>>693949640
Fkn pussy motherfucker. Do a metal jacket dicksucka.

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this

"Her"

>>693949640
I found out what /b/ was a few years ago

>>693950900
k

Struck by lightning at 15 y/o.

12 years later, near constant back pain and incessant tingling in hands and feet due to singe spinal cord. Exacerbated congenital birth defect where two lower vertebrae didn't fully separate.

Dunked a basketball in high school to impress a group of passing girls, got my two front teeth caught in the net on the way back down and had them ripped from my mouth. It was horrific.

>>693950900
Kys

>>693951306
that hurt me just to read it

Finding this website

>>693949640
Being born.

I was born

>>693951306
Damn it boy, bet you were teething

>>693950900
Fag

>>693950900
flip u

>be me
>be 19 happy kid in college
>have massive stroke and almost die
>be me
>be 25
>have a massive clot and liver and almost die
>have fucked liver
>be me
>be 27
>find out all clots caused by rare genetic leukemia (myeloproliferative disorder polycythemia vera).
>be now
>can die any day now for no good reason

>be me
>19 years old
>Still a virgin

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>>693949640
My Life...

>>693951269
At least you have a sick ass scar and a conversation starter

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>>693950900
Not today fag.

>>693951880
You should make love to a cow or sheep or a goose. I know you're wondering what it feels like, so take off your pants and get loose.

>be me
>be 19
>sister comes in unknowingly in empty house
>watches joi porn on led tv obliviously
>sister says "wtf!"
>scarred for life

Had a stroke. In one night 8 years of guitar lessons were gone. So was lots of other things. 5 21 11. A day that I will never forget. It also cost me my business. 18 years of hard work gone in one night.

>>693952330
You caught your sis fapping or is it the other way?

>>693952320
I live in the middle of the desert... the largest animal I've seen in days are other filthy humans and maybe small lizards/bugs. Birds too....

>>693950900

no

>>693952330
inb4 wincest

>>693952409
She caught me fapping and too embarrassed to look at her nowadays.

>>693949640
I woke up this morning

lost my girlfriend and my job in the same day, that was 2 days ago and I'm still upset.

>>693952791
Oh no! Fapping! How horrific and perverted! Seriously, get over it. I have a sister, too, and we walked in on each other occasionally. Who cares? It's normal. Just turn around and continue having a normal relationship.

>>693953071
>Just turn around and continue having a normal relationship.
or make it more than that

>>693949640
Got shot when I was 15. 9mm, destroyed part of my left hand (main hand) right at the beginning of summer break. Dumbass "best" friend at the time did it.
Realized how much of an asshole he was, how immature and reckless, and pretty much quit having anything to do with him.
So, lost a friend I had known since before kindergarten, lost that 3 months of summer because of the injury, and had to complete 6 months of hellish rehab to regain use of my hand after that while attending a new school.
Kind of a suck ass year, but it was one of the worst things that's happened to me.

>>693952888
Don't worry Anon you'll be okay, even though this is samefag and you probably won't be okay

>>693950900
Benis

>>693953287
Kinda your own fault both the accident and losing a friend.

>>693951269
>Struck by lightning at 15 y/o.
Definitely worth all the attention

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Hit by a drunk driver while riding bicycle when I was 13. Broke my right arm in two places, Wore a cast for about a year... Almost lost the arm.

...I got off light.

>>693950900
fuck you

>>693953587
How is it my fault he shot me? Fucktard.
Only thing I regret about him is all the years I stuck around with his dumbass thinking he'd grow up.
He is still a fucking loser - multiple DUIs, drug convictions, domestic violence convictions, bounced from job to job because he isn't reliable or stable enough to have a decent work ethic.
I am glad I ditched his ass - he's the type of asshole who would have fucked you over to cover his own ass.

>>693951880
damn, im sorry anon

>>693953898
nah m8
Sounds like you were the asshole friend. you should've stuck with your best pal

>>693950900
k

>>693953974
No, you can be a fucking chump and stick with a loser who would have drug you down and ruined shit for you if you want, but I ain't a fool like you.

>Grinding for levels
>The fucking game decided to freeze on me

>>693949640
Became the carer for my parents at age 13

bet on fnatic

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>Be me
>15
>Look way older
>Drinks a fuck tonne
>I'm Irish, so it comes naturally
>2AM
>Fubar'd
>Stumbles home
>Wake up next morning in hospital
>Taken a turn
>Diagnosed with epilepsy
>Runs in the family
>Possibly induced by large volumes of alcohol
>Liferuined.jpg
>Not supposed to drink anymore
>Irish so fuck it
>Still get drunk at least thrice a week
>Still have Shakin' Stevens Syndrome
>Oh well

>>693950900
1

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>>693951306
This niggas buck teeth got ripped out his face lol.

>>693953974
B8/8

>>693952839
You seem to have mispelled 'All'

>>693949640
4chan

>>693952345
This is why the only reasonable way to live life is to party while providing for yourself. Dont ever say you didnt party enough and only worked hard. Because in the end you'll only remember the good times.

>>693949640
I was about ten, family went to visit uncle we rarely saw. A cousin (pre 4chan) late 30's still lives at home, looks out of it. Parents tell me "avoid him, he's off" fast forward a couple of hours, dark as fuck now. All the kids playing hide and seek. I find a good place. Never hear this guy come up behind me, I probably weigh 70 lbs, cousin grabs me by the neck, chokes me, has me off the ground, I hear grunting, I lose Consciousness, hear brother and all the family around, dad picks me up puts me in motor home. Brother comes in tells me what happened, cousin wanted to kill you, but he dropped you when I yelled at him. I have red handprints on neck, everyone goes back to uncle's house like nothing happened. Parents never say anything about it next day or ever.

>>693954552
Even for psycopaths and serial killers? FUCK YOU.

>>693949640
got extreme explosive diarrhea and ended up in the hospital nearly dead from dehydration

>>693952839
Actually the universe doesnt care about our lives. They only "matter" in a conventional sense. The millions of other space anomalies and black holes and uninhabitable planets could give a shit whether our sun (like a sun in a different galaxy every second of our lives) explodes and ends us in a minute.

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>>693950900
you're a fgt

>>693953898
you were an idiot and that is your fault.

>>693953742
Drunk drivers are fucking degenerates. How's your arm today?

My mother used to have a welding and silver jewelry workshop when i was 16. One day while i was watching her use pic related i had my feet below the table while watching her and it happened to break the table and fall.. My right feet got crushed and had to go to rehab for a year and couldnt walk. That shit weights like 20 kg or more

>>693955089
You're one dumb cocksucker. How was it his fault?
His friend sounds like an immature asshole, like you.

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>>693955117
Forgot image*

>>693954139
>drug you down
Kek, you mean dragged? Now i see why he shot your bitchass

>>693954721

Let me guess, your family is religious

>>693955117
No pic.

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>>693955223
you seem to know stuff in your opinion.

Was forced to watch my step father beat my mother to death when I was 15. I now have PTSD and severe trust issues.

I was born

>>693949640
Ran over my daughter in the driveway on my way to buy more coke.

>>693955275
http://grammarist.com/usage/dragged-drug/
Get fucked, grammar nazi.

>>693955294
Yep, thats why when I see the neverending shitpost girl I get sick..

>>693953071
Underrated post. So many under-aged fags on here that make anything sexual awkward.

>>693955481
kys breaking bad faggot

>>693955382
I know assholes when I see one - helps I'm a gay male, they tend to be well known to me.

>>693952888
Checked

>>693954317
It's Ok bud. Shake it off.
Kek
Also, old joke;
What dyou do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath?
Throw in your laundry

>>693955600
Sorry, got confused.

Girlfriend ODed, choked on her own vomit and died in bed next to me. Also, same night somebody broke in and stole my stash.

>>693949640
i ran out of smokes and was too drunk to drive to get more

>>693950900
checked

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>>693955481

that's the best thing I've heard on 4chan this week

>>693951880
Go on a cocaine fueled killing spree. Might as well go out in flames ya know?

>>693950900
:(

randomly found my father dead one morning

>>693954721

But a year earlier, my mom was like, anon we're going to visit your godparents! Ok, I guess. So off we go. We lived in northern state at the time. Godparents live in Lousiana, near "duck dynasty" introduce to god father like 6' 7" ogre. This is your god father. I just stare like wtf? Ok, you kids go play. Go play outside getting late, go inside, by this time the liquor takes hold, ANON, godfather screams at me, "you were born a girl" I get a confused look on my face. Dad and mom tell godfather to shut up, anon, go out and play. Wtf? Asks parents, nevermind what he said. True story, when I was little had husband of teacher follow me into bathroom, when I come out, tells teacher, yep pees standing up, they didnt know I could understand them.

My brother gave me a tea lace with a bunch of lsd during a family bonding trip up north. I woke up in the middle of the woods and was lost for 2 days.
>>693956461
Same but my dad died from overdose. I share your pain.

>>693956163
If hes gonna do that he should show up to BLM protest and shoot a cop or a dindu and let them tear each other apart

>>693956038
Thanks. Friend had it even worse. Had half his face blown off while visiting a nursing home. Can u believe that shit?

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>>693949640
>Stopped growing at 5'9

>>693956750
If he can inspire a riot of some sorts that'd be amazing. You my friend are a genius.

>>693949640
Serving in Afghan, IED, lost both legs at knee and left arm, totally deaf in left ear, 40% vision in eyes.
Still proud to have been a bootneck.

>>693950900
Fuck

>>693952177
Lightning scars aren't permanent.

>>693949640
i was born.

>>693956970
Yes they are.

>>693950900
k

>>693949640

my life
>kissless virgin
>skinny fat
>scoliosis
>diastema
>balding at 20
>long slender limbs
>marfan syndrome
>all these, made me insecure, insecure=beta
>beta=horrible social skeelz
>bad social skills=friendless

FUCK THIS GAY EARTH

>why don't you lift

cant because of marfan syndrome im gonna fuck my aorta up if i do

>>693952226
fuk u

>>693956870
Sorry about your sacrifice bro. Thank you for your service. I too am a Vet with 70% disability, Engine block fell on my chest while working on a truck in the Field in Iraq.

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>>693951306
intense

>>693957197
No, no they aren't. My aunt was struck by lightning. The scar fades.

>>693949640
Being born

>>693951880
>can die any day now for no good reason
I envy you

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Not the worst thing but i got bottled two weeks ago. If you want more pics let me know.

>>693950900
fuck you

>>693957520

Be strong kid. Not going to say, "it will get better".
Cuz who the fuck knows. You getting good medical care?

>>693955889
Heard that one before. People always tell me it, wish i could hear a new one tho

>>693950900
You bastard

>>693949640
> was 12 my aunt kidnapped me for my mom,
> She was going to wash my clothes
> she went outside and burned them
> then rapped me over a 48 hours
> broke my nose, blood everywhere
> she told my mom i fell.
> she hit me so hard i passed out.
> then she got called into work
> she locked me and my cousin in for the night
> he thought it was all fun and games.
> i found the key and escaped called 911
> i hid from cops because family didn't take this serious and cops can't be trusted.
> I was naked and bloody some cop found me at the telephone i called from on the street.
> not remember much after that
> no charged brought up nothing done just live the guilt and shame.
> so confused about women and sex i'm much older now.
> I never recovered from that.

>>693950900
Reply

>>693958522
Man up you pussy fart

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Grew up in hood.

Made friends with an older guy, he was super nice. Bought me food and cool shit, we smoked weed together.

He kept telling me to stay in school and such.

Walked outside one day, saw him, smiled.

Guy ran up out of nowhere, screamed **FUCK YOU, YOU CRIP ASS NIGGA**

He took two 12 gauge shotgun shots right to the chest, shooter instantly ran off. Killed him instantly.

My only friend was killed because he wore a blue-ish hoodie. He had no gang affiliations.

I talked to the next pack of niggas I saw wearing red that day. They shot the living shit out of the shooter a few days later, even killed his brother.

They tried to jump me into the gang. I made a disappearing act.

I'm still fucked up over that.

>>693958797
>God Bless America

>>693950900
no risk

>>693949640
I was eating a bitch's ass and she fucking farted

>>693958671
You know its called a quiff? Have you even seen a pussy? fuck you virgin, i smash ass in jail. Your ass. I'm bitter angry and massively huge guy. I find pussy's like yours and open them up. I turn guys like you into girls.

>>693950900
Fuck

at 30 i got a severe head trauma and ended up with broken ligaments in the neck. almost dead, got a emergency surgery. now my c1-c2-c3 are fused together -was a semi pro motorcycle rider had a very active life and addicted to phyisical works, life ruined, job lost, constant pain all the time. considering an hero daily. cant take painkillers anymore.

>>693951269
Have you got lightning tattoos?

>>693949640
Just me fucking it up with arguably the most beautiful girl i ever seen. She liked me to, i was just not at good point and made bad decisions

So the worst thing that happened to me i caused. big woop

>>693958961
this guy took it

>>693953287
Your folks should have sued his. You could have at least made a couple hundred gs

>>693955481
Jim?

>>693959029
>I'm bitter angry and massively huge guy
says the guy who got his ass handed to him by a girl.

Have fun hating yourself for the rest of your life because you were abused like a little fag

>>693956750
champion

>>693951880
>implying now you dont have teh best excuse to go on a never ending psychedelic drug binge


Time to dust off that DMT pipe anon, try fearing death when you die for fun

>>693956586
Shortly after 9/11, while go through security at airport, not sure laptop is mine, mine has purple battery, so pick up laptop, yep this is mine TSA comes over, anon, you arent supposed to touch the stuff til we tell you. Picks up laptop, please come with me, he takes it small table, anon where are you flying to? Ok cool he makes small talk. Hear screaming and commotion behind me. The tsa guy starts backing away from the table his eyes show fear, he yells to someone behind me, "its okay, its okay" he makes a waving motion. I hear someone scream from behind me, turn around, I turn, immediately put me hands in the air, national guardsman has an M-16 aimed at me. Hear the TSA guy say "its okay, its okay" the soldier looks like he's having an acid flashback, lowers his gun and walks off like nothing happened. Ask the TSA he apologizes, guy must be under a lot of stress. Think about making a complaint, but fear about put on a watchlist.

I did get "special screening" flying out of vegas after this, escorted to a different area with a bunch of TSA dudes and special sceening equipment

>>693958797
One day we will fight this together. I hate those assholes bro. My old man was murded the same way. Immigrant from Jamaica with a red shirt, came to his house and shot him in the head.
Recently killed a young black store owner because he wouldn't give protection money.
We got to take a stand against this shit.

>>693956870
Moving a Chinook transmission up from the bottom of the flight line full battle by my self with a pallet jack tote this thing all the way up manage to get a very large hernia in my abdomen (enough to make my guts poke thru) things like this happen multiple times to me flash forward end up with 5 hernias 2 large ones and the rest smaller. Boy the things your recruiter lied about

>>693949640
Me and about 4 of my cop friends were killed by a nigger the other day while protecting a mob of niggers. Worst day ever

>>693954252
How much? I suppose the cs go team and not the other pleb ones

>>693949640
Had to hold my father in my arms whilst he was dying. It was a "quick"-ish death.
Doctors reckon it was another heart attack or aneurysm, but no one had proof as we didn't want an autoposy. In his life he had 5 major heart attacks, 3 strokes, 1 mini-stroke and various other health problems. Took that last one to kill him though.

>>693958797
thats fucking terrible

>>693956870
Thanks for trying to help there. I'm a second gen afghan, my parents fled when the soviets came in. We go back every so often. They want to move back eventually but it's like another planet to me. I know it probably looks like no one appreciates what you guys did but every one I talk to is grateful you got rid of the talibs. Sorry you got the shit knocked out of you trying to make some dust cloud country better.

got robbed at gun point by a "friend".
the gun to the chest wasnt so bad as not being able to buy my drugs for the day. that was the worst

>>693949640
ran out of beer

>>693959598
$35. Meh. Big surprise by liquid imo.

>>693959279
I was 12 years old skinny virgin kid, you fucking ingrate pussy. I don't hate me, i be hating you right now. Pussy. I dominate everyone because you deserve it.

She was in her early 40's you fucking moron, I don't hate me, I play pussy's like you over and over again. Trust me there are thousands of you acting like your big. I take you in a bathroom and fuck you up. Little semi homos who don't know themselves and come on 4chan. I come here to eat pussy's like you i will eat your children. I will hate fuck your wife, and they love it, getting deep into places you could never reach. They obey like your going to obey me. So I'll make you do shit without knowing you pussy.
Do you want me to shut you up?

Raided just before christmas for cp

>>693960167
robbed by the dealer?

>>693951580

Underr8ed

>>693960392
story?

>>693960416
nah my dealers are cartel dudes. theyre all pros, dont use.
it was just some fellow junkie who couldnt afford his dope

>>693956870

Sorry dude. That sucks. Wars like Afghanistan are useless and pointless. I hope you manage to find happiness in life regardless of the damage done.

>>693959462
>its okay" the soldier looks like he's having an acid flashback
>acid flashback

You mean PTSD anon? If it was an acid flash-back, dude would been way cooler

>>693950900
fuck you

>>693956870
God bless you, you are a true hero

>>693950900
Die

>>693960582
ahhh. Ok, makes sense. Well the dope fucked with his head.

You need to do better drugs that dont involve getting close to cartels.

>>693957802
woah dude

>>693956870
play stupid games, win stupid prizes

>>693950900
Rip k I'll reply

>>693960448
Just browsing 4chan when i clicked an unknown link and it was cp, due to my dark sense of humor and my dumbass brain i saved it and sent it to a group of friends for a laugh on a fake account, account got banned and i was using a vpn but i told them to delete the chat, half a year later police give me a 7:30 wake up and take my gaming pc two usbs and i still havent gotten back shit so just building another one soon, i bet the corrupt bastards are keeping it for themselves

>>693957596
>>693956870

remind me again, how either of you two served anyone but yourselves?

Pretty sure you havent done shit for me. Even more sure you just made the middle east worse

At least no one will breed with yall because you are broken

>>693950900
aight

>>693960836
your a cop. Because no nigger is friend of that brain washed asshole who the cops use as a Manchurian candidate.

>>693956870
>bad motherfucker
>thanks for your service

>>693950900
U got dubs

>>693960654
He definitely had something going on, I mention acid because I had a relative on it and the way the guy lowered the gun and slowly walked away reminded me of my relative. It could have been PTSD,also

>>693960775
yeah tar heroin is a shit lifestyle. ive since moved on to just exclusively drinking.

but from what i seen the cartel guys that run the dope are good people. most just trying to take care of fam back home

-be me
-be 12 (4 years ago)
-throw up in church when I went there in class,felt like shit
-go home be fine for a couple of days
-throw up and feel even more worse during soccer practise.
-a little before going to bed get pins and needles all down my left side on the same day.
-can't sleep for shit
-go to doc
-"What's wrong with Anon?"
-"The fuk should I know go to Dublin for a MRI
-go down to Dublin,Get MRI and have some weird Tumour shit on my Brain
-Get two more MRI's over the next three or four weeks where it doesn't appear
-He is probably fine,Tho keep him in Hospital
-The fuk I'm not,still got the pins and needles
-Have pins a needles on entire left side for fucking four months
-Literally faint two times becuase these retards are taking a shit ton of my blood for no reason
-Scanning my entire body these retards can't find shit.
-After 4 months 30-40 female doctor comes to me,Unlike other retards she finds something.
-omfw I have a hole on my heart
-She knows what's she is doing and over sees plugging pinhole surgery.
-Pins and needles dissapeared couple of weeks before operation.
-Not dying anymore from the hole
-Find out later I had a mild stroke.
-Stamina gone to shit and hasn't improved for 4 years
-Hand writing gone to shit since my hands are constantly shaking.
-something get a phantom pain in my left wrist every couple of months.
-thankfully not dead
-find out later later I am one of three who went through This so it was hard to identify.
-organise your files retards,every patient is recorded
-(sorry don't know how to the yellow text)

>>693960928
damn thats strange. Well at least no case developed as a result

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>be me
>kiss less virgin
>shoot up school
>kill myself

>>693955230
Jesus man, how are you now?

>>693961127

I honestly kinda feel sorry for this guy.

>>693961105
oddly enough, i would consider most drug dealers I know stand up great people. Not even joking. Than again, i dont hang out with shady fucks or nigs that are really into nigging

Its just dangerous associating with cartel, because once you start a relationship with them, they know you forever.

>>693961114
disregard. failed greentext and failed quads

>>693961284
he was a hero i actually understand him alot

>>693952226
Fuck of back to facebook

>>693960971
Not either one of them, but I wish death on you and your fucked up satan family

>>693955614
I'm sure they are, faggot

>>693961347

I wouldn't go that far but I can semi sympathize with him. He grew up in a very wealthy, materialistic family and right from the start was not given proper guidance. Parents just seemed to throw money at him. Not to mention all he needed to do was get laid and stop putting women on a pedestal because they are pretty.

>>693954933
This goes without saying imo. The whole idea of caring or things mattering is from the human perspective. By nature we try to figure out our surroundings, it is beneficial for us to survive.

However, the truth of the universe does not involve things mattering or having a purpose, it's just a system for life on Earth to continue to survive.

>>693949640
>be me son of god
>Telling people to be good to each other
>I've been worshiped as a god since a kid
>leave for india to learn buddism
>come back with new insight
>Some jew turned me into the cops
>my bud said i don't fucking know this guy
>they nail me to a cross and stuck a spear i my side to speed up the possess.
>wake up in a tomb roll door out the way
>head east fuck this place.
>my wife and kid was like fuck that place
>no one know what happened so they made up stories.
>lived out my days as a carpenter like my dad, fuck that religious shit. Those fuckers are crazy.

>>693959252
His family wasn't wealthy, plus he was already a problem kid - they were always having to pay for something or another for shit he pulled.

>>693954933
And this isn't an argument against "black lives matter" anyway. They "matter" according to the currently accepted human moral code, which is not something enforced by the universe, but by human majority/authority.

>>693960321
>we got an Internet toughguy over here.
>genuine badass
>lying on line in the hopes that if someone believes it it makes his fantasy more true somehow.

You are such a scary and dominant guy. All genuinely scary people always post about it on line.

>>693950900
ashole

>>693961114
Can anybody tell me how to green text since nobody has sympathy without it

I accidentally knocked a stroller of the pier.
He drowned.

>>693962298
You type [green] in front of each line.

It ends up looking like

>this

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>>693960321
Lol, poor bait faggot

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>>693950900
fucking faggot here (You) go

>>693962200
I know i'm genuinly scary and very very domanat. You fear people like me, but your mouth gets your bad assness in so much trouble all the time.

People like me scare you, because don't take what you say seriously, i see you as another toy to manipulate and destroy at my discretion. Be careful brainfag sometimes there are others that overwhelm your senses so you act like some smart guy to get your kicks but violence wins out in the end no matter now much you talk.

I have no fear of you. I can also back up when i talk, so, good luck child.

>>693962509
[thank you kindly]

[green] stub my toe

>>693950900
Fuck

>>693963419
>scared of women
>thinks he's Billy Badass
All they gotta do is dress like a chick and you'll be pissing your panties, Tiger.

[green]stub my toe

>>693962509
>Kek

>>693955503
>Only used in parts of America
>A country with a horribly bastardised version of the language
>Not wrong

Sure anon. Whatever you say.

>>693963838
Tell me how to do green text

>>693949640
-My mother's unhealthy habits and drug use while she was pregnant of me, she almost lost the pregnancy but I am tough son of a bitch.

-age 1, car crash, used to be a quite baby, after that I was the hell unleashed

-Age 4, survived an explotion, there was a bombing in an embassy right in front of where my kindergarten school was.

-Age 6 to 10, mom got sick, brother went to jail, mom used to beat me up for no reason, guys in school used to beat me up for no reason

-Age 12, dad died from a depression after being in a wheelchair for 2 years

I'm 28 now, no convictions, no drug use, not a drinker. So far, so good, so what. Right?

putting 4chan into google for the first time 2 years ago

>>693963419
Lolololol.

You are a fantacist. From how you write I can tell that you are full retard, but that doesnt make you a badass.

By the way I'm a 4th degree BBJ black belt and studied under Muchacho. Last time some stick figure moron like you came at me I wrapped him up like a pretzel and they were selling him at Philadelphia airport last time I checked.

I'm also a certified ninja assault course certified french toaster. I toast people like you, put jam on you and serve you to hotel guests.

Please biatch, only thing you're dominating is the retarded wannabie charts. Number 1 at failing.

Only thing you take into the shower is a bar of soap and a legacy of life failures leading to this level of crippling inadequacy.

>>693955275
>you're
whos the idiot now?

>>693963695
Kek

>>693950900
fug

>>693950900
reply

Hey

>>693964581
FUCK YOU

>>693964581
Queer

>>693964581
kill urself

>>693964581
No.

>>693950900
re

>>693963973
Just type > in front of your line

>be me
>be 12 (4 years ago)
>throw up in church when I went there in class,felt like shit
>go home be fine for a couple of days
>throw up and feel even more worse during soccer practise.
>a little before going to bed get pins and needles all down my left side on the same day.
>can't sleep for shit
>go to doc
>"What's wrong with Anon?"
>"The fuk should I know go to Dublin for a MRI
>go down to Dublin,Get MRI and have some weird Tumour shit on my Brain
>Get two more MRI's over the next three or four weeks where it doesn't appear
>He is probably fine,Tho keep him in Hospital
>The fuk I'm not,still got the pins and needles
>Have pins a needles on entire left side for fucking four months
>Literally faint two times becuase these retards are taking a shit ton of my blood for no reason
>Scanning my entire body these retards can't find shit.
>after 4 months 30-40 female doctor comes to me,Unlike other retards she finds something.
>omfw I have a hole on my heart
>She knows what's she is doing and over sees plugging pinhole surgery.
>Pins and needles dissapeared couple of weeks before operation.
>Not dying anymore from the hole
>Find out later I had a mild stroke.
>Stamina gone to shit and hasn't improved for 4 years
>Hand writing gone to shit since my hands are constantly shaking.
>something get a phantom pain in my left wrist every couple of months.
>thankfully not dead
>find out later later I am one of three who went through This so it was hard to identify.
>organise you're files retards,every patient is recorded

>>693949640
Being born

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>>693949640

>>693955396
Fuck

>>693950900

>>693952226
Reply

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>>693950900
CUUUUUUUUUUNT

Join 4chan

>>693950900
No

>>693958797
Holy shit

>>693949640
Replying to this thread.

>>693959076
Thats crazy man
I dont even know what that would be like

my girlfriend died with the age of 23 in my arms (heart attack). few years later had a new girl. lost our baby. found out that she also had other guys. no she has a new boyfriend. sandnigger from tunesia. same time my sister got diagnosis: cancer. she is 20 years old.

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>>693950900
Jesters swoop on thine head ye of simple mind, for I lack both of mother and woman with interest

>>693949640
Clicked 'read more' on this thread

>>693950900
damn u dubs of truth

>>693956799
asian genes?

>>693957802
no thanks. did you died?

>>693952226
can u not

Sprained my ankle 3 days ago. Lost job. Soon to lose house. 22, life is now fucked. I was building credit. But now I can't pay it off. My mom just got out of jail for bullshit cds charge, can't help pay fines, she's soon to go to prison now. Job strained relationship, 4 years, falling apart now. Typical good time shit. I've got vodka today, so I don't really care right now, but I wake up and have panic attacks. I've been awake since 7, already drunk as shit. Somebody tell me I'm overreacting.

>>693967288
She is riding that big black cock. She probls got tired of your small white little dindo.

Cheer up she is happy now.
Going black is the future

>>693964060
There always next year anon.

>>693967799
Go for a black man coock. that wat u need. Thats what your girlfriend is probs doing. We all know white boys are sisies anyway.
Ride that cock hommie

Watching my mom, grandmother, and grandfather die of the same cancer and knowing I now have an increased chance of dying the same horrible way. Watching it strip EVERYTHING away from them, their bodies betraying them, watching it spread to the brain. Fuck, it destroyed them, their memories were gone, they were in pain surrounded by people they couldn't remember in an unfamiliar place. If I ever get to that point I hope I'm able to just kill myself and end it before there's nothing left of me but a paranoid husk.

>>693950900
good lord

>>693950900
the Jews are real and op is faggot and the poster below me is and above

>>693967844
Maybe...I guess not. Because he is not that what we call black. Also my cock is big enough. I reach the uterus if i put my dick full inside. sometimes there is blood on the top. is there also something interesting to tell idiot? i can image that your whole family is bored of your stupid stories. I guess you come from america? I've heard that most of the people have an IQ below 70. Here in germany we call them mentally disabled. Anon, are you mentally disabled?

>>693952226
End your life, go back to facebook, delete System 32.

ex started blowing best friend in class

>>693954753
So you almost shat yourself to death? Nice

>>693952226
i like jews and cake u ?

>>693952226
Sweet

>>693950900
fuck

>>693949640
I found /b/

>>693950900
cancer

>>693950900

h

>be me, just turned 7
>be outside with friends
>find a dirt pile
>friend suggest to dig it
>get a shovel
>when i walk over the road i get hit by a fucking car
>feelsbadman

>>693952226
ss

>>693949640
failing in language paper test in cop exam now failing since 7 years

>>693950900
Check 'em

>>693963949
Experts said its not wrong
>being a butthurt Brit bitch
>priceless

>>693968099
i know, right? memento mori

>>693950900
i actually kekd