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Ask the loneliest man on earth anything


>Obese with manboobs
>No friends ever
>Forgotten how to speak after being alone for so long
>NEET with 50,000$ debt
>starving
>barely pay rent
>don't have money for anything
>Retarded parents (father deaf) and mother is a cancer survivor with no energy left
>headaches and nausea all the time
>stress everyday about rent and expenses
>kissless hugless handholdless talkless virgin
>no phone facebook skype or any other social networking accounts
>barely post on 4chan
>when I do I get ignored
>no one has said happy birthday to me


Ask me anything

in4 edgy attention whore
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>>693969277
Happy birthday
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>>693969505
its not my birthday
I just said that no one has ever told me happy birthday on my birthday
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>>693969591
I love you
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>>693969591
edgy attention whore
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>>693969591
Fuck no wonder you have no friends
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happy birthday
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>>693969591
It's your birthday? Happy one, OP!
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>>693969277
nice dubs for a loser
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Its alight, atleast you got dubs.
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Praise Kek! Now I shall read from the Book of Pepe: And thou shall only post the dankest of meme's in the hopes of spreading the word of Pepe. Praise Kek! And if thou does not spread the dankest of meme's may the sjw have no mercy on your mortal being. May you be locked in a room with no less than 6 hamplanets being force-fed their liberal ideals whilst gorging on their crusty yeast infection filled vagines until you die of dehydration. Praise Kek!
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Tits or GTFO.
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Happy birthday bro
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nice dubs son
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>>693969277
At least you didn't did cocaine like me, I'm feeling like a piece of shit
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>obese
>nausea and headaches


Drink water and eat healthier. Don't do it to yourself and then complain of the side effects.
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Happy birthday man

But for real, I'm kind of jealous of hams sometimes. Like I wish I had my own boobs to play with. Instead I'm stuck with these rock hard pecs of steal. :(
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Happy Birthday Asswipe! :D
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I'm your friend anon. I believe in you.
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>>693969933
what a fucking number!
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Why live?
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>>693969591
Happy birthday!
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You did this to yourself, you lazy useless sack of shit, you deserve every ounce of sorrow you get and the stress. No ones is gonna feel sorry for someone who's wasting away their lifeless fat meat bag on the internet, instead of being productive.
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>>693970328
I don't know
I just do
I'm already dead inside
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>>693969591
Oh shit it's your birthday? Happy birthday faggot!
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>>693969277
>first line
>obese with manboobs
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I will tell you now, how u will become happy, u will not listen, not even considering the idea but i still try, cause i love you.

Leave for the adventure. Go into woods, build a house, live like u were into an RPG, and come back when u want. If u want tips i can give u some.
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>Getting bullied by /b/
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Have a great bday OP
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>>693969591
happy birthday OP
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>>693969591
Happy birthday anon!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>693969277
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/formally-recognize-black-lives-matter-terrorist-organization

Sign this before you off yourself
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>>693970654
Im not op, but thanks anon. You give me hope.
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>>693969277
This is not the place for you Robro head to /r9k/
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>>693969591
ill suck your dick anon and im not a girl!
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OP, read "scripts people live" by claude steiner, to gain some new perspective
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>>693970764
(GL HF With the civil wars guys ! Dont worry this is not the most fun part in comming )
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>>693969277
be a champ and do something for your country and the entire human race, go kill some dirt, you have nothing to lose, anyway.
if caught, you get a nice warm place in prison, where you can either benefit from your manboobs or use your time to get fit.
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>>693969277
why do you keep going? how do you keep going?
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>>693969277
You suck
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>>693969277
go to the gym, faggot
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>>693970825
I will give you more than hope very soon my brother
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>>693970654
What if i get fucked by bears?
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>>693969277

>obese
>starving

wut. seriously though I'm sorry to hear that /b/ro
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>>693970990
yuck! remove that shit
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happy birthday
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>>693971123
You are a smart guy , or u can become one, Smart guy fuck bears, they dont get fucked by retarded mind bears.
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>>693969591
Happy fucking brithday OP
Bump for tits
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>>693969277
How big is your useless limp cock? Why not camwhore and get paid? Ya you are fat but shove things in ya ass eat poop get paid? Shove needles through cock do request OP
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>>693969277
What's your dream? What did you want to be when you were a kid?
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Why no hooker?
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dude shut the fuck up, you are literally posting this from a pc, just fuckign sell that, leave your apartment, and become a vagabond, then when you are ready just re-enter society under a differnt name, get citizienship again and start afresh.

The same thing (but worse) has happened to literally hundreds of millions of people before, get over yourself ffs, do some exercise.
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I used to be a lot like you OP.

Know what I did? I started hitting the gym 5 days a week.

Kept this up for months. Ended up looking like a different person.

Felt confident as fuck, which led to me acing a job interview for an amazing job.

Now making 90k a year.

There is hope. You just have to try.
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>>693971517
Pretty gay tbh,
Not op
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>>693969277
Happy Birthday bro.

How old?
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Post your face please
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>>693971123
That will bring you happiness
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Anon, no matter what, this retarded pedophile internet forum will still be here.
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Start meditating
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>>693969591
Happy Birthday.
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>>693969277
Would ever suck a man off for $$? Become a slave to a bunch of old fags let them fuck you up the ass, DP that man hole suck their cocks clean?
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>>693969277
Belated happy birthday, OP! Stay strong and feel hugged! :)
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>>693971727
>implying the internet itself isnt for pedophiles
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>>693970445
>human beings are nothing but producing machines

You are a bigger piece f shit than OP tbh
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>obese
>starving
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Guys, i am your lord Jesus Christ, and i am here to tell you something.

Symbol is a good way to exprim an idea into your heart, so i will use some songs to touch your heart.

John Lennon - Imagine
Hoobastank - The reason
Queen - I want to break free
Michael Jackson - They don't care about us
Bob marley - Redemption Song
Elvis Presley - Suspicious mind
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
John Lennon - Stand by Me
The beatles - Come together
We are the world
Queen - Don't stop me now

The first things u will understand in any song, will be the truth. Listen to your 6th sense, this is god speaking to you.
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>>693971642
Assuming OP isnt a faggot, anyhow ya its highly gay bro I would never do this but I'm not OP he might as well make money being a faggot he prob faps to traps
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>>693971998
>no yeezy

S

M

H
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>>693971801
This is real gay man real fucking gay

>>693969277
Now OP post ya pooper and spread dem butt cheeks
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>>693969277
at least you are not this guy.
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>>693969277
No one has an easy life faggit. Man up and start living life the way you wanna live it. Your parents sound like humble survivors.

I have a fat friend who gets tons of pussy because he has tight game. Now go out there and do your thang /b/ro
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Happy Birthday bro. Overcome your shit. I wish you well you fucking faggot.
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>>693969277

So you're saying you would've been better off as an abortion? You know it's not too late. You might as well since you are a parasite on society and provide nothing of value to anyone.
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>>693969277
Why am I the first to bring this up?

TITS OR GTFO post those man boobs you bloody faggot
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You suck your own boobs ?
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>>693970179
>pecs of steal

Fucking theiving gypsy faggot.
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Go on a trip around Europe, survive, come back, share how trip changed your life and apperance
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Ask the loneliest man on earth anything? So that means it's just you right? You standing tall? Tall enough to stand and do your own shit! Good stuff! A man who has the strength to stand tall when there is no one else around will surely provide good support!

Speaking of support, I love you.

I love all of you! You're all me! Mind of the Son, Body of the Father, Soul of the Children! Children of the internet!

Don't worry 4chan. I'm reading. I think what's happening is fucking hilarious.

You've basically come out of your shell, you're questioning why, you're forming your own opinion, you guys are getting even smarter!

Meanwhile, I get to cosplay as a knight and gallop around social media!

Posting all your gourmet meals on social media! Gourmet meals are good for gourmet memes!

Might send you a postcard too. Tell you guys how I'm going! Postcards are good. Postcards from long lost friends or relatives show that you still care about them.

After all, what's a few raindrops between friends?

Maybe I should get a tripcode? Nah. Rather have a postcode though so you can send one back!
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>>693969277
Post ya dick with stamp OP
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>>693969277
> orphan

> no family

> no friends

> grew up in a shitty european country as a homeless child

> no one helped me and was treated like trash

> forced labor as a child made little to no money

> seriously abused and starved by other people

> slept in trashcans sometimes to avoid cold/rainy weather

> years later

> moves to america

> americans discriminate me because I look "muslim" and im fucking white

> living off minimum wage barley hanging on

> didn't get education

> cant do simple math only adding and subtracting

> No one talks to me in america only bosses yell at me

> no known birthdate cept the year (1987)

By all means tell me how tough your life is
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>>693969277
Time to work out faggot, stop mooching and start living

You can achieve anything if you work hard at it
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>>693969277
Would you suck men off on craigs for booze and weed? I have never done it but if I get desperate I might just have too
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>>693972747
You prob are a fucking muslim or slav, being said I like slavs way better then nighers and shitskins
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Happy Birthday dude!
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>>693969277
NEET LIFE IS GOOD now get the fuck back to /r9k/
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Dominik?
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>>693972904
All right faggot go be a fucking astronaut
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>>693969277
happy birthday
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>>693972747
THIS ...You americans bitch and moan about how hard your life is when your government provides for you and makes sure you're in living standards our governments dont give a shit about us and too poor to help us

move to europe OP for 3 years then see how long you will survive.
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>>693973066
>liking slavs more than anything

Give me a sandnigger or nigger over those white-niggers any day

I have been to Pakistan, I have been to Africa, I have been to China, and Russia.... and let me tell you, Russia is BY FAR the most niggerish worst place I have ever been.

Its worse than Africa because Russians can trick you with the color of their skin

The only reason you tiolerate them is probably because your blood is diluted with Eastern "European"
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>>693969277
How about you start answering questions you fat fuck degenerate scum
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>>693969277
Jesus christ man. I just scrolled down and saw this thread. Set out to mentally, physically and maybe even spiritually improve yourself and the rest will follow dude. Stop feeling sry for yourself and what u veiw as your plight in life, change it man.
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>>693973066
Muslim isn't a race you stupid amerifat its a religion

I'm mixed slav-aryan
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>>693969277
Starving will be good for the obesity tho?
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Happy birthday op
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>>693972747
>>693972747

Do acid, live in the country side, work with animals

Thats how you win
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>>693973321
Never said they were great, they are all shit tier so whose worse imo fucking gypsies beat slavs
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>>693973300
Try living in southside Chicago for your first 20 years and then tell me how tough you are you fucking slav
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>>693973417
nice. Americans are bad at knowing anything outside of their cuntry
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>>693973417

>muslim is a religion not a race

>mfw the uneducated europoor knows more than educated americunts thats just fucking depressing
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>>693971998
We are all wise in the third eye.
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>>693973417
No shit its not race you filthy europoor, nothing wrong with hating muslims, you can be a white muslim and scum
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>>693972747
kys
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>>693969277
if i would be in your shoes i would start doin some kind of easy-to-start-but-hard-to-maintain crime
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>>693969277
I'll give you $20 If you suck my dick, What state r u in ?
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>>693972747
You most likely deserve it faggot, go back to your eurotrash country
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>>693973495
> so whose worse imo fucking gypsies beat slavs

agreed, gypsys are the worst. But to me, its all eastern european. They are just terrible people.

Worst for European society than muslims. At least muslims bring us sweet kebabs and curry

Russian food is gross as fuck. Its like Vodka soaked llama steak
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>>693969277
> Obese with man boobs
> Starving
Hmmm...
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>>693972747
So this guy who obviously lived a harder life than OP and not complaining about it is not getting any sympathy, but OP who is just bitching and moaning about how tough life is, is getting all kinds of support from /b/tards?

K.

Okay /b/
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>>693969277

Are we supposed to feel bad for you?

I wish you would kill yourself. That way the rest of the world wouldn't have to pull your weight, you deadbeat faggot scum.
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>>693973300
No thanks anon, I'm retired and make over 110k a year at 32, I own a house with lots of acres and do what ever I want. Sometimes I feel bad for you guys and then laugh becuase I just gave my dogs table scraps that you cucks would fight over.. life is good stay poor
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>>693973958
Kek
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>>693969591
Ight fuck u den
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>>693974093
>trying this hard to bullshit on 4chan
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>>693973066
All muslims are shit
All niggers are shit
All slavs are shit
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>>693972747
i love you
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>>693972747
many respekt
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how do u forget how to speak?
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>>693973321
There's a big difference between Russia-tier slavs and more westerly slavs like the Czechs etc. I wouldn't leave my dog alone with a Russian, but my wife walks the streets of Prague safe and sound. Still glad to be Celtic, but Czechs and Slovaks are good people.
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>>693972747
If you're illiterate how can you type ?

Also If you live in Florida hit me up, I'll give you 100/10 dollars to suck my dick
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>>693974333
those trips dont lie
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>>693970179
Kek
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>>693974333

Some people were kind enough to teach me how to read and speak in english in later life

No thanks anon I'll stick with my shitty mineral labor work.
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>>693974238
Sorry man I'm not a troll retired at 30, wife gets a monthly paycheck too not everyone on his is a 10 year old kid making shit up
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>>693974093
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>>693973499
Where in the chi?
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>>693974481
I hope you get murdered, filthy Mudshit
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>>693972747
>>693974481

britfag here,

Anon you should've moved to england m8 you would've been treated more humanely and with more respect theres a reason why much of the world hates americans and these replies to you do not surprise me

typical americunts.
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>>693969277
Where you from OP if you suck me off I'll pay you 150 for the fuck of it but you are swallowing my load
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>>693974660
lol and people wonder why americans are hated

i feel more sorry for the european guy tbh while OP is just an annoying attention whore.
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>>693969277
happy birthday faggot
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>>693972747
I mean just because you grew up like a possum doesn't mean other people can't be unhappy with their lives... You aren't the precedent to unhappiness
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>>693974674
>Anon you should've moved to england m8 you would've been treated more humanely and with more respect theres a reason why much of the world hates americans and these replies to you do not surprise me
Very true. Should've moved to a country with some sort of socialist apparatus/safety net, Niko Bellic.
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>>693969277
>obese
>starving
pick one
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>>693974674
This go move to BREXIT land MY SIDES, they will treat you better they worship mohammeds cock daily
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>>693972747
>and worst of all, my cousin keeps ringing me up and asking me if I want to go bowling
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>>693974768
Keep yapping you Euro-poor sand nigger. I'll buy your daughter for a night next time I visit your shithole
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>>693969277
You have internet. You're not the lonliest. You can't even do that right.
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>>693974816
Eh fair point..
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>>693973499
dude there your problems are. Chicago fucking sucks. Leave that shithole
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>>693974914
Haha BTFO this is true as fuck
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>>693974307
Czech sounds awesome. Real talk. They get a pass, no doubt. I never even considered them Slavs to be honest
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>>693969277
OP, quit being a fag. your doing better than half of the worlds population and have to complain about it on here. If your going to kill yourself, at least go to africa to they can feed off your obese body.
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>>693974914
Fat murilard triggered, ya ok good luck doing that after you have a heart attack you fat piece of shit, you wont be able to even find your penis under all that fat
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>>693972747
>mfw and people feel sorry for OP ...The most hated person on /b/

Fuck, your life sucks man.
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>>693969277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCkSpnM_Oi0
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>>693974914
>>693975018

>implying any of our ghettos are nearly as dangerous as your nigger filled streets


Nice try. I love how "enjoy your muslims" is the best you guys got. It still isnt as shitty as Detroit and Chicago lol. More people die in Chi than Iraq lol..... so enjoy your niggers

I would buy your daughter, but she will probably be shot in school
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>>693975151
you mean like this guy? >>693972747
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>>693969933
Siamese dubs for soros
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>>693975078
The lovely land where you are rich at 800 usd a month, stay poor and hungry
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>>693974914
Assuming you dont die from a mass shooting in your middle school first.
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>>693975241
You have no money to buy our daughters if you did you would go without food for weeks, enjoy being poor and living in a shitty flat, to bad you will never own a house
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>>693970003
>doing cocaine
>not feeling alpha
Get a life bro
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>>693973539
Of course they do they're ignorant brainwashed cunts who believes anything the media tells them.
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>>693975241
Dont be jelly europoor
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>>693975157
Keep telling yourself that as I rail her bareback in exchange for a sandwich.

>>693975241 Sure thing, Sweden yes ?
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Any good at Overwatch? We can play together if you'd like. <3
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sup?
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>mfw this thread is just comparing the shitiness of nations to one an other
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get into alcohol and drugs.. numb yourself as often as you can so u dont feel like shit. Who cares if you die too early
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>>693969591
Happy Birthday fag lord.
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>>693973499
Idk man. You don't see many chicago kids sleeping in trashcans to avoid violent weather you cant compare chicago to european countires tbh.
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>>693973499
The fuck you talkin' about Chicago is much better than the lawless european countries

You want to be tough? go to isis held cities in iraq go on tough guy.
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>>693969277
>>no phone facebook skype or any other social networking accounts
get one?
wtf? they're free.
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i dont have any real friends either OP..
i'm satisfied with the fact that i sorta know all of you even though i dont.
whats even better is No Man's Sky comes out aug 9th and thats bad ass
idk wat to tell u m8 but irl ppl are mainly cancer imo.
some ppl (like me) are better off alone and maybe its the same with you man.
if you wanna focus on doing something then maybe switch your name to Dan and raise some hell with us..
>pic related m80
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''obese''
''starving''
PICK ONE FAGGOT
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How did this thread turn from OP being a fat faggot who needs a waaambulance to Europoors being jealous as fuck about how good the Burgerland has it?
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>talkless

Never talked to a woman? You mean outside of family/school/as part of their job?
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>>693972000
Damn, nice trips. But even if I was in OP's position, I'd become homeless first. My fat would keep me alive beyond the wall and I would rebuild my life when I lose enough weight. I'd hang out at libraries first, learning all I could about website creation or electrical work. Or I'd look in my local town for paid apprenticeships in infrastructure; always need more of those in inner cities. I'd have a hard time for awhile and I know I'd want to kill myself. I'd slog out of my cardboard home for at least a year planning my rise while having the breakfast of rotting foods. At times I may even leave someone to metaphorically drown in an inch of water. But I know it would all be worth it when i step out of my car, onto the opposite sidewalk I used to beg along, and look at the man in the first glass I see. And as the reflection of my origin stares back at me, I will know why I crossed that road. And why I had to live no matter how much it hurt.
But that 'why' different for everyone.
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>>>/r9k/
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>>693976829
Just the europoors crying about how the poor in murica are richer then medium income familys over there its fairly funny
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>>693976829
Someone said they was from europe then mericans lost their shit and went into rage
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>>693975646
>detroit yes?
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>>693969277
Live stream your death
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>>693969277
Why is this a copypasta now?

Also happy birthday you faggot
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>>693973417
no, no, no u are not a mixed slav-aryan u are a fuckin eastern european untermensch
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>>693975646
Theres more niggers in chicago than there isn in europe
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>>693977630
I'm pretty sure I'm slav-aryan lemme check...

..

Yep I'm salv-aryan mixed.
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Fuck Europoor and Murilards, Aussie reporting in the only thing we have is very few abbos who keep their oogabooga shit to themselves, Europoors are well shitskins and slavs, might as well call it Eurabia now, Muricans are fat ass dumb faggots who lose every war
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>>693972747
Happy Birthday!
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>>693977645
There are more shitskins in Europoor then fucking Iraq these days
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>>693977748
>muricans are dumbass faggots who lose every war

What?

You got the dumbass faggots right...but

>who lose every war

you need a history check friend

I live in new zealand

>yfw NZ is more free than USA
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>>693977738
Nothing to be proud off faggot, you wearing some cheap ass adidas ahit and squatting with your trash friends right now? Liver failure will kill you thats the good news
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>>693977929
Better than niggers and the blm
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>>693969277
chill out man you will die eventually
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>>693977748
Oh boy here we go every single time a aussie opens his mouth utter shit spews out, you pathetic fucks lost a WAR TO EMUS, now fuck off you kangaroo fucking Bogan
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>>693978074
I never said i was proud of it you denied I was aryan.

I'm actually living in USA in my apartment

>liver failure will kill you thats the good news

The only time I see someone this edgy is because their underage b& who is still in middle school

Please keep up this attitude in your school so the white kid will shoot you to death first.
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the one thing i hate more than all niggers, gypsies, and muslims together is fuckin america.
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>>693977748
only war we lost was vietnam and that was because they knew what they were doing

so thats actually a proud defeat

USA however, has never lost a war with birds...

For real..how do you even lose a war to fucking birds?
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>>693978091
Ya ok there ahkmed, isnt it time for you to go pray on a rug or fuck a goat?
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>>693978539
I'm atheist
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Every time I come on /b/ I see shitty pointless ad hominem...It's like americans and europeans refuse to have a single rational argument with each other

I'm not lying when I'm saying this place is worse than /pol/
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>>693969277
>>NEET with 50,000$ debt
haha that's the best part
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>>693978798
>ad hominem

Mah nigga..Someone paid attention in english class.
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>>693969690
/thread should have been a while ago. Summer is here.
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>>693969277
Happy birthday
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>>693978954
This shit has been here since before summer

the only thing I hate more than underage B& is retards who say "summer is here"
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>>693978539
Hes to busy gang raping little girls and boys
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>>693978520
You guys are still getting cucked by Iraq and Afgh so shut the fuck you fat lard bucket
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>>693969277
Are you the Eggman?
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>>693978798
if you're here for rational arguments you're in the wrong place
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>>693969277
You act like all these problems are unfixable. Start eating healthier. Start running. Go to community college or to a trade school. Turn your life around and get off your ass. You are unhappy because you aren't motivated enough. Life doesn't have to be like this.
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>>693979171
We're not even in iraq or afghistan anymore

The Iraqis are the ones getting raped and for the record they are doing a better job kicking their asses out of iraq now what the fuck are you so angry about?

Also stop saying cuck you clearly dont know what that word means..
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>>693979273
OP is not even here anymore this is a murilard and europoor thread now
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>>693979171
>lose a war to a dozen flocks of EMUs

I really dont think you should be bashing americans about wars when your army lost to birds.
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>>693969277
edgy attention whore
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>>693979336
Wasnt one of your "elite" navy seal killed by these sandmen? Not even a few months ago how about you shut the fuck M8
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>>693969277
You have dubs. Surely this is a sign!
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>>693979511
Yes one was killed by a sand nigger...Whats your point?

You keep telling me to shut the fuck up but keep replying to me and posting b8

You're sure one of the most angriest aussies i've met so far.
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OP here
I regret making this thread
How did it end up like this?

YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO SHOW PITY TO ME AND TELL ME "ANON YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL"
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>>693969277
Change it. Don't be this person. It'll be super hard, but do it. If you really want to change, what I've said will spark the flame.

Godspeed
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>>693979680
because this guy >>693972747

also OP...lol you seriously made this thread for pity? have you been jerking off or something?
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>>693979644
You just said "We're not even in iraq or afghistan anymore" umm clearly you are faggot
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>>693969277
OP, ima give you some advice. Go into the woods, covered in honey, with a sword and shield. You will attract a bear. Fight it. Either you die like a BADA$$ or you kill a bear with a sword. If its the latter, you will be so hyped on yourself that you will turn your life around.
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>>693972747
Well, that means you get to choose the day of your bday. Not so bad.

You can learn pretty much anything on the Internet. You should maybe consider on taking the school exams over there, I think you can also go to schools online. After that, it's your choice.

I'm from a banana country and I was born in the slums. I'm not an orphan, but with all of the abuse and neglect I was showered with by my "family", it would've been a better option. I thought about killing myself a lot of times, but I ended up saying "fuck it" and I decided that I wouldn't give my life the satisfaction of grinding me to a pulp. 15 years on, I studied at uni with a full scholarship, graduated magna cum laude, I have a roof on my head and food on my fridge and I can finally choose who I want to be a part of my life. You can do this. It's hard, and sometimes you'll cry from the exhaustion. But if I could, you can.
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>>693979916
>you clearly are a faggot

again...stop using this word you clearly have no idea what it means

Our president sent special forces to iraq after the iraqi army was getting raped by ISIS

Ever since then ISIS has been getting raped by iraqi army

We do not have 60k + soldiers in iraq or afghistan anymore.
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>>693979336
You still have troops on the ground in both those countries? How is it I know more about your polotics and news then you do and I'm not even from there? Are you to busy eating cheese burgers to read a paper?
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>>693979680
Not op, bait.
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>>693979680
>On /b/ looking for empathy

You faggots who live in the water of self-pittiness are cancer. You want a handout given to you. Bitch get up, join taekwando, stop eating a lot, and demand respect. Or just wait for your death.
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>>693969591
Thank Mr Skeltal
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>>693980105
And you lards created ISIS why are all of you so dumb?
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>>693980106
>you have troops on the ground in both of these countries?

Well yes we do they are speical forces

Not a giant invading army like in 2005

>are you busy eating a cheese burger

Yes!...How did you know?

You stalking me?
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>>693971998
kill yourself
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>>693980106
Americans have a terrible school system and can only speak one language and half the time they can't even do that
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>>693980259

Alright lets see

some of you tards are saying

>MOSSAD CREATED ISIS

some of you are saying

>QUDS FORCE CREATED ISIS!!

some even say

>JEWS CREATED ISIS

Now you're saying

>AMERICANS CREATED ISIS

Jesus fucking christ pick one..you may as well just say

>everyone I hate created isis
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>>693980430
Whoa calm down fatty
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>>693969277
how can you be both fat and starving?
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happy birthday
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>>693980508
I'm sorry I just get mad when you guys interrupt my burger.
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>>693969277
Delete this thread all these Europoors and that Aussie are making my head hurt
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how does a neet pay rent?
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>>693969693
Underrated post
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>>693980590
I feel the same when americans interrupt my teatime then have tea parties without me...

Who needs ya anyway!
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>>693969277
Answer my fucking question you fat piece of shit will you suck my dick for 100$$
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>>693980956
>>693980590
And there goes my sides.
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>>693970669
Yeah it is sorta fucked up, he is a historic specimen when you get bullied by been this fucked up is something special.
>>693969277
Happy Birthday OP
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>>693969277
OP let me see that anus spread them you fat sack of ham
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>>693969277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh3PWgpyie4
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>>693980078
Yes, I do alot of self-study on the internet but I want to get a GED in USA then once my green card has been finalized I may head to join the army.
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>>693971622
>led to me acing a job interview for an amazing job.
>Now making 90k a year.

Not op but will try this already on my 4th day at gym wanna show a bitch that im a lost
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eh i was about to an hero this morning. destroyed a fuck ton of pallets instead. just wanted to get this out of my chess. Sorry OP life is cruel, but it's not eternal.
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>>693979680
I pity this european guy >>693972747

more than you tbh, you're crying about your life on /b/ but doesn't know true misery
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>>693980408
What are you talking about you stupid ass europoor, USA is ranked 14th in the world for education, there isnt even a eurocuck country in the top 10
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>>693971016
Gym needs money, faggot
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>>693981326
http://mycareertools.com/2016-ged-practice-tests/

Here, bro. Godspeed.
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>>693981733
Finland is #6 in in the world for education
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>>693972747
Dude I'm a janitor and I live in nice apartment, drive a new car and get full benefits and a 401K.

How do you fuck this up so bad?
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>>693975646
My sides, bareback her for a sandwich, this might work in Greece
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>>693980408
Let me be the first to tell you that America is irrefutably the best country in the world for higher education. For the 20 truly 'world class' universities they have, the UK has about 5, whilst mainland Europe has about 3.
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>>693981793
Yeah thanks.

>>693982053
I dont know?

> be born

> parents abandon you

> horrible start

> a child

> orphan homes always full

Good for you though..
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>>693982023
1 all the rest are shit
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>>693981733
And still many european countries top USA's education even though we're poorer than usa

gg mericans
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>>693982149
Go to murica for college, get raped and then get shot in a mass shooting
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>>693969277
i got 9/15 on your shit-list
wanna be friends op?
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>>693969277
Learn to hack, then your life will be completed.
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