>>693958286
eyy bby wun sum fuq?

>>693958286
Why haven't we fucked yet

What are you doing in an hour?

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Keep it simple stupid, you sound too thirsty

:3 face ?? re-evaluate your game

>>693958286
Well, we can obviously skip the into here, since we know each other, so can i take you out for a coffie? :)

>>693958578
this

What are your plans this evening

>>693958578
Rerolling for not just saying "Wanna fuck?"

>>693958570
your life*
which consists of 15 years of failure and abomination you underage ":3" using cunt.

Wanna get together tonight? XD lmao smh tbh

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if this helps. she fitt

>>693958578
>>693958509

roll for any of these

>>693958286
What's your plans for today, wanna hang out?

>>693958578
>>693958685
Here we go again

>>693958578
i'll roll for this

>>693958711
>>693958286
ask for her 1rm

I think we've established I'm not a creep. Coffee?

>>693958723
>>693958685
>>693958578
Third time's a charm

>>693958739
wut?

Just ask her to go out for a fucking drink there's no secret to this shit if she's down cool if not then fuck it and move on. So many intelligent people I know but don't seem to be able to talk to women you sound the fucking same.

>>693958724
>4

OP here: no re-rolls

pls strapon me mommy

Let me take you out for chicken and waffles . On me of course

>>693958578
>>693958685
>>693958723
>>693958798
Fuck it, I am out -.-' Never had luck rolling

>>693958814
her 1 rep max

''I'm a big guy for you.''

>>693958877
win :^)

>>693958858
so for you its
>hi
>hi how are you
>finde and you
>wanna grab a dirnk

>>693958739
This tbh fam, if she can't squat at least 315 then she's not worth it

>>693959028
inb4 she doin some crossfit shit

>>693958858
Yeah man, just this. B isn't going to do shit for your beyond this. Either go for it, or don't. Stop being so fucking beta and be a man.

>>693958877
DUBS TALK

>>693958947
What on an app made for dating and meeting new people ? Pretty fucking much.

>>693958739

slow down there, those are some intimate details. A girl can't just go around telling anybody her 1rm.

Wanna get together and play pokemon go?

>>693959085
Real talk

>>693959250
i hate the idea of those apps

i'm not the type of guy who likes taking pictures of himself

OP is a fag

Send her the lyrics from Lil dicky's lemme freak

>>693959332
Yer the one OP is on is called tinder if you have been living under a rock. Always other ways to meet people anon

>>693959332
I'm with you fam, I had to take a few of me in different shirts I'm my house because I barely had any.

>>693959395
This guy

>>693959332
Neither am I man, but you just gotta do it. Tinder is really easy. The first match I got I got it in with

>>693959466
not that famous here in germany though

i'd love to try it in the us

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>>693958286
OP i hate to tell you this, but if you need 4chan to help you get the ball rolling it's going to turn into a massive shit show when you show up and can't think for yourself, and thus end up spilling your spaghetti

>>693959545
>>693959568
so you just took pics of yourself or what?
man, if i were at a house party i'd have the opportunity to like talk with the girl, look her in the eyes you know
instead i have to put on some mildly funny "bio" and some pics of me doing whatever to get the attention of a girl

>>693958578
.

>>693959636
has there ever been an anon who was posting from his tinder date and let /b/ roll what he'd say/ do?

>>693959707
I took 1 selfie and had 2 other pics that a friend took for me. Also i didn't really put anything in my bio, so it shouldn't matter too much.

Op is a faggot

>>693959788
hmm
guess i'll just have to try it out for myself

>>693959319
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>>693959707
Yeah man. Just went to different rooms in different shirts and put a retarded Kanye West quote as my bio, shit works. I'm not even that socially gifted but as long as you can fake it itll work.

>>693958286
you kind of already blew it

those first 3 messages make you come off as a total cuck

AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNND OP left the thread
The end

>>693958286
>blessed

Fucking faggot

>>693959592
Yer I would too it's alright in the UK kind of died here recently. Got a girlfriend now tbh so not major clued up on it but dating apps kind of come in and out of fashion. There was one that notified when you were near someone ( like 100m say ) else that uses that dating app pretty mad

>>693959767
OP could be the first, if he can contain his autism enough to get a date

>>693959985
9

>>693959874
well then gonna try it out i guess

>>693959904
u get her throug tinder?

>>693960107
Literally awful advice but do what you think is best

>>693960195
what would be good advice then

>>693960141
No I didn't actually, had a few dates off tinder and pof didn't amount to much just a few I got with but was a good way to meet girls overall. If you aren't picky either you have a lot to go for.

>>693960376
i am pretty picky though
so that might be a problem

>>693958286
Give me some head, you autistic whore.

>>693960217
Definitely not Kanye West quotes, fuck would you want girls thinking you like the dumbest nigger alive smh. Be honest in you me bio with shit you like keep it simple though, pictures have one of just yourself, a couple in group settings and always try to have one with a couple of girls subconsciously women are always drawn to guys who they think are already comfortable around women, even if you are a total social mongloid

>>693960619
Fuck my spelling btw

Op is a faggot

>>693960474
Your choice man, can't change your preferences. Until you go out and meet girls and date a few you might find out the types of girls you usually go for actually piss you off, learn from experience.

>>693958286
tell her she has a fucking frogface and that neither of you deserves any other than a painful death: she for being so goddamn gullible and you for needing help from /b/

I'm Jewish btw

>>693960619
yeah i have something witty on my mind
i'd have to look for that but i might have some
>>693960848
i might
but as of yet the type of girls i tend to go for are pretty well hidden

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Ask her how her ass smells

Always worked for me

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>>693958286
>Well i feel kinda blessed :3

>>693961068
Yer man have a dig around. Just don't be afraid of women, my best advice to any guy who is shy or not having luck is to be confident, easier said than done I know but it's the fucking key I swear, I've always been really confident with women and most shit really never had a problem and I'm just a fucking normal looking guy

>>693961068
Also wtf you mean nigga you in to ghosts ?

>>693961473
yeah well i've got no problem being around woman
as long as they're not bat shit crazy or dumb
>>693961556
haha nah man
i'm more into the hard shell weak core type of girls, that act all confident but in reality seek someone to lean on, if that makes sense

>>693958286
Girls look for something funny or decently genuine in your bio...

I live in Los Angeles and when I moved down here a month ago I had to sorta reinvent my bio:

"I live my life one coffee at a time. I'm killing time and working in tech until I decide on my next degree.

Let's go do stuff. (emoji story of robbing a bank and running away to Mexico)

Other: 6'1", aquarius, retired barman, sea>la, tacos and tequila above all"

I use the same one on Bumble and Tinder.

It gives girls something to talk to me about.

"Omg, you love tacos and tequila, I LOVE tacos and teqiula." Cool, let's get tequila and let me see that taco.

I make a lot of thinly veiled jokes about eating pussy... Been telling the girls that I'm literally the best at eating watermelon in the watermelon eating contest. No one has ever seen anyone eat a watermelon as fast as I can.

They'll ask if it's like some secret technique.

Thinly veiled pussy eating joke.

Meeting a girl today at 2 for... Something, meet and greet I suppose?

Adult dating is weird. We're probably not going to hook up, she's not 21.

But I've got a chubby little 21 year old sorority that I talked into a date last night. She wants to drink with me. So I'll probably get her drunk and plow that shit.

>>693961640
I see what you mean. Also my girlfriend is the fucking absolute match of the description of the hard shell weak core. Love her though she's the one! Good luck anon eat some ass for me