I'm a straight dude, I've tried with a dildo and I can do it. My wife can't. Sadness.

>>693976007
Hate to brake it to you anon, you're a fag

>>693976122

Man shit ... my wife will be so pissed.

Any women out there have a fetish for dudes' orgasms that stop you from breathing?

>>693975324
no

i make men give me oral but i dont really see the appeal of putting any effort into pleasing them

>>693976573
that's why you're probably browsing /b/ instead of getting d

>>693975324
My fiance tried, but it never worked. These attempts ended with puke a few times.

Anybody's got manual for her?

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>>693976691
yeah because I have to be "getting d" literally every second of the day

whatever helps you sleep at night

>>693976573

i hope you're trolling cause otherwise your life sounds sad.

>>693976921
this

>>693976838

Like I said I tried it with a dildo. It's definitely physically taxing but I wouldn't say it was all that difficult to do ... I think it's just practice.

>>693976122
>brake
>inb4 you are now an automobile.

>>693976863
I needed that, hopefully tonight I'll finally sleep well
Thank you very much

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>>693976984
never saw a reason to do anything but let men make me feel good since i can just get a different man next time if i want

its not like I dont let them jack off or something while sniffing and licking me

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>>693977366

You're having shit tier sex. A dude that's turned on will give you a 10x O.

>>693977366
i like this bait, and the effort you put into it
dont let anyone discourage you anon

>>693976838
Motivation, small steps and exercises with dildo. Anyone can do it.

>>693977123

The one I have is pretty rigid and it took a few tries to push it past the bend in the throat. It hurts getting it down there but once it's in it's ok.

You have to be able to not panic when you gag though.

>>693977695

how do you know this?

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>>693977608
>>693977581
>>693977572
>>693977640
im only half serious because i love triggering neckbeards

but in all seriousness I dont really that actively care about "pleasing" my partner which is why i simply gravitate towards people who get turned on by pleasing me

on the topic of sucking dicks I sometimes do it if im turned on because i live in an actual first world country where they let babies keep their dicks intact and dont turn them into dry ugly mushrooms

I can do it lol
I used to be bulimic and dont have much of a gag reflex :/

>>693977838
Because I can do it.

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>>693977366

realistically most women don't need this talent at all because they don't have a partner with an 8" dick

>>693977909
>im only half serious because i love triggering neckbeards

look everyone ! a tumblrina who thinks she has any power in this world.

>>693976007
If she loves you and knows that you really want this, she can learn. Otherwise i'm sorry for you

>>693977909
Everything about what you're saying makes me cringe so hard I want to become an hero.

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>>693978177
>look everyone ! a tumblrina who thinks she has any power in this world.

neckbeard tries to fit in by spewing buzzwords

guess the neckbeard comment cut deep huh?

>>693978288
so go ahead

>>693977945
Pic of you?

>>693978004

Tell us more.

>>693975324
No, cock tastes wierd

>>693978177
It's funny that she replies to every reply to her. She tries to act like she doesn't care but she does haha, dumb attention seeking cunt can't fool me.
On a side note, my girlfriend deepthroats me every day.

>>693975324
Sauce?

>>693978177
>>693978288
>>693978444

could you feed the troll any harder holy shit

>>693977945
>>693978004

Have you ever had a dude jizz while balls deep?

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>>693977909
>dry ugly mushrooms

Im a dude. Done this easly with dildo, my gf nope. Something is truly fucking wrong here

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>>693978444
>hahaha fucking conspiracy i see through it

I always try to reply to everyone who replies to me, are you retarded? Do you not understand basic social interaction?

Outright ignoring the stupid shit you say would probably be more smart than acknowledging it but im a pretty confrontational person

>>693978642
Circumcised kike "dicks" look good to you? I literally crack up whenever some whiny american tries to send me pics of their mutilated numb shroom

sorry that your mom sold your clit to shaak and Aa, must be hard to accept that youre inferior

>>693978785

Srsly. Makes me wish I was gay.

You have to pay girls for that .


Girls actually dont care about men . They put up with men to get resources from them . 90% of girls are actually attracted to other girls and are completely lesbians . They pretend to like men sexually to get resources .

This is why marriage and relationship are gone because guys are starting to realize this .

Girls never really liked guys to begin with . They were forced to. Look at all the girls who claim to be bisexual. They are not bisexual. They are actually lesbians who are still open to men because of their male resources . Women exploit men's sexuality because they can . Even mothers exploit their son's sexuality . Look around you .Why do you think girls dress the way they do ? Why do you think they paint their nails and lips ?

>>693978623
Yes, but my husband is like 6"

>>693978964

ur a joke go away

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>>693978964
Gay advocate spotted

>>693978169

tfw 8" dick

Femanon here, I had a dream once that I died via deepthroating

>>693978964
Wen de bait is 2 strung

>>693979167

Was it hot or not?

>>693979167
No, that was ur future as a vision

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>>693978888
Witnessed

>>693979228
Hot as in slowly drifting into darkness while someone murders you with their dick sure

>>693978623
yep. its ok if its all the way in and I can hold my breath, it just goes straight down. but if its not right in or I have to breath it can go really wrong one time I kind of coughed while he was halfway through and it ended up dripping out of my nose it was horrible

>>693979484

Hey don't put your dream on me. Did it start out hot and then turn bad? Or was it like a rape nightmare to begin with?

If you guys dont believe my post >>693978964

ask yourself this :
why do girls not initiate ?
why do girls not ask for sex ?
why do girls openly admit they are bisexual ?
why do girls branch swing and change sexual partners so often ?
why do girls look for rich guys and guys with resources ( car , apartment, connections ) ?

Girls exploit male sexuality thats why. When they get old and ugly they can't do that anymore . Maybe some of them still can but its gets harder for them .

GIRLS AND WOMEN DONT CARE ABOUT MEN . WAKE UP AND STOP WASTING YOUR TIME AND MONEY ON GIRLS .

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>>693978964
I have to disagree

Alot of women probably have bi urges atleast at some point in their life because its not hard to be attracted to the body of another girl, but having lezzy sex is surprisingly boring if you keep doing it exclusively because theres really not much you can do there unless some porn company is providing you with crazy machinery

>>693979634
Rape nightmare, I knew it was someone who hated me but I couldnt see his face for some reason

>>693976122
Stop! You're going to brake his heart!

>>693975324
Sauce please !

>>693979774

why didn't you bite it off

>>693979551
Hot

>>693979551

how long can you hold it down there?

>>693979966
The thought didn't come into my dream brain, instead I just died

>>693975324
who is this? she is crazy hot

>>693980155

Bad plan.

>>693979672

You completely missed my point .

my point : girls and women are not sexually attracted or even interested in men . They have sex with men because of their resources.

If I was wrong about this then every men out in this world would be married and happy with a wife right now . This is clearly not the case because now men are realizing that women dont actually like men . Women only want to use and exploit men for their own good.

You are so naive if you think girls will love/respect you as a living being. They dont give a fuck about men or even their own little sons.

Wake up ! Look around you ! Why do you think the society is turning out like this ? Women are not the same as men .

Women were " oppressed " for a reason . They are not people like men . They dont give a shit about anyone but themselves.

>>693980226

And she knows how to suck a dick too.

I like to put time into pleasing the guy. I learned to deep throat pretty well and i also just suck on his balls for no reason at all at times. Just sometimes girls are lazy and dont give a shit and just dont want sex.

>>693980356

Ugh go away. You're repulsive.

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>>693980356
I am a girl you fucking retard

I was playfully disagreeing with your retarded shit because I gave you the benefit of the doubt in you actually hopefully not being serious

>>693980356
>>693978870

Can you two get a room and leave the rest of us alone?

>>693980409

How long can you hold a cock all the way down your throat?

>>693975324
Because my man can't deepthroat my pussylips, so why would i learn that for him?

at least 8 seconds not much

>>693980798

Not long enough to nut.

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>>693980356
She had to be really fucking cruel and stupid slut. I'm sorry anon

>>693980032
it really wasnt it made my eyes stream and the back of my throat sore and I couldnt get rid of the taste/smell for ages. I really try not to do it if Ive got the choice
>>693980101
as long as I can hold my breath if Im in control of it but if he starts moving too much I will start to gag and have to stop

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>be part time faggot
>have girlfriend, but aquire almost 8-inch dildo (regular thickness, a little softer than a hard cock) for fun if she's not in town
>instead of lube, I just use spit on the didlo and my butt
>start giving it messy oral instead
>deepthroat it
>eventually I have reached the end of the shaft

>took me (added up) about 10 min of practice to swallow 20cm of dildo and stay there, gagging a little

I often don't even get to fuck my ass because sticking the rubber dick to the wall, getting on my knees in front of it like a good little faggot and chocking myself is just too much fun

>>693980858
Guys nut for no reason in 10 seconds youre right

Please sauce OP's webm !

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>>693980496
>They have sex with men because of their resources
>They have sex with because of their resources
>They have sex
Jep he's retarded. 3/9 though.

>>693980356
> implying the bad (and probably few) experiences he had with women are important enough to represent all women

Lol you're retarded

>>693976220
Is this you Shawn?

>>693982443

Are you there, God? It's me, Shawn.

>>693975324
Simple, I try but I can't, 8inchs is alot for an 18yo

>>693980496
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1. Yes I answered you because you're a femanon, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>693978964
Go fuck yourself you retarded piece of nigger shit

>>693978964 This is why we need to abolish rape laws

>>693983239

how come you don't practice like

>>693983709

>>693983827
You really gonna let yourself get trolled by that?

Sauce is robxxxrider on Chaturbate

>>693984148
Look at her face, does she look like she is enjoying it?

>>693978964
>you have to pay girls for that
>I got it for free
I just proved you wrong.

>>693983426

so much cringe

>>693980356
>failing to understand simple biology this much

Everyone's different. My girl and others I've known cum from being throatfucked.

>>693975324
Depends on position. Oh her knees my wife cant. On her back with head over the side of the bed I can get all in.

>>693983709
i went flacid, because she looks like a dude

>>693983709

that's a tranny, right?

>>693984602

eh, i've done it by choice and i'm sure i looked like that. does a marathon runner look like they're enjoying it?

>>693985714

can you hand the keyboard to her?

>>693979655
Girls want my cheddar and I want their pussy, ass, and tits. Free market in action.

>>693986822
>>693986977
>>693987211
check'd

>>693975324
Sauce?

>>693978440
What does it taste like?

>>693976573
Lonely anon.

Really not that hard..especially since most guys don't have very big cocks.

>>693989089

8" dick and wife can't do it.

>>693984541
>>693984541
>>693984541


OP webm post is def her.. just cant find that video

First I didn't but now I do since my boyfriend loves to facefuck me. It was painful at first but now I can take it all.

>>693989979
Lame :( my ex had an 8" and I could do it, but it definitely took a bit of practice. Only other sucks I've sucked have been more like 5" or 6" so significantly easier to do..guess that's one of the only problems with a bigger dick. Lucky wife tho :)

>>693990688

do you like it?

I've done it quite a few times. Its fun when the guys aren't expecting it. But I may have thrown up the first time I ever tried...damn gag reflex

>>693991020

How did you practice? She's tried a bunch and she can hold it in the back of her mouth but never actually into the throat.

Actually it's what turned my boyfriend from a friends with benefits into a boyfriend. asked me out while i was down on him. Feels good man. I don't swallow though, that shit tastes like hell.

>>693991121
It's pretty fun and I do enjoy it. I love it when I turn upside down and he facefucks me like that.

>>693980356
>my point : girls and women are not sexually attracted or even interested in men . They have sex with men because of their resources.
>If I was wrong about this then every men out in this world would be married and happy with a wife right now .

Logic failure. Women can have sex without marriage. And men and women are not identical in motives and behavior.

I'm guessing you're an man that most women would not find attractive overall, and you developed this asinine neckbeard theory that women find all men are unattractive, instead of accepting or addressing your unattractiveness.

>>693978870
I'm with you, only retards would cut parts of their dicks off for religion. Kinda funny how americans are pointing out muslims in europe at every turn and then follow a stupid middle-eastern tradition of cutting part of their dicks off.

I saw a youtube clip of african villagers doing that too, hacking with a machete or something. Americans are therefore on the same level as african and middle-eastern people.

>>693980496
>I am a girl
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>693991697

How long can you hold it down?

>>693983426
well memed friendo

>>693986822
>>693986977
>>693987211
magic

I've tried to learn but my tonsils are a problem, anyone here with tonsils successfully deep throat?

>>693993419

what's the problem? i have tonsils.

>>693993087
The longest I've been down there was almost a minute. Usually I stay down there for 30 seconds.

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>>693992908
yeah brotha!!! girls dont exist!!!

>>693992313
everyone knows americans arent all that intelligent so what can you expect

>>693992065
>And men and women are not identical in motives and behavior.

thank you for repeating my point

fucking idiot

>>693993734
I just have a hard time getting his head past them. I've done it a few times but it's hard, maybe I need to change positions or something

>>693979023
>>693979551
One or both of you fags are lying.

I tried to warn all you 20 year old virgins who have no idea about girls and women .

They exploit male sexuality and try to trap you with pregnancy and marriage .

Women dont care about men . Period. They use men for their own amusement and benefit.

If you don't believe me , go out there. Go see it for yourself. Do not listen to their words ( they are huge liars) . Pay attention to their actions instead.

This is my last attempt to help you idiots who slave away for women . Im trying to brake your chains and shackles and you are putting it back on .