friends and families, yeah
>>694079532
Yes I'm new. Cute Kurumi pics are rare. I've only got a few of them.
>>694078976
Never had experiencing doing any of that. Except for KS of course but then again that's not on such of a high scale as an AAA title.
>>694079532
AKA the placebo effect.
>Ganbara neba neba neba gibu apu!
Guess what I'm about to listen to :^)
>>694079721
Kinda in the same boat there with ya. Play something for a good bit, move on, and the first game falls off the face of the Earth.
>>694079838
I do too but they're not as popular. In a way that's fine, little indie bands like do not need to be swayed by the industry. It's a great song though.
>>694079978
>Waffle fries
I enjoy making food that people smile when they see. You eat with your eyes before everything else. That they remember the smell of, years later, that they want just one more bite when the meal is gone.
A meal isn't just food, a cheese sandwich with someone you love could be even better than a 5 course meal.
>Ranting, I love food.
>>694079838
So you say... I'm keeping an eye, and a leash, on you, Rape Bote.
>>694079900
Anon, go get bike.
>>694079978
Crinkle, above average salt.
>So that's what you meant
>>694080052
You're acting as if that doesn't make it better.
Probably Tsuns and Rape Botes of various types.
>>694080295
You cheeki cunt, see above.
>>694080374
Such is the way of the PS2. Too many amazing games for it's own good.
>>694078976
Try Peruvian foods like Lomo saltado, pesto sphagetti w/ steak, and other stuff. YouTube, but find the ones with Spanish mamas, they know best
>>694079532
I will talk to you soon Smugs, I have to go, got some errands to run and a run in a few hours
I'ven't stayed for long today, but it has still been a blast. BRB in 10 hrs. See you all then!
>>694080521
Tsuns?
>You'd fall into your own trap?
Got home. Damn it took a while to get home.
>>694080521
I allready saved up 70$
Next time... I'll get a real job instead.
>>694080374
>you fookin hipster :^)
I guess it's fine, it's better to make music out of passion rather than for money anyway
>>694080521
>a leash
wew there lad, our relationship is advancing too fast for my liking
>Probably Tsuns and Rape Botes of various types.
Oi..
>>694080661
KEK
>>694079532
lmao I fucking love that one
>>694079721
sweet I'll check those out! maybe it'll help if i listed some of my favorite animes maybe that'll give you some ideas. I love: FMA (both versions), Soul Eater, Evangelion, Space Dandy, Cowboy Bebop, One Punch Man.and a few others.
>>694080374
yeah, but like i said some games are harder than others. some just are straight up broken.
>>694080587
no one knows food like spanish mamas :^)
Death Parade sounds like an MCR song
>>694079815
Wew my bad for not knowing the difference. Ever plan on cooking like the pros one day?
>>694079838
Fine~
>>694080313
Welcome to the thread! I'm calling you cute-rumi from now on
>>694080374
Mmhmm!
>oh shit
>>694080440
I always enjoy reading long written answers for the QOTT like this one
>>694080521
Sorry mate. I corrected it since since I saw mizore saying thst he's not a chef but a cook. Thought to my self "shit! I'm in the wrong. Lemme fix it up real quick to make it sound right while deleting my original post"
Yup. When I get am idea for a QOTT, that's what I say, you know it's me when I say that
>cheeky
Hey! Maki calls me that too! ',:^)
>
>>694080587
Take care tristy!
>>694080899
Made his mum cry lmao
>dat face tho
>>694079815
They arent chefs either. Chef is literally just a title. They are cooks until they hold a position. Then you respect that position by calling them chef. Also, if you cook, you are a cook. You are not an amateur cook. Not an apprentice cook. Not a cook in training. You are a cook.
>>694081327
See above.
>>694080661
Say I'm tsun again, and I'll set the trap up in the park.
>>694080833
Could probably get a shitty 50cc for a few hundred if you feel like fixing one up.
>>694080898
I meant figuratively! Unless you're into that kinda thing... this needs to be another study I look into.
What?
>>694080899
Hmmm, TTGL I suppose. Seems like mostly the popular stuff.
Musaigen no Phantom World, Samurai Flamenco, Nobunaga the Fool, Nobunagun, gah. I should tell you more when I get home. That's where my massive collection actually is, so I can look.
>>694081327
That's because Maki's also a cheeki cunt.
>>694081843
I dont... and i allready had a 50cc.
Going for 125
Saber claimed
Still Dark Souls edition
>>694080898
They knew you'd never play them all too. It's an conspiracy I tell you.
>>694080898
Haha, that's the first time I've been called that. Exactly man, this is why they're wonderful.
>>694080899
When the developers are working on it I'm sure they're implementing some kind of counter-measure so I get that. As for being broken, eh sometimes it's just not meant to be.
>>694081327
Even know that practice is still in effect. It works well though, all about how the mind tricks us.
It never gets old man.
>>694081843
Birds of a feather flock together ::^)
>>694082030
should probably save up more and get a scratched literbike though
>>694082083
*now
>>694081327
Kurumi isn't always lewd. Sometimes she just wants affection and head pats.
>>694081327
Great!
>>694081843
I-I'm not..
Hmm... Nothing
>>694082083
>first reply wasn't for me~
Really? My friends call me that all the time kek
I can see that
>>694082037
Great pic
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1134956
>>694081327
Gordan is a hard mother fucker even as a kid. dont fuck with him
>>694081843
I'll check those out too. yeah most of the animes ive seen are the super popular ones. Kill la kill, attack on titan shit like that.
>>694082083
true, but its hard to afford every $60 game that comes out. thankfully we are in the summer slow down were there isnt much coming out and allows me to catch up a bit
>>694081327
It takes a lot of time. I won't know for a good bit if I can do it
>The amount of stress is insane
Sorry that was so long.
>>694081691
The chefs hat has 100 pleats, 1 each for a way to prepare eggs. That's a french chef tradition, I was taught classical European style by an Italian, so I'm kinda all over the place.
I'm an amateur at cooking, and a cook.
Amateur cook.
>I have a high bar that determines if I can call myself a chef.
>>694081843
T-Tsun!
You won't do it! I might get raped!
>>694082428
Thank you
Miho claimed
>>694082030
Only a 125? Hope it's a dirtbike, otherwise you're gunna be bored to death. Hell, I'm on a 300 and I'm already kinda bored unless something serious happens.
>>694082083
Ayyy, u know it bby ;^)
>>694082428
That stutter is both cute, and suspicious!
Are you suuuure?
>>694082481
>Not watching superior Bully la Bully
>>694082495
Nope, too late. I'll start arranging this to be done at the park... now, during mid day, or more towards the evening...
>>694082732
Dat booty
>>694082495
The first thing you need to do is destroy that bar. Thats nothing but a block in your mind. If you have that high a bar, you'll never hit it. All that does is make you think you are never good enough.
I can attest to the syress. Its a good feeling if you can do a full 60 hour week and come out the other side smelling like onions and hate. But you want to go back and do it again. Over and over. Who you work with can make a huge difference.
>>694082952
Miho does have a nice ass.
>>694082582
You're welcome
>>694082893
i-i-i-i-it's not!
Yup, I made the stutter up, crazy isn't it~?
I may or may not know
I'm not telling ya anything!
>>694083076
Nice
>>694082893
What's that ECU that /user/spamsafe reccomends? Unlimited revs? 175$?
>>694083034
Of course right after I make a booty commet, more booty shows under me
>>694083076
Would eat cake off those cakes
claimed
>>694082893
what is bully la bully?
>emi
>>694082428
Too late now :^)
Haha, well what artists or bands do you listen to that can be considered that?
>>694082481
I agree. It's pretty damn hard to shill for 3+ games every season when they all range at that price. That is true and by now some may even be reduced. Once the fall hits though, all hell is breaking loose.
>>694082893
We're all cheeky cunts :^)
>>694083076
>
>>694082893
No! You can't do that, people will see!
>Arousal and fear why?
>>694083034
But I'm not good enough.
>Just average.
>Maybe a little less so
Perfection, or its not good enough...
I work with some good people.
>>694083076
Woop woop
>Pull over