Come on guys -_- God is speaking to you right now, you have to listen. He may say something wrong or something right, but he give you the power to verify by yourself.

So listen carrefully the god words.

God words = Your intuition = 6th sense

Is it always a bad thing if there are chunks of ham in my urine ?

>>693948573
Yes my son, can't be good.

That's to easy.. Ask something who could beat a Chirstian.

>>693947704
Can you make a rock so heavy that you won't be able to lift it?

>>69394904
Yes and No.. I just need more power when i want to lift it than i put in it before.

But i take all my energy and put it in a rock, i will never be able to lift it before i get more energy.

You should ask me real questions, what is magic, what is hell, what is faith.. Some real questions

Well.. See you soon guys !

>>693949227
Jesus, I know you're illiterate but read again my question. If you're able to lift it then you were not able to fulfill the requisites for the question. If you weren't Jesus I would called you a redneck faggot.

Do you feel like you're jew?

>>693950304
Yes i feel "Jew" ( More Jew 4.0 )
Not cause i am praticing the judaisme but cause i am a son of god.

>>693949953
There is nothing i can't do.. That's why it's a difficult question. I can make a rock impossible de lift, but if trully want, i will lift it ... So i guess no i can't

why is it such a pain to find a mistress to enjoy while im out and about and away from my wife.
she doesnt even need to be open to a polygamous relationship, though thats what im honestly hoping for.

Can you give me a verb and a noun?

>>693950682
Cause u dont belive in me. If you belive in me, you can do everything u want, u will feel the power of god.

And i know guys, u never learn to love, but u can still start to try. If u have the need to see someone else, it mean u dont love your wife, and it's useless to stay with her.


To love someone, you have to love yourself a lot, and find someone else who u like more than u.

>>693950686
Sry i dont know what is a verb and a noun, can you teach me my children?

>>693950964
it doesnt help that you constantly cause doubt in my mind by failing to encourage my faith.

>>693951736
THat's why i am back on earth, i will make u belive in me.

>>693951736
For ever*

>>693951897
I was fatherless, my mother widowed. church we went to didn't care. no church ever truely has unless it benefits them.

I'm proof of the failures of the churches.

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>>693952171
if god talks to you and can prove himself, house will take more vicodin

>>693952287
fortunately that rarely happens, unfortunately for house.
ive yet to see anything that convinces me

>>693952113
I will make Church burn for all his seen, the church dont share my real faith, they are just fucking retards who listen evil priest.

( No offence the ones who go there, not ur fault, u are just stupid, and i will make u wise )

>>693952171
We can discuss about it if u want, but you will have to ask question, and i will answer

>>693952436
i quit going, almost 19 years ago, after my grandfather died.

im aware that church was full of sins, but why did none of the other churches i interacted with save me.

>>693952413
It has happen only once in our history, now twice.

>>693952552
ALL THE FAITH IN WORLD IS A FAKE FAITH, SATAN MADE THIS FAITH, I DIDNT, I JUST LET A MESSAGE, WHO I KNOW WOULD BE CHANGE BY SATAN, BUT NOW, I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO FUCK THIS LITTLE SATAN CUNT

>>693952552
If you want to see the real faith, ask me your questions

>>693947704people call you god but you said you are the son of god.... etf bro that logic is breaking my faith to dust help me understand

>>693952859
i have, and you have barely answered.

>>69395319
I don't speak english very well.

They can't make u love me, cause this is their fucking Job, they are educated, for making u hate me, they don't know it, cause they are moron, but this is what they do. EVERYONE WHO TRULLY KNOW ME, WILL LOVE ME

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amen.

Why am i doomed with this miserable life ?

>>693953430
Satan did this.

And Satan exist, u know him as Illuminati.

How do i get a gf?

>>693953512
Should i hangmyself then?

>>693953518
Upgrade yourself, be a better person on every aspect, love yourself, then u will have a gf, even 100 if u want (But remember, that's not what u need)

>>693947704
I masturbate every night because I get so horny, but it says In The Bible I can't. I ask for forgiveness but feel I can't truly be sorry.

Do i consider surgery? Or will I still have a good chance of going to Heaven?

>>693953598
No, you have to see Satan, and say, fuck off little cunt, i don't give a fuck about the life u gave me, i will be happy, no matter what.

I can give u my power, if u want

>>693953751
Heaven is not in the sky, Heaven is a state of ur mind, and u can't go heaven with masturbating anytimes, Heaven is the place, where everything is perfect, and being addict to sexe, make this place impossible to reach. ( Once per week is ok, 7 is not )

>>693953803
Thanks god , but i would only use your power for bad. But you can give me the next month euro lotto numbers , i would be thankfull.

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>>693952693
>ALL THE FAITH IN WORLD IS A FAKE FAITH, SATAN MADE THIS FAITH, I DIDNT, I JUST LET A MESSAGE, WHO I KNOW WOULD BE CHANGE BY SATAN, BUT NOW, I AM STRONG ENOUGH TO FUCK THIS LITTLE SATAN CUNT

Satan here. I'd like to see you try Jesus, you're a pussy then and you're a pussy now. Come at me bro.

>>693954000
Sry, can't read the futur like that, can just predict things, like Daesh the 14th July in france.

>>693954091
Fakeass god , well then its time to praise the satan.

>>693954048
Everytime u will try to make my child a slave, i will be there.

>>693954048
Nice bewbz , can i suck on them?

>>693954176
Satan can't too. And i am very more powerfull than Satan..

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>>693947704
Come to the dark side. Don't listen to this cucklord. He can't help you, but I can. For a price.

>>693954268
Well i rather choose those hot demon slaves .. sorry god.

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>>693954314
God has no power, I'd know because I took it.

>>693954331
Ahah, you think u will have the right to fuck someone? XDD If Satan win the last war, you will just born without sexe, u will be riser in a school of Satan, and ur only dreams, will be to be the best worker for ur god.

>>693954509
>and ur only dreams, will be to be the best worker for ur god

Sounds like life on earth, I love it.

>>693954509
Well atleast i will fuck you up , thats for sure.

>>693954454
Stop belive in a fake magic.
With this, you use magic, like someone summoning Jesus with cross, that's magic for children.
I can use real magic, without any fucking retarded picture or words.. and 10000000 times more powerfull

>>693954698
Tell me more about your magic.

>>693954662
Nah, If i stop fighting for u , i will just hang out with Lucifer, i know he loves me.

is it ok to stick my fish finger into the cat's pooper?

>>693954757
Can't teach it to anyone before u become my brother, there is a lot of things to learn before magic, magic is the last things u can learn.

But if u are up to become my son, you will learn.

>>693947704
what is a "soul" exactly?

>>693954698
No you can't faggot cucklord. You can't do shit. You can't even save 1 starving faggot kid in this thread, he even said so. So you're powerless. Faggot. The dark side is legion. We own you.

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god, how many chirruns do i need to get a free obama phone?

thank you

>>693954775
Not even your mother loves you mate. kek

>>693954857
I'm interested , how can i contact you?

>>693954858
A soul, is only ur consciens, nothing more. And u can make ur soul VERY VERY strong if u want to.

>>693954949
>inb4 just pray
KEK

>>693954882
Yes, only god and my brother Lucifer really loves me, every angel does too.

>>693954949
18009808637

>>693954949
Give me contact, kik, skype... anything u like.

>>693954862
Oh u will see very soon my power ;)

>>693955204
Post your skype so i can add you .

>>693956014
Okay, but i have to create account first, 2 minutes.