>>693934488
you just saw the bible reloaded video too?

>>693934707
Ayy watching it rn but this meme is just
So spicy

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It's like a dank meme gold mine

>>693934785
you remember the site it was on?

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>>693935048
A lot were on twitter but I'm just screenshoting the best ones to spread the word

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>>693935467
Oh now that's not very nice

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Time to start stealing content from a certain facebook page

>>693935519
it's dank though.

C'mon guys who doesn't like a good Jesus meme :D

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>>693935737

>>693936039
10/10 dankest god meme bc ifunny

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>>693936130

The equivalent of

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Guys my mouth is on fire from the spiciness of these Jesus memes
The lord is proud

>>693936457
where is the obligatory "my legs" joke?

>>693936756
This is a Jesus thread we don't talk like that in here let me refer you to some truth faggot
>>693936631
>>693935850
>>693935519
Read up

>>693936631
classic

Saw this on TBR with Hugo and Jake

>>693936858
I refuse to do so, as ong as its not written in THIS book!

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>>693934488
>>693934856
>>693936039
>>693936631

>>693936781
kek

>>693936974
i really want more meme podcast episodes

ahahahahah XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Nice memed my friends!

If you are speedy enough, maybe your new meme can be put into the kickstarter of What do You Meme along with Pepe and others!
lololololol XD

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/whatdoyoumeme/what-do-you-memetm

Okay this is awesome I'm loving these. Where did all of this come from?

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>>693936990
this guy doesnt get it.

>>693934488
Actually made me kek.

>>693937124
That's why God doesn't operate like this.
Feels good man.

>>693937072
>old testament
>new testament

>>693937220
well, he does'nt operate at all

> defenetly not a troll trying to start a little fight
could someone post that text with "I have graduated top of my class ... bla ... navy seals... bla ...." ?

>>693937330
> 2 Different books
>1 religion

>>693936978
>water into Miller lite
They're the same thing

>>693937072

I don't know if you actually read Genesis 32, but it's about a man wrestling with God. This was a book written way over 3000 years ago, the first one of the whole religion. I'm pretty sure this one isn't taken literally

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Still thinking Christians are against evolution

>>693937614
Stop that no he was white with flowing hair and blue eyes fuCK OFF YOU"RE RUINING MY FANTASY REEEEE

>>693934488
9/10
>>693935367
4/10
>>693935442
edge/10
>>693935467
edge/10
>>693935519
8/10
>>693935619
6/10
>>693935728
0/10
>>693935805
9/10
>>693935850
4/10
>>693935965
3/10
>>693936039
TheStruggleIsReal/10
>>693936162
6/10
>>693936288
0/10
>>693936457
4/10
>>693936608
5/10
>>693936631
2/10 (probably made by a fedora tipper to make christfags look bad)
>>693936744
3/10
>>693936781
4/10
>>693936941
4/10
>>693936978
0/10. What you said is no way funny. Everyone in this thread is a little further on the spectrum now. I award you no (You)s and may god have mercy on your soul.

>>693937693
A lot still are mate

>>693937738
Christian/10

>>693937738
Nobody cares about your fucking ratings.

>>693937584
>Wrestling with God
>Physical contact with God
>Man v. God physically

Also 1000 years B.C.
Where is Jesus?
What is Christianity without Jesus?

>>693937401
>>693936162
>>693935442
>>693936744
>>693936941
>>693937009
>>693937097

lost

Please somebody post the pic where jesus tells :

now listen up, I don't want this to end in 4 different stories...

>>693937330
>same book
>same religion
>same diety

>>693936528
Under8d post

>>693937387
>new testament is jewish
what

>>693937848

Did you even read my comment
Jesus came a little after we converted over to AD for years. Old testament was the Jewish set of books. Christianity has the added books of Jesus.

I'm really surprised you don't know these things yet speak so authoritatively.

>>693938034
>/b/=random

>>693937848
> What is Christianity without Jesus?
basically judaism, some rules are different tho

>>693935467
kek'd

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Dis little pug has brain cancer 1 like=1 prayer
Ignore 4 satan

>>693937848

To add on to this, basically the Jews were waiting for a savior, and some didn't believe Jesus was him. Hence the 2 religions. Then the muslims come in and change the new testament and add their own shit in there because Muhammad said so.

>>693938102
>>693938167
Doesn't this mean that Judaism is Christianity and the opposite?

>>693937738
Fucken gottem/10
Nice post/10
Fuck off you misled christian faggot/10

>>693937848
Where is Ja Rule?

>>693937808
I'm not christian nigger. I gave ratings according to how funny I thought they were. Some anti-christian ones got high ratings too faggot.
>>693937809
Are you autistic? Even if you care in a negative way you still cared enough to respond to my post. The christfags ITT are more logical than you and that's definitely saying something.

>>693938294
What is that?

>>693938231
İslam is thus the superior among the 3 right

>>693937848
christianity without christ is judaism

>>693938239

Judaism is the set of laws and structure for God's initial chosen people. Jesus came in and told them to stop being dicks about it and love your neighbor. He also took away the sacrifices and penalties.

>>693938356

No. If you actually look into what was changed and added, Islam does not fit in with the other books at all. They literally believe Jesus made another man look like him and take the crucifixion, because obviously Jesus can't die if he's such a great guy.

>>693938239
not exactly.
Jews are still waiting for their savior, chrisians belive they found him and are now waiting for judgement day. but both are quite similar. Just some rules where changed in christianiti. Christians startet as a jewish cult, that was following all the jewish laws (mizwot), but they added the last supper to their sunday meals (which is originally pasha feast for jews).

>>693935442
ha ha ha....

>>693938477
>9gag
Really nigga

>>693937120
SHUT THE FUCK UP NEWFAG

>>693938302
>being this retarded

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>>693937249
>9fag

>>693938562
>I have no formal argument so your opinion is retarded
Fuck outta autist.

>>693938302
butthurt christfag

>>693938151
its a television priest, who earns ALOT of money. And shares it with the poor just like Jesus wanted

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>>693937849
Gotchu

>>693938730

Yeah, Joel Olsteen is not exactly a good Christian example. His preaching is shoddy at best imo.

>>693938477
This watermark brings tumors.

>>693937738
Are you a nigger? You should be.

>>693937738

>I'm the important meme rate guy. My fellow anons will read this and think, "heheh, that guy really knows his memes! heheh He's cool en junk."


>Little do the anons know that this is all that the meme rate guy has to live for. What gets his fat virgin ass out of his crusted mattress every day.

>>693939018
>implying he has the strength to stand up from his semen infused matress after such hard work like that

>>693939060

Here ya go

http://bibleevidences.com/medical.htm

>>693938817

Probably a homosex with a harem of "youth ministers" that he frolics with.

>>693939195
>facebook.com
>atheismftw
>kek
>they sound fucking insecure

>>693938754
Underrated post

>>693938651
>giving opinions that nobody cares about on /b/
>trying to have "formal" arguments on /b/
>getting butthurt on /b/
>nigger faggot autist!!!111

ok

>>693939195
le edge

>>693937444

nice trips and a kek for ya.

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People who run pages and websites dedicated to atheism and making fun of religious people

>>693938109
>Jesus came after we converted over to AD
>We use AD to count the years since his supposed birth
Is it really possible to be this retarded?

>>693938302

>"I will type more words and thoughts for the anons. I know they like me. They respect me. I spend 20 hours a day here. I know what I am talking about. /b/ is my home. I am /b/. I am special."

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>>693937584
>written way over 3000 years ago

>>693939478

Don't you make fun of retards then asshat?

Why don't you pray for us to stop?

This is where I got my dank memes guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQusDBu2w4I
I actually didn't know Christfags existed

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>>693939478
>>693939304
>>693939242

>>693937584
This is cherry-picking at it's best. If it truly is the words of your god, no matter how old they are, shouldn't you be taking them dead-serious? Either you believe in it all or you don't believe in it

>>693938294

with tupac of course.

>>693937068
They're a couple of fucking normies, they have no place talking about this topic

>>693937738
>Faggot sees the word "Jesus" on /b/
>*gasp*
>Flips on fedora
>Clicks on "Memes" folder
>"Clicks on "Edgy memes" folder
>Clicks on "Why There Is No God" folder
>Uploads
>Mom makes meatbread for dinner.
mfw
>Basically.

>>693939747

No? If you do that's kind of sad.

>>693939665

It's not exact. Look it up

>>693939731

This is a lie. There are plenty of original texts for books of the bible. There were teams of people dedicated to keeping copies. Notice the references. This is the exact reason why atheists aren't respected.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biblical_manuscript#New_Testament_manuscripts

>>693939873
Jesus spoke in parables. There's no concrete way to interpret.

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>>693939960

>>693938206
+1 like

>>693937738
Fucking adorable. This waste of oxygen thinks he matters.

>>693939731
This is not true. Earlier a german priest called martin luther translated the whole bible into german so the commoners could read it leading to the anglo baptist revolution.

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>>693940016

>This is a lie.
>Jesus spoke in parables.

mfw
toostupidtocare.jpg

>>693940196

If you can't look at the evidence, you're the one that's too apathetic to be smart.

But whatever, I'd love to meet an atheist who can actually have a proper conversation one day. Most of them barely made it out of high school.

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Disappointed in you 4chin

>>693940342
>posts a saved thumbnail
Disappointed in you anon.

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>>693940342

Sounds like someone needs to take a shit.

>>693940479
>>693940560
>tfw its the first time in 3 months since someones replied to your post on 4chan

>>693938431

>changed and added
>changed and added
>CHANGED AND ADDED

>>693940016

You should read the wiki.

Says the oldest copy of John fragment is from c.125.

A good long while after everyone that had been around for anything was gone. The vast majority date from the 10th century

From the wiki:

>most of these manuscripts are many centuries removed from the originals, and none of them perfectly accurate. They all contain mistakes - altogether many thousands of mistakes.

>original

>>693940196
>self-serving, male-dominated bureaucracy

It's male-dominated because everything is

Except tumblr

And even that is getting there, except the men running it want to be called women

And you do it, you absolute madmen (and madwomen)

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>>693940339
Low quality b8
Nice thy tho

>>693939972
Fucking Gaggot

STOP POSTING THESE MESSED UP THINGS ITS NOT FUNNY

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>>693940683

Damn nigger, you need some English classes.

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>>693941403

>>693941544

you're going to the magical furnace for that one.

>>693937693
well believing in gods is against of evolution by definition...

>>693937072
It wasn't God. Only Moses got close to the face of God in the Bible.

>>693936744
That's a raptor tho

>>693937567
The Bible doesn't say Adam was the first human.

>>693942050
it is a collection of ancient religious myth and fables, and primitive brutal laws written by sheep herders that smelled suspiciously like goats

>>693939747
underated post kek

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>>693934488

>>693942050
The bible is the story of a very, very incompetent supreme being. He made so many mistakes in his perfect creation that he had to kill everyone on it.. and then did it again.

Makes 2 humans and puts them in a garden of eden, but places them right next to the thing that will screw all that up and does nothing to prevent it, then blames them and all their progeny for all time for something thats his fault.

Makes a magic rule book thats so vague and open to interpretation that there are now 30,000 sects of christianity alone all of which disagree with each other. And he allows many other holy books and does not give any of us a clue as to which one are right and which ones are wrong, proceeds to let us kill each other by the millions over it. He has the power to appear at any time to stop all the killing, chooses not to.

Claims to be supreme being, but still has needs (to be worshiped), desires (to have a son) and failings (he is angry and jealous quite often).

Claims he gave us free will, then gives us a list of rules we must follow or else he will torture us forever... which goes completely against the notion of us having free will (you have free will but you must do as I say) and proving that he has no morality at all since he is offering infinite punishment for finite crimes. And his own morality is lower than the morality of secular society, which is weird since you'd think an all knowing all seeing supreme being would have known that slavery was immoral even thousands of years ago. maybe he could have even put that in his list of commandments, instead of say 'thou shalt have no other gods before me'?

Goes through an elaborate scheme of self sacrifice to change rules that he could have changed at any time without the torture and sacrifice of himself. And again why would a supreme being come up with rules so flawed in the first place that they needed to be changed after the fact?

>>693941907

>>693937233
Except there was about 3 years between those events...

>>693942975
Sounds like a nigger

>>693938102
It is though. The early church was entirely Jewish before the schism. Jesus was a Jew, Paul was a Jew...

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I'll dump these

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>>693943468

>>693938302
>rates dozens of posts in a thread as if anyone gives a fuck
>asks if someone else is autistic
Lordy

>>693940016
The oldest extant manuscripts are not the originals you fucking retard. Study up before trying to sound smart.

>>693940833
John was only written c.100 so that's a pretty early manuscript. John was also written about 50 years after mark. Mark was written 20-30 years after Jesus died.

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>>693942975

>>693939899
does anyone actually find this cyanide shitters funny?

>>693937693
The only reason SOME Christians accept evolution is that it's become too scientifically obvious to ignore. Instead of accepting that their ancient doctrine maybe isn't infallible after all, they simply invent an 'interpretation' that is compliant and pretend that they always felt that way. This is how the doctrine has survived every single scientific revolution in history.

Anti-evolution Christians aren't just the morons you 'good Christians' are trying to distance yourselves from. They're the people who actually believed in their doctrine instead of just hiding behind whatever they need it to be. In a way they're much better Christians than you.

>>693944019
nope, i copied it and saved it to a text file, (because i liked it that much) and i pasted it here,

>>693938440

well, I guess you neckbeards are alright.

http://biblehub.com/leviticus/19-27.htm

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HOW CAN ALL YOU HORRIBLE PEOPLE SPEAK ILL OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST

>>693937584
While it comes first in line, it is probably not the oldest book in the bible. The song of the sea in Exodus is probably one of the oldest portions of the bible.

>>693944416
fuck you, blacks are not special, you either git in line with the rest of civilization or continue to get beat down and discriminated against,

>>693944680

not sure if trolling or gay. both?

>>693936990
i chuckled hardest from this pic actually

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>>693937120

>>693939242
>What this skeptic was unaware of is the fact that leprosy is a bacteria

You expect me to take this shit seriously?
Fuck off

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>>693943770

>>693939242
Primitive tribes stumble onto medicines/hygienic practices all the time. It's not because they were magically gifted with germ theory and biochemistry, it's because they notice when doing something makes people die less.

>>693939195
You could interpret that either way and it would still be a good sales pitch for them.

>>693944846
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OUT AGAINST ME. YOU WILL BE SENT TO HELL. I AM A TRUE FOLLOWING OF THE ONE AND ONLY GOD. YOU WILL KNOW YOUR PLACE. I WILL MAKE SURE OF IT!

Am i the only one who sees religion like i see darksouls covenants? Catholic by the way
I really appreciate the whole same ritual for the past 1500 years . And since it works like a covenant to me , sometimes I just don't use it
Deus vult!

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>>693945290

>hell /b/

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>>693944680

>>693940016
no concrete way to interpret = no correct interpretations = no authority in religious doctrine

Sure doesn't stop you guys from pushing your collective opinion as infallible fact though, huh?

>>693945484
HOW DARE YOU, YOU SICK SICK THING.

>>693939972
What is up with that shower situation.

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>>693934488
4 jesus

>>693939242
>http://bibleevidences.com/medical.htm

While many jews may have had traditions about washing, any child could figure out that running water cleanses your hands. You know who didn't know that washing your hands is a good thing? Jesus. You would think the son of god would know a little better than that. Matthew 15

>>693944019
>christian reaction to any text
>even their own bible

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>>693945545

>>693945818
HE IS JESUS YOU DUMBASS, HE DOESN'T WATER TO CLEAN HIM SELF.

GOD DAMN THE LACK OF INTELLECT AROUND HERE. I AM STARTING TO THINK THAT SAVING PEOPLE FROM THIS PLACE IS NOT POSSIBLE

>>693945484
Mmmmm yeah drop that yule log into my fireplace

>>693935367
You just took the cake.
That's as low as I go!
I tip my fedora!

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>>693945972

>>693945972

-100000/10

>>693945087
I don't disagree or anything, but out of curiosity what is the unit of measurement for scientific advance?

>>693935467
I can't belive how old this is

>>693946066
ISLAM IS NO RELIGION YOU MORON

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>>693945972
Poor b8

>>693945972
He was instructing his followers as well. Are we to suppose that his magical immunity covered them as well? He straight up said that thing that go into men's mouth do NOT make them sick. And he was wrong, so you had better find a doctor to check out that thrush infection bro.

Hello guys, It's me, Jesus, your Christ.

Anyone have any question for me?

>>693946328

shouldn't you be in church yo?

>>693946475
Not for the moment, i have to find my 12 mates before.

>>693945087
Because, of course, Middle Ae was a total dark age with not a single scientific advancement.

>>693946565
No working on Sunday m8, guess we have to put jesus down

I will sing for everyone of you guys, you'r call to listen or not. But i will try to save your life..

John Lennon - Imagine
Hoobastank - The reason
Queen - I want to break free
Michael Jackson - They don't care about us
Bob marley - Redemption Song
Elvis Presley - Suspicious mind
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
John Lennon - Stand by Me
The beatles - Come together
We are the world
Queen - Don't stop me now

LYRICS OFC

>>693946685
Yeah, tomorrow is my day.

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>>693946174

>>693946688
JESUS IS HERE

>>693944680
>Ill
Because Biggie Smalls is the illest.

>>693946204
YEA AND A HAPPY THUMBS DOWN AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT

>>693937330
Why do retards think this matters?

>>693937220
You should be put in some home.

>>693946840

when they can't understand science, they "fill in the blanks" with religion.

>>693938676
and for killing a nigger

christianity is awesome lets talk guysss
48 534 990 669

>>693947032
I understand Science, and i understand faith, i will be glad to teach you, but u wont accept, cause u are to egocentric.

>>693942050
Yes it does, lol

>>693938034
Fucking disgusting