>39
>haven't

>>694038669
It was the first time I put my penis inside of a vagina. Felt good.

>>694038866
Wow, a real life wizard, was the knowledge worth it?

>>694038669
I had sex.

>Be 16
>Be female
>Be with boy for 3 months
>He's 18
>Think I'm in love
>Actually horny
"You wanna fuck"
>Go to walmart
>buys condoms and icecream
>See dick for the first time
>Call it a pancock bc it's so fat
>He's offended
>Worst sex of my life
>Didn't stop thinking of the icecream
>He broke up with me a few weeks later
>Ice cream was good though

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>>694038866

A doctor let me screw his wife. I was 22, did it w/o condom.

I gave a girl a pity fuck after she gave me a lot of sob stories. I mean I got some and damn if I didn't didn't deliver but I think I was used for sex. Also, bitch was crazy- like really crazy but that was 6 years ago.

Was 17, fucked 19 year old girlfriend. Got caught by my mom, never busted, awkward as fuck.

>>694038669
i stuck my penis in a vagina

>>694039599
20 isn't no return
A lot of girls are in this case

>>694038669
18, were both virgins
expected pussy to feel better tho

>Both 18 at university
>Go out drinking /w friends from class (britfag)
>Get really fucked up
>end up fucking my friend raw

>>694038669
I had sex

>13
>gf is at my house
>start doin shit but my parents are home
>no condoms we fuck anyway
>think we hear someone coming so we panick
>false alarm
>gives me head and i nut in her mouth

We were both 16, she wasnt a virgin so she knew what to do. Lasted over an hour raw, I was just as surprised as she was.

17, date girl for 3 days, fuck on couch, bust in 5 or less

Before this experience I've had my dick inside this girls vag two different times but we didn't actually fuck due to "cicumstances" and I got a blow job in 6th grade but I don't count that either but here goes
>15
>girlfriend of about 3 months
>she's a freak we have been doing just about everything besides sex for months
>were finally able to fuck after I sneak over
>don't know how to put condom on so fuck it
>stick it in missionary she says it hurts so she grabs it and I pretty much fuck her with just the tip for a bit
>finally go all the way in
>fuck for about 30 minutes pull out and nut on her boobs
>pretty good 7/10 compared to other girls I've had sex with

>>694040233
had a similar experience a female friend was just sobbing to me and i was holding her and she grabbed my dick and was begging for it saying please over and over

>>694038669
18 m 17f, at college , went on a couple dates have party with friends roommates and her , go to bed snuggles occur get hard, stick it it in move for a couple min cum go to sleep

>>694038669
I stuck my penis in her vagina for about a minute then exploded like the virgin I was. Then I changed rubbers and went at her for like ten or fifteen. That was much better.

>>694042627
God you're a faggot

>>694038669
reply

>>694038669
why are replys Green with a >?

>>694042947
I must be gay or something because I take like 30 minutes to nut even with good pussy

>>694043146
Because 4chan subculture

>>694043198
The first time was ridiculously quick. Which is what this thread is about. These days I can go however long I feel up for.

>>694043146
if only there was some sort of page somewhere on this site that had answers to Questions which are Asked Frequently. Or something helpful like that.

>>694043242
how does it work?
how do I do that?
and why is the grammer so bad?
People dont like completing thoughts/sentences?

>>694038669
Had sex.

18. Made pizzas for $5.15 per hour. Fat chick at work wanted me since the day I started. One night bunch of us partying having coke and rum. She ends up in my bed. Fuck ya lets do this. She lays down cuz she fat. I nearly get it in the wrong hole cuz I'm hammered and virgin. I seizure on her for a minute and cum and roll over and pass out. The next morning she informs me I didn't cum at all


Apparently I PISSED INSIDE HER! Sheets were yellow. Fuck my life. She blew me for another week or two pretty cool chick.

>>694043594
>complains of grammar
>uses poor grammar

Grandpa was drunk and i couldnt resist.

>>694043745
Kek. Coke is a hell of a drug.

>>694038669
paid a colombian hooker 50 bucks in amsterdam

>>694043747
how is my grammar bad?

>>694042856
Must have been ugly if you lasted 30 min on your first time.

>>694043899
how does it work?
how do I do that?
and why is the grammer so bad?
People dont like completing thoughts/sentences?

Capitalize the other sentences. A sentence shouldn't start with and. All but one are incomplete sentences.

0/10 F

>>694043594
>bait
>>694043747
Newfag taking the bait

>>694043899
>hOW IS MY GRAMMER BAD¿

>>694044266
>newfag screams bait at every other post as they try to fit in

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>>694044250
You two don't shut the fuck up I will stop this car and NOBODY GETS ICE CREAM

>>694044250
a post is limited to 2000 chars. to avoid "should i continue?" at the end of every post, normal people like to abbreviate their stories.

or, in board-speak:
> hurry the fuck up son

>>694043996
Think it was just because of jerking off to much

Typical 15 year old couple. She wasn't a virgin so she was horny. Fucked after one month of dating. We were neighbors so it was easy. Lasted like 4 min

>>694044506
No one wants your cream Dwayne. You haven't cooked anything good since the attitude era.

>Be me virgin for 22 solid years
>5/10 girl finds interest in me
>Really didnt want to date her cause of looks but she had great personality
>After 2 years of getting closer to her and some peer pressure decide to brush it off and go for it
>Have kind of social anxiety really scared to make a move do a lot of hints she doesn't pick it up
>Fuckit.jpg move on do a cringe kiss on her when alone she gets in the move goes for it
>Things heat up get funky undress i lick her nips neck rock solid 10/10 go down on her try some shit i have seen on porn kind of works
>Try to put condom fail miserably anxiety kicks in flaciddick.jpg
>Go to bathroom puke try again the day after 7/\0 not bad but hyped up

>>694044539
Then don't bitch about the grammar friendo.

>>694038669
I made a 13 yo wet i was 14 and i was hard af and we went into a maccas bathruand made out. She went down and sucked my 6 inch cock at the time (7 1/2 now) and i ate her tight pussy out then i fucked her so hard she was crying

>>694044415
Topkek

>>694038669
/b/ couldn't lose it's virginity with a buttered warp drive.

>>694039562
Slut

>>694038669
>Be 13, with gf (also 13) at cottage.
>We were up there for about a week and I'm trying to fuck that pussy
>Every day I'm a little bit closer
>Last night she hands me a condom in bed and says 'i want you to fuck me'
>fucked for about 10 mins before I get a wave of anxiety for fear of pregnancy cuz she's not on the pill
>Nut in her mouth instead
sex was pretty underwhelming but I trained her well over the next year

>>694044768
Sry for grammar i am a little drunk because of euro and not native speaker

>be 19
>at adult high school because i was a fuck up
>girlfriend is 16, met her at the school
>shes a solid 9/10 (i was bodybuilding at the time so i chose the hottest girl in the school)
>her parents didnt approve but she was too obsessed with me to break up
>only can see her at school
>we plan over text to go lose our virginity to each other in my car on the side of a nearby isolated road during hourly break
>backseat, missionary
>i fumble with condoms and first doesnt unroll right so i grab another
>put it in after fingerin
>tight as fuck, couldn't put it in all the way even after 10 minutes, felt like it was just hitting a wall at the back
>lady walks by with dog
>we zip up and act natural
>she walks away
>we boned for like 10 more minutes and then drove back to school

Fun times.

>>694043874
I think he meant coke as in Coca-cola and Rum. Spending his 5.15 an hour check on cocaine would probably be a bit hardcore for an at the time virgin.

>>694044971
You just wish you had ice cream and subpar sex with a 16 year old.

>>694038669
whos the girl in the pic?
i can see shes danish
also nice to see other danes on 4chan

>be freshman in highschool
>2 best friends, one a chick and one a dude
>odd sexual tension with female best friend in middle school, but it died out
>be dating chick from a private school who's good friends with female best friend
>we break up, female friend and I fuck for a couple weeks, then get back together with chick when she begs for me back
>stupid.

Today, still have my 2 best friends. We were so young when we had sex that my female best friend and I aren't bothered by it at all and there is no remaining sexual or romantic tension, and we are tight. Male bestie is my roommate. And chick I dated is now mentally insane and transgender. Kek.

>>694039562
I would hit that

>>694040807
wtf am i reading lol/kek

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>>694045079
Tbh though, you gotta drink a fuck ton to get drunk enough to piss on someone instead of fucking them.

>>694038669
Fingers crossed at 45

>>694038669
Went to a party. Got drunk. Told the nearest girl I saw to come with me to the closet to makeout with me. Things escalated and next thing you know she's sucking my cock, then I fucked her. Right after I was done, came back to my group of friends (half guys, half girls) and told them I had sex for the first time. Got a lot of high fives and "hell yeah"s from everyone, one of the girls asked where did I have sex. I told her to follow me and went to the same closet where me and that girl fucked.

Shit was lit.

>>694038866
32
same

>>694045091
16 is 4 over par for the course

>with gf of 2 months in pool
>start making out
>she straddles me
>raging boner
>put it in
>moved a little before almost cumming
>suggest stopping to continue at bed

Wasnt the greatest, but at least i can say i lost Vcard to water sex.

>>694045191
>lol/kek
wtf am I reading

>>694045279
This was my first year of college btw.

>>694039562
Jessica?

>>694045553
>wtf am i reading

What the fuck am i reading?

>>694039562
Tits or gtfo

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>>694045810
>dropping shitty facebook meme acronyms and typing not like a retarded ape

One day..

>>694046014
>wut

Sex with humans makes me terribly depressed. I don't trust people so I just fuck my dog.

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Almost when I was 18
>invite gf over
>she knows I want it
>we lay in bed together
>we talk about things we never told each other
>did I ever tell you I have autism
>her face turns red
>leaves apartment without saying a word
>never had a gf since
Pic related

>>694038669
24 just broke up with her recently.
it was alright, she had just told me how she and her friend were "passed around a rap collective" and how she was the best blowjob in some hick town city near here.
I had to get drunk to enjoy it after that.
she's a feminist, would never recommend you get tied up with that business trust me niggers.

>16
>Halloween Party
>Dress up
>End up as a Plague Doctor
>95% of girls go as sexy devils/demons
>Everyone gets drunk
>End up loosing the mask and hooking up w/ gf
>Couples disappear throughout the night and reappear 10-30m later
>Eventually the time comes, she asks if I wanna go upstairs
>ohfuckyesIdo.mp4
>Go to back bedroom
>Lock the door
>Making out, grabs my dick
>Perfect.png
>Get head
Fastforward5minutes
>Pulls panties off and say she wants it
>Fuck for 15 minutes
>Pull out, Fire the biggest load ever produced onto her face
>She's still dressed as a demon
>Im still dressed as a plague doctor

And that was the night that 95% of my grade lost their virginity

>both 20, virgins
>have mad out, she's touched my dick, bjs and i ate her out
>tell her "I want more" (looking back now, I probably should've just said sex; we weren't 15 so wanting sex is pretty obvious)
>"oh okay, next week? just so i can shave and get birth control"
>end up assfucking her within a month of first time we fucked, she was/is pretty open
>I literally can't have sex with condoms. bareback is too good. had to use condoms when she was changing birth control, but it's bareback every other time
first gf. I wouldn't say she's that hot, but neitehr am I. and her body is pretty hot, other than small asian boobs

>>694044820
Kek

>>694046449
even if the pussies tight which it was you can still not get off if the girl is a tramp/skank believe me.
I once went for 45 minutes and couldnt come until she left lol.

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>>694038669
wrote this awhile ago but here you go, how i lost mine

>>694046386
nigga what the fyck

>>694038669
Payed my friend to sleep with his girlfriend because I am a pathetic loser. The sex was good though.

>Be me, 14.
>Be in a class with a senior girl, 19. Kind of a whore.
>Be grouped together frequently based on seating.
>She teases you weekly, and touches you under the table for months
>On the way to an assembly for something
>Pulls you aside into the Drama Green Room.
>Fucks you until you can't cum anymore
>occasionally slaps you because she like seeing you cry
>smuggled in her dildo, and records your first time anal face for her later use.

It kind of traumatized me for a while, but I got over it.

>>694042627
>> be me
>> be 22
>> in college
>> meet incredible blonde girl
>> slender, but a terrific ass, and great big young firm tits
>> "Sara"
>> i've never smoked before,
>> she's been into trees since HS, so last year.
>> we smoke up
>> then we hook up
>> feelsamazing.mp4
>> she's totally into it
>> she has a great time
>> i can't cum for anything
>> we give up and just cuddle and make out for a while
>> 4am, i wake up
>> she's got her hand in my pants, trying to get me off again
>> we strip and go at it
>> i still can't cum
>> next morning, i can't believe what we did
>> conservative me, raised christian and all that guilt shit, starts to freak out a little bit
>> "Anon, what's wrong?"
>> "i don't know, i just didn't think that would ever happen"
>> "Anon, did your opinion of me change?"
>> [fuck what do i say???] "yessss...."
>> "For better, or for worse?"
>> [oh shit oh shit oh shit] "a little bit, um, worse"
>> the look on her face says it all
>> "Look, i don't know what i'm saying. I think differently now, but not bad. i'm not looking down on you. i didn't want to move so fast. i wanted to wait a while to hook up, because i think you're amazing and fun and i want to be more than just hookup buddies or whatever." [don't you fucking dare say "i love you"]
>> "... and even though it's too soon to say it, i think i'm falling in love with you."
>> i leave, and the semester ends, and she hasn't contacted me, and i don't want to mess things up and go find her
>> 3 months later, i've met someone else, and we are planning to get married.
>> Sara shows up at my new place.
>> "Wow anon, you kind of moved on fast."
>> "i guess so. Look, i really messed up. I didn't know what you were thinking of me after all that mess i caused, and i didn't know if it was right to come after you. i didn't know."
>> "It's okay anon. I'm glad you're doing well, and i'll see you around i guess."
>> [fuck fuck fuck fuck that was the entirely wrong outcome! you fucking retard!!!]

I was drunk and high with my friend and a girl. The girl was horny and touched herself to music. My friend was horny and played with her tits. I wanted in on this so I got my face near hers where she went in on me to make out. I reached around began to finger her while making out. Eventually she sucked us off and my friend ditched because he didnt feel well doing what he did to her (the three of us were good friends). I was like fuck that I want more and she thought the same. We teased a bit more before she eventually couldn't take it and put me in her. Sex.

Virginity lost.

i was 19
she was 17
both virgins

first time was neat, blood on the condom and all that jazz. got much better but it turns out i was a pretty selfish lover. we parted ways after a few years.

im now 31 and engaged to a 24 year old. and i make sure she wants not

>>694046988
>made her orgasm by fingering
idk mate, seems unlikely

>freshman in hs
>me and gf break up
>know junior sloot wants my d
>hit her up
>we meet at park at night
>top of slides
>face her off the slide, plowing from behind
>shelovesit.jog
>she goes ham, slams ass into my hips
>I push back, intentionally pushing her down the slide while Cummins
>she goes down headfirst, pantsless. >Throw condom, leave before words were exchanged.
>2 weeks pass
>hits me up again acting like that didn't happen.

>>694047452
dated her for a year after and we became chill as shit, asked her if she faked at first and she said like once but i got good and she said i legit made her orgasm from it. i am shit at eating out but can finger well, i dont know man its weird

>>694038669
>24
>I'm becoming a wizard

18, fucked my dog.

>be 20, male
>be "cute" but shy and quiet
>horny af all the time
>decide to use craigslist
actually been using it since i turned 18 but nothing ever happened
>get response from 42 yr old colombian mom
>start texting for a couple of weeks
>decide to meet up for dinner
>she picks me up from my apartment complex
>we go to a mexican restaraunt
>talk, eat, blah blah blah
>we go back to her truck when we finish
>she asks me what i want to do
>me being shy i say "i don't know"
>she asks again, i give the same response
>she steers the conversation towards masturbation
>led to her asking me if i wanted to have sex
>i say yes
>we go to a motel and get a room
>she knows its my first time and wants to make it 'special'
>i stay in the bathroom for a couple of minutes
>she tells me to come out and i see she lit candles
>we hug and start to undress
>we bone

sorry im shitty at greentexting
i was hard since she picked me up, surprisingly didn't nut too quickly
i'm trying to get with her again but i don't think she wants to see me :(

>be me 13
>playing hide and seek with my cousins in my house
>my and my cousing hiding in the bathroom
>me "i need to pee lol"
>she "go ahead wont look"
>me "no lol"
>she "i need to pee too"
>me "ok lol"
>she *pulls down her pants* while I was looking
>approched to her and kissed
>*pulled down pants*
>insertedtinypenis.jpg
>*hears someone approaching*
>jumped out and got out
>didn't even bust

a few years later when she was 17 she got preganant without finishing school and a boyfriend that doesnt have a job, a fucking failure

>>694038669
Awkwardly at the age of 18, lasted 5 seconds. gf was a huge slut though and the sex afterwards was awesome. Pretty much ruined sex for me because I thought all girls were like her haha

>>694038669
I fucked a chick.

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>>694038669
I'll answer seriously for you anon.
>was fat autistic virgin, met qt anime woman sophomore year
>we talked a little in class
>junior year, she is still around but we don't talk much, I see her in the halls, and despite being the most undesirable fuck at the time something compelled me to make her notice me, sit with her even though she won't really talk to me much at lunch
>fast forward to graduateing and 19, I had shed 150lbs and got /fit/
>Hit her up on facebook, ermagad you fell off the world wassup
>she replies, lucky fucking me
>we hang out, go to the zoo, I talk to the birds because I'm an autist who does that and she digs it
>watch a komodo dragon eat mice and bond etc.
>go back to my mom's house, watch some anime that she's into, hunterxhunter I still like it
>I offer to let her sit on the bed where I am because she was on the computer chair
>scoot next to her comically and totally not seriously.gif
>offer to give her a massage and basically just start feeling her up
>we get sleepy and go to sleep, she's cuddling and rubbing her butt on my peetey
>continue feeling her up and take off her bra.
>this isn't happeningzomg I am basically shaking
>grab first boob in my life, it's fucking amazing everything I thought it would be
>start running my hand down her front down her panties
>cant believe she's letting me do thisthishasneverhappened.jpg
>fingerfuck her for like an hour and half, she cums several times
>do this a few more times
>sleep at her mom's house and do the same thing, she's warming up to me
>after we get to know each other more we move into our own place
(cont)

>>694048818
>19th Birthday.gif go to some japanese steakhouse where they cook the food in front of you
>that night we're wrestling and she's on top of me giving me that look like she wants my babies
>"hey I think I s-should try on those rubbers I bought" (after we fooled around a few times I went to walgreens and bought some rubbers because I wanted her to know I was srs about not having kids unless she wanted them whatever)
>she says "okay, it's your birthday"
>fucked the literal shit out of her, she was into it, I still remember that night. several positions, I put her on the edge of the bed and pounded her to oblivion and she was moaning like a bitch in heat
>had sex several times per week
>had shower anal when she was on her period, she let the blood run out into the drain while I had my dick in her ass because she was a freak.

>>694048046
greentext it nigga

>>694047590
same.
I can fingerblast and have girls moaning and falling off beds and getting jelly leg.
it's easy if you know the g spot

>>694048892
im confused, did she lose a ton of weight aswell? or still a whale

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>>694045043

>Be me 16yo
>Dating 6/10 thick 17yo
>Go over to her house to watch tv
>Start getting after it on her couch
>Do you have condoms anon?
>No do you?
>No go buy some
>Leave to buy condoms
>Ribbed for her pleasure
>Get back and she's waiting for me in a thong
>The ass was fat and the titties were built for speed
>Gives me lap dance on the couch
>Move down to the floor
>Break first condom trying to put it on
>Get 2nd one on and go limp
>She blows me
>Try third condom and quickly start pumping
>Break condom
>Keep going
>Cum inside
>Have to fish condom out of her pussy and apologize
>Had a snack and left about 15 minutes later

>>694038669
i'm the type of guy to never start a conversation with a girl because they always talk to me. i used to also be the type of guy that would try not to be into girls who dated/fucked other guys, made a thread one time about it and anons were telling me to go do it just to see how sex can be nothing.

well i did it. it just came to me. i loved this girls ass, it was fat. thick. so this fucking redneck went and told her, and i was forced into a little "relationship" with her. she just wanted to fuck. im not going to say the embarrassing parts but we did it, and it fucked sucked, it sucked so much. the feeling itself feels good but its barely anything my hand with vaseline can do when im high as fuck. she was also fucking insane, and i really hated being with her. she left for a week and didnt text me much so i used that and said i dont want to talk to you anymore. 10 days later i get "hi..." fuck that.

yep, sex is definitely overrated for sure. with someone you love i'm sure it would be one of the greastest things, but i dont give a fuck anymore. i lost my virgo sadly and thats that

>>694038669

In school in the girls bathroom.

>>694048905
Too lazy for that. It's not a long story anyways.

I just rubbed his sheath until I got him hard, sucked on his red rocket some, and then shoved his thick knot in my ass and jerked off. 100/10 experience tbh.

>>694038866
Why? I lost mine at 19. What's so hard about it?

>>694049236
No neither of us were fat when I fucked her.
I don't even.

>>694049935
waiting too long until the anxiety and neurotic tendencies set in creating irrational fear of sexuality and women, and poor self image.
lol.

>be me, nudist loner kissless Virgin.
>literally walked around naked 24/7, but it didn't matter cuz nobody else is around
>one day meet woman, also nudist. Also kissless virgin
>we spend a few weeks naked together talking about gardening mostly
>snake comes up to us.
>snake is like... Hey if you eat of this apple tree you will be like god
>bitch tries it, says it's good, convinces me to try it too.
>instantly realize we are naked
>also realized we have created original sin for all humanity. Whoops.

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23 and still a virgin buddies. ive had so many fucking chances but im too insecure about my dick

>>694050782
Yeah my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Grandpa mentioned something about that too, anon.

>>694050751
Dude I'm pretty far from what I'd like to be but I still landed a 8/10 dominincan. Don't go your whole life without sex it's something you should experience at least once. Get a hooker. And if you say that's the easy way out you're way past that point of being able to complain.

>>694043745
kek

>>694039562
You're more autistic we are.

>>694050899
For every dick their is a puzzle piece matching pussy. You're youngish still. Don't rob yourself of the experience.

>>694040609
/thred

One of my sister's best friends was (and still kinda is) a weirdo, chubby NEET. She's kind of a bro, but still. We had gone over to her house to do something, and my sister took of with her roommate to go get some things. She got really weird and quiet, and was staring at me, before she prompted me. She had condoms, and is actually one of the better partners I've had. I've pieced the day together since then, and I think it was set up, but whatever.

>>694038669
It was on my wedding night, with my wife, like a normal person.
It was kind of weird though because after we finished she explained how she wasn't technically a virgin like I thought she was because her dad had been fucking her for years.

>be 19
>meet girl at party
>huge tits, little chubby, about a 6/10 face
>realize she's down to fuck
>shit nigger this could happen
>walk back to my dorm room
>roommate luckily is gone
>straight to bed, making out and fingering
>naked by now
>my dick is diamonds but no condoms
>she says she's on the pill and no STDs
>good enough for me
>raw dog it for about 3 minutes
>pull out and cum out on her tits
>cuddle for a little while, smoke a bowl, drove her home

We talked after we fucked and i found out she was crazy as hell so I bailed on that but it's all the same to me, she didn't have any kids and I didn't catch anything so it all worked out alright.

>>694051534
>sister schedules a day for her bro to fuck her friend


Top tier sister right there.

>>694051345
This.
My first girlfriend was too shallow for my dick and I couldn't go balls deep.
Met a tall girl and we fit like a fucking BMW nut on their stupid particular wrench for that specific bolt.

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>>694052022

>wat

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>>694053113

>mfw

>first blowjob when I was 16 in my bestfriend's basement.
>we'd agreed to be fuckbuddies but we both eventually caught feelings which ruined everything. Eventually broke up with that crazy bitch.
>fast forward 6 months.
First time stickin it in the pussy was a little embarrassing because condoms were a mystery to me.
>be me 17, gf is 16, younger by a few months. She is complete virgin other than kissing.
>dating for about two months
>I've eaten her out before like maybe twice and she's given me bjs each time also.
>one time she's over, eat her out and she cums twice. After that cuddling for like a minute when I get a thought
>"I was gonna ask.. Wanna have sex"
>"sure... You have condoms right"
>"yeah"
>get up, get condom, is perplexed
>never practiced putting one on before, I just know you have to be hard
>get head for 5 minutes
>attempting to put it on. Fails miserably.
>have it half on stuck on the tip
>shit takes like 15 minutes to get on and by then I was getting soft because it just felt weird to me
>gf is laughing but she is determined to fuck so I grab another rubber
>mfw stole two condoms from my brother instead of buying em cuz cheap bastard.
>get head again. Get hard.
>takes like 5 minutes to get it on
>yes finally thank god
>lay her down on her back
>enter phase 2: getting my dick inside how tha hell
>run my finger aroynd her pussy to fund the hole
>guide and squeeze my dick inside
>she moans
>oh fuk
>begin moving slowly back and forth not really knowing what im doing
>keep going slowly getting a little faster
>get a steady pace not even going that fast
>o shit
>"imma cum"
>continue pumping her
>cum inside condom while thrusting
>pull out and check if condom broke or if cum spilled out. It didnt.
>we laid down and she high fived me it was so fucking cringey but she was honestly one if the coolest chillest girls ive met.

>Be me 22 yo
>started hanging around brony groups because had no friends and wanted people to talk to that I know would be worse social outcasts than me.
>chatting to fatty and she says she wants to visit me to play vidya games
>reply with "o-ok, but can I practice eating you out then?"
> "I wouldnt be able to stop at just that"
>I pick her up from train station by bus cuz I am too poor for car. Whole trip to my place I am hard as fuck with pre-cum dripping down my leg.
>she cooks me dinner and we play a couple games before I cant hold back any more, take controller out of her hand and start fingering her.
>she loving it and cums but stops me saying I am banned from using my hands, I actually stop using them for rest of the night cuz im a dumbass.
>she takes clothes off and I feel physically ill when her gut flies free, ignore cuz this might be only chance to lose virginity
>she gives shitty bj, then mounts me, her vag is loose as fuck accept for the last inch that I feel spread.
>switches to condom after letting me feel what its like raw back. Literally cant feel anything through it.
>fuck for 3 hours and I am getting exhausted and still no where near cumming and she has cum multiple times.(or at least thats what she said)
>I stop cuz im fucking tired and losing my hard on due to exhaustion and her body barely being a 4/10
>decide to have a wank while fingering her again since she is apparently not going to let me cum
>when I do cum and she notices she calls me an asshole
>ignores me the rest of the night and the next morning before storming out to leave.

later on I found out she was a virgin hunter that went around seducing all the virgin nerds into sleeping with her.

>>694038669
>Be me, lot of years ago because I'm an oldfag.

>Was 14.

>A friend and I banged the school slut, who was 16, in my basement. I went first. >Came in her, stayed hard, just kept going. Came in her a 2nd time. Left the room while my friend did her.

>She got pregnant & had an abortion.

>>694038669
hooker 32

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>>694038669
>Be 14 in highschool at the time
>Be with GF for a few months (she's 15 at the time)
>prior to this just did BJ's mostly
>we decide to finally have sex
>prior to this I did fuck her in the ass at my grandmas house but it never slipped into her vagina. We used it as a form of basically preventing her from losing her virginity.
>She tells me we are going to fuck after school (it was a friday and she was going to take the bus home with me to my house)
>we go to my house
>the date was May 2nd, 2008 around 4-5pmish
>Slip on a condom
>she lays down in missionary
>play with her vagina a bit to get her more wet
>stick my dick in her
>feels warm/moist imagine sticking your dick into something like luke warm water that can grip your dick as you go in and out
>feels better than her ass (the grip on the way out is better)
>fuck her till she cums and I cum
>lay down next to each other and just talk about the experience that we will remember for the rest of our lives

In hindsight (being 22 going on 23 soon) I probably remember it better than it was - but it is something I always will remember.

>>694053240
Her dad started doing sex stuff with her when she was 2yo/almost3. She basically became totally addicted to sucking dick. When she was 10 she was big enough to take him in her kitty so he started fucking her and cumming inside her most every day. When she had her first period they had to stop.
He made videos with her, they're really hot vids.
She wants me to do our daughters like her daddy did her and I think when that time comes I'll do it.

>>694039599
>Avoid sex because autism until 24
>have 10/10 body and get laid whenever I want now

Still have a hard time with relationships, though.

>>694038669
By puttin my dick in a vagina

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>>694050782
10/10

>>694053113
you sound like you would be insufferable in person.

>>694055525
How does one do the insertion?

>>694055378
Same boat as you, Anon. Probably going to get a formal diagnosis because a friend is pointing out some tendecies I have indicative of autism.

>>694038669
I was 17, had gf who was 18
>gf takes me to party
>have fun
>we go to parking lot to make out
>end up fucking
I'm probably one of the few people happy about loosing their virginity in a van.

>>694038669
Was backpacking through Japan aged 20 and a Euro girl fucked me in the hostel bunk bed. Then fucked a Japanese girl the night after.

>>694038669
Stuck my penis in a woman, what don't you understand, faggot?

>>694038669

>b10
>me and best friend make forts in his basement
>show each other our cocks all the time
>eventually I start sucking him off as well
>he his 8 year old sister
>constantly bugging us to come into the fort
>only if you show us your vag
>she keeps refusing but nosey grils curiosity continues to grow
>curiosity becomes stronger than her dignity
>ok anons I'll show vag
>we let her in
>she undresses for us and lays on the ground with her legs spread so we can "inspect" her naked body
>me and friend take turns fingering her
>can I see your penises too?
>shut up bitch
>of course you can see our penises
>me and friend get naked too
>we go back to playing with pussy and she starts playing with our cocks
>I love cock so much I start playing with my friends cock too
>gril is surprised by this but likes seeing it
>decide to show her how I suck her brothers dick as well
>lean over and take his cock in my mouth
>suck dick for about a minute
>you wanna try it, gril?
>yes
>wtf?!?!!? that was fucking easy
>she leans over and starts sucking her brother
>minute later she sucks me
>both our cocks are raging hard
>let us stick them in your vag, gril
>okay
>HOLY SHIT!!!! 8 year old whores do exist
>brother lays on top of his sister and after a little effort he manages to stick his penis in her
>they fuck right in front of me for about 5 minutes
>i'm actually lying between their legs watching his penis slide in and out of her
>boner is so fucking hard.
>friend pulls out
>your turn anon
>fuck yeah
>get on gril
>my penis goes into her easier than his did
>10 years old and no longer a virgin.

>started fucking her every chance we got after that
>she still loved watching me suck her brothers dick so she made me to it almost everytime before letting us fuck her.

>>694038669
>National Condom Week
>girlfriend got a handful of free condoms
>stumped
>didn't actually learn to Fuck well until years later
>fucked plenty of girls poorly
>became a Dicksman
>married for years
>Fuck my wife silly two or three times a week
feelsgoodman.com

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>be 14
>sleeping over at best friends house
>his sister wants to fuck (she 12)
>sure.jpg
>we start by playing with each other
>she jerks me off while I rub her cooch
>after a while i get on top and stick my dick in her
>about 3 pumps in her brother comes in
>get off her and act like nothing before he even knows whats going on
>play playstation and smoke weed with their father the next morning
never put my dick in a female since and im 19 now

>>694052022
>kind of weird