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Is this it when it comes to male sex toys?

Is there anything better than a fleshlight?
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>>693942908
ive bought a bunch of them and no, fleshlight is the best. the only competition would be a magic wand with a dick sleeve attachment but i haven't tried that
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>>693943066
That's disappointing because I already have one. Which sleeve is the best?
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i dunno, they attach to the magic wand head though so it'd vibrate the shit out of your cock
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>>693943066
like this?
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>>693943299
yeah that's it, i wouldn't mind giving it a try but i'm too poor to waste money on one
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>>693943299
I want to feel that feel
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>>693942908
anal vibrator
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Honestly i found my fleshlight to be entirely lackluster. Escorts might cost more but real pussy is worth it imo
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>>693943646
i got addicted to my fleshlight and had to throw it out cause i always smelt like cum and lube
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Autoblow 2. Shit is kinda loud but goddamn it sucks you good
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>>693943299
I'm gonna need me a sauce on that thanks
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>>693943738
dishwasher dude
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>>693943797
Can you use it without holding it at all?
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>>693943738
If you like your fleshlight so much imagine how much you would love real pussy annon
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Which texture is best?
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>>693942908
Not at all. I recommend checking out Meiki
https://www.toydemon.com/meiki-zhang-xiao-yu-choo-shuu-u-masturbator
or Tomax
http://www.queencatadulttoys.com/muses-arkhe-japanese-male-masturbator/
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>>693943797
holy shit that's amazing lol
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>>693943797
Not sure I like the look of this...
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>>693943423
Try anal toys for men>>693943876
from /b/
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>>693943920
You can. It's pretty bulky tho. I just hold it
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>>693944148
It kinda works, but it's rather terrible. Buy a high end silicon sex doll instead.
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>>693944029
Imagine putting razors in there
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>>693943529
Suggestions? I just bought this recently. Can't say it really does much for me. Much better vibrator than others I've tried for the task, but so far my reaction has mostly been, "ok, it's vibrating." Haven't jizzed buckets from it. So far the thought that something is vibrating in my ass has been more titillating than the actual vibrations itself.
http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/anal-sex-toys/prostate-toys/sp-adam-eve-larque-prostate-massager-92781.aspx
(Didn't actually pay $100 for it, they had a promo recently so it only cost $35.)
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>>693946672
For some reason it reminds me of the ocarina of time
>>693944029
They say Stoya Destroya is best, but I don't think it's made any more. You can always buy it used LOL. There is a fleshlight mini ice I just bought that has a similar texture, and I would honestly recommend the mini as making the most difference since it isn't nearly as bulky
>>693942908
you have to do butt stuff, OP.
>>693943299
how much?
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>>693946672
You gotta kind of find the spot to hit. Gotta move it around until you find the prostate. When you hit that you'll know.
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>>693942908
tenga is much better.
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>>693942908
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>>693942908
Yes, this
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real vagina works pretty well, lel
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>>693946929
http://www.adameve.com/search.aspx?st=hammerhead

Haven't searched elsewhere, but A&E sells it for $70 for the vibrator and attachment, or $20 just for the attachment.

Get on their mailing list, and they run promotions all the time (expect like 2-3 emails a day.) Sometimes it'll be 50% off one item. Other times it'll be 33% off the entire order.
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I want a penis-milking device invented.

Something so strong it can make a guy moo like a cow, heh.
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>>693942908
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>>693948890
Wow, that is freaky. What's it called?
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I want something like this :D
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Try electrodes
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>>693949624
Best orgasm I have ever had
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>>693948602

Seriously, wouldn't that feel good?
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>>693948602
>a milking device that'll make a guy moo like a cow
Kek'd if there's a device I'm buying it though
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>>693942908
They make exotic fuck sleeves as well, not just dildos. http://bad-dragon.com/products
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>>693949827
What are good places to set them? I assume that thing is just a TENS device, but with different electrodes.
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Dual layered japanese onahole. Texture comes closests to the real thing as it varies over the length.
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>>693950483
htf do you clean it?
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>>693948406
This is no time for jokes anon
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>>693950478
I have the pads. I like it on my underside of penis
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>>693944029
I've got destroya, heavenly is better.
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its sad to see guys buy sex toys lol. go get a girl or at least a hooker
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>>693946056
jesus
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The fleshlight is great but having to clean it sucks. It takes forever to dry.
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>>693950298

Thinking it would need to be lined with obscenely soft material, reasonably warm and somewhat wet. The suction generated would have to be strong, but the tube designed to keep the cock away from the exact suction point. Basically the cock gets sucked, but never touches the suction-generator for safety reasons.
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>>693950547
I can clean it in like 2 min. Rinse with warm water and soap, put in the end of a towel and wipe it dry. As long as you dont try to put in your whole hand, you dont stress the material (1 finger is enough).

Some onaholes can be put inside out, i prefer to clean them as they are.
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>>693950925

A dildo seems much more dignified than a fleshlight to me. At least it looks like a proper sex organ.
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>>693950925
lmfao, sex toys =/= no girl.
Sex toys + girl = best time.

Either way, we know how to get off. Not everyone wants a partner
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>>693948602
>>693950081
>>693950298
Dont cock pumps that do that?
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>>693951053
You can reach the back with 1 finger? Is it super squidgy or short?
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>>693950483
What's the product name?
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>>693951000
Cornflour. Use cornflour
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>>693942908
>implying men don't like dildos
OP is a bigot
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How does FL feel compared to real vagina? Iam considering buying one, but is it better than hands?
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>>693950925
A masturbation toy is nothing else than your hand. Or are you perhaps one of these christianfags?
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>>693951481
>but is it better than hands?
Far better, yeah.
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>>693951179

Do they extract your sperm?
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>>693951248
I cant reach the end with my finger. The onaholes are super squishy and it basically is like cleaning soft rubber.
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>>693951322

What is best dildo?
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>>693951709
Ok, so you squidge it up to reach in for cleaning?
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>>693948366
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>>693951486
Grown men dont need to masturbate
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A fleshlight is great if you have a skinny dick.

However, if you have any amount of girth, it isn't very good. A thick cock will push all of the lube into the back. With no lube, it isn't good.
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>>693951254
This one is the "Evo17 soft" and it's a bit longer than the average. I also have an "virgin age admission" which is really short and tight. I like the difference because one has a preformed "hole" while you have to drill your way into the other. Depends on the mood you're in.
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>>693951921
You will need to reapply lube with any fuck sock anon, that's how they work
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I keep her lower torso in the freezer then warm it in the microwave when I need it
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>>693942908
A big fucking dildo
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>>693951938
Sounds awesome, I'll look these up.
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>>693951886
Yes. The material can be stretched and squished easily. This also causes the convenient "vacuum" effect of the toy.
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My dick always goes numb from these things. Not sure why, maybe it's the lube getting warm, sticky and sludgy, but if I don't cum in less than 5 minutes, I won't cum at all. Seriously. I can't use them anymore.

I have three FL and one of those ice mini things and haven't been able to use any of them in over a year. One of the FL is growing small amounts of mold, I don't have the heart to throw it away yet though.
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>>693951300
1. I rinse out the cum and lube.
2. I spray a toy friendly disinfectant for the inside.
3. Rinse it out again.
4. Dry the outside.
5. Air drying takes too long so I stick a finger in there, it comes out wet, I dry it and repeat. Like moisture extraction.
6. Put cornstarch on the front and hole entrance (but not on the inside).

I've heard stories of people who didn't clean them properly and their fleshlights became moldy on the inside.
Fucking thing cost me $110 at a sex shop so I'm taking care of that shit.
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>>693952004
Nope.

If you buy a Venus 2000 receiver, custom made to fit your cock, it isn't an issue. Unless you have a Venus 2000 and run it for an hour or so.
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>>693951893
Lmao what movie is this
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>>693951911
Ah, shoot. Now I know what I've forgotten: to grow!
See, we all have to fight our wars against headaches, business trips, hooker STD, being horny at 5am, whatever. Of course you may be lucky if for all those occasions you can call a certified hooker/wife, but some of us have organizational problems.
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>>693952277
What the fuck is that supposed to replicate an infant childs anus?
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>>693952549
https://venusformen com/

I have the whole kit and use it a couple of times a week. The best money I've ever spent.

Way, way, better than a fleshlight.
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Fleshlight is the only choice
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>>693952549
Bullshit, waterbased lube won't last 10 minutes let alone an hour and if you're using silicon lube you're gonna fuck your toys.
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>>693952397
If your dick gets numb, you have the wrong size. Buy a bigger one.

And throw that moldy FL out! Disgusting!
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These Penis Pliers are really working for me!!!! After 2 months of use, my girth is now 7.25" !!!!
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>>693950483
I don't like how it's porous, could have a leak and then rot from the inside out.

Talk about bad quality control...
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the flight models are best fleshlights.
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>>693946056
fuck razors put hooks in there
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Just stick your dick in it
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>>693952689
Oh shoot .. I was just googling the next onahole stretched and accidentally put in the picture of a shotacon boy masturbator. SORRY, SORRY!
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I say yes https://youtu.be/dAhNNoh-dUk
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>>693952425
I don't have a procedure like that. Mine has not become mouldy yet, surprisingly. Have had for over a year
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>>693952821
Properly fitted, a venus receiver forms an air tight seal. The water based lube inside, does not evaporate.

Sure, there is a small amount of evaporation, but it is nowhere like a poorly fitting fleshlight.

However, you mileage may vary, especially if you have an excessively skinny dick.
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>>693953444
It's not about evaporation big fella, your skin absorbs it... This is a function of waterbased lube, the toy you're using doesn't change this.
Ever put moisturiser on skin before?
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