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Ask a guy from very far in the future anything.

>stuck here
>confused
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u got games on your phone
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>>693906052
Prove it?
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>>693906234
Want answers to this one.
Also have the niggers been killed off in your time?
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>>693906052
Be more specific, year?
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>>693906234
Yeah, you mean now of where I'm from?

Phones aren't exactly a thing where I'm from.
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>>693906052
How far is far?
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Is Donald Trump the president?
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Are you still shit posting in the future?
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>>693906610
Year? It doesn't work that way, things are not the same. Not at all. Most of my integration was learning this strange system of measurement and "time". I'm really not sure how you haven't discovered the truth (or rather lack of)
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>>693906610
>>693906883
Same guy, then how you can say "very far future"?
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>>693906369
Proof doesn't matter, not where I'm from. You see pretty much everything is different, it's hard to explain and I have not fully learned how to describe things with this primitive form of communication.
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>>693906052
Why do so many stuck time travelers end up coming to 4chan to shitpost? Is this behavior instructed to you in the "welcome to the wonderful world of time travel" educational video or does time travel cause some kind of autism? Would you like to come over for dinner while you're here?
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>>693906052
Does god exist OP?
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>>693907076
That's my interpretation, very far in the future. This is my best description in your language. I'm trying. You asked for year, which is still confusing to me. Measurement of time in your language is very hard to grasp.
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>>693907371
yO WHAT THE FUCK ANSWER ME, Y OU G O T GA ME S O N Y O U R P H O N E???
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>>693906052
how many lenguagues do you speak? How is called your native one?
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>>693907215
To start "time travel" is hard for me to fathom, at least my attempt to interpret it as a concept. I understand this primitve description but time doesn't really exist, I simply am trying to adapt. News, current events, social media and anything that gets me involved without having to go in your public is the best source I have to learn more. I'm getting there, slowly. I have no choice.
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>>693907114
Can you understand the word: "cunt"? Cuz you're being one, pretending to be a real time traveler and not providing any proof.
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>>693907367
God by current definition does not exist, you have yet to define the truth.
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>>693907114
Are you still homo sapiens? Do they have tacos in the future?
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>>693906052
Will trump win?
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>>693907371
>Measurement of time in your language is very hard to grasp.
how many times has the Earth gone around the Sun since the first use of atomic weapons?
see, time is not that hard
you are not confused
you are just stupid and trying to avoid answering a question that will reveal your lies
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Tell me a large secret that humans must understand to continue progressing
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>>693907567
I speak English, I had to learn, it's a strange thing. To be more specific I have not fully learned the human body, I do not understand why or how I ended up human, but here I am.
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>>693907759
I find this a common response, the human mind is not very advanced. The core programming is advanced, but held back by under evolved tissue.
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>>693908043
Can you provide binomial taxonomy for your original body?
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>>693907114
Nice bullshit
Say something in your language
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>>693907821
Not necessarily, food as you know it is not at all necessary for life where I'm from.
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>>693908043
native lenguague?
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>>693908316
How does that affect anal?
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>>693907893
I understand you attempt to gain more specific information. Humans are wonderful, limited, but wonderful. The sad truth is, I will know more about humans than any being where I'm from, yet I will never be able to convey that information. I fear I'm doomed to die here, a "thought" I have never had until I arrived. Fear not, the core programming inside you will one day make up a being capable of utilizing the full potential of your energy.
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>>693908213
>core progaming
Nigga the fuck.. Nerve tissue is not programmable. Even with nano biotechnology it can only be reconstructed, not repurposed.
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>>693908597
Have some manners we got a man from the future here...he will think we are a bunch of savages
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>>693906052
In the future, do you have rare pepes?
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>>693908745
>Manners
>Here
>Manners
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>>693908745
YOU ARE A SAVAGE
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>>693908025
Human tissue is a prison, energy and what you might define as "God" or perhaps the "God particle" or maybe I'm not able to specify; tissue holds back energy that need a better vessel. Humans may well have harnessed a way to harness this energy. It's unknown, too much time has passed, "we" know very little of humans where I'm from, only speculation from older beings that may have lingering energy that once resided in humans.
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>>693908745
He alreary does.
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>>693906052
What do you mean "humans"? Are you a different species?
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>>693908678
Do you exist in a higher form of consciousness? What is it like for you to "exist"
How did you get here
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>>693906052
What version of the iPhone was last released?
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>>693908993
>god particle
Nice meme anon
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>>693906883

Well, you're fucking useless. You've dismissed pretty much every single question posed by users here on the website. Moreover, if you are from the future, then why post on /b/ of all places?
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>>693908234
How do I define this? We are simply energy, mostly. There is no differentiation or classification. Energy is everything, we don't necessarily define where I'm from, we absorb information, and share it like.. Well I guess it just happens.
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>>693908732
Yes it can fucktard, people who have strokes and brain anurisms have to recode their brain and use a totally different area that isn't damaged.
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>>693908306
I can only speak in your language, speech is not necessary where I'm from.
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>>693908234

>binomial taxonomy
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>>693908732
The tissue is not programmable, construtable, but not programmable, energy is different. It's hard to understand, especially since I'm not very adept at describing it accurately.
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>>693908745
I am not a man, or at least, I was not.
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>>693908993
Do you have a metabolism? How does your people mantain homeostasis? Did your original form posses a feminine penis?
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>>693906052
Pleasd daddy gimme your future cummies
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>>693909254
>advanced enough to become beings of pure energy and information
>still doesn't understand shit and is forced to be ultra-vague about everything
2/10 op... did you even put any forethought into this or did you just think you'd wing it? Clearly you are not quick-thinking enough for the latter.
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>>693906052
Does Frankie win the 2040 elections?
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>>693909060
Tissue separates us, we are not as "physical", our energy is quite the same. Even my "people" have yet to collectively understand the nature of energy.
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>>693906052
Do we ever exterminate the black race?
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>>693908678
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>>693909135
Yes and no, my energy is relatively the same. I more or less arrived due to what I can loosely define as travel. Not time travel per se.. I don't believe that would define it correctly. Imagine "traveling" so fast, you never moved to begin with.
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>>693909255
>recode
You dense inbred. What you're saying is called conditioning, you can train it to move, but you cannot simply type some fucking algorythim into a cell to do your bidding if it's already been purposed. Otherwise, why the fuck are we still mortals? Psychology and Neurology/Cell Biology might go hand and hand but they are nowhere near the same thing.
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>>693908678
Why would you die while we wouldn't?
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>>693909209
I'm sorry I've failed to be everything you want. I'm not here for you, in here for me. If I must "die" I wish to do so knowing about humans, where I'm from, we have no idea about humans as I'm experiencing them now.
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>>693908678

Thread had potential OP, but the reality is you're a dumb faggot who never even learned, nor thought of how and why time as we know it is measured. That's pretty embarrassing.
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>>693906052
>>693906610
>>693906883
>>693908678


Fucking shit fer brain teenager trying wayyyy too hard

Youre a fucking idiot dude
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>>693910155
>if it's already been purposed
You don't understand how neurons work. They don't get purposed to do anything. The synapses define 100% of the function at a higher level - neurons are otherwise functionally identical to one another.

It's like having 100 billion identical lego bricks. They don't do anything in and of themselves but the structure emerges in how they are connected to each other.
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>>693909472
Any posthuman species that would mantain scientific tradition would likely still be able to refer to Linnean nomenclature
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>>693910564
though it's also in a world where each lego brick can be connected to anywhere from 1 to 10,000 other lego bricks.
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>>693910155
>making sense until
>why tf are we still mortal

lol
wut?
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>>693909799
Imagine being paralyzed completely, now imagine the opposite, never knowing what it's like to be physical and having to adapt the the limitations. I'm not here to make you happy. I have learned well enough about shitposting, and the uselessness of comments like these. To me, it helps, I appreciate it, it helps me learn and handle emotions more thoroughly.
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>>693910950
I'll take that as a "no, I'm just winging it." then.
Still 2/10.
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>>693910564
>you don't understand the difference between a cell and a neuron
Okay, bye.
>>693910799
Immortal*
>my autistic rage kicked in
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>>693910496
Time as you know it? The embarrassment is thinking time as "you" know it is anything more than watching water boil and stating "this is how long". Never gaining the knowledge to grasp what it would be like when time is not measured, nor experienced.
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>>693906052
who won the euro 2016 final?
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>>693910417
>Ask a guy
>No idea about humans
>Ask a guy
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>>693911305
>>693910799
Wait a minute.. That did make sense. Because if we were able to make any cell "programable" we could set the variable of which designates it's life expentancy, thus we would be able to control our lifespan.
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OP open your mangoober and do fuck on my peenerstick
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Im the devil and OP is a lier
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Well I appreciate the "time". But I have some more things to experience. I've realized and come to terms with humans as they exist. Where I'm from, time and physical being are not really even defined, we do not "think" and we do not squabble to form opinions. We just exist. "Time" travel is not why I am here, energy is why I'm here. Somehow I became human. I apologize I cannot better define this. I apologize I have no "proof". I have learned of my fate, perhaps I will be so lucky as to shed this tissue and be back where I'm from. I'm sorry I had to define this thread by stating I'm from "the future", I figured this was the best way to describe it. I've learned what I can from this site. Thank you. Sorry I don't have he answers. If you one day lose your tissue and become a true part of the universe, you may understand... Or more specifically will not care. Thank you /b/, fear not, "death" is just a transition.
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>>693910153
So you don't live the 3rd dimension?
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OP in the duration of 9192631770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom. how long have you been in out "time"?
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>>693911307
Still, you must measure increase in enthropy in some way that is relatable to us if you have originated in this universe.
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>>693912536
*our
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>>693912633
Czeched
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>>693912633
checked
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>>693912633
check'd
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>>693912633
check'd n kek'd.
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>>693906883
If you are going to pretend to be from the future, at least be somewhat intelligent.
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>>693906052
Can I give you a lift?
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So what is the answer to 42?????
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>>693913893
PerĂº
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