Hide in your room for the rest of the night and sneak out somewhere before she gets up tomorrow. What time is it where you are now? I'm asking because I think I'm in a different time zone. It's morning here.

>>693939256
Straya cunt

Alright then leave in the early morning and go hunting or whatever the fuck you guys do for fun.

She screamed?
What the fuck, speaking of overreaction.

Just tell her normal people masturbate and enjoy your dinner.

>>693938975
Just be all calm and shit and say something like "I had the door closed for a reason, knock next time." "I'm x years old, of course I fap." "Wanna give your step-son a hand next time ;)"

Don't clean up, go downstairs.
"Here's what's for dinner"

>>693938975
It's pretty fucking obvious. RAPE HER!!! Is she hot? Post pics

>>693939466
It wasn't a full on scream, it's hard to explain.

>>693939466
This. Just claim it mate

>>693939466
Probably more of an "OH!" type of thing

Yeah just claim it, lots of people fap Say to knock next time.

Pretend as if nothing happened

Op mate, just go around your day like nothing happened. If you want to know if she's into watching you though, try masturbaing with the door open just enough that she can see you jerking it.

Best case scenario, you get sex, worst case, you get told to close your door and that she doesn't want to see it.

>>693939613
Post a pic of her faggot

>>693939807
Or he gets kicked out of the house.

oh we know what you're going to be doing. Here comes the really really really awkward conversation wherein you find out far more than you wanted to know about your family members.
ENJOY!

>>693939762

This. That's what she gets for not knocking and respecting your privacy.

Also gtfo underageb&

>>693939860
For accidently leaving the door open a crack, seems pretty harsh. But as I said first, go around like nothing happened. Only added the second part because he's posting here, in /b/ suggestions like that come with the territory.

>>693939838
Wtf is this?

>>693940029
Hah, true.

>>693938975
She's gunna tell your dad if you don't go down n say something

>>693940045
Its me shitting

>>693940188
Why

>>693940186
He won't care, he will just laugh. It's just awkward as fuck because she's hot and she's caught me spying on her before.

>>693940247
its not op

>>693940254
Post pics

>>693940247
Wanted to see if my images from my phone still got posted sideways

>>693940254
Go fuck her
As simple as that

>>693940254
Post pics of her

>>693940254
If your dad doesn't give a shit just say sorry n to knock next time as its your room and its private that or be carful and jack it at night when everyone sleeps

Why don't you just lock the door

>>693938975
once you clean your shit up go down and say "lets pretend that didn't happen" then walk away and avoid her until she feels comfortable going back to normal with shit.

i bet she is more embarrassed then shocked

What were you fapping to when she caught you?

>>693938975
Pretend it never happened. That's what you both want and that's what's best.

>>693940484
The pic in OP

The slut in the middle lives down the road

>>693940247

This is the best shit I've read all night. The guy who posted the shit is kind of a sociopath, but damn if this isn't hilarious.

Is this fucking reddit? Why are all you fags actually giving him advice and not telling him to rape her and dermanding to see her pics.

>>693938975

Tell her next time it's in her mouth..

You gotta give us a reason to keep thread alive op

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you're doomed

>>693940662
^

>>693940592
What are they models? Porn?

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>>693940662
It gets boring to ask the same questions everytime someone asks. Nice to mix it up with an actual answer for once.

>>693940773
They're cheerleaders for our local football team

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>>693938975
Tell her pic related

>>693940740

Someone seriously has to have hired that person to follow the fat lady and slam into her. This scenario isn't realistic. You'd have some kind of escalation before trying to injure her to smash her through the door. I mean, this would just be ruled as assault and battery. If someone did this in a grocery store, it would be a fucking felony. I'm calling fake.

OP here

I'm starting to get really horny thinking about what happened.

What should I do (realistically)

>>693940894
Pffft...You don't have cheerleaders for football

>>693939513
lol

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>>693940894
Are you gonna post pics of your step mom or not???

>>693941027
Yes we do. football (NRL)

Google it

>>693941096
NRL isn't football....idiot

>>693941027
Depends on the country, Australia has a few and America does have a lot. Usually Colleges, Uni's and stuff, but High Schools can have them.

>>693940999
Are you gonna post pics of your step mom or not???

You should post her pics realistically

>>693941165
No cheerleaders for AFL, yeah for rugby and basketball

Which one is your step mom because i wanna fap to her as well

>>693940949
It's on TLC, of course it is fake.

Can we stop talking about football and shit, and ask the OP for some pics of his stepmom?

>>693941159
HURRRDURRR

>>693941229
I don't watch AFL, would be why I had no idea though. Thank you for the info.

>>693939506
this
>do it op and record fucking pls

also fellow ausfag reporting in, 2756 nsw cunts

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>>693940633
I'm not a sociopath

>>693941392
Oh fuck off, bloody nsw cunts

Post pics so we can help with advice'n'shit

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>>693938975
Walk downstairs as if nothing happened. Look at her and tell her exactly what you want for dinner, then walk back upstairs like a boss.

>>693940877

DUBS RECOGNIZING QUADS, ids habbiding!

>>693941470
i didnt choose to live here m90
where u from

>>693941470
why the hate? ur from tassie arent you?
>whohurtyou.jpeg

>>693941392
I agree with our aussie cunt from another aussie cunt.

>>693941660
Bunch of two headed cousin fuckers down there

>>693941813
lucky that land isnt part of our beautiful country, fucking sickos

Any updates OP?

>>693942085
I'm sitting here watching incest porn...

Thinking about my step-mum seeing my hard cock with cum all over the place has had some sort of effect on me... now I need to try to get her to suck it.

>>693941660
Thank fuck I'm not, you can guess all day, but all you'll know is that I'm not from the shithole Tassie or the cum rag nsw

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>>693942056
Fuck yeah, straya

>>693942322
You're a fucking cane toad aren't you

>>693942322
Sandgroper?

>>693942496
fucking this haha

>>693942871

Not if he follows NRL.

>>693943485
True, you are on the ball

op, update?

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>>693940000
Hory Shet!

OP post her pics ffs

>>693940894
Penriff Panfas