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can /b/ pass?
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the answer is nigger
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>>694061769
2
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Its 2 you rehab
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>>694061769
The answer is Jesus Christ
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Answer is obviously yes, next question
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288 you autists
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>>694061769
264
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pass your moms ass
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>>694061769
Answer is 288
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288
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>>694061769
pemdas
9+3 = 12
24(12)
24x12 = 288
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288
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Trick question, the answer is the 142 children
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288?
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288
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>>694062239
pemdas
9+3=12
2(12)=24
48/24=2
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>>694061769
2 you fucking ameretard
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>>694062584
Left to right you autist
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>>694062584
You're supposed to go left to right toe retard.
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>>694062584
>>694061918
>>694061987
Retards cant even get PEMDAS right
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>>694061769
2.
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HEY NIGGERS WOLFRAM ALPHA SAYS 288, so it's 288
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>>694062584
dude its
48/2(9+3)
48/2x12
24 x 12

288
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>>694061769
288?
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Alright newfags, this is an ancient fucking meme, don't know why this faggot takes so much pleasure in reviving it. But here, for you lazy cunts, or those who haven't passed 6th grade pre-alg, google can do this shit for you.
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>>694061769
>(((Goldstein)))
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PEMDAS
Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction

(9+3)=12 Parenthesis
no exponents
2x12=24
48/12=4

i didnt know /b/ was this fucking stupid
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>>694062920
If you follow pemdas you get 2 bud.

48/2(9+3)

P: Parenthesis
48/2(12)

E: Exponents
None.

M: Multiplication
48/24

D: Division
2

A/S: No need.

W0w
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>implying any real field of math uses that kind of division sign
>implying this post is made for anything other than calling each other retards
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The question isn't correct: https://math.berkeley.edu/~gbergman/misc/numbers/ord_ops.html
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>>694063340
Good job retard. Its 288
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2
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>>694061769
two gross.
<A gross is a dozen dozen>
>It's two dozen times 1 dozen if you break it down that way.
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>>694062788
Multiplication first, then division, you autist

peMDas
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>>694063356
W0w. M/D is lrft to right, not M first.
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>>694063479
Autism.
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>>694063422
>>694063428
I'm majoring in math and I dont know what the fuck is going on. I think its both... wtf im high
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>>694063153
Why (48/2)*(9+3)?
It's clearly 48 / [2(9+3)]
48 over the rest
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>>694061769
You all are faggots. This is an ambiguous equation. Nobody will ever figure it out.
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Faggots in this thread trying to act smart when they can't even type a ÷ sign.
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>>694063703
If you're majoring in math, and can't figure this out, drop now.
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https://math.berkeley.edu/~gbergman/misc/numbers/ord_ops.html

you're all autists.
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>>694063340
>2x12=24
>48/12=4

Nice job fucktard it was 48/12, but you're still fucking wrong because when youure doing M or D of pemdas, they have equal priorty so you go left to right.

So:

48/2 = 24
24*12= 288
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>>694063737
Division sign udrf in OP isn't the same as "/" which denotes everything past it is under, so it is in line with the rest of the equation.
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>>694063479
Multiplication and division go hand in hand, whichever comes first in the equation. As do addition and subtraction.
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>>694063122
Am I right or what?
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>>694061769
The question is ambiguous. This is that cuck common core bullshit. Developed by people caught up in numbers that don't actually exist. The answers are 2 and 288. Fuck you.
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>>694063505
fight me irl
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>>694061769
Lol anyone who's under the impression that the answer is anything but 2, I'm sorry to be the one to diagnose your down syndrome...
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i got 288... but then i read through the tread and caught autism. damn
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>>694064521
Fucking learn right to left when using pemdas, and try bleach for that extra chromosome
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>>694064850
SHOCK THERAPY M8>>694064521
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48÷2(9+3)
48÷(18+6)
48÷24
2
Did i do it rite?
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>>694064850
Lol you are the product of common core cuckery. Enjoy having a shit life pleb, can't even solve simple math equations. It's a shame that you are an example of what this country is becoming, and it's pure trash.
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>>694065010
No, you didn't
You don't use distributive property unless you're in algebra, nobody in the real world uses it.
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>>694065299
Try solving this shit in a calculator numb nuts, you get the same result. Boolean logic that shit.
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>>694062239
That isn't pemdas, that is pedmas dumbass.
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Y'all need to decide which one you are using. Pidmas or Pemdas. Because, yes, they will give different answers you uneducated little shits.
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>>694063153
you put parenthesis to prove your point. incorrect.
it depends on region
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PEMA
DS
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>>694065299
Actually it IS left to right
"Even though M for multiplication in PEMDAS comes before D for division, these two operations actually have the same priority. Complete only those two operations in the order they occur from left to right."
http://study.com/academy/lesson/what-is-pemdas-definition-rule-examples.html
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so can we all agree on 288
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>>694061769
Is it:
48 / (2(9+3))
or:
(48 / 2) * (9+3)
People love to say it must be the later because the order of operations says to do multiplication and division in the order they're found. People love to say it must be the former because the 2 is tied to the parenthesis (can be distributed within it). So, who's right?

No one. Only autists like OP write mathematical equations with so much ambiguity.

Source: Me. I'm autistic.
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>>694064521
Got the answer on my own, but just to prove your autism.. pic relate m8
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>>694065484
Lol "Calculator". You're putting your faith blindly into a pocket machine rather than your own brain. No wonder the degeneration as already reached such critical mass...
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>>694063415
this man is not the hero we need, but the hero we deserve
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It's 228, you nigger
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Literally punch the equation into google you fucks. It's 288. Also i didnt google it because i know how to math.
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>>694065814
Try again nigger.
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2 is the fucking answer
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>>694065010
You solve the equation in parenthesis first and get 12

Then from right to left, you divide 48 from 2 to get 24, then multiply that by 12. The answer is 288
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>>694065946
I think you should consider an education.
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>>694065926
Nigger it's either 2 or 228, and I know it's the latter
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>>694065787
I said you would get the same result, not to rely on it. Nice word twisting.
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>>694066079
Its neither because its 288.
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>>694065693
This is the true correct answer. OP is autistic.

But really if you replace that stupid ass division sign with a slash as follows

48/2*(9+3)

If you entered this is programming software the answer is always 288
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>>694066352
its 264
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>>694063356
Sad!
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Is this bait? The answer is so simple.
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36 niggers... Learn to math
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>>694061769
PEMDAS

48/2(9+3)

Parentheses:
48/2(12)

Exponents

Multiplication:
48/24

Division:
2

Answer by proper order of calculation is 2.
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288. McCulloch sings Chemistry to misers. Go to Facebook slash McCullochMusic
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>>694066571
Because calculators know to read equations from left to write when dealing with roots/exponents, division/multiplication, or subtraction/addition. They're also lucky because they don't have to deal with the million different ways mathematicians like to write the same thing. People dumb it down when they enter it into a computer/calculator.
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>>694061769

Craig and (((Goldstein)))
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>>694063479
no fuckwit
PE(MD)(AS)
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48/2(9+3)

48/2(12)

48/24=2

PEMDAS says that multiplication comes before division. Therefore, you must multiply two and twelve together before dividing.
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>>694067294
Wrong. with multiplication/division and addition/subtraction, you go left to right.

If you ever learned about "hooks" for adding and subtracting, then you should understand it applies to multiplication and division as well.
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Everyone here is a fucking idiot clearly the 12 was a red herring, therefore the answer is blue. Bet you all feel like dumb cunts now.
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>>694067601
And roots/exponents
Math is nothing if not consistent.
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>>694062122
this.

although i should point out that no serious mathematician would ever include this ÷ bullshit in an equation. it's only on a calculator that you find it and
those 2 dots stand for terms.

did i pass? or is this what all those positively identified autists said as well?
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>>694067587
NO
>>694067554
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>>694061769
48÷2(9+3)
inside brackets first;
48÷2(12)
solve brackets
48÷212
division
0.226
done!
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Its both. 2 and 288. Because it depends on whether you expand the brackets or use PEDMAS which should both be correct.

TL;DR: The question is wrong and none of you are austic faggots..

or you all are.
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>>694067953
>>694068044
>brackets
() are not []
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>>694068044
>expand the brackets
Nigga what the fuck are you on about?
48/2(9+3) != 48/(2(9+3))
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>>694068044
>Its both. 2 and 288
lol. i wonder if you guys can borrow me some money: today i get 288 bucks and tomorrow you get 2 bucks back!
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>>694067946
After adding up nine and three, the parentheses are still there. The Distributive Property demands that two and twelve be multiplied first.
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>>694068540
left to right fuck head
PE(MD)(AS)
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>>694068540
DISTRIBUTIVE METHOD:
48/2(9+3)
24(9+3)
24*9=216
24*3=72
216+72=288
final answer = 288
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>>694063385
>Implying /b/ is for anything other than calling each other a retard
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>>694068482
There are two other amounts you could get, but they're too complex for your puny brain, and too imaginary for your wallet.
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>>694061769
2
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>>694069160
such psudomath!
much wow!
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>>694069229
no
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>>694069126
lemme fix the formatting, this will drive the point home to the retards better.

48/2(9+3)
24(9+3)
(24*9) + (24*3)
216+72=288
final answer = 288
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really getting sick of this PEMDAS shit it is BEDMAS and that is all there is to it you fucking faggots whats wrong with you.
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Wolfram Alpha is never wrong
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>>694070080
Fuck off Canadafag eh
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>>694061769
There's implied parentheses.

48 / (2(9 + 3))
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Use GEMA not PEMDAS


Grouping

Exponents

Multiplication OR Division Whichever comes first

Addition OR Subtraction Whichever comes first
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>>694064521
Please kys, you're actually retarded...
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the autism in this thread is real
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Since literally all of you are retarded, allow me to explain some simple mathematics to you. Parentheses come first, followed by multiplication OR division. If neither are made preferential by parentheses you DO NOT work left to right, you DO sit back, recognize that the equation is incorrectly formatted and that OP is, as always, a faggot and that diagnosis is spelt wrong.
You're welcome artists.
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>>694061866
1st post best post
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LOL People who thinks is multiplication then division are so fucking dumb that they think they're correct but they can eat the shit of it, is left to right order
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>>694065517
It's literally the same shit.

Multiplication & Division have the same priority.
Addition and Subtraction have the same priority.

It's just a matter of which comes first (Left to right)
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>>694063737
You are not only wrong, you are stupid too. Clearly Retarded---
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Actual autist here, it's 288.
>48/2(9+3)
>48/2(12)
>24(12)
>288
the 48 would be divided by the 2 before the 2 is multiplied by 12, as both have some priority of operations, and thus it just goes left to right.
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these things are pleb bait.

there isnt a correct answer. in some maths implicit functions take precedence over explicit, and at times its the other way.

pemdas does not address the "issue" at hand.

this is an intentionally vague and incorrectly formulated equation intentionally written ambiguously.

in most things past college alg you would handle the implicit multiplication before explicit division.
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>>694071672
fucking thank you
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>>694070086
in order for WA and symbolab to function, they first must assume the user is not an idiot. entering such an ambiguous eqn into WA and getting a result does not mean that is the answer you want. it means WA isnt designed to handle expressions that stupid.
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