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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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or not i dgaf
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I think I may end up falling for a girl I met on /soc/.


I hope I don't though
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>>693993602
its probably a trap
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>>693993779
Maybe. Does not look it at all.

But who knows...
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>>693994129
But honestly, as long as I don't fall for them, idgaf
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>>693994129
only 1 way to find out..
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>>693994608
True.... Doubt I will get that far with them. They live on the other side of the Atlantic.

>>>/soc/24038842
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>>693992952
One time, I dropped a tomato on the floor when I was fixing a burger and I put it on the burger anyway. I've felt disgusted of myself ever since.
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>>693992952
I REALLY like gay furry porn. It has nothing to do with the furry part, it's just the I have really hardcore androgyny/cross dressing fetish and the way a lot of the artists draw the clothing and bodies just gets me so rock hard I can't help it.

Pic is from my fap folder, one of the only non furry pics I've ever seen that gets me off. I wish there was more like this so I could avoid the dumb ass animal dick nonsense.
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>>693992952
I'm addicted to kratom to the point that it may ruin my life.... again.

Already been to rehab but I found a way to get it there too...
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I shave my pubes with a trimmer I use on peoples faces at work (I'm a barber)
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recorded my girls sis in the shower and wank over her almost everyday
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Im fuck buddies with my friend's gf's 14yo sister, have been for a couple months.
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>>693992952
I wanna be kidnapped ;c
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I sometimes take a piss while in shower.
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I bought my wife, because I got sick and tired of feminists telling me how I was a potential rapist/ not a good enough ally
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My sister will be staying with me for a week. She's coming over on Thursday, I'm going to get her drunk and then try to fuck her.
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>>693995091
Put the fap folder on dropbox and link please
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I cheated on my last gf with hookers like 10 times
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>>693996333
Checked, a pic of sis perhaps?
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>>693996677
Nice dubs there
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>>693996491
HA! seriously? I was expecting total degradation here.
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I deliberately got my gf pregnant a 2nd time so that she would be unable to cope without me. Working well so far!
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earlier today I showered with my 8yo niece
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>>693996677
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>>693995091
prismblush.com
do it faggot
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I finger my ass for daddies on skype every night, addicted to it honestly. Show face sometimes too! I'm 19M and a twink type. Oldest guy was 68
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>>693995736
KEK XDXDXDXDXD
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I've got "PUNK" tatooed in my inner lower lip and nobody know it, even my wife
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>>693996922

Bullshit, regardless of dubz
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I've killed a baby bird by hitting it with a branch, it got torn apart, lmao.
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>>693996876
Yeah seriously, that shit's hot
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i spy cam my mom and post pics of her tits and pussy on 4chan sometimes.
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>>693996063
you sick fuck kill yourself MODS
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When I was 16 I had a crush on an 11yo girl
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>>693996941
Fucking go for it, got a hot body. I'd guess she has a pretty face as well.
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>>693997069
dubs aside, it did happen.
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I touch my 6 year old daughter pussy and lick after
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my family planned by sister molesting me and my whole family remembers but forgets it at the same time . I was extremely attracted to my sister and i liked it .
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>>693997149
will do, thanks.

>>693997149
I warn you, it's almost completely furry. working on it now.
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I like to look at naked women and play with my penis at the same time.
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>>693997552
Pics of her?
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i have saved "sexy" pictures of girls since i was 14 and have them all saved on my mega.. it's 30gb large. im 21 and still do
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I regularly dress up in panties and such, tie myself up, then get my ass and mouth ravaged by huge black cocks. I'm not even gay it's just I like being a slutty little bitch. Easily half my income goes towards this, mainly paying people to keep quiet about it.
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My wife cheated on me so I threw our son three months by the window, i was high on crack
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>>693993602
>>693993779
Doesnt look like a "Trap"
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>>693998112
That's hot
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I word diapers at night until I was 9 because my stupid mom didn't teach me that shit
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>>693997528
Often?
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I came in food I gave to my girl friends.
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>>693998220
I'm sorry but she does. I like traps tho
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>>693998233
It is. Sucks though.
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I'm lying to everyone because I think my life is worthless...
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>>693998175
Nigger detected.
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i have a homosexual attraction to my best friend
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>>693998333
Just looks so much like a girl I know that isn't one. So... but I honestly don't care
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>>693992952

once I took a giant dump and threw the turd onto the neighbors' dog.

the stupid dog apparently appreciated it.
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>>693992952
I've been lying to my group of friends about every part of my life for the past year and i don't know how to stop
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>>693996922

MODS
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>>693997905
Cant she is a college athlete and just her name could give her identity , but she is very hot . Some times when i have nothing to jerk off to in the shower i use the memory of her telling me to put it in , i don't remember putting it in i wonder why .
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>>693998707
Same here...
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>>693997274
>I'd guess she has a pretty face as well.
Meh, so-so. But that doesn't matter, all I care about is her ass and pussy.
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>>693997834
Furry works for me
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I killed my dog when I was 7 yo. it was kind of fun
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>>693997528
>>693998175
>>693998730

MODS
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>>693996922
yesterday it was 7, is today her birthday?
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>>693998707
what kid of lies , this is interesting
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>>693998730
He didn't put pics up.. What are you crying about?
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>>693998112
Wait, you spend half your income on hush money? Explain.
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>>693999014
numbers are hard, there's like too many of them
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Often when I fap, I fantasize that I am actually
a really cute & hot 10-12yo girl seducing old men into fucking me.
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>>693998956
>>693999018
about girls i've fucked, my sexuality, party's, drugs and drinks and basically every aspect of life
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>>693998707
>>693998956
I'm going to come out with it soon and probably just stop being with them and get therapy for a while until I can live a live without anxiety and weird feelings about people
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>>693999235
are you really male or female?
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I'm 23 and I prefer way younger girls than me
My last girlfriend was 15, broke up because her parents found out
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>>693999368
im probably just gonna keep going with it and then move to another city when i get the money
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>>693998381
Are you married?
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I find women online who are curious and show them Captain Picard while watching them. Sometimes we end up watching together when they get into it.
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>>693995315
Better than n H habit man. Assuming it was because you were using it to get off of something harder. To be honest though, never heard of a kratom addiction. Mostly I hear only positive things about it from ex junkies. Seems to work well for 'em.
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>>693999515
How to get a girl that age?
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>>693999369

I am a 26yo male.
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>>693996333
In a scenario that this is actually true one would advice you not to do that shit anon. But this is /b/ after all.
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>>693999018
Not the original writer but doses the same. Lying about my habits, and every aspect of my life.. Sometimes I cant tell lie from truth...
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>>693998972
lemme know if it works, idk what the fuck im doing with this.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/loh5tk3eyztlabb/....lnk?dl=0
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>>693993602
Even trash cans can contain princesses sometimes.
>>693995083
Everybody does that.
>>693995091
Nothing wrong with having fetishes.
>>693995315
If something is too good it can ruin your life, why refuse doing it?
>>693995736
Chances of transmitting infection are still pretty much the same, everything else is irrelevant.
>>693995910
Who's in control of their libido, really?
>>693995935
For 99.99% of history fucking 11+ women was considered perfectly normal and still is in countries that aren't dominated by perverted projecting insecure retarded cunts.
>>693995989
Very popular fantasy.
>>693996063
Virtually everybody does that.
>>693996319
Who can blame one for that?
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>>693999515
Really? I'm 18 and even I'm sketched out by 15yo girls. Some of them are cute as fuck or just hot but I can't bring myself to talk to them.
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>>693996333
Would be a sin not to.
>>693996506
Hookers don't count, everybody knows that.
>>693996904
It's how nature works in the first place, people should be guilty of impregnating women and letting them go.
>>693996922
Perfectly normal unless you consider opinions of perverted insecure retarded projecting cunts.
>>693997020
Nothing wrong with acting out on your sexual likes.
>>693997055
Your body - do whatever you want with it.
>>693997095
Just a bird, what would it do with it's life anyways? Fly, make some eggs, eat some shit on the asphalt and then fly some more? Boo fucking hoo.
>>693997219
She shouldn't live with her kid when he/she is clearly not a kid anymore.
>>693997270
Normal as fuck.
>>693997528
Why wouldn't you? She won't even remember.
>>693997552
It's normal to have sexual interactions between siblings.
>>693997879
Normal.
>>693997969
Normal.
>>693998112
It's a free country, you have the right to be a liberal.
>>693998175
She'll think before fucking some retard next time. Or not. Either way, wasting your life on nurturing a human parasite would be cruel to both of you.
>>693998243
Her fucking fault.
>>693998321
That's what girl friends are for.
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>>693999286
Now that i think about it i relise that i have been doing the same thing , this whole year i havent gone too a single party , have never done drugs , i wonder why i do this
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>>693999127
I am a US politician, albeit a relatively minor one.
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>>693999759
She thought I was cute and I asked her out, hung out and fucked in secret
Pretty simple, teens are unfortunately easy, that's why they get used and abused by the wrong people
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>be nazi
>teacher in some multicultural school for immigrants
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>>693998220
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>>693999854
She needs money, I need to fuck her. Should work out.
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>>694000162
i do it for attention and to make up for the fact i never had friends as a kid
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>>694000002
There's only an .Ink file
https://www.dropbox.com/en/help/71
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I want to manipulate a girl so bad in order to make her feeling bad.. I won't of course.
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>>694000062
It's just my preference, bro
I personally feel that they're better, as long as it's consensual there shouldn't be a problem
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>>694000002
fucked up, retry.
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>>694000518
That shit only works in fantasies /b/ro,
Honestly if I had a sister I'd love to fuck her till dawn but I wouldn't.
I'd rather suffer the lust than ruin everything between us
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I became a wizard today.
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>>694000437
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>>693996333
/thread after it goes down
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>>694000143
>Perfectly normal unless you consider opinions of perverted insecure retarded projecting cunts.

which i dont. Id never do anything bad with her, but ill admit she is very cute
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>>694000017
>>yeah I agree. but the animal porn part is really weird by most people standards, and it would be really difficult to explain that that part of it is not my attraction at all.

nobody would believe me and i can't blame them, hence why it's my darkest secret.
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I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend
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I've killed a man outside Las Vegas. He was a hitchhiker, turned on a back road and strangled him until he turned blue. The I dragged him in a ditch and smashed his head in with my boot
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>>693997528
... stop
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>>694000377
What is this picture doing on the other thread Faces of/b/?
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>>694001203

and then dinosaurs appeared and started dancing LA CUMPARSITA
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>>694000587
I think i do it because i want other people to belive i am the person who i want to be , i want to be a person who does drugs parties and has fun and shit like that
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>>694001505
Wanted to see how many dipshits I could fool
Didn't really work, barely any response:(
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>>693997219
I do this too. I have vids of one kind or another on all the females in my family
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>>694000724
upload taking forever, big folder. hang in there.
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>>694001203
I think about kiling people alot , assuming you telling the truth what did it feel like , i dont feel much empathy towards others these days
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>>694001531
kek
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>>694000017
>Even trash cans can contain princesses sometimes.

True. But if I do end up falling for her, it would turn into an LDR....
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wife doens't know i soke weed them pump my cock until it looks like a big can of larger
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>>694001629
me to bro, you got a steam or anything? we can talk if you want dude
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>>694002086
wtf ?
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>>694001818
cool! i gotta ton of mom. i let a couple of my friends see her. she's good looking. hoping that one of these days one of them (if not me!) gets a chance to play with her.
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I'm a straight male with a dick fetish. I like dick, but like, on traps or just hentai. Real dudes are nasty
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>>693998382
Everybody lies.
>>693998448
Nothing wrong with being gay.
>>693998597
Win-win then.
>>693998707
Telling the truth to be betrayed is better? Please.
>>693998983
Everybody is sadistic at that age.
>>693999235
Everybody got a fetish, and a lot of people have that one.
>>693999515
Perfectly normal, fuck the parents. You should fuck some prelegal age girls just for the sake of it, because their retarded insecure projecting cunts of parents have it coming.
>>693999600
Nothing wrong with that.
>>694000409
Everybody is entitled to their opinion.
>>694000852
The fact that you want means you're a good person.
>>694001055
Nothing wrong with that.
>>694001203
Fuck those cheap faggots. They think they are cool and have it figured out. It takes someone like you to show them the wrongs of their ways.
>>694001126
Good on ya.
>>694001151
Some time ago the idea treating blacks as equals was something nobody would even seriously consider.
>>694001995
Everybody does. PO alone is an epic theater of imaginary murder and gore.
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>>693992952
I skinny dip with my younger cousins. I don't do anything lewd with them (notafaggot.jpg) but I still like doing it.
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>>693992952
Beat my brother for telling me that he was trans.
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A couple of years ago I was walking around at night after hanging out with the crew, found this little girl walking alone in the street
Asked if she needed help, she said no and was just waiting for her "mommy"
She told me her age, said she lived "over there" and told me her name was Javiera or something like that
I get curious and pumped so I took her and felt her up
Got in my flying pig and flew back to Narnia after that
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>>694002249
wife goes out.
I smoke weed.
Watch porn til hard.
use a penis pump to make it thick as fuck.
Fuck her when she gets in.
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>>694002279
You're gay, dude.
(Or Bi, at the very least.)
It's okay...,
It's fine...,
But you're gay..., get used to it.
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>>694002518
boys, girls? do you guys discuss bodies?
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>>694000409
>>694002503
Nope, I would get fired
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>be me
>be 20, two months to be 21
>never had a REAL girlfriend
>according to people, be smart, although believe everyone is just too idiot to realize obvious things
>accoding to some femanons, be a 7-8/10.
>be bilingual latino but look like russian or brazilian, according to many gringos
>kinda pale, but live in Florida, so indeed, have tan
>be 5 11 little skinny some muscles not so strong but you know, in shape
>have femanon friends all around
>70% of them said I am boyfriend material
>30% are not close enough to know me
>3/5 stranger femanons tell me I am a "keeper"
>When left my country, 4 girls told me they wanted to be my girlfriend, one told me she was really into me, other told me she even loved me
>none will come here nor I will go back
>from the 70%. 85% lives in my home country
>from the 15%, most have boyfriend, others just live "too busy", other are asian and the say "Latino boy have many many girl, I don't trust latino for relationship, soly soly"


WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

Still have some kinda relationships
wanna here my funny life?

PS: I got to "rape" an Asian girl multiple times, so, not a virgin
>according to the fetishist asian, my dick is the biggest she had, second place, a cuban guy.
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>>694002728
I wouldn't say so, I'd only suck off a really feminine looking trap like pic related
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>>694003117
Dicks a dick bro
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>>694003117

Bi confirmed.
Case closed.
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>>694002503
>>693999515
Exactly, dude
We still hook up, and I still post her pics around here and there
Besides, her pussy is way better than all the slutty STD filled cunts out there
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>>693998220
Not a trap, but definitely a whore.

You'll be happy for about a month, then you'll start to wonder why she's still posting 100 pictures on instagram a week that a bunch of guys subscribe to, and eventually you're on the railroad to either being a total cuck or get cheated on and become pissed.

She's cute though, any more pics? If you don't share some more with me I'm 100% sure she would.
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>>694002674

hmm penis pump the actually work
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>>694002778
Both boys, 12 and 9. And my younger cousin asks whatever pops into his head. The older one just stares, I think because he wants to know what to look forward to.
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>>693995910
Show or lyin
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lol im gay
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>>694003569
She only posted like 3-4 on SOC and all are normal "Artsy" selfies.

Find them if you want....
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>>693996491
>>693997149
>>693998972
if you're still here im afraid the theads gonna die so heres whats there so far

https://www.dropbox.com/sc/98utjotpcvkuzxn/AAByDE3cuJFczkAg8C7nGTcUa
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Killed a guy with some chain thing in the restroom. He had it coming. I got away.
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>>694004242
>https://www.dropbox.com/sc/98utjotpcvkuzxn/AAByDE3cuJFczkAg8C7nGTcUa
Thanks man!
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>>694004242
Thank you!
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>>694004648
no prob, if the thread lasts i'll repost with the rest.

happy to help a fellow weirdo like me.
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I think Black people are amazing. I wish the world could learn something from them. They're just so beautiful and majestic like something out of a famtasy novel.

Why did I have to be born white? /:
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>>694004217
>"Artsy" selfies.
So she's a hipster whore instead of a regular whore, good for you bro.
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>>693992952
I killed my mothers partner.
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Sometimes I show girls on Omegle some pretty unusual sex scenes. Sometimes they get really into them, when I'm lucky. Or they think it's live!
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