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2016-07-10 15:09:47 Post No. 693954823
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:09:47 Post No. 693954823 [Report]
ITT: lame superpowers

ability to talk to corn
always shake 2 aspirin out of bottle
can pass through chain link fences for an hour each day
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:11:20 Post No.693954962
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:11:20 Post No.693954962 [Report]
>>693954823
>the ability to draw two lines at a perfect 93.81 angles from one another
>every time
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:12:49 Post No.693955099
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:12:49 Post No.693955099 [Report]
The ability to jump slightly higher than you normally can, once a day
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:15:05 Post No.693955335
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the ability to make my self a cripple at will then go back to normal after the day has ended
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:15:35 Post No.693955392
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:15:35 Post No.693955392 [Report]
The ability to Die at will, but can't revive.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:17:12 Post No.693955563
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:17:12 Post No.693955563 [Report]
The ability to die a little bit every day
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:17:41 Post No.693955617
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the ability to turn into a nigger at will
only works in the deep soulth
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:17:50 Post No.693955633
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:17:50 Post No.693955633 [Report]
the ability to suppress a sneeze 3 times a day, but only when in public
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:18:00 Post No.693955647
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:18:00 Post No.693955647 [Report]
The ability to visit my doctor, but not follow any of the advice
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:18:00 Post No.693955649
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:18:00 Post No.693955649 [Report]
The ability to see in the dark only while wearing a blindfold
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:19:08 Post No.693955765
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:19:08 Post No.693955765 [Report]
>>693955649

so...daredevil?
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:19:54 Post No.693955856
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>>693955563
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:20:21 Post No.693955886
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:20:21 Post No.693955886 [Report]
>>693955765
Meh doesn't he have like sonar vision?
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:21:12 Post No.693955985
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:21:12 Post No.693955985 [Report]
The ability to flip a bottle perfectly everyone but no one can see it.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:22:15 Post No.693956082
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:22:15 Post No.693956082 [Report]
>>693955985
Everytime* autocorrect amirite
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:23:21 Post No.693956195
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:23:21 Post No.693956195 [Report]
>>693955647
everyone can do this lel
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:15 Post No.693956285
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:15 Post No.693956285 [Report]
>>693955985
as in the bottle is invisable? or just you can't do it infront of anyone
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:30 Post No.693956306
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:30 Post No.693956306 [Report]
The ability to look you straight in the face, but not hear a thing you say.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:43 Post No.693956332
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:43 Post No.693956332 [Report]
The ability to go on this website but I die inside every time
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:46 Post No.693956340
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:24:46 Post No.693956340 [Report]
>the ability to dodge the tenth bullet
>the ability to run fast, but it only works in large bodies of water
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:25:19 Post No.693956393
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:25:19 Post No.693956393 [Report]
the ability to perfectly time a post number, but you can never post.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:26:36 Post No.693956513
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:26:36 Post No.693956513 [Report]
the ability to be re born each time i die
but only as a unwated chinese baby girl or a nigger in ethiopia
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:27:58 Post No.693956644
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:27:58 Post No.693956644 [Report]
ability to get quads, right before a prune
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:29:02 Post No.693956760
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:29:02 Post No.693956760 [Report]
Control drink coasters with your mind
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:29:34 Post No.693956803
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:29:34 Post No.693956803 [Report]
the ability to seduce any women in to bed to perform any sex acts i wish
but my dick turns into a pussy just before sex
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:30:00 Post No.693956849
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:30:00 Post No.693956849 [Report]
>>693956644
Nice dubs
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:30:21 Post No.693956888
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:30:21 Post No.693956888 [Report]
ITT : Cool superpowers with dumb side effects
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:32:00 Post No.693957072
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:32:00 Post No.693957072 [Report]
>>693954823
Ability to breathe under boiling water
Ability to ejaculate urine
Ability to taste the difference between different people's shits
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:32:51 Post No.693957158
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:32:51 Post No.693957158 [Report]
Ability to sneeze at command, but at the expense of shitting everytime.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:37 Post No.693957346
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:37 Post No.693957346 [Report]
>>693957158
If you're going on a long roadtrip just sit on the toilet and make yourself sneeze a bunch of times so you shit a ton and wont need to shit for the duration of the roadtrip.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:39 Post No.693957352
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:39 Post No.693957352 [Report]
>>693956803
Have fun being the best lesbian ever
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:43 Post No.693957363
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:34:43 Post No.693957363 [Report]
Ability to revive living people...
Ability to repeat your mistakes...
Ability to shit while sleeping...
Ability to read minds in German binary...
Ability to fly 2 centimetres above ground...
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:35:45 Post No.693957456
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:35:45 Post No.693957456 [Report]
>>693957158
Cure for constipation, just sneeze while on a toilet
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:36:08 Post No.693957490
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:36:08 Post No.693957490 [Report]
>walk through walls that have doors in them
>summon a lamp. once
>travel through time at the speed of regular time
>70% levitation
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:36:59 Post No.693957579
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:36:59 Post No.693957579 [Report]
>>693957363
Found the eurofag
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:37:08 Post No.693957593
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:37:08 Post No.693957593 [Report]
>>693956888
tripz
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:39:18 Post No.693957793
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>>693954823
>ability to talk to corn
>There's literally a whole movie about a superhero with this power
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:39:34 Post No.693957822
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:39:34 Post No.693957822 [Report]
>>693957579
Oh...I understand that SI units are not for everyone, my American friend...
2 centimeters is 0,8 inches approx...
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:42:28 Post No.693958108
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:42:28 Post No.693958108 [Report]
>>693957793
fuck no way thats a real movie kek
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:03 Post No.693958359
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:03 Post No.693958359 [Report]
Ability to tell on occasion when someone's European on an anonymous imageboard
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:10 Post No.693958375
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:10 Post No.693958375 [Report]
>>693957822
Centimetre.
>metre
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:12 Post No.693958381
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:12 Post No.693958381 [Report]
>>693957363
Useful for floor is lava
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:13 Post No.693958384
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:13 Post No.693958384 [Report]
The ability to get quads on demand, but everyone else sees it as singles.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:45 Post No.693958437
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:45:45 Post No.693958437 [Report]
The ability to fart, backwards.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:46:02 Post No.693958467
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>>693958108
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:47:09 Post No.693958575
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:47:09 Post No.693958575 [Report]
>>693958437
The ability to inhale farts with your butt?
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:01 Post No.693958661
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:01 Post No.693958661 [Report]
>>693955563
I think I have that. Am I a superhero?
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:12 Post No.693958678
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:12 Post No.693958678 [Report]
>>693958467
Can't stop laughing
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:38 Post No.693958727
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:48:38 Post No.693958727 [Report]
>>693958575
The ability to inhale farts with your mouth
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:49:30 Post No.693958803
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:49:30 Post No.693958803 [Report]
>>693958678
It's actually a half-descent funny movie too
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:50:29 Post No.693958893
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:50:29 Post No.693958893 [Report]
Ability to cry when angels deserve to die
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:50:56 Post No.693958936
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>>693958467
fucking kek
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:51:02 Post No.693958943
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:51:02 Post No.693958943 [Report]
ability to be invisible when no one is looking.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:52:47 Post No.693959147
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:52:47 Post No.693959147 [Report]
>>693958678
https://youtu.be/NKNJjC1JwRY
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:54:39 Post No.693959360
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:54:39 Post No.693959360 [Report]
The ability to fly north
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:56:33 Post No.693959569
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 15:56:33 Post No.693959569 [Report]
>>693958384
Are you doing it right now?
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:01:55 Post No.693960160
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:01:55 Post No.693960160 [Report]
>>693958943
>when no one is looking.
Do cameras count as someone looking? Because if not, that could actually be kinda useful.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:07:03 Post No.693960715
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:07:03 Post No.693960715 [Report]
The ability to roll dubs at will.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:08:19 Post No.693960872
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:08:19 Post No.693960872 [Report]
Be able to see 3 seconds in the past
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:10:06 Post No.693961101
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Be able to speak chinese
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:12:26 Post No.693961376
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>>693955886
Kek, Daredevil is a Submarine.
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:20:39 Post No.693962321
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:20:39 Post No.693962321 [Report]
>>693954823

ability to run backwards
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:32:59 Post No.693963904
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Anonymous 2016-07-10 16:32:59 Post No.693963904 [Report]
>>693959569
>>693959569
Yes, twice.
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