Sure.

yup, even if my entire circle of friends and family knew.

>>693980380
>30 minutes for a years salary
Yes.

>>693980380
>20.000 for 30 minutes
of course

Only if no one else knew

>>693980480
must be a shit job lmao

>>693980767
Welcome to being an average person.

what's the job and where do you live if I might ask

>>693981061
meant for
>>693980968

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>>693980380
*****WARNING!!****

Violation code #SJW01NONIGNOGS321
Your thread has been flaged not to contain a single negro. Please include at least one negro or person of color in creating future threads.

Thank you,
(SJWF) Social Justice Worriers Foundation Inc.

>>693981061
I've never had a job that paid that much.
In the US of A.

>>693980380
you are totally gay if you are too afraid of doing it.

>>693980380
Yes.

>>693981204
Finally. I thought this day would never come.

Please also include something about animal rights and needing to be vegan, thank you.

>>693980380
Yes, as long as there's no kissing.

I find the thought of kissing a faggot more unbearable than giving up my asshole for 30 minutes.

>>693980380
Definitely.

Yes, as long as there's plenty of kissing. I'm a classy fella not a cheap whore.

>>693980380
yeah man sure would

>>693982434

I like you.

>>693981204
Is this new? Look forward to seeing it run into the group within the hour.

>>693980380

Poor fag here.

I'd do it for this month's rent and some Taco Bell.

>>693980380
>if you were offered $20,000 for 30 minutes of sex
Nope. Not enough money for receiving.

>>693980380
Gonna have to do better than $20k to make me into a faggot

>>693982679
>I'd do it for this month's rent and some Taco Bell.
If you dont look too shabby, you probably can do this today.

Na, 20.000 is shit. I can steal that easily and not get caught

>>693980380
I'd do it for half that much. As long as he wasnt a fucking savage when it came the anal who gives a fuck?

>>693982868
ditto lol

>>693980380
No Way, i'm not a nigger whore

>>693982930
Over-confident nigger detected.

>>693980380
Yes

fuck yeah.
Not a problem, free std and NOONE would find out? sheesh not hard, 20k is a LOT of money

no i wouldn't, since i find the idea repulsive.

>>693981204
Prediction: pictures of black people will be flooding all YLYL threads with this caption, demanding 'people of color' be in all threads.
Kind of like the new banana, or spiderman.

>>693983245
That's the whole point dumbass. If we didnt find it gross we'd all be doing it for free.

>>693980380
Yes, but only with a white guy.

I'd do it for free

>>693980380

Only if he has a feminine penis.

>>693980380
No, 20k isn't shit. As far as giving anal, I probably couldn't stay hard.

>>693981204
>That violation code

Depends how big his dick is

If I could pick the guy and there was viagra on hand (no way I could get or stay hard) then sure. Guys ITT acting like taking a dick would be the worst torture in the world and not just 30 mins of kinda gross discomfort.

Why wouldn't you?

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>>693983342
but you find something repulsive, why would you do it for money? just get a real job

dude.. 20k is a lot of money
and i have an average decent job

hell, even for 5k ill pork a dude in the mouth

What if I wanted to do 2.5 hours? Could I do that for $100,000?

>>693980380
$20k is $20k.

>>693983877
Because my job doesnt pay me 20 G in 30 minutes. Dont be such a baby. That amount of money could change most people's lives and you'd turn it down because 'Ewww icky!' You get fucked in the ass at most jobs anyway at least this one pays well.

>>693983877
>implying jobs aren't just as repulsive as a 30 minute sex for 20k

>>693984099
Yeah what if I wanna do it for 10 years straight. Do I get a 10 million?

>>693980380
I was actually in this situation
>be me
>poorfag living check to check
>shit job
>told a friend about my problem
>he said hed help me out but first id have to let him suck my dick
>decide it aint gay to get head
>says yes
>he blows me behind the movie theater
>i take his wallet
Now he comes over every few days with cash and blows me while we play video games and chill
>mfw he said hell pay $100 to have me buttfuck him
>he wants to come over in a few days
>what do /b/ros?

>>693984356
I'd buy myself a brand new gold plated anus.

>>693980380
absolutely, assuming he showers beforehand.

>>693984450
Ask for more. At least $500. You cant be that desperate?

>>693980380
I'd do it

>>693984450
>you get money
>you get pleasure
Do it fag

>>693984356
you're asking the real questions

yeah I'd do it. I could start a business up with that kind of scratch.

>>693984450
Do it bro

>>693984450
You think you could stay hard for all that? His balls will be slapping against yours and he'd probably be moaning and stuff.

I'd do it for free.
Every sunday my friend Jason comes over and fucks me in the ass. He comes in, comes upstairs, we talk/JO, fuck, he cums in my ass, and he leaves.
We both have girlfriends, they have no idea, of course.
There is something to be said about no-strings-attached sex.

>>693984634
>>693984675
I have a gf (who doesnt know) and i told him we will negotiate

20,000... is the guy handsome? Reluctantly yes. If the guy is a fat stinking neckbears then no.

>>693984450
Ask for much more. If youre in the EU you need to pay dem taxes

>>693984923
OP said 'to all straight anons'. You are clearly not straight.

>>693984634
>>693985236
How much would you guys ask for in this situation?

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>>693984450
Play until you're right about to beat a boss,
pause and make him pay you,
put the money and controller on his back
Fuck him until about to come
Pick up controller
Beat boss
Come inside as you both watch victory sequence or beat boss
Sniff money as victory sequence rolls
Appreciate the most alpha moment of your life

Next week tell him you want to collar him, but he has to clean up your place and continue to pay you to get access to your dick
He's yours, anon. Enjoy it

>>693984450
Go head

the dude would have to be young, cute and have a smallish cock.

and no uncut peener.


and white dudes only.

then id do it for free.

>>693985542
I dunno man 500 in principal because I'm poor but I dont know if I could get hard for it.

>>693984450
Go head bro

>>693984923
>turning down $20,000
OP should have clarified no retards
What kind of person doesn't even want bragging rights that they got paid $20000 for sex?

I had a gay dream and it was ok in the dream but I woke up feeling so guilty.

>>693986174
Dreams reveal our true desires. It's ok man don't feel guilty.

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Fuck yeah no homo though

>>693985542
Tell him you'll do it for a completely unrealistic sum, eg 2k
He most likely won't pay that much, but he'll make you an higher offer than 100
Then add 100 on top of that and do it with pride

Alright, let's make this more interesting.
You are offered 50,000 dollars for sex with 2 men
you are the bottom
you are going to be dressed like a baby
You will be tied up
pictures will be taken but you will get to wear a mask and marker over any tattoos
Neither have STD's and have medical proof of this
One guy is fat and hairy
The other is black and like 50
Do you do it?

note: you may have one friend present to make sure they don't rape and murder you. Do you bring them? Who do you pick?

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I'd do it for free ;)

>>693986174
I had a dream about raping a 13 year old girl and felt the same, but horny as hell waking up
Dreams are just dreams anon

>>693980380
I'd do an hour for 5 grand. YOLOSWAG69420BLAZEITBRETHERN

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>>693981204
what

>>693981270
You've never had a full-time job
To not make 20k a year would mean you'd have to be getting paid part-time job level wages, that's shit.

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>>693980380

You must've seen the most recent post on tagthesponsor dot com

>>693986870
The question was to straight guys.

>>693980380
i'd fuck your mom for that money

>>693986807
Wait so the whole time I'm getting fucked by two gross dudes I'm worried about being murdered and raped? Even if my friend was Brock Lesnar I still wouldnt feel comfortable. No deal.

>>693985720
>>693986784
You both mak intresting points thou having a horny house slave mike make people suspicious

>>693980380
of course

you would be an idiot not to.

fucking is fucking, there's no moral imperative to fuck a certain way. even if you are in no way attracted to men twenty fucking grand to lay back and think about something else for 30 minutes is totally worth it.

I like expensive cars. Id rather cry about being raped sitting in a Caymen S.

>>693987519
Anytime you meet someone for a shady deal murder is on the table anon. Why do you think prostitutes go missing so much?
The question is more can you stand the idea of a friend knowing what you're doing to negate that possibility

>>693987619
He won't be living there, he just has to do chores to get access to your dick.
He can also wear an anklet if you don't want anyone to know he's yours. But there must be something on him at all times to remind him of that.

>>693987915
I dont think I could, as much as I'd like the money.

Hell yeah, traps are basically a man. So shit. Get me a girly trap and I will fuck the hell out of it.

>>693987619
print business cards and give them to your neighbours.
Ain't nothing suspicious about a man working hard to get money

>>693980380
100% yes

>>693980380
fuck yea, thats a nice ton of money

>>693980380
That's retarded anyone would do it. In fact, I'd do it for 200

>>693980380
Probably not for only 20k unless was a hot trap with feminine penis.

>>693980380

I don't need money right now, but when I would be short on cash then it would sound like a good deal.

>>693987411
There's no such thing called straight
Only men who are a bit like girls and are obsessed with staying all masculine and cool even if it's long time known that there is no such thing as full masculine, nobody is fully masculine, just little shitfaces who play the alpha but ain't shit in reality

Everyone would love a clear nice anus for fuck
And guess what, some are wants to be fucked hard in the Ass by a juicy cock but their fear is too strong so they conform society and hit the gym, get a gf and never tell about the things that would really comfort them because they know that they would be called sissy and bitches.
Idk why even there should be words like bottom bitch sissy etc.

>>693988734
>>693988211
Does this make me a pimp?

>>693989505
I'm not some in the closet chad you retard I just dont want a dick in my ass.

>>693989546
Only if other people pay you for him.

>>693989505
I don't even know why should humiliate those who take it in the Ass
After all they do what pleasure them
And that's good and that's what matters there shouldn't be anything shameful in it

>>693989505
>I know I'm a disgusting freak so I try and project my degeneracy onto others and convince myself everyone is as fucked up as me

>>693990195
Indeed I am wicked, cleanse me with holy water kek

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>>693989902
Then why do all of us including you think it is shameful?

I mean you are trying to justify it even though you know it is wrong.

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>>693990698
Won't do anything for you.

You need repentance not washing.

>>693980380
Sure, lets suck.

>>693980380
20k??
thats ALL??
no fukkin way.
maybe, MAYBE for a cool Mil
anything short of that, FO

My dignity is worth more than 20k.

>>693991897
No it isnt. Now open wide for daddy.

>>693991338
For a million I would do just about anything. Don't be a fag

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>>693992303
For the love of money is the root of all evil.
Don't sell your soul for any amount of money.

>>693980380
20k? usually my wife and I have to spring for booze and dinner for this shit.

>>693980380
I make 20,000 dollars in 2 months. There is no way I'm turning faggot for 2 months salary. Go fuck yourself, OP.

>>693991338
>2016
>Valuing your heterosexuality that much

>>693980380
I'd do it for free. I've never been with a man before. You can say I'm willing to experiment.

>>693980380
>recieveing
>Anal
no I don't really need the money and I'd rather not be a hooker

>>693995189
>C U R R E N T Y E A R

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>>693993719
this

>total secret

i'd do it for $5k. BUT i wouldn't want a black man. I'm not even racist, I'd just not want to do it.

>>693980380
>getting paid 40.000$/h

i would let these fags fuck my ass 24/7