ITT We post our darkest joke
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ITT We post our darkest joke
A nigger walked into a bar
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>>693975542
u think thats a dark joke hahaa
>>693975542
But isn't that true?
>>693975542
DID YOU FUCKING SCREENSHOT THIS SHIT FROM TWITTER ON YOUR FUCKING IPHONE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
POST A READABLE ONE YOU FUCKFACE
>>693975936
Eats, shoots & leaves
>>693975936
A nigger walks into bars
>>693976619
u monster
>>693975936
>a muslim walked into a gay bar
>>693975936
Walker barred into a nigger
>>693975542
This isn't a dark joke though, retard
>eating out an old lady
>Start to taste horse cum
>Look up at her
>"Oh grandma, so that's how you died"
>>693975542
i swear every time i see a gender chart i think it's an unown chart
>>693975542
>>693977881
Id love a translated version of this
>>693978098
nice filename
How long does it take for a black woman to take a shit?
Nine months
Black humor is like kids with cancer - never gets old
I fucking hate dark humor. Eddie Murphy sucks ass.
>>693979734
darky*
>>693975542
I honestly got suspended from Uni triggering a fat cunt of a teacher
I'll tell you how
>be me
>wake up in dorm
>get my shit on
>head to first class
>only 5 minutes late
>when I get there the fat cunt is rapping up talk about multiple genders
>say whatever she's probably trying to brainwash the other students
>get handed short Q&A
>the first of the questions is "on hand, how many genders are you aware of ?
>I'm fucking stun by the stupidity
>sit up from my chair
>teacher noticed
>she ask "why are you not seated"
>I say " the first question on here, is it supposed too be taken seriously ? "
>the bitch goes on about gender equality and other feminist bull shit
>I say " a man is male, a woman is female. If a man wants to be a woman or likes guys, he's s fag. A woman that wants to be man or likes other woman, she's a dike.
I don't want to type out the whole thing she said but I'll give you the last of it
>"and if you don't like it you can fuck off you blah blah blah "
>I got up and left before she can make herself sound more like a dumbass then she already is
I switch classes
>>693979893
Are you familiar with the concept of a joke? They're supposed to be humorous in some way, not just a story about how this one time you said a thing to tsome bitch and she was like WHOA DUDE
>693975542
Isn't that truth? Okay truth thread:
I can't stand extremist of religions.
>>693980067
The pic op uploaded reminded me about the situation so fuck off I felt like sharing
>>693977544
FUCK YOU
>>693977516
>> joke
m8 pls
>>693975542
A muslim walks into a gay bar and gets shots for everyone.
>>693975542
genders are a real thing you moron
>>693981161
There are only two genders you fucking sjw bitch
>>693978680
I honestly hope that's just Mountain Dew. Fucking disgusting.
faggots need to learn
>genders =\= sexuality
if you define yourself as a genderfluid whatever it is not your gender, it is your sexuality
>>693981754
Oh. God-tier edit.
>>693981964
Fuck off with your tumblr shit
>>693976639
It would be image.jpg if it was taken from an iphone you fucking plebe
>>693981964
How's it feel to be wrong?
>>693980215
Wow, so edgy
>>693980215
>Felt like sharing
For fuck's sake if you want to share, share a cock with your mom
>>693982341
Fuck off
Your just defending
>GENDER EQUALITY HURRR MORE DEN TWO GENDERS HURR CHECK MAH PRIVILEGES
>>693981308
>>693981584
took the bait
>>693982241
ask yourself
>>693978231
It's a concentration camp color + symbol chart
"ground colors"
"Symbol for returning people (More than likely those who tried to escape)"
"Punished"
"faggots"
"Faggot race shamer"
"Symbol for escape organizer"
"Prisoner Uniform"
"Example of a full symbol"
"Polish (Or faggot)"
"Czech (Or faggot)"
Red is political, Green is the color for people who broke rules in their assigned job, Blue is immigrant, Purple is Bible Students, Yellow is literal faggots, Black is ? Probably some kind of foreman
>>693977253
Lmao
>>693978231
Also, the ironic part is that the title of the chart literally means "Symbols for Protective Custody Prisoners" LOL
What's worse than 12 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 12 Trees
>>693975542
pic is very accurate though.
>>693975542
Where's the BJT symbol
>>693976619
fuck you
Kid watches his dad walk free from prison
Dad goes to hug kid
Dad gets arested
Apparently the kid wanted to get molested by his dad again
>>693977795
This world wpuld make an awesome setting for a grimdark sci-fi/fantasy book
>>693975542
Let me get my PokeDex
>>693983168
What's ironic about that?
In just going to leave this here
>>693984038
LMFAO Son of a Bitch
>>693977795
You mean communism.
Cult of personality is basically religion,
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_cult_of_personality
>>693983636
Which one? The one where atheists live in darkness or the one where religious people live in huts?
>>693975542
I accept 4, based solely on privates
Male female both neither
>>693984135
Lol PROTECTIVE Custody? JEWS? GET IT?! I mean, people joke about America liberating the fuck out of the middle east with endless explosives, but the Germans mastered the art of "Arbeit Macht Frei".
>>693975542
"american freedom"
>>693975542
but that is not a joke.
>>693984439
It's protective custody in the sense of protecting the outside world from them, not the other way around, im not sure if it's because of bad translation but you somehow got this the wrong way
>>693977253
and gave the best blow job ever
Why are black people just like Christmas tree lights?
They hardly ever work, they're chained together, and they only look good when hanging from trees.
>>693975542
OP is a faggot
LOL HUSKY THIS IS SO FUCKING HILARIOUS THANKS FOR SHARING, YOU ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY
What do you get if you put a Baby in a Microwave?
An erection
>>693976619
i hate you
>>693977948
hhnnngg
>>693978098
clever filename saved fot ylyl
>>693978157
pure cancer
>>693977544
daddddddddy
>>693978498
Top kek
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orange?
I don't fuck an orange before I peel off its skin and eat it.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS
>>693975542
this isnt a dark joke. facts arent jokes. its like saying op is a faggot
>>693987166
I think the joke is that people don't believe it.
>>693984038
I swear half of them look like sci fi weapons.
(Context ofc) AND here is the new Terry Schiavo action figure! now with a removable feeding tube!
>>693977544
humonculel
