>>694030762
No.

>>694031734
Fuck off then twat

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>>694030762
Op, I feel like I need to take a shit.
>Wut dew?

>>694031998
Oh don't get me wrong, I'm down for a good wincest thread, There's just no new content coming in right now (a problem I'm actually working on), so why bother with a thread?

Anyone have shedbro greentext?

>>694030762

bump

>>694032857
I have all the ones currectly released and then some. Which ones do you need?

>>694033056
how many are there?

>>694033174
Three parts thus far
1. Alice
2. Karen
3. Revenge of the sith/threesome
Plus a few short stories in the words.

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>>694030762
OP, what about the shit I need to take?

>>694033056

post plox

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>>694033305
Fuck it, I'll just post em all.
1/3

>>694033305
Postem!

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>>694033413

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>>694033494

>>694033305

post shorts

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>>694033552
aaand the 3.5 or troll "revenge of the sith" ending.

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>>694033600

>>694032808
Fair enough, my bad /b/ro. This fucking place, ruffles my jimmies.

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>>694033600

>>694033725

thanks

>>694032808
>a problem I'm actually working on

What do you mean by this?

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>>694033600
Haha, glad to see I wasn't the only one with this idea.

>>694033894
Writing the shorts these guys are asking for.

>>694033725
>>694033850
>>694033956
Thanks for coming through /b/ros!

>>694034052
Wait, is this shed?

>>694034148
Obviously.

Where the fuck is Column.

>>694034287
Fuck column all his shit was fake

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does anyone have the next part of this story? is about a girl called shay and her brother

>>694034287
He posted the other night, shits going down on his end (not in a good way) so he's taking a breather till things calm down.

>>694034525
Why do you say that? And more importantly why does it matter?

>>694034621
Because he's a stupid nigger

https://imgur.com/a/RObji
God-tier

>>694034861
Meh.

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if you're gonna post incest thread then at least include wincest people!

>>694035045
That is the most laughably cringy thing I've seen in a while, thanks anon.

>>694035045
Honestly don't see the appeal in these captured pics. It's obviously me as there's soooo many it just doesn't make me aroused, unlike reading people's stories. Fake or not.

>>694034525

> implying any wincest story is real

At this point its just a fucking endless cliffhanger.

>>694035848
>no wincest is real.
While I largely agree, I kinda wonder if LSA and Shed aren't telling the truth. Thier storys have a lot of dpressing shit that if i feel like would be cut from the story if it was just written to be a fapfic. LSA's especially reads more like someone getting something off their chest rather that writing to fap.
>endless cliffhanger
Kind of? I mean he's caught up to the modern day in his story. It's an endless clifhanger, just like real life

Who knows what happened to twitch?

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>>694036540
R.I.P.

>>694036507
LSA. That the one with his mother who would go out and get shit faced? Trying to learn my wincest lingo.

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>>694036865
This guy.

>>694034581

cont?

>>694036988
Aye thats him. You probably the one who posted this a few nights ago when I asked..?

>>694037444
TRIPS.
Probably, can't say for certain.

>>694037666
Be gone satan

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>>694037444
>>694037666
WHAT THE FUCK

>>694037444
>>694037666
What are the odds a thread rolls two trips in a row?

>be me
>be 10
>fuck my sister
>be me, ten years later
>post it on b
>the end

Okay fags, this is the story of how I ended up in an open relationship with my mother and sisters for about four years.

>Be me
>Be 16
>Living in north central US with my mom and two sisters.
>Never had a talent for description, but I suppose I'll start with mom.
>My mother... How best to put this... My mother is an angel.
>That may seem like a really mushy or pretentious way of putting it, but hear me out.
>I can start with the skin deep stuff, that's easy; as far as beautiful women go, my mother is the real thing.
>She's classically lovely with warm gold hair that she usually wore shoulder length, and she has the kind of startling, vibrant green eyes you usually only see on magazine covers.
>Tall for a woman, with amazing hips and enough chest for most men to appreciate; not lacking in curves but well toned with a kind of soft, feminine strength.
>Her demeanor projected grace and confidence; mom is just so very, very alive.
>Again, that might seem like a strange way to put it, but those warm green eyes of hers shine with vibrant energy and kindness.
>She's always quick witted and laughs freely, but even with her sardonic sense of humor she never puts anyone down or makes jokes at the expense of those she cares about.
>Mom loves her children fiercly, and though she's often overbearing and stubborn, it's her strength of will that keep the family solid and strong; she never lets any of us stay angry at each other for long, one way or another.
>Next up is Molly, my older sister by about two years.
>In appearence, Molly takes after my mother: both have the same warm, kind eyes, though Molly's eyes are blue like mine and our father.
>Both are tall, for a woman, though Molly was thinner of build.
>Unlike my mother, Molly has a light dusting of freckles across her cheeks and nose, and her breasts were a bit smaller than mom's; maybe only Bs where my mother had Cs.

>>694038979

>In addition to that, Molly's hair was about three shades lighter than mom's, a pale white-gold.
>As far as personality goes, Molly was always a lot quieter than the rest of the family, a bit distant.
>She always had this tiny smile, like she was quietly amused by everything that happened, or like she knew a joke that everyone else was missing.
>Oh, and Molly is smart.
>Really, REALLY smart.
>To give you a bit of perspective here, my mother earned her doctorate in organic chemesty when she was 24, and I'd started college that year when I was only sixteen.
>Molly made us both look like idiot children sometimes.
>Though she was thoroughly lacking in ambition, Molly is beyond gifted when it came to academics.
>She's pretty much always the smartest person in the room and she knew it.
>I don't want to give you the wrong idea though, Molly was never cold or aloof, just quiet.
>She was never afraid to offer a shoulder to cry on or a word of well meaning advice, and she had a dry, sardonic sense of humor on the rare occasion when she decided to use it.
>For all Molly's seemingly restrained composure, she didn't handle being stressed very well; she'd get panicked and anxious and would break down if pushed too hard.
>Finally there's Elizabeth.
>Despite being only a little more than a year younger than me, Liz was more than a foot shorter, standing at a proud five foot nothing.
>One might look at Liz and call her petite, though she wasn't annorexic or anything; her body just had a natural thinness that belied the springy, compact muscle she'd picked up over years of gynastics and swimming.
>When she'd entered middle school and started filling out Liz thought she was just getting fat so she'd religiously adopted a reutine of pilates, jogging, swimming, that kind of cardio stuff.
>The end result was a thin, pretty girl with a delightfully toned stomach and legs, modest breasts, and the kind of ass men get into fights for.

>>694039115

>Liz was also a rather intense person.
>Though easily destracted once she applied herself to something she'd follow through with a focus and concentration bordering on neurotic.
>Whether it was gymnastics, dancing, or even homework, Amy never did anything halfway.
>Being the youngest, Liz was also the rebellious one.
>She was the one who got in trouble for staying out late, for hanging out with a bad crowd.
>Liz never got into too much trouble or did any hard drugs, but she had more peircings than my mother was comfortable with, and she regularly died her hair different colors, everything from snow white to deep blue to vibrant orange, whatever suited her fancy at the time.
>Though she could be pointlessly contrary and confrontational at times, Elizabeth was generally friendly and she never held a grudge, often seemingly forgetting all about some giant shouting match she'd had with mom minutes later.
>I suppose for completeness's sake I should give a rundown of myself too, or rather a rundown of who I was during the begining of this story.
>To my eternal embarassment, during highschool I was one of those aggressive assholes that's always hanging out at the gym, lifting, hitting bags, and generally being a dick to anyone who looked at me sideways.
>Never bulked up as much as I'd wanted to, always having a lean, toned look, more like a swimmer or a free runner than a proper bulky /fit/ bro.
>I had my father's brown hair, blue eyes, and "strong face," whatever the hell that means.
>The year before this story starts I'd been expelled from highschool for picking a fight with some asshole (honestly I don't even remember what we were fighting about).
>Naturally mom was pissed, but she used the opportunity to dual enroll me in an online highschool and a local university.
>When the next school year started I suddenly had twelve classes every day, seven highschool classes online and five classes in person at the college.

>>694039450
>died her hair

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>>694039450

am i the only lurker?

>>694042193
your not

>>694042193
nope

>>694042193

Your mom's here, too.

>>694042193
>>694042625
ouch

>>694042193
Apparently not, though I'm thinking this guy >>694039450 is gone...

>>694042758
:( plz no

>>694042758
probably, no interest in his greentext :(

>>694042758
its not pretyped tho

tinyurl com/wincestdrive

>>694043200
Oh, it is, I just quit posting because there didn't seem to be any interest.

>>694043411
Then post it, more bread for others.

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>>694035365
reading long ass stories,,,what are you a fucking faggot?

>>694043579
Does anyone's mom actually talk like that?

Has anyone's mom EVER called them "son"?

>>694043411
Oh don't be a faggot, just post it.

>>694034581
i need mooooore

A little rarer in these threads, but enjoy anons adventure
>https://jumpshare.com/v/LldHYnJgy5nF3hhXN8aA?b=Yx5JQp8LQO5TrlegPXMg

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>>694044166

>>694042193
nah

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>>694043945
>Has anyone's mom EVER called them "son"?
that's like saying "has anyone actually fucked the pizza delivery man?"
>inb4 yes
more women probably call thier sons son on different occasions then pizza delivery men that get fucked on the job from customers.
> it's a fantasy
get with it, son.

>>694044478
Its fine. i did.

>>694045123
I DONT TRUST YOU NIGGA

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>>694044938
>has anyone actually fucked the pizza delivery man?
Having once worked as a pizza delivery guy, you'd be surprise how often people proposition you. It' wasn't an every night thing and most of the people who come on to you are either men, whales, or cougars about a decade past their expiration date. Only ever had one bangable chick come on to me, but I could hear kids in her house so I didn't bite.

>>694039450
>/fit/ bro
>Implying people from there actually get fit

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/b/, my cousin is kinda into me, 8/10 thick ass. We always do a little flirt when we're alone but I never take it as something serious. The main problem I have is that she is a fucking weeb and I hate this shit. Should i do it?

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>>694045425
exactly, it doesn't happen too often for those reasons. fine bitches get laid through proper apparatuses whereas the cheap whores attempt to seduce anything they can. So why make a porno where the participating whore is relatively attractive. Why would an attractive whore even want to seduce a pizza delivery guy? It's stupid to ask that question because it is a fantasy for some. For some it works, so why question it. Move on, mind your own business.
> fucking niggers.

>>694046165
Holy shit someone actually read it.

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>>694045566
>>694045356

>>694046256
Fuck her into the ground faggot.

>>694043579
who's that milf?

>>694046256
How old?
>>694046264
>Why would an attractive whore even want to seduce a pizza delivery guy?
Dunno, but the one who made a pass at me was pretty hot. Probably a few years past being a 10, but definitely a mega milf.

Maybe it's a "am I still pretty?" kind of thing? I notice that most of the women who actually came on to me were older, often times they'd have a pale band of skin where they'd recently had a ring. Makes me wonder if a lot of them weren't either looking for some fun on the side or just coming out of a divorce.

>>694038810
Love it. Cont.?

>>694046666
She turned 18 a few months ago. I'll probably do her regardless

>>694046899
Make sure to take mental notes for greentexting.

>>694037666
>>694046666
I just rolled 666 then 6666 in the same thread. Am I the devil?

>>694046775
>shit on sister's head
>she wakes up when im half way out the door
>convince her its the sand man
>???
>>>/p/rofit

>be me
cont.?

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>>694047381
>>694047200

>>694047504
>fuck sister
the end

>>694047837
Yeah, this thread is dead. Night everybody.

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>>694048065
Knight everybody?!?!