>>694002342
American, lived in the UK. i had money and fucked my fair share of chavs. Just don't be scummy and they'll kind of be stunned you're hitting on them. They can be terrifying, but are the best fucks I've ever had.

>>694002471
Damn. So you're saying I should save my money and not take a trip hoping to get lucky?

>>694002959
What's terrifying about them? All I really know about them is what I learned about them here. I just really like the way they look.

Are they aggressive in nature?

>>694002342
I'm British, i can't stand them.

Dumb as dirt, terrible conversation, that horrid accent and most of the time they're psychologically imbalanced.

Not hard, but them a few drinks in a bar. They will fuck you for it.

where i live, blacks are not common while in london, the majority are black.

Where i live it doesnt matter your skin colour, as everyone are PC even though i live in a high crime, poverty sticken area that is like 85% white.

cant speak for chavs in london, but you shouldnt have much issue with banging them 10+ drinks in.

>>694003371
tend to be kinda stabby

>>694003700
buy them*

>>694003706
and the high chance of an STD.

without condoms is so much better. you feel alive.

>>694002342

Getting a chav girl to shag you is easier than buttering bread, come here and bring condoms (for health reasons).

Careful, if one of those leeches takes a liking to you, she'll try and put the nail in your coffin by getting preg.

>>694003706
I see. I'm about 99% ready to give it a go. I'm not afraid of rejection. Just don't want to try if it's a non starter because that's a pretty expensive city to visit for nothing . I'll ply them with drinks an my rapist wit. And before I know it I'll be knee deep in chav cootch.

Thanks for the advice.

>>694002342
what is a chav?

Excellent help /b/oys. Now let commence with the hot chav pics

wtf is a chav. norwegian here. can someone explain?

>>694005334
brit slut (see above)

>>694004930
>>694005334
Chav stands for Council Housed And Violent...typically trashy people.

>>694005178
Op here. I'm on my phone at work and can't help with pics. Otherwise I'd be more than happy to share my many megabytes of chav cuties.

But thanks for the advice all. I think I'll head over the pond and slake my lust for chav sluts.

Any particular town that has the bes ones? I know I can start in London but biggest isn't always best. I know if I was coming the USA to bang sluts New York wouldn't be where I started.

>>694002342
Look OP, if you really want to fuck a chav, all you have to do is show up and speak with your american accent

>>694007680
Really? I know it seems like here all you have to do to pick up a slutty murican is to speak in a foreign accent but I kind of figured it doesn't work that way for us. Because basically the us accent is on all the tv shows and movies it really isn't that interesting or exotic.

>>694008445
Real Life is not TV. The yank accent will still be exotic. Anythings exotic if it's not in it's usual place.

>>694007660
Liverpool, Newcastle, glasgow. Full of trampy girls in next to fuck all.

>>694003695
So they're like California women but with a funny accent?
Nice.

>>694005334
trashy british scum.

>>694007660
Geordie Shore, Essex, Newcastle, Manchester

>>694002342
What is posted here isn't a chav. What you posted isn't a chav. Don't know why this weird misconception has been propagated. Chavs aren't attractive.

Basically go to a town called Camberley and just give a girl a slap on the ass and she'll fuck u

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>>694009515
?
I always thought it meant a lower-classish British girl who dresses really trashy. Are you saying the slutty British girls I jerk off to are called something else?

>>694009027
I have heard Glasgow is notoriously full of whores.

But the scotch accent is difficult for me and I imagine I'll just irritate the women by asking them to repeat themselves.

I'll try a little further south.

Thanks for the advice.

>>694002342
im with you OP, dane fag here with a huge slutty chav fetish. not those bitches between age 19-25 but 15-18
especially those girls who wear insanely tall high heels, that is amazing! pretty jelly at the UK fags for having girls like that in their country

>>694009426
>Any particular town that has the best ones?
>Geordie Shore

Wat

>>694009903
I'm from Glasgow and I love fucking these types of girls.
Before I had a gf it was so easy just to go clubbing and take some drunk girl home after a bit of chat and a few drinks.
The fuck like rabbits too.

>>694009780
They are chavs. Chavs can be attractive.
It's not just girls though chav describes everyone of that 'culture' including the dudes.

well let's fucking post some then....

>>694002342
They're not sluts, they're in touch with their sexuality.

>>694009780
Bottom class girl prone to shanking people and stealing phones and having kids at 15 with about 3 teeth. Watch some Jeremy Kyle and you;ll see some chavs. 4chan seems to just use it as a phrase to describe jailbait Brit girls in short skirts.. which isn't a bad thing to want a fuck.

>>694006200
Dude chavs are
Council house and violent not sluts

How often do you guys in UK actually see girls walk around in those tall ass heels?
And why is it so popular for young girls to wear such heels? What started the trend?

>>694010626
Depends on where u live by the coasts and larger city's they are more common but in the Midlands it's not as common

what about a mexican american? could this vato get laid over there?

call me a spic, wetback, beaner or any other derogotary term and your mom will die in her sleep at approximately 4.35am tomorrow kek

>>694009903
I'm from glasgow hence the recommendation. Even the posh girls in glasgow dress like chavs and they'll speak queens English.

>>694010626
>How often do you guys in UK actually see girls walk around in those tall ass heels?

Friday and Saturday nights. Weekdays too in areas known for their nightlife.

>And why is it so popular for young girls to wear such heels? What started the trend?

Cos they do? I didn't think heels were that odd.

>>694010534
Sluts come in all shapes and sizes and the shape and size that makes me hard are the chavs

>>694002342
fuck yea i want a chav girl on my dick asap

>>694003695
Horrid accent? Which one would that be seen as they are all over the country?

>>694010952
what about a mexican american? could this vato get laid over there?

Probably if you aren't completely spaghetti. The thick ones will think you're Spanish though. You'll still get laid.

>>694004196
This!

>>694010626
Nowhere near as often as I wish I saw them.

>>694010534
Depends anon

i went to a party and some chav girl from a poor area gave like 4 guys separate blow jobs in the toliet lol

>>694011037
>coz they do? i didn't think heels were that odd.

Go to any scandinavia country and you will rarely see a girl wear tall heels, they all wear the same boring shit. Fucking hell i wish that trend was popular here in north europe as i have a serious fetish for high heels..

>>694010952
I've passed over like twenty of those reply baits and my mother is still alive so you're a dirty taco nigger spic

>>694010534
what does council house mean?

>>694011462
I think it's the British equivalent of housing projects for nogs.

never read so much rubbish. you sorry lot really are a bunch of idiots. not sure many of you have actually seen the real world away from your computer

>>694004567
I'd go for Liverpool or Manchester over London if I was you

>>694011456
taco nigger kek

>>694011462
Houses owned by the council. Usually inhabited by people on benefits.

>>694011923
would plow

>>694011597
Because they're easier to bang? Or prettier? I'll go to both places. Pick one up and hate fuck her. Then I'll go to the other town and pick up another and just have a good time.

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Stupid 'Muricans misconceiving ideas they know nothing about. If you fuck a chav you have to go threw the Wetherspoons community ritual of drinking Carlsberg and punching the remaining teeth the chav has left out. Your real fetish is abused teens that are so fucked they'd find your fedora, neck beard and waifu attractive, Ignore the attention seeking weeaboos bigging up their pulling skills because in reality they were probably bullied by these girls throughout their lives causing them to have sexual BDSM dreams through their tears. Lets face it, if you could pull someone you wouldn't be here masturbating over misconceived ideas of scum

>>694002342
>slut
>do I have a chance

do the math

>>694012110
wew

>>694011260
That's my point, their stupidity manages to transmit that accent all over the country regardless of the area and regional accent that they would normally have.

>>694010142
Geordie shore < Newcastle

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Amazing body.

>>694012096
>other town

mate those are both huge cities you wouldn't have to travel to the other you could probably go out in the same spots and not bump into the girl from the night before

>>694012290
>>694011923
way too old

>>694012290
I feel like I'm some kind of weird freak of a man because I don't find that attractive at all.

All I can imagine is how absolutely painful it would be to have a conversation with her.

>>694012489
We're not talking about dating here. We're talking about bowling one or two up her lane and then never speaking to her again.

>>694012261
The guy mentioned Newcastle and Geordie Shore. He clearly thinks Geordie Shore is a real place and not a pun on Jersey Shore.

>>694012110
fuck off you limey bastard

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>>694012489
I mean I agree with you but I'd still smash.

>>694012632
More of those shorts

>>694012700
Fair enough, as long as i don't have to listen to her inane prattle i guess i could fuck her.

>>694012110
Speaking as someone from Essex; this.

So much of this.

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>>694011923
Perfect 10 body on the right

>>694012096
Just be more in them places than in London nightlife in London is more classy in the most part and the Liverpoolscouse accent is pretty good to hear when banging

>>694010142
Overlooking this:
>town
>Essex

>>694003695
Britfag also agree completely

>>694013003
The Scouse accent isn't good to hear at any time. It's sure as hell a boner killer.

>>694012970
id berry my dick so far in there whoever pulls it out would be crowned king arthur

>>694012254
Well that's not the accent it's more the chav lingo they just speak in slang more

>>694002342
Share drugs with scum, scum will fuck you.

>>694012748
I was tell the guy Geordie saw is Newcastle just used < instead of =

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High class chavs getting ready for a night of shots and dick sucking

>>694013154
Not heard it when banging then no?

Only one photo in this thread represents what chav girls ACTUALLY look like.

And it's here: >>694012110

>>694013037
Oh shit I didn't even see that!

>>694012110
I will say to all the yanks in this thread that the rules of real life still apply. If you're ugly/morbidly obese you wont get the hot ones. You may be able to get better than you normally would cos of the exotic accent but that's no guarantee.

>>694013408
They aren't chavs

>>69401275
Dude you and I both know you masturbate to My Little Pony rather than leave your house and try speaking to these girls. so go cry into your pillow tugging on your pole of disappointment and loathing, your childhood bullies were right and never forget it.

>>694013855
please dont shit all over my fantasy

>>694013849
I tend to steer clear whenever I hear any of the Northern accents.

Genuinely can't even hold a conversation with a scouser for long enough to get to the bedroom.

>>694013671
>I was tell the guy Geordie saw is Newcastle just used < instead of =

You've had few this evening haven't you?
Good lad.

>>694014143
Well as long as you keep it as a fantasy and don't think you're ever going to be able to live it out the way you want to.

>>694013755
Not even remotely chavvy.

>>694014169
Ah well being from North Yorkshire iv got a strong northern accent

>>694014250
Euro final was on had to have a few haha

>>694014474
I can only apologise.

Nah I love York and I've had friends from Yorkshire.

It's mainly Manchester, Newcastle and Liverpool that I prefer to avoid. Having said that, I have had friends from those places as well.

>>694014574
Not a chav in sight

>>694013958
Yeah. I agree.

If I was being honest I'd probably give myself a 6 or 7. I'm pretty good looking but just not cut bodywise. I guess the modern term is 'dadbod'. But I'm not fat and don't have a big gut so I think I've got a pretty good shot at getting decent puss

>>694014775
Well recovered there I'm from York haha

>>694002342
that's not a chav, bruv. that's a slag. there's a big difference.

>>694014809
no

>>694014574
>>694013755


For the yanks the distinguishing traits of chavs:
Orange (as in fake tan)
Too much make up
A lot of stuff done to the hair (extensions, hairspray, obvious dye jobs)
If they have tattoos they will be bad/cheap

Some of yous are just posting women at this point.

>>694014837
Buy them a medium price range drink and theyll be on your dick before you reach the dancefloor

>>694015169
Eyelash extension shit too look like they're about to take off when they blink

>>694015083
i wanna fuck me a slag

>>694014963
Nice city. I did actually consider moving there at one point.

Always manage to find myself stumbling to or from the Evil Eye Lounge when I'm up there.

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Live in south london, 20, only banged girls over 18+ and they look kinda similar to the traditional chav slut, been okay bangs, those girls are pretty shit though tbh

>>694015356
Great drinks in there don't think iv ever had the same drink twice there are so many good ones

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>>694002342
This more realistic. From the hallowed pages of Viz

>>694015348
Considering "slag" pretty much just means "slut" I think that's a doable fantasy for you.

Having never been to the US I can only wonder what the reaction would be if this post was saying;

"Britbong here, I really want to fuck a white trash/trailer park slut".

Because that's the equivalent.

>>694011037
heels aren't odd......they just all seem to wear the hooker type

>>694015656
No chavs are in the royal family compared to the American trash

>>694015503
I usually begin with the Whiskey Stone Sour, and then move on to whatever grabs my attention that night.

Though my wallet always hates me the day after.

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Have no idea what is going on in this one

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>>694014809
y tho

>>694016006
My night normally ends laid on the spinning dancefloor in pop world haha

>>694016001
Are you British? Because I grew up on council estates in the rough areas of the towns I've lived in, surrounded by chavscum and I really can't see how you could sink lower than a chav.

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>>694014444
quads witnessed

>>694016233
Yeh I am you get trailer trash and a chav and it's like Michelle keegan next to fucking Susan boyle

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>>694016233
visit america

>>694012096
>
Manchester would be the 33rd biggest city in the USA.
Liverpool is slightly smaller and would be the 37th biggest city in the USA.

>>694016233
You should see the inbreed horrendousnesses that trailer parks churn out.

>>694016193
Don't know that I've ever been there. I know I've been to other places but the only one I can really remember is the Evil Eye.

I know about six/seven years ago I went to the opening night of some nightclub but I can't recall the name. So many dickheads in there I left after one drink and went home.

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>>694016001
Its pretty pathetic that you're trying to get some nationalistic thrill from saying your trash is better than ours. Next you'll compare niggers.

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ayy

>>694015656
we'd say wrap it up good because their fertility rates are off the charts. mention guns, country music, buy them a few bud lights, and you're going to be swimming in pussay

>>694016837
>bud lights
Sheeit.

More like coors light

>>694016665
Fuck off bo bandy

>>694016596
our niggers are way worse behaved than yours

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>>694002342
Why don't you slightly upgrade and just go for a big breasted British glamour model. They churn them out by the hundreds.

>>694016233
having been to england I can say that our american walmart trailer trash is about equivalent to your chavs. fewer track suits though.

it's the niggers you gotta watch out for.

>>694016588
Probably vodka revolution

>>694016665
randy cant even get quads fuck off

>>694016837
About Chavs:
>we'd say wrap it up good because their fertility rates (as well as STDs) are off the charts. mention guns, nigger music, buy them a few WKDs, and you're going to be swimming in pussay

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>>694017018

>>694016596
Yours get shot by police ours don't

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>tfw no Brit-cat gf

>>694017132
American here.

Danielle Sharp is my waifu. Claimed

>>694017164
Then they aren't doing their job.

check out stacey lacey, british chav pornstar

>>694016940
you're trying to make them think you're classy. bud light is like champagne to them.

>>694003371
Very aggressive. it's one of the main traits of being a chav

>>694016665
fuck off randy bobandy

>>694017315
Ahhh... nicely played, sir.

>>694017294
Who the police or the nigs

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>>694017265
Yeah she's nice.

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>>694017018

this. i hate your sjw's for killing the page 3 girls. pic related.

If you want to fuck british chavs dont come to Britain. Your best bet is go to one of the many Britain-On-Sea holiday destinations (Ibiza, Ayia Napa, Magaluf, etc) during the summer holidays. They will be rammed full of British chavs, all 100% up for it as the only reason everyone goes there is to party like a mother fucker and get fucked by strangers. Having an American accent will make you stand out and you will basically get a chav every night guaranteed.

>>694017265
Ha I uses to hang out with her. Knew someone who went down on her during that time of the month. Not the brightest lass but I totally regret not banging her

>>694017132
looks like a holocaust victim with tits.

>>694017494
Yeah this is a good shout.
>Shagaluf
WHEEEEEY BANTA

>>694017494
Yes I just got back from benidorm couldn't move for sluts on the strip

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>>694017236

>>694002342
As long as you use condoms because

1. Riddled with STD's
2. They will try to get pregnant and make you apart of the babies life as well as live on the government because they've now got the golden ticket

>>694017542
>Not the brightest lass
This, sadly, doesn't surprise me in the least.

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>>694017464

>>694017034
That rings a bell actually. Like I said though, in the time it took to have one drink we encountered two separate groups of arseholes and I decided it was better to leave.

>>694017881
SJWs are cancercancer

thought that chav´s are always gypsies, cuz the completely look as slutty and stupid like those gypsie girls...

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>mcw

>>694011923
Her shoes confuse me.

>>694017952
Full of them now it's a hotspot for cunts

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>>694017555

>>694018125
nah bruv. gyppos are gyppos. sometimes they can be chavs but not usually. they like their pikey trailers.

>>694017806
>>694017806
But now she's earning a shit ton more money then I am, so what the fuck does that affect yo?

>>694018169
Those shoes will have seen some shit.

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>>694018337
Lovely hips.

>>694018413
I can't imagine that appearing in magazines every few months (even with "dem tits") can support a lavish lifestyle though.

Im eager for any other thing you can tell me about her though.

>>694018451
mainly the ceiling

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>>694017494
Spot on with the destinations. Also Sharm El Sheikh, Benidorm, Pafos... there's a place in Mexico too but the name escapes me.

>>694002342
Britfag here.
It is quite unlikely they will like burgers.

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Like this chav slut?

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>>694017555
Is this English rose Iskra Lawrence more your thing.

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?

>>694019109
>no fake eyelashes
>no shitty jewellery
>normal skin tone
>normal hairstyle
Not a chav