Waifu claiming thread
The rules are very simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus - Declared by Tats c:
>Discuss stuff
̶>̶K̶e̶e̶p̶ ̶R̶P̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶E̶R̶P̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶m̶i̶n̶i̶m̶u̶m̶
> ̶P̶o̶s̶t̶ ̶f̶i̶t̶t̶i̶n̶g̶,̶ ̶n̶o̶t̶ ̶o̶v̶e̶r̶-̶s̶e̶x̶u̶a̶l̶i̶s̶e̶d̶ ̶c̶o̶n̶t̶e̶n̶t̶
>Give all your shares to Lastation
>Most important:L̶e̶w̶d̶s̶ Have fun!
>Gamindustri Best Cosplay Girl Claimed
>Noire thread
That's enough lurking for one day.
>panty shot
I mean Rory-sama claimed
>>694015562
I've missed those rules
>>694015382
Okay then..
>>694015558
no u
>very late
>>694012383
Hi.
>>694012460
Not tan Yuuko.
Claimed.
Early and filthy.
Early bake Noire thread.
Eric is still my precious angel though. Look at him, he's a big handsome boy.
claimed
Claimed. Rare.
Lurking
Saber claimed abyss edition
>>694015989
lorre
>>694015562
claimed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBQAIR1CWM8
>>694015989
I hope he dies overnight from an unfortunate turn of events.
>>694015811
*-*
>>694015836
>Amatsu in a sweater
>>694015989
He is still a good looking boy. I guess if I were some kind of supervillain, I would keep nothing but Sydney funnel-webs as pets.
>>694015562
Thats some mighty lewd rules Nazza
>>694015558
Hanako gets fucked in her game.
Noire doesn't.
Just this.
>>694015733
Don't worry Kyouko, it's just once, next threads are all yours.
>>694015814
I suppose it's Teto then.
>>694015836
Glad to hear that.
>>694015750
I agree.
>>694015845
How's life treating you Galko?
>>694016348
As always~
>>694016496
>Are you retarded?
claimed
HEAR ME
I am looking for the anon whose waifu pleasures old men for money
Is he in the thread?
>>694015989
Spoder a cute
>>694016693
>Are you retarded?
Before he responds with it agreeing with you as all self-loathing individuals here would do. Yes he is.
>>694016223
Anon.
>>694016304
Nothing will happen to my babies. I take very good care of them all.
>>694016702
Right?
>>694016348
I'm not a super villain. I want to get a Goliath bird eater.
>>694016702
He swapped to Saber
>>694016477
One of the best things to come out of /int/
>>694016496
You're still lewder ^_^
>>694016702
wut
very filthy early bake or somthing
>>694016702
your thinking of yourself, no?
Claimed.
>>694016496
Woah, it's been a while hasn't it? How are you?
>>694015898
Ay I'm back, what's been going on?
>>694016693
I give up fuck this shit.
>>694016800
You can just explain things instead. It's easier.
>>694016867
I guess I am ^^
>>694016306
>Oh-uh
>>694016496
Hmhm
>>694017243
>It's easier.
Too much effort.
>>694016802
Spiders are very cute. jumping spider are my favorite
>>694016826
Well fuck me right?
>>694016867
Didn't catch that joke?
>>694017031
Hadn't even crossed my mind
You on the other hand... I mean a maid does lend services
>>694016496
It's alright, a little better than before.
>>694016802
>Nothing will happen to my babies. I take very good care of them all.
I honestly laughed louder than I thought I would. Fair enough.
>>694016802
It would be cool to have some Peacock spiders. A small group, maybe just pairs in a tank.
>pic related
>>694016496
We both know that people will ignore the lewd rules though, Nazza.
>Rory-sama
>>694017209
Yep it's been some time.
I'm okay thanks, just going on with life. You?
>>694017300
>
>>694017335
Then leave me with my ignorance and don't complain.
>>694017556
Glad to know, I hope it will be even better from now on.
>>694017209
Hey there sweetie! Nothing much is happening on my end, done with writing for now. Sorry for leaving, I got into my writing and had not noticed how juch time had gone by.
How are you? Did you get what you need from the store?
>>694017209
>>694017655
>Then leave me with my ignorance and don't complain.
Ouch, that cut me a little.~~~~~~~~
>>694017655
Thanks, I hope the same for you.
>>694016802
Eric's looking good.
So tired,
Goodnight thread.
>>694017851
It's 6:00 PM the absolute madman
>>694017243
>legs
>>694017300
>I'm dying out here
>>694017507
no
>>694017851
Goodnight qt3.14
>>694017851
G'night, sand dove.
>>694017851
Goodnight wonderful, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yuuko.
>>694017851
Gluten tag.
>>694017507
I saved a jumping spider at work last week. It was hopping around on the counter so I scooped it up and took it outside.
>>694017639
Well, they're mostly solitary so putting them together would probably be bad.
>>694017627
But, like, I've actually been learning how to provide medical help to them if necessary.
>>694017825
He is adorable. So so adorable. My big fuzzy spider.
>>694017639
Everyone does as much as I do.
It isn't funny anymore.
>>694017770
Not telling me what I misunderstood and complaining about the fact that I can't understand just flushed down the toilet the coherence of the topic.
>>694017825
Thank you ^^
>>694017851
Goodnight Yuuko!
See you soon.
>>694018105
c:
is this a new thread ?
I claim tomoko
>>694017851
Night!
>>694018295
No no, I understand. Just the amount of care you express for your pets made me laugh, I expected a different response and that caught me off guard. We typically get orb weavers down here.
>>694018303
Was just playful banter, don't take yourself so seriously, darling.~~~~~~~
>>694018105
Are you? I want you to unkill yourself
>>694017507
not that type of services
>>694018295
Until mating season. I guess I could keep them in seperate smaller tanks until then. The funnelwebs will have to stay seperate. Too territorial and aggressive.
>>694018455
Thats number 6 then. Jesus Tomocuck is popular.
>>694018497
A pet is a pet, regardless of species. Equal care for all or you dont deserve the pet.
>>694016477
whats this called?
>>694018303
We beach now?
>>694018635
>Equal care for all or you dont deserve the pet.
God, that's not what I meant.
I agree, I just expected something else. The care on his part caught me off guard and made me laugh.
>>694018726
>Ama
Claimed.
>>694018497
I do care a great deal for them, about as much as I did for my dog that I had for 13 years. I don't want to talk about that though. Orb weavers are pretty. My mom gets corn spiders in her yard sometimes, they're pretty stunning.
>>694018635
Some species are, yeah. But there's one species that lives in packs, with giant webs and hundreds of spiders.
>>694018635
number 6?
>>694018672
Dictatorship of the rich.
>>694018791
Akiko?
>>694018862
Combat edition?
>>694019120
Akiko made it, yes
>>694018497
I give the right amount of seriousness to everything.
You made me spend some good time anyway.
>>694018726
Sure why not~
>>694018973
The sixth Tomoko claimer Ive seen. At the least. Ive lost track.
>you're all merged with the megumins
>>694018768
Fair enough.
>>694018791
Looks good thanks
>>694016826
is that rwby?
>>694018303
Stop, I can only take so much
>>694018528
NOIRE'S KILLING ME HALP
>>694018726
Woot
>>694019232
I leik megumeme too
>Make one wish
What do you wish for?
I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>694018947
That's good, as Rory said if it's your pet it deserves equal treatment. Typically we get wolf spiders as well that like to run around the house. I try to let them out, roommate just kills 'em unfortunately.
Corn spiders? Can't say I'm familiar.
>>694019218
Yes, but this is 4chan. Likewise.
>>694019232
How's your day going anyway, handsome.
>>694019125
Terrorist edition.
>allah akbar.
>>694017507
Sorry bout that Akiko thought the news already spread. Looks good though
>>694019426
I wish that I switched genders.
>>694019463
Is that the real Stocking?
>>694019438
I let all spiders out, even Recluse spiders.
>>694017655
It's fantastic to see you back.
It's understandable for being away.
Just been here having a great times with the others, workin' n' junk. Anything happened while away?
>>694017669
It's okay, I left after a bit on the thread. That's good you got it done, more time for enjoyment! You got the work done before hanging which in my book is something I admire.
I feeling very great! I was getting them but noticed I could get some chicken tenders. So I got that instead. Also purchased some fruit jucies, which is usually organic. They're heavenly like yourself. I get the other ingredients later on, I'm going enjoy myself today!
>>694017744
Good to see you again, Shiro!
>>694019218
Her breasts look like they're all watery because of her clothes
>>694019426
I wish for the ability to make whatever I say true.
>>694019523
Jihad, my brother.
>>694018791
plagiarism
>>694019120
?
>>694019293
Thank you
>>694019535
Just kill me already
Saber has an ohayou I presume
>>694019426
Wish for all of the waifus to take turns sitting on my face.
>>694019678
Only proper way to deal with them in my opinion.
>>694019775
>>694019694
Similar! Get what you needed at the store?
>>694019393
How much?
>>694019438
That's just how I am. Whether I find myself, I always do.
>>694019463
I'll cut you into pieces.
>>694019694
Yep. Passed my exam and finally out of school. Nothing else~
>>694019700
Kinda true.
>>694018947
That seems like too much space though.
>>694019438
Decently enough. I did leave a fridge off over the weekend, but I had backups of the prep I lost so its all good.
>>694019463
Noticed. Whats up best goth.
I'm not going to post my waifu because I don't want you dirty fucks violating her.
>>694019725
"My waifu is real!"
"You will give me money."
"My milkshake brings all the boys/girls to the yard!"
>Good choice.
>>694019738
Yeah she does. Sorry
>>694019218
You didn't figure it out did you?
>>694019602
Granted, but now you have to serve>>694019775
>>694019725
Granted, i believe you.
>>694018295
Yep.
>>694018303
No problem.
>>694020068
Meh, alright.
>>694020085
Damn, glad it wasn't anything serious. Happy things are going well none the less.
>>694020068
Go any farther and my head might just explode from the sheer pressure
>>694020229
I said I switched genders, not turned into a waifu.
And who said I turn into a girl?
>>694019694
I too a glad I got it done, now I can spend more time with you!
Ooh, I love chicken tenders! I myselfam cooking some ribs, hope I don't burn them...
I sure do you you have an excellent day!
>>694020229
Couldn’t find a catch, huh?
>>694020096
i dont blame you honestly
>>694019700
I think you need some glasses, Konata.
>>694019523
Damn, that means we're enemies.
>But I'll gladly surrender if it's for you.
>>694020580
I sure do hope* you have an excellent day.*
Mobile....
>>694020152
Not a single clue. Too late and too tired to think clearly. I can't get any guess out of my mind.
>>694020348
It just brought me memories.
Didn't know another Stocking was claiming.
>>694020473
How much time do you have left till Hannu's comeback?
>>694020485
LONDON
>>694020580
You're correct.
>>694020800
>It just brought me memories.
I do enjoy jokingly making fun of you. All in good fun as you hopefully know.
Stocking's a popular character, people claim her.
>>694020800
I'm not sure. I've lost track of time...
>stay strong, me
>>694020800
Okay, I keep misunderstanding everything tonight.
>Noire
>>694019898
Was about to but chicken tenders got their grip on me. I don't I mind though. Also restocked on some juices I needed.
What have you done?
>>694020068
I do hope you enjoy the thread. I think we got some new people since you left.
>>694020580
Aw thank you! After working six days, spending Sunday with you is worth the labor.
Chicken tenders are great asset to humanity!
Ribs are too great! I'm sure you won't burn them at all.
>>694020348
Im glad my brothers our meat supplier. Makes things simple to organise.
This soup is gonna be so damn good. Potato, leek and zucchini.
>>694021493
zucchini is fucking nasty
>>694021237
Oh, not much, I went to the store earlier and got about 12 frozen dinners, that should last me for a bit. Just watching some videos on YouTube with a friend. I think I love said friend too, so it's a bit weird.
>>694020986
I guess that my reactions are amusing enough for you.
Not that I mind, been used to it. I occasionally make fun of myself too.
>>694021237
Yeah I see some new anons.
I guess I'm one of the oldest claimers that still claims here from time to time.
Circlejerk thread started around November/December if I'm not wrong.
>>694021002
At least did you trained a bit on that topic?
>>694021237
Spending time with you is worth any hardship in life!
Speaking of burning, I better go check on them, be right back.
>>694020696
No need to surrender, just join Death to the West Academy.
>>694022128
>I guess that my reactions are amusing enough for you.
Not so much that, I just enjoy indulging in joking insults. They're fun.
You shouldn't mind, my friend and I do it all the time. No harm is meant by it, just for a laugh.
>I occasionally make fun of myself too.
I'd be more shocked if someone didn't do that.
>>694021493
Well, no wonder you got away with that if that's the case. Was wondering how you got a slap on the rist.
Mmmm. I wish I could eat that. All I did today was make sticky rice.
>>694022570
I didn't notice your previously, wonderful. How are you today?
>>694022128
Uh, what?
>You made no sense
>>694021919
What kind ate they? The one sides or just one thing?
Is your friend with you now? (Physically)
Also what videos?
>>694022128
November, if I remember.
It's great to see new ones here. Night shift has gotten new ones as well.
So you were here since the beginning?
>>694022214
Always.
Don't let those babies burn!
>>694022671
True that. Can't say they aren't.
As I said, I don't mind.
I just don't see it that much often to consider it a common thing.
>>694022810
Just show your lewd side to her instead of me next time :^)
>>694023090
*_*
>I'M NOT READY
>>694023090
Yeah, makes empty conversation more interesting.
Guess you're hanging around the wrong type of people, darling.
Hi everyone! how is it going today?
>>694022570
If I do join, then I'll be smart about it and only kill certain people.
>4chan will be spared, of course.
>>694023333
Quads says you're ready!
>>694023537
Good wonderfully! How about yourself?
>>694023076
Not really. I started to claim the 4th of March.
But there still was the original circlejerk, Red, Tenryuu, Atago and the others.
>>694023333
Then practice with me. I don't know what else I could do.
>>694023524
Mmh...
Not really, I always do with my friends. Meant normies and such with commonly.
>>694023076
>food
Three steak egg and cheese breakfast bowls, frozen pizza, some chicken tendies, and other stuff.
>friend
No, he's online, but we've known each other for 5 months now I guess. I hope I'm not gay.
>video
He's a brony, so we're watching some My Little Pony stuff.
>>694023850
>Meant normies and such with commonly.
Ah, got it.
>>694023930
And shut the fuck up hand fag.
>Be me
>playing Pokemon go.
>See squirtle
>Ride bike down hill and eat it.
>Phone screen broken.
Now I can't type and read my post, I need to go to a repair shop now.
>>694022776
I'm doing alright, just tired, very tired.
How about yourself cutie?
>sorry for late replies, experiencing major lag
>>694024113
Fuck off.~~~~~~~~
Guess it's time for me to get off of my bed and venture into the world outside my bedroom
>>694023674
O-okay! I'll try my best!
>>694023850
>Then practice with me
Yeaaaaaaaahhh nah. I mean, sure I'm dumb and all, but I'm not stupid enough to take the same risk that landed me in deep shit again.
>Take that offer to your lover. Asuna would love it.
>>694024233
I really hope you die being fucked saying "oh, faster adorable"
>>694015562
hey op
I recently embraced my inner weeb and bought Megadimension Neptunia VII
I got a question, hope you could answer it
I started VII and then it cut to Zero Dimension Neptunia with its own main menu to save and start a new game
Whats up with that?
>>694024330
Got me good.
>>694024141
>Now I can't type and read my post, I need to go to a repair shop now.
Then how are you on 4chan right now?
>>694024183
Watching some My Little Pony stuff with my friend, so I'm good. I like when he's happy. He's a brony.
>>694024501
Hehe. I'm glad to bring a smile on that senile, frustrated, and angry face of yours.
I got you good, not as good as your father though.
You both seem alike, angry hominids trying to act all sweet.
>>694024577
Flip phone to type.
Flip back to read
>>694023930
I suppose we can even leave those kind of people out of the topic. If that's so, yeah, it isn't something you see rarely.
>>694024233
I still consider it a staple.
>>694024257
Just joking, don't worry Hanako.
>Why? Can't you fulfill my desire~?
>>694024366
Sorry fam, I didn't play the last chapter yet. Though it's the same thing that happens in Victory. Just authors things.
>>694024819
>>Why? Can't you fulfill my desire~?
I smell something suspicious
>>694015562
>>694024728
Huh, you actually pinned on the dot for my father. Well done. I'm fairly calm though in general, pretty neutral on most things outside of the 4chans.
>>694024819
I don't really associate with people frequently, so when I do they typically have a broad sense of humor.
Yeah, they don't need to be mentioned.
>>694024819
Staples won't hold you when you're getting crucified though.
>>694023076
Got to them just in time! They look perfect!
Gonna let them cool for a bit, then dinner is served.
>>694023850
Holy crap! Same here. I got it archived on my tablet. Atago, I think left I'm not sure. The others come by very rarely.
I try to remember all the anons here. Some just slip my mind.
>>694023918
You got variety, at least not to eat the same thing over and over. I know that feel.
Oh, I hope you're not. What's giving you those feelings?
I never understood the praise it got from older people. It's like any other cartoon show.
>>694024257
And try you will!
Venturing is the best option in life!
>>694024141
>>694024771
>Phone screen broken.
I feel your pain man
Hope you didn't get hurt during your fall
>>694025203
Go and watch some shota or something, you are cunning as fuck.
>>694024697
>He's a brony.
Cringed tbh.
But hey, whatever, aslong as it's all good.
>>694024771
So no multitasking on mobile for a while?
>>694024819
Go and ask Asuna dammit! She'll give you the rough fuck session you want, don't go to me!
>>694025297
ARRRRGGGHHH THE OUTSIDE WORLD IS CRUEL!
>>694025393
Eh, it's not only brony stuff. It's mainly stuff all across the board.
>>694025297
I'm not too sure. It's like I don't want too see him get hurt I guess.
Honestly, I demand loods now!
I'm actually surprised how many people seem to like you because of your sweet persona.
Pretty simple way to just gain trust, then just showing how much of a frustrated coward you really are.
>>694025372
Oh I did.
Road rash on 4 parts of my left arm, one oint on my left wrist one 9n left hip, knocked my head, minor cuts on right hand
>I bleed for team Valor.
>>694025437
Yeah I'll be off for a bit>>694025441
>>694015562
I'm back kinda.
>>694025848
Who are you talking about.
>>694025867
>>694025441
Ignore that
>>694025441
Heyo, Gold.
>>694025006
Just some fun poking.
>>694025044
Nice dubs Syndra. And nice to see you.
>>694025203
That's a good thing. Neither I do though. I just hang out with the usual pals.
Why should I get crucified when I can just drink bleach?
>>694025297
A lot left and a lot are still here. Not that much to talk about though. I'm glad that I managed to meet almost everyone.
>>694025638
It's just fun to tease you. I'd be the devil on your shoulder if I could.
>>694025847
Can't fulfill that request today. Being pure once in a while isn't bad.
>>694025797
>all across the board.
Please, elaborate.
>>694025797
I want your lewds, give them now!
>>694021799
You havent had it right then.
Fuck yes. Just got a Ponyta on GO.
>>694025282
Lovely!
Must be a great that you didn't burn them!
Let those ribs chill for a bit. Then it's feasting tome! What did you add them?
>That pic is nice, hell all of them are!