spark plug to the windshield

>>694018634
Don't cut the brake lines, you'll get some unlucky kid run over

Key a big ol weiner in the door

why the fuck would you want to damage someone's car

>>694019963
Cuz I'm too much if a pussy to confront someone face to face

>>694019963
he was a friend but went behind my back and fucked my gf of 3 years and is with her now..
need revenge

expanding foam up the exhaust and in all the cracks around each door, in the grill, you name it.

>>694019358
i was going to use a brick, but that might be easier if i can find a spark plug..

>>694018634
Slash two tires, most insurance won't cover it until three are cut, plus he then has to tow it somewhere as well

>>694020378
that might take too much time.. i wanna be in and out with maximum damage as quickly as possible

>>694018634
Drill a hole in his gas tank.

burn it down

Get baloney, and put mayonnaise on the back of it. Place somewhere on the car. If it's warm outside; whenever he tries to pull them off, it'll cause the paint to come off as well.

>>694020498
ok.. do u think a switchblade will be able to penetrate the tire?

1. Take a slice of ham
2. Put on car
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

>>694020851
no

>>694018634
Metal shavings in gas tank

Put sugar in the gas it will completely wreck the car.

Fake copies of his license plate. Put them on another car. Drive said car as fast as possible past speed cameras.

>>694020918
whats the best way to slash a tire then?

I'm not advocating you do it. But hypothetically, a couple cups of sugar in the gas tank would fuck his engine up.

Pour pancake syrup in gas tank.

>>694021010
>>694021019
>>694021105
>>694021114
pretty sure most cars have a locked gas tank door, so i won't be able to get in the gas

>>694020825
glad i'm not the only one who's done this.

also Limburger cheese in the HVAC system

>>694021078
Bare razor blade standing on end. From the inside of course. So he doesn't see it.

Marbles in the gas tank, car will run for a few minutes until fuel pump sucks up marbles cutting off the engine, when the engine dies out the marbles fall back down and cycle repeats, also cut only 1 or 2 brake lines

>break in
>hotwire
>crash it into a brick building

Take off the air caps to each of his tires and take a knife and stab it in the hole to release all the air. Then put a note on his windshield saying "Learn how to drive" this way he will think that the person who did this was random roadrage and would never suspect you.

It takes two to tango! Can't only take it out on the guy. She's just as bad as him!

>>694018634
Smear your pussy juice all over his sidemirrors

Throw a bunch of co2 cartridges up tailpipe

>break in
>hotwire
>crash it into a foam building

Gorilla glue. In locks, under handles, on windows, between wipers and windshield, etc...

hurt him not the car you fucking coward

Fucking with someone's car is scum of the earth level shit. You're a cocksucker. Be a man and actually fight him or turn him into the cops, you coward.

>>694021461
yeah i know but she at least told me she cheated me the next day (didnt tell me it was the friend though) and broke up with me..

the friend pretended nothing happened and i hung out with him a little over the past month and am now just finding out theyre dating and he was the guy

>>694018634
pussy, you should burn it down
nothing as easy as throwing a molotov

>>694021580
need to keep this in mind u genius

Zip tye around the driveshaft. The car will be totaled after he drives it.

>>694021301

lol wtf is this shit advice

any fucking run of the mill knife will slash a tire

>>694021736
Hello, cops? Yeah this guy took my girl. Throw his ass in jail. Thanks.

"Aerospace/airplane paint remover", it removes paint and primer

>>694021848
lol what

Most insurrance places cover all four tires if anything happens.
go for 3. if they try to slash the 4th for insurance, take a photo.

I know OP is always a fag but damn... Grow up and confront the guy. The car hasn't done anything to you,

>>694020192
Kick him square in the nuts or punch him in the fucking head. Fucking with someone's car is gutless and chickenshit. Don't be a pussy OP

>>694018634
If you have problem with someone, deal with that person directly. Fucking with someone's car is what women and kids do.

>>694018634

Step 1 - Make about a half pound of thermite

Step 2 - Wit till it's super late/nobody's about and place thermite on the hood, right over the engine block.

Step 3 - Ignite thermite.

Step 4 - Watch from a distance as the thermite burns through the hood and engine block of the car. Probably into the asphalt underneath too.

Step 5 - Don't get caught (hopefully) as the car is now a write off and on fire.

>>694021768
yeah burn it down or dont do anything

fill gas tank with water

>>694021890
I hope he turns your ass into the cops and then beats your face into a goddamn pulp.

>>694020192
how about not being a beta faggot in the first place

>>694018634
Take the bolt off the oil pan and that shits gonna blow up

>>694021019
Urban legend

>>694021580
that's not going to do anything. even if they get hot enough to explode they will just fail at the seal where they're designed to fail and let all of the gas out and do no damage.

>>694021746

fucking with homies car isnt going to make you feel any better

it will however make you a little bitch

you will also regret it in a few years when your fragile little girl emotions get under control and you move the fuck on like an adult

>>694021105
False

>>694021732
>>694021736
>>694022030
there's nothing to confront him about. i told him he's a piece of shit. all of our mutual friends knows he's a piece of shit. he doesn't respond to my texts and my ex actually likes him...

what would i do? roll up to his house and wait til he comes out and fight him? i dont have time for that plus i don't want to risk getting my ass beaten and looking the fool. i just want quick and easy revenge.. everyone knows he deserves it

>>694018634
acquire illegal fireworks equivalent to small explosives and let er rip

>>694022275

No it won't, it'll just seize after a few miles, might ruin the engine but that's it.

just build a little bomb and blow that shit up

The funny thing is this guy will just turn it into insurance, get a new car and OP will be in jail. Lol.

Get back at her by posting something of her.

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>>694022406
your a moran

>>694022171
U mad

>>694022306

not an urban legend at all, actually

my brother is a mechanic at a GM dealership and he works on about 2-3 a year that people did this to. quite a bit of work to flush out all the fuel system and shit

i know they tried it on mythbusters or something like that but they must have used an older car without all of the current computer systems and sensors that decide whether a car today runs or not

if you have the time to really fuck with him, you can put a screw through his tire every few days

>>694022406
If you don't have time to fuck him up but you do have time to fuck his car up you are a flaming faggot. Fucking move on you mongoloid fucktard

Y'all a bunch of fucking pussies with your shady ass tactics.

Just molotov the fucking car, hypocrite piece of shit deserve it

bleach or sand into the oil cap. That will wreck the motor in a few hundred miles.

>>694022406
You are absolute filth. You are lower than a nigger. You're trash with shitty ideals and this is why she is with him not you. Evaluate yourself and make improvements then move on. Failing that, kill yourself.

>>694022623
Correct, main issue is the fuel injection system in modern cars, the jets get clogged by the sugar and it's pretty pricey to fix.

>>694021768
agreed, no pyro no party op

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>>694022623
no its an urban legend mechanics don't know shit about cars.

>>694021078
Let the air out and then slash it

>>694020851
If it's a good quality one like a Benchmade or a Kershaw. If you've not heard of these brands ever, yours is not good quality. A good sharp fixed blade is better, or an axe

burn it down
blow it up

>>694018634
pour a gallon of paint in through a crack in the window

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>>694022709
yeah i can tell you've done a lot of molotoving in your days. you sound so hardened.

>>694021423
Best

>>694022841

>mechanics don't know shit about cars.

kek

shit on windshield

>>694022709

yea i wouldn't recommend that consider OP is 100% the most likely and only suspect for any dmg this guy sustains to his car what with his jilted lover motivation and all

destroy the car and if it's worth enough you'll be charged with felony destruction of property. a few tires isn't a felony, but a whole car is

also wouldn't recommend cutting brake lines, you're just asking for an attempted murder charge if you get the wrong DA

best course of action is just to man up and stop getting so upset about some lost pussy

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>>694018634
Limburger cheese stuffed in the air vents defroster. Smell will never go away. Can't sell it can't drive it.
?????
Profit

>>694018634
Slash 3 tires, insurance only pays for 4

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Pickaxes. When you need to send a message.

>>694020599

Negative. Buy gun grade stuff. will take 40 seconds.

>>694023160
Nothing will happen if they can't prove who did it, unless you're dumb as shit and post it all over the internet, which he did.

Simple. Just take a coke bottle and fill it with the acid from a car battery. Then walk up the the car you want to fuck up, and poor it over the roof and walk away.
This will dissolve through the paint, and all the way into the surface of the metal, making it rust. He will have to replace anything the acid touches, plus anything that the paint drips when it runs off the car.

>>694023222
checked

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>>694023228
?????????????

Only pop 3 of his tires instead of all 4. That way he has to pay out of pocket instead of insurance covering it

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>>694022544

>>694023160
not really planning on getting caught.. even if he knows it was me, he doesn't know where i live

>>694023233
Those are speed holes buddy, trust me I'm a mechanic. Also his headlight fluid looks a tad on the low side

>>694023357
And it doesn't start dissolving before you are long gone from the car. You can have it in a cup, so that you can just quickly poor and leave.

>>694023490
kek

>>694023459
>he was my friend and took my girl
>such a friend that he doesn't even know where I live

Your story is bullshit

>>694023459

your friend doesn't know where you live?

what, do you guys sit next to each other in fucking gym class you child?

>>694018634
buy a bag of sugar or a two liter of coke and put it in the gas tank. The car will drive him where he needs to go just fine then when he turns it off the sugar will carmalize in the cylinders locking the motor in place. Now the person needs a rebuild.

>>694023357
And how do you propose getting battery acid out of a battery, into a coke bottle and not have said bottle disintegrate, professor?

>>694018634
side puncture the tires. They need to be replaced and insurance doesn't always cover tire damage

Sup OP don't listen to all these other retards saying put stuff in the gas tank most modern gas tanks have a device blocking anything external, other than gas to go into the tank or the retards say to burn it with thermite, that will get you caught no doubt
So what you do...

>Jack up car till all wheels off ground
>take lugnuts off the wheels
>take wheels off
>put car back on ground without wheels
>pry open the hood
>disconnect battery
>hide the wheels somewhere safe or put them on your car

Protip - I do this whenever I get a flat tire

CS powder all along the bottom of the windshield near air intakes (or wherever they happen to be on particular car). I doubt you will ever be able to clean all traces out of air system, making the car undrivable without a gas mask...

>>694023459
Well the cops know where you live... so yeah.

Doesn't matter what you do to his car. He's still gonna be enjoying that sweet pussy while you sit alone on b. Let that sink in you little faggot.

>>694018634

Salami the car if it's white or a light color. Hot day, a few packs of Oscar Mayer salami, and a few hours nets you a pink polka-dotted car that any man would be proud to drive around.

>>694023490

You mean his blinkers fluid?

>>694023686
>>694023687
i moved across the country a couple weeks ago so he has no idea where i live. i'm flying back and will be near his place for one day so i'm looking to do it then

park it under a tall building with a bullseye on the roof. then jump off building. that'll fuck up his car

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>>694022797

Thermite ignited ontop of the engine block, will melt right through

>>694023726
Good question, young neckbeard in the back.
You can open and poor directly from most car batteries, as they have a cap for replenishing vapourized liquid. A coke bottle can withstand a surprisingly strong acids - as coke is acidic itself, and the bottle therefore manufactored for the purpose, my curious student.

>>694023906
i might just do this, slash the tires, spraypaint some shit and bounce.. seems like the easiest and fastest

>>694018634
I once did it to a car with a key fucked it all up.
was drinking with some feds and they said oh shit your name just popped up for property damage.
they said stupid bitch then we snorted some coke.
Fun times with a key you can fuck up a cars paint but probably you can cut the break line.
im not suggesting it in any matter, but you could probably go with the spray paint it is really gay as fuck, or if you have pics of your ex print them not from your computer sex pics and paste them on his car.

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>>694023693
>buy a bag of sugar or a two liter of coke and put it in the gas tank. The car will drive him where he needs to go just fine then when he turns it off the sugar will carmalize in the cylinders locking the motor in place. Now the person needs a rebuild.

As an auto mechanic, pretty much this.

It is the easiest way of fucking up a vehicle badly and if nobody sees you is pretty much untraceable as everybody has sugar at home.

Wear gloves though and take a funnel with an angled tube fitted at the bottom otherwise you can't flow it passed the leak protector system that they have on most modern cars (prevents fumes escaping from the tank)

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>>694023831
i bet you i could drive it easily, im pretty tough.

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Everyone will say sugar in the gas cap, but that really can be fixed pretty easily. Fuel filters make sure the engine isn't compromised.

If you want to really fuck up someone's day, and can get under the hood of their car, pour bleach into the oil cap.

Bleach reacts with the oil causing a heavily oxidating compound, rusting the engine from the inside out.

Also, if you're gonna slash tires, don't slash all 4. Some insurance companies cover damages done to all 4 tires, but none will cover if only three tires are slashed. Also slash the sidewalls, no chance of repair.

If you can get inside the car, throw in a box of fruit flies. The fuckers will be reproducing forever, there will be no way to get them all out.

Honestly, if you want to just kill the guy cut some brake lines.

>>694024402
try to film it fag.

This thread is full of faggots.
Just rip his wing mirrors off.

>>694022865
>an ax
>for a car tire
>claims Benchmade as a good brand
>claims that if one hasn't heard of it or Kershaw, one has a shitty blade
>has prop martial arts weapons on the wall
>wears a fedora
>is virgin
>faggot

pop the oil plug. He'll blow his motor. a car with cosmetic damage can be driven, a car with no motor is fucked.

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>>694024382
RC Cola (Royal Crown) is the most acidic soda known to man with a pH of 2.34.

jump in front of the car while hes driving down the highway

Paint remover all over that bitch.

break cleaner will strip the paint off when he washes the car the next time.

>>694020192
Yeah that's the chick's fault not his

I just suggested sugar in the gas tank. I googled it and according to multipule web sites it never reaches the cylinders because it wont' desolve in the gas. So, I stand corrected. Try water in teh tank instead. one site said it would do the trick. . . why don't you just google it? geeze!

>>694024530
>fuel filters filter out dissolved sugar

>>694024437
Pour a pint of creosote or bitumen in the oil intake. That will cause the whole engine to seize up and require major work.

>>694024707
So, in this class, you are the dude in the back playing CS, who just immidiately googled acid and coke bottle, and read the first fact he could find, when the teacher looked at him. Thanks for your irrelevant contribution.

don't be fag by fucking with his car and beat his ass like a fucking man

>>694018634
40 grit sand paper, use on the window glass, use about 6"diameter circles. The result will be fogged glass

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>>694024801

> buy jolly ranchers
> suck on them until they are wet
> stick on windshield and other Windows (anything with glass)
> make sure they are well stuck on glass
> when he goes to pull them off glass will crack with them and possibly break
> profit

>>6940214234 impossible to Hotwire anymore

>drain oil
>replace with saltwater

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put a rag soaked in gas sticking out of his gas tank and light it. when you walk away it will explode. the whole car will. i cant believe nobody has said this.

>>694025021
>sugar dissolves in gasoline

>>694025353
>Feds now have your saliva
>Traced back to you in days
Good one genius.

>>694025757
>feds working misdemeanors

>>694021391
you are a complete fucking retard. Fuel pumps have a filter sock it wont suck up shit except maybe your microscopic penis

>>694025757
kek
He could use a doge.

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>>694025755
>something that dissolves readily in water won't dissolve in a harsh solvent

>>694025718
No country for old men was a good film

Mothballs in gas tank. Sugar is too easy. Mothballs up the Octane to godly levels and will eat the pistons down to nibs. Yvw

>>694025757
Like they'd go far enough to test saliva over broken windshields dumbfuck

>>694025938
Look at the reflection in the TV screen. That faggot is so eager to take that picture.

Pretty much disregard any comment telling you to add something to his oil. Most hood releases are accessed from the inside of the car/truck unless it is a older model. You could just crawl under it with a hammer and punch and pop a hole in the oil pan then walk away. if it is a low riding car it is going to be hard cause you won't be able to get a good swing and even still there is goign to be oil all over the ground so they probably only be out labor costs a tow fee and a oil pan/ gasket kit.

>>694018634
Chlorine pool shock and brake fluid in a plastic bottle. Car is is Puff the Magic Dragon.

>>694025864
Okay, you try and come back to me

>>694026189
>Most hood releases are accessed from the inside of the car/truck
damn we had no idea. have you ever operated a motor vehicle?

>empty 1 tire through the valve.
>slash said tire a tiny bit.
>inject cement through opening.
>????
>Profit

>>694018634
Get a can of expanding foam insulation (like Great Stuff brand), shoot it into the exhaust pipe, shoot more into the gas tank (the filler tube, actually), and if there's any left, through the grill onto the surface of the radiator. The exhaust pipe will keep it from starting straight away, the gas tank is pretty obvious, and after they get the straightened out, on the radiator will make the care overheat.

>>694020192
Then you need to fuck up her car, not his.

>>694022406
faggot detected

put a black lives matter sign on it with #fuckthecops

Buy a locking gas cap that fits his car, put it on, and throw away the key. Make sure you buy that cap out of town, tho

If you have the time just go under it, drain his engine of oil, and leave. Engine should seize. Ezpz. And you just look like you are workin on a car.

>>694026756
You can remove the living cap easily with a large pair of channel lock pliers

>>694023628
>so that you can just quickly poor
>quickly poor
>poor

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What the fuck are you fags bitching about? Durr just kick his ass. Since when is /b/ full of supreme fighting material. And the police isn't going to like the use of weapons you know, like bashing him from behind with a bat. Also that doesn't work as smooth as it does in the movies.
What if the dude is bigger? Should he train for several years first then fight him?
You guys watch too many movies. Cheating with and stealing someones gf whilst being a friend is breaking the most important unwritten rule of men. Dude deserves to be punished.

Though fucking up a car is somewhat of a chick move unless you fucking bomb or molotov it (which lands you in jail for substantial amounts of time as it endangers others), its a decent revenge if you don't plan to go all James Bond villain masterplan on someone.

Don't know what is coverd and what is not. You can go to town with a pickaxe or pour gasoline through a smashed window and light it.
Regular paint will fuck up his paintwork (or whats it called in english). Thin knives won't work on the tires, use a strong blade. Or maybe a nailgun?

>>694026824
no i think it runs and fucks itself up if you're not smart enough to realize something is wrong and turn off the car

>>694018634
>What's the best way

Back your asshole up to the exhaust pipe and shit in it. You will need to prep a full load for this, so eat meaningfully to make sure you clog it good.

>>694023831
Or ferment a big jar of shit, piss and toilet paper, dump in same location.

>>694026824
Low oil light comes on

>>694027009
>Cheating with and stealing someones gf whilst being a friend is breaking the most important unwritten rule of men.
oh wow bro you're such an honorable dude. no if bitches want you then you take them no matter who they "belong" to or you're a beta faggot.

>>694027144
Tbh most people don't into cars.

>>694018634
several cups of rice inna radiator.

>>694027285
break in and put a piece of electrical tape over it so he wont see it

>>694025864
KEK

>>694018634
Brake fluid on hood or anywhere

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>>694023041
This isn't false.
Anyone smart enough to know shit about cars doesn't become a mechanic.
I'm not even kidding.

Get like a single cup of gasoline. Pour it in his window. Drop a match in.

That took like 30 seconds.

>>694022406
>what would i do? roll up to his house and wait til he comes out and fight him?
that's exactly what you do retard

Post is too long to read, but if no one has mentioned it, Easy Off Oven Cleaner will strip the paint down to bare metal.

Of course, only a faggot fucks with someone's car.

>>694020192
Y you don't fight him, record it and send it to us Pussy?

OP ANSWER ME OR YOUR MOM WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT!
You live in the UK, this is correct yes?

>>694022099
I remember the anarchists cookbook too anon

fun fact brake fluid will strip car paint ...spill a cup of "water " on it

>>694018634
sugar in gas tank

>>694027285
True. The more you know kids.

If possible cut the wire harness in a hard to reach place. If you are going for actual damage then I'd say try to add metal shavings or water to his oil. If you can get in of course. also water in the brake lines cuz fuck it

>>694022623
all it does is clog the fuel filter, that's it

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>>694027679
then what do they become? spacemen?

>>694027509
Kek
Break into a car to put tape on the gauge cluster

>>694027869
This is an old wive's tale. It doesn't do shit.

>>694018634
Do you have a power drill? If so, take off the undercarriage cover and drill holes in the engine block and the transmission. Place the undercarriage cover back so he wont suspect a damn thing.

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>>694022406
What are you gonna do when he finds out you did it?
Might as well fight him now

Damaging property is a pussy move

>>694024104
leave your phone at home, or even better, hide it under public transit, so it moves while you are gone

2 cups of sugar in the gas tank will ruin the engine completly

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>>694028105
Quit being a fag.

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>>694027953
Literally anything but an auto mechanic tbh.

Just take the all washers out of the bolts on the wheels then loosen them to the degree where they look solid but aren't properly fastened.
Every wheel and key component in a vehicle has anti-vibration washers (that stop the bolts from the wheels shaking themselves off). Take them out and then loosen the bolt to speed up the process and after so many miles the wheel/exhaust/engine block wil fall off.

>>694027009
truth thank u

>>694026210
>>694026210
http://youtu.be/EPExgRcpEYI
Pool shock and DOT3 brake fluid

>>694028320
how are you going to get it in the engine from the gas tank?

>get pickup truck with tow ropes
>pull car away
Or you could hook random parts of the car and rip huge holes

>>694026216
Go to bed child, its past your bed time. You clearly know nothing about automobiles.

>>694021444
cheked

>>694018634
Hard candy

>>694018634
pepperoni.

On a hot day all over the car.

Enjoy.

>>694028522
This.
Brake fluid, or even coca cola will fuck up the paint if you let it sit for a few hours.

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buy or make a big smoke bomb. tape it under his car on the cadillac converter and be sure to tape the fuse to it too. he will be driving along and all of a sudden see tons of smoke coming from his care. he will pull over and be thinking "what the heck?!". he won't know waht to do and even after the smoke stops will be concerned about his car. he might even pay for a toe and a look over at a mechanics shop.

Take a saw and saw off his roof!

>>694025757
>Implying his DNA is in the Federal database

Potato up the tail pipe.

>>694028920
That doesn't work. It's summer and convertibles are nice in the summer time.

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>>694022092
>gutless and chickenshit
Hello newfriend, welcome to /b/

Make thermite on the hood. A small plate sized amount will burn through the engine block.

Put brake fluid in a super soaker and spray the car as you drive by. Say bye bye to the paint.

Slash 1 tire but cover it up with black tape that matches the tire also, slash the wires to his radio, only after taking out the device cooling the engine.

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>>694028867
>cadillac converter

Drain his blinker fluid on the ground and call the closest environmental agency. Hilarity ensues.

>>694028105
Yes because 2+ gallons of fluid will definitely just sit on top of cheap plastic cover and not spill out everywhere

>>694028544
There aren't washers on lug nuts.

What does that do?

Buy paint and get it all over his car; windshield licence plates, tires, driveway everything.

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>>694027380
Hoodlum nigger cunt.
I prefer not to lose most friends I've got just to cum in a particular skank a few times. Only niggers care about nothing but sex.
If honor and loyalty are beta, consider me beta.

FYI spray paint comes off easily. If you're gonna do mildly annoying things to his car why don't you rub crisco on the windows, push cheese through his vents, and jam a banana up his tailpipe.

>>694018634
Dont cut brakes. If caught that moves from simple vandalism to sabotage with intent to harm. Go with the paint, smashed windows, cut tires and pissing on the floor boards.

>>694028867
>Cadillac converter

God fucking damn you're stupid. Or 12. Probably both.

>>694027380
Kek. Sounds like the words of someone with no friends and no girlfriends.

>>694028544
Enjoy removing wheel locks

>>694028867
Underage detected. Gtfo

>>694029557
ah damn okay i might go with the aircraft remover or the brake fluid then

Pipe bomb under it.

>>694018634
Sugar in the gas tank

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>>694022406
Fight him you little cunt. If he beats your ass he beats your ass. Man the fuck up and either take an ass whooping or give one.

>>694029368
if you're drilling holes in the bottom, you're doing it wrong.

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>>694029576
>pissing on the floor boards.

Way to leave DNA evidence numbnuts.

>>694029378
>Anti-vibration washer
People (myself included) have those on lug-nuts too.
But if the guy is a fool and doesn't use the washers then just loosen the lug-nut

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>>694029697
why the fuck do you think im underage im 21 i can drink beers

>>694029538
Yeah, I'm in the same boat as you. Plus, if a girl wants to cheat on her boyfriend with one of his friends, than she not a girl you wanna get involved with. Shell do it to you, too.

>>694029161
whats this magical "device" that cools the engine? SMH

>>694029426
What do you do?

>>694029895
Because you type like a child. What year did you drop out of school in?

>>694018634
Chlorine in gas.
Run
?????
Profit

>>694030004

Why would you do it?

>>694029999
ayyy checked

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>>694018634
listen dumbass the tires wont flatten unless you cut the little valve. you cant stab it with a knife. i recomend taking an old tire iron. wipe off any fingerprints and as you throw it into his window use gloves. (of course be in all black and hide your face and skin color very effectively. I've done this with my ex's car after she cheated on me it was extremely fun.

>>694018634
stab the tires super hard. As hard as you possibly can.

>>694020851
Yeah, in the side wall. Anyone who said it won't had no clue.

>>694029837
First rule of war: strategy. That's how the Greeks beat Persia.

>>694029895
Bull. Fucking. Shit. Take your underage ass somewhere else.

>>694022406
Dont listen to those fake ass manly males. Fuck up his property and everything else. Make him suffer. A punch in the face is not equal to betrayal of trust of this kind.

I had a very similar situation (although it may have been much worse) and I fucked up his relationship with "the love of his life." At first he just insulted me over texts, a month later I've heard from his friend that he's devastated and suicidal. Any of his future relationships I can fuck up the same way. If that doesnt work, I can easily make him get arrested and locked up for a couple years. I hope he kills himself. Those people never learn and will never stop doing shit like that. Karma only works if you help it.