I want to get fucked by a dog, but I have a loving girlfriend. What do /b/?
>>694020558
refuse to let a replaceable bitch stop you from pursuing your dreams of pupper dong
Kys prolly
Already being fucked by one, faggot.
>>694020558
doesn't sound like she loves you if you want to get fucked by a dog
I can't help it I'm hungry for dog cock
Don't let your bitch stop you from being a bitch.
>>694021065
then do it and regret it for the rest of your life knowing your a massive fag and a disgrace over all living things
Get fucked by a dog and don't tell her
>>694021240
>disgrace over all living things
>literally just an animal having interspecies sex with another animal
>which happens actually pretty often in the animal kingdom
by your logic, lions who fuck tigers and vice versa are also disgraces over all living things.
>>694020558
The dog won't tell
>>694021240
The way I see it, both I and the dog receive benefit, so why shouldn't we?
If only it weren't so taboo
>>694021240
>be a religiousfag
>insult others
No, you gullible fucks are at the bottom of the barrel.
>>694021675
In my country animal fucking is legal, so is being a massive faggot.
>>694020558
Continue on your path, you are already requesting it
>>694021511
humans are not that closely related to dogs
>>694022014
they're still both animals
>>694022014
It's anatomically similar enough.
>>694021796
just reminding him that if he does it it will haunt him for the rest of his life unless he is stupid and he will spend a long time regretting it in the afterlife
>>694022225
Why would I regret it?
Also, why is bestiality morally wrong if you aren't hurting the animal?
>>694022225
>afterlife
It probably wouldn't "haunt" OP or anything. If he wants it, he should try it - the worst that could happen is that he regrets it a bit for a couple of months before forgetting the worst of it and accepting it as an experience.
The best that could happen is that he achieves a life goal of his and also is sexually fulfilled.
>>694022220
Dog cock has an actual fucking bone in it.
Horsecock is much closer
>>694022435
>>694022784
Horsecock is too big to take safely.
>>694022784
>>694022925
mr hands
>>694022925
In your ass, yeah. Unless you find a mini horse.
Oral is always fun too
>>694022225
I never got fucked by an animal, but I did some atricious stuff from a social consensus perspective. Nothing criminal just utterly gross. And I still don't regrett a thing, since I've come to accept myself as fucked up as I might be.
>>694023101
I think everyone's fucked up in someway, just no one wants to admit it.
>>694022014
Love red heads
That one on the left is copping an underage feel though
>>694023101
I hope you do come to your senses someday and fully realize what you have done so you can die somewhat peacefully
>>694023101
>story time
>>694023392
this
>>694020558
im pretty sure the dog isnt gonna tell anyone
or you could just buy a strap-on and let her peg you like you secretly want
>>694023489
It sounds like he's accepted his life choices already.
>>694023690
Lol
>>694020558
if you have a loving girlfriend, just buy a dick strap that has a dog dildo on it and ask her to wear it and fuck you with it... problem solved.
>>694023690
That's not quite the same as an actual dog. Ever hear of the knot?
>>694023392
ofcourse everyone are sinners everyone has done or is going to do something really awful in their lives, but thats life and you should spend your life admitting and seeking forgiveness for your sins
>>694020558
have the dog fuck her
I have a lady friend that's thinking about letting a dog fuck her. Any anons have experience with this?
>>694023934
Is getting fucked by a dog a sin? If so, why?
>>694023576
>>694023101
story or else
>>694024012
According to the bible yes, somewhere in leviticus I think
>>694023855
I am not expert, however you might be able to find an adaptable dog dildo that attaches to a strap-on on bad dragon's site
>>694024101
But why? Who does it hurt? Why is it sinful to seek pleasure if it hurts no one?
>>694023920
Ever heard of a dog dildo?
>>694022014
So fucking monkeys is fine?
>>694024184
I'm not God, I can't answer your question sorry m8
>>694023984
GET US A VIDEO OF IT
>>694024310
no but definatly more ok than dogs
>>694023101
Better tell a fucking story, anon
>>694024290
Bad dragon is too expensive, and I've used dildos and plugs before. I want the real thing now.
>>694023920
ever heard of bad dragon strap-ons
>>694024614
hot
>>694023101 <im not this guy
I've let the family dog lick my cock and felt like shit afterwards. Self hating ect.
But I still want some horse action qq
>>694023392
And when everyone's fucked up, no one will be!
>>694023576
Ok.
> be me around 19 years old
> nerdy virgin with a conflicted oedipus complex
> got into sissy/trap porn
> needed more extreme stuff
> one day when my mom was at work, I tried dressing up as a sissy
> got rock fucking hard
> weeks later
> got again in a super horny "I need to do some fucked up shit" mood
> so I did cum into my moms shampoo bottle
> smelled if there was even the slightest hint
> nothing
> fuckyes.jpg
> and I don't even remember when this was....around the same time
> again super horny mood
> found my mothers dildo
>...
I guess you know what happend then
>>694025076
Why did you hate yourself?
>>694025122
>implying any of that is even remotely disgusting by 4chan standards
>>694025233
Because I am and have been a christian for 10 years, also am the goodie 2 shoes kid
>>694025122
Nah, it's pretty revolting. The dog guy is more preferable to that guy.
>>694025254
I guess experimental self-facials and tasting your own cum is also pretty tame then?
>>694025882
Of course. Getting facials from animals and shit, now your are starting to get somewhere
>>694025254
Usual incest/sissy shit yeah..
>>694025122
Fucking checked faggot. Cheers for sharing though, I guess.
>>694025542
>>694025233
..and that's not very compatible with sucking off a horse
plenty of zoofag on that other chan
>me at 24.
>knock on door.
>guy I haven't seen since highschool.
>come to party.
>what party?
>huge party. going away party for biker friend.
>I don't know him. Why me?
>well..um...ur gay, right?
>maybe a bit.
>well....hey you like speed? <pulls out huge bag of caps>
>well um...here you can have them...so, we got like 3 girls we're banging, and everybody's doing so much speed nobody can keep it up until their turn comes around.
>somebody joked that we needed a fluffer. I said I knew a guy......um so you into it?
>fast forward, by the time I get there, there's 2 girls left.
>next day, down to one girl, and I'm giving full blow jobs now as well as "fluffing".
>2 days later the party's winding down. Everybodys all fucked out.
> somebody brings a german shepard into the bedroom.
>with about 10 guys watching or encouraging, they try to talk the girl into taking on the dog. She's into it, but the dog won't. They try to get her to blow the dog, but she won't.
>Next, their attention turns to me.
>Hey, I was pretty high and drunk and had sucked so much dick. At this point there's a dozen guys egging me on.
>The dog refuses to mount me, but lets me suck it's dick.
>the dog is getting more excited and shifts to a better position to fuck my mouth.
>So now I'm on my knees, bent over backwards, resting on one elbow, blowing the dog. Getting skullfucked hard.
>When the dog gets close to cumming, it starts hopping up and down like a jackrabbit, and it's dick pops out of my mouth.
>As I'm trying to get my mouth back on his dick, he cums all over my face.
>Clear spunk that stinks to high heaven. Lots of it.
>Wash my face over and over all day and can still smell it. Nasty stink.
>Final tally. I blew 18 guys at least 3 times each and 1 doggie facial.
tl;dr Don't bother, the doggie experience was overall unpleasant.
>>694027208
8ch?
>>694027251
Well you didn't take it in the ass
>>694020558
OP you have some serious mental issues
I would advice you to go seek out a sexual therapist. its nothing to be ashamed of, you should honestly start considering it