>>693895645
Shed, sounding off.

>>693895645
Previous thread:
>http://4lock.org/b/thread/25

>>693895645
Shed here, pretending I've got some important text to answer because I'm the only sober person in the house and hanging out with a group of drunks is awkward.

>>693895645
Goy here
Has anyone noticed the rise of incest threads on /b/ and on porn sites? Is it going to be normalized soon?

shit anon here. continuing story for shedanon.

>I walk upstairs already with an excited heartbeat, but at the same time, confusion since a lot of these encounters are let downs or result in some upswing to experiences.
>Pretty much random. Can never tell what will happen.
>75% up the stairs and cousin peaks her head sideways with a smile and said to hurry up.
>Precum
>I jump up the last few bit of stairs and swing around the corner.
>three bedrooms upstairs, one bathroom.
>Open the bathroom door and ask if cousin is inside
>Cousin from another room “Nope im in the bigger room you idiot”
>raise my voice in the most obvious way but at the same time trying to pretend I am following orders while walking into the larger bedroom
>”Grandma told me to come upstairs to help y-“
>Felt a jolt from the door as an unexpected leg props from beneath me and I fall for trap even my younger brother would be able to avoid.
>I tumble forward and try to keep my balance but fail miserably while my face hits the carpet and rubs forward an inch, rugburn and immediately begin sneezing.
>Cousin covers her mouth and gasps out a muffled laughter so that my grandmother doesn’t hear the commotion, but the large thud was a dead giveaway.
>Grandmother [translated] “Did someone fall? Is shitanon ok?!”
>Me [translated] “I am ok grandma, I just tripped on my shoe, it was loose”
>Grandmother laughs
>Cousin standing on the wall but had already contained her laughter down to a smile

Well Shed, goodnight if you're going, Ill finish up that song tonight. Its gonna be a good storm, it hasn't quite hit me yet, but I am hearing thunder (Live in Minnesota). Wish I had a way to contact you outside of /b/ so i could send you this song, but anyway, have a good night, STP

so this is unrelated to the thread but i thought i would share something i witnessed a while back with you guys, i watched /b/ count to 10! and i can prove it

>>693896141
Oh hey.
>>693896118
Yeah I was actually just reading about the rise in assorted incest tags (usually disguised as step-whatever) on pornhub searches.

Who is shed?

Shed here.
>>693896181
Holy shit dude. Where do you live? I didn't want to give away my location but we might very well be listening to the same storm system.
>>693896431
I call bullshit.

>>693896923
I live around the Minneapolis area, Its storming alot up north at my girlfriends cabin in Hawley MN

>>693896828
Me.
Writefag that's been maxing out a couple threads a night for a few days now.
See >>693895856

>>693896589
It's so wired because I'm not sexually attracted to anyone in my family but just be porn and the fantasy turn me on. I guess it could be taboo but I don't get the same emotions from cheating vids. There's a website called incestflix that's all incest porn and most of it isn't the step bs like on porn hub. It's very weird but back in the good ol' times of plantation and slavery people would commonly marry in their family (and before that too since the begging of time) I have some great great uncles who have married their cousins

File: Screenshot 2016-06-14 12.54.20.png (170 KB, 1366x768) Image search: [Google]

170 KB, 1366x768

>>693896923
bullshit denied!

Shed here
>>693897149
I think it might be an intimacy/deprivation thing. I find that most people who have an incest fetish aren't close to whatever member they fetishize.
>>693897117
Im like an hour away from you dude, two hours max.
>>693897340
Could be shopped.

>>693897449
4chan meetup???

>>693897449
STP here
Thats fucking cool we live close lol, You'll have to show me the shed sometime lol

>>693897449
>Could be shopped

true but i was too lazy to crop any of the caps from your thread so do you really think I'm gonna shop that? but i guess you'll just have to take me at my word

>>ray

>>693896141
>Cousin “shitanon, I was thinking maybe we can add to the list of things we did before so you can be ahead in points. Plus, we can take a longer time, I know grandma is leaving soon.
>Ah yes. THAT game.
>backstory of “Sexchart”
>cousin decides she wants to be ready for future boyfriends 6 months prior to this, so she asks me if I wanted to participate. My brother would join, and so would her other two brothers as well.
>Cousin reads too many YM magazines. I would know, I sat in the living room answering all their fucking quizzes for her and her friend.
>She gathers us around and asks “Would you be interested in learning how to have a girlfriend since you would eventually have one by my age. That way, no one at school laughs at you for being a loser”
>Me “but what if I don’t want a girlfriend at your age? It seems like a lot of work”
>Cousin “Don’t be stupid, you are going to need to practice. None of you can embarrass our family, so I will let you practice on me.”
>I forget what the name of this “sexchart game” was but it consisted of us being given points as to whether or not we kiss well in a specific time frame. We would be secluded to a room one on one with said cousin.

>>693897612
You would have to be insane to meet with anyone form this site

>>693897871
But I wanna see the real shed even though I live about a thousand miles away

>>693897871
ray here, i'm insane enough to wanna meet up with some people form here but i have no means of doing so lol

>>693897144
Is your grandpa still alive?

>>693897999
And I wanna see the shed even though im only an hour away

>>693897665
>show me the shed sometime
Well grampa sold the property last year when he moved into town, so that could be awkward for the new owners.
>>693897712
True.
>>693897787
If this ends with walking the dinosaur...

>>693898145
Take an uber or a greyhound
Anon. You have to get to that shed even if it kills you

>>693898145
Nah, man, the shed is like four or five hours from you. I don't live in that yard anymore.
>>693898143
Yup.

>>693898222
The fact knowing that shed lives close to me (STP guy) is awesome lol

>>693898222
Tell the new owner that there is a legendary Pokemon in the shed
Also checked

Shed listen to this tell me what you think. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hWWsfrfq69A

>>693898552
Yeah, I don't get it. not really big on Pokemon. Didn't have any nintendo game systems growing up. Was always more of an Xbox ps2 kinda guy.

What is shed
inb4 unshed

>>693898888
Checked

>>693899050
there have been so many dub trips quads (i think we even had a quints or sexts) in these threads it's rediculous

>>693898888
>checked
Well I guess, unfortunately I only had a Nintendo to keep me company, I lacked a Nordic goddess and a ginger to play with

Shed here.
>>693898884
Okay, i know I've heard this before. Sounds like the kind of thing Karen would listen to.
>>693898222
>>693898888
I JUST ROLLED TRIPS AND QUADS IN THE SAME THREAD.

>>693898888
Nice quads

>>693897144
>>693898222
>>693898888
Jesus, dubs trips and quads, in order, in the same thread. None of you ever get to question me ever again.

>>693897787
>but sexchart didn’t only consist of kissing. It also consisted of fellatio and good ol’ fashioned sex, no condoms. We didn’t even know wtf they were at this age. I don’t think anyone knew what they were nor did we know how to get it. Thinking back on this, it wouldn’t have worked anyways, what 10 year old dick would fit into a condom anyways.
>fast track to current story, continuing where cousin told me that grandmother is leaving and I was left there, sitting up on the bedroom floor, wondering how she knew grandma was leaving while at the same time trying to contain excitement that my cousin and I would be left alone in a large house, my thoughts raced through my head.
>I heard grandmother scream out for my cousin [translated] What are you needing shitanon to do? Because I am going to the store right now to buy somethings we need for dinner before your uncle comes home. I will need shitanon to come with me and help carry groceries.
>SHIT. I don’t want to fucking go to the store. I would have to walk an entire mile there and back hold some shitting plastic bags, or worse, the brown bags without handles.
>Cousin [translated] I need shitanon here to help me move the bed around so I can vacuum it and get the carpet cleaned out before aunt comes home! I want to make sure this entire floor is fully cleaned out!”
>Im saved.
>Grandmother [translated] well..ok. I will call your mom to pick me up when I’m done. I wont be gone for too long. If your uncle shows up, tell him I went to the grocery store.
>Me [translated] Ok grandma! I will let my dad know!
>Cousin and I begin clean up and I turn on the vacuum. We wait for the front door to open, get a farewell from grandma and then door shuts closed.
>I run downstairs and open my front door and tell my grandmother I am locking the front door locks so whoever shows up will need to ring the door bell.

File: Screenshot_2016-07-10-00-19-46.png (787 KB, 2560x1440) Image search: [Google]

787 KB, 2560x1440

Shed here. Slowly attaining Daemon Princedom as the stars align.

>>693899257
Gotta love acid rock.

File: image.jpg (335 KB, 900x1274) Image search: [Google]

335 KB, 900x1274

>>693899257
Well >goy out
Thanks for letting me lurk shed
Good night to all y'all and thanks for the great reads, I hope we can max out another thread tomorrow. Thanks to all the Mvps who capped the thread and Dropbox dude.
Best of luck to you shed, I hope you, Karen, and Alice can lead happy normal lives and that things go well for you. I'm really greatfull that you decided to share this story with us.
-Goy

>>693899257
>>693899850
Yup, Karen likes this song so that's definitely where I've heard it.

File: Photograph.jpg (24 KB, 252x249) Image search: [Google]

24 KB, 252x249

>>693898888

>>693899813

STP guy here, Shed, your song has been completed.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/a6pz1eesuzks4df/IMG_5376.MOV?dl=0

LYRICS:
There once was a man his name was shed
He had a sister a lovely redhead
And another sis who's name was Karen

Shed and Alice really hit it off
Until Karen came and said fuck off
After that happened shed was dead
Later that night shed moved out
In his head there wasn't a doubt
He was gonna win his sister over

The morning next day after all the hard work
Shed went back to the shed
And to his surprise he saw Karen

Karen said sorry, but next time
She told shed to use a condom
But Karen had other ideas in mind

She told shed to lie on the bed
And she proceeded to undress
Revealing the best rack ever

Shed went diamonds as she undressed
He had lost all control
Brain.exe has stopped working
She pulled out a condom but that was soon forgotten
As shed pumped into her all was gone
This was the best day of his life

A couple weeks later Alice was mad
She was jealous of Karen's pleasure
And she went full Darth Vader

Shed wasn't scared he taught her off well
He grabbed his force penis and rammed it in her
Nobody was saved....wait... THAT AINT RIGHT
Anyway, back to the story

Alice and Karen planned a date
To get shed all alone
But that day shed was tired

File: rBifKWy.jpg (141 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

141 KB, 1920x1080

Shed here with some news lads. The random people just left and now I have a beautiful, drunk, mostly naked woman telling me to come to bed. This is great and all, but they calls.

Shitanon, sorry I couldn't stay to finish your story, well have to finish it next time we end up in a thread together.

To everybody,

See you, Space Cowboy.

>>693900649

LYRICS Pt.2
After hard work shed was tired
But his sisters wanted him more
So Karen and Alice had a plan

After some talking they made out
Shed was instantly awake
And now commence their 3some

Karen ate Alice all real nice
As shed fucked her from behind
Alice and shed blew their loads

Karen wasn't finished oh quite yet
As shed and Alice went down on her
Karen soon had an orgasm

So to this day shed can say
He and his sisters fuck all day
And I think this is the end.... For now.

File: tumblr_inline_nyu5dzGe541rv3s52_250.jpg (12 KB, 244x287) Image search: [Google]

12 KB, 244x287

>>693900649
did he leave before he saw it???

>>693901005
(STP here)
Man I hope not, I spent an hour writing thatt

File: Buddy_christ.jpg (31 KB, 370x284) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 370x284

>>693900649
>>693900830
>>693901005
Nope, I saw it. You're fuckin great man. Next story I write is dedicated to you. Peace out.

>>693900790
WAIT!!! Sing her the song

>>693901151
>>693901161
Yes! show Karen the song!!!! And I feel honored to have a story written about me, thank you Shed, Have a good night, luv you bb

Well we are all alone in a strangers thread, the most logical thing to do would be to let the thread die out. Well good night, I hope the storm clears for you soon

>>693900214
Ever hear this one I'll bet you haven't. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6tFmjUy5ymo

>>693900790
night shed

>>ray

shitanon here.

I will cotinue story later for shedanon. wife right now is questioning why im still typing on the computer.

Kids are asleep, i will go back to phone and lurk once again.

>>693900649
>>693900830
>>693901134
>>693901151
>>693901161
>>693901301
>>693901420
Okay, shed here again.

STP here
Everyone, Shed is a fucking hero. Please, before you leave, speaking on Shed's behalf (And that I wrote the song), please give Shed's song a listen before leaving. Goodnight fellow anons!

File: 1467701389714.jpg (180 KB, 517x768) Image search: [Google]

180 KB, 517x768

>>693901579
I just woke up Alice and grabbed Karen and together we listened to that song. Alice died laughing and Karen says I'm never allowed on 4chan again.

This was a triumph.

Shed is god, plz post pic of karens tits

>>693901756
I feel accomplished. Thank you for showing them my song lol, goodnight Shed

>>693901756
Wait someone has to animate a vid to go along

File: 9.png (319 KB, 722x482) Image search: [Google]

319 KB, 722x482

>>693901756
HORY SHET!
Now you need to convince those two to start shitposting with us. They're more than welcome! No tits + timestamp necessary.

someone needs to archive this thread too for sure!

>>693901756
>>693902203
Yea, We are dying to know what Alice and Karen look like, Please Shed???

Shed here.
>>693901772
I'll ask her tomorrow when she's sober, but I wouldn't hold your breath. >>693901527
>>693902060
>>693902133
Go to sleep lads.

if you won't show us any pics of them at least show us something similar

>>693902358
STP here
I'll continue adding to the song when additional stories are added, its gonna be a never ending song

File: image.jpg (653 KB, 1200x800) Image search: [Google]

653 KB, 1200x800

>>693902415

No need for tits just her eyes.

>>693902561
fuck off with that shit we both know you ain't shed

File: image.jpg (4 KB, 216x47) Image search: [Google]

4 KB, 216x47

>>693902601

Yeah, sheds probably sleep. Or plowing Karen. Either way he's out

>>693902761
get out of here!

File: image.png (171 KB, 450x290) Image search: [Google]

171 KB, 450x290

>>693902646

>>693902885
my vote is plowing Karen

File: IMG_20160710_004417.jpg (8 KB, 264x103) Image search: [Google]

8 KB, 264x103

>>693902761
heres ur eye fggt

>>693902948
Someone save that for Shed.

File: 1467871834891.png (31 KB, 165x115) Image search: [Google]

31 KB, 165x115

>>693902948

Screencap lurker here, just got back, am surprised this's still going strong.

thread is archived now to preserve this shit

>>693903587
STP here
Could you possibly send that?
I wanna preserve Shed's Legacy

>>693903550
>>693903587
Came in at the end of the party.

Probably just you and me now.

>>693903807
>http://4lock.org/b/thread/34

>>693903887
Or maybe not.

>>693903912
Thanks man

>>693903887
Fug, looks like I just missed Shed.

Hope he's tapping 'dat for our sakes.

>>693903887
Other lurker here, wishing this thread would keep going

>>693902948
This shit makes me kek so hard. It looks like some Dan Brown conspiracy novel shit, but it's just a typo from some random 4chan incest thread.

>>693904155
Me too, but looks like we are gonna have to get shed later, hmm, anyone else have some incest stories? Real or fake doesn't matter

And for completion's sake here are the other two threads:
Part 2 (and Part 1 in screencaps) >http://4lock.org/b/thread/23
Part3 >http://4lock.org/b/thread/25

>>693904011
>>693904155
Looks like most of the major players are gone. Would be pretty hilarious if we still managed to max out a thread after shed left.

>>693904391
Major players?

>>693904391
would be pretty cool but i doubt it

>>693904391
Yea I think im the only major player left here
(STP guy)

>>693904502
hey i'm still here (OP)

>>693904481
Shed
Dropbox
Shitanon
Rey
STP Guy

>>693904579
Dropbox and STP still confirmed to be here

>>693904579
for the 3rd time I AM ray

>>Dropbox Guy

>>693904481
Shed, Shit, STP, OP, Archive, Memebro, etc.

>>693904579
I'm talking to Dropbox now (Rey and Dropbox are the same goy), he's definitely not left.

>>693904695
Archive guy reporting in

>>693904870
can confirm

>>ray

Wouldn't surprise me if she'd showed up again later though, the guy seems to hate sleep, and sex always ends quick when one partner is drunk.

>>693904308
>be me, 14
>my sister is 16
>be at home one night, dad is out
>sister is in bra and panties
>boner.jpg
>sitting on couch watching tv
>she says she's going to bed, goes to her room
>dad gets home
>dad and I fuck

>>693904945
see, goys like you are the reason we can't have nice things

goys like you are the reason we fear the Goyim.

anybody wanna share their favorite fictional incest pairings?

Someone should make a Discord server or something

>>693904945
Nice job anon. Got pics?

File: 1457486215297.jpg (45 KB, 624x644) Image search: [Google]

45 KB, 624x644

>>693904944
Heh. Yeah, what an outlandish occurrence that would be, anon.

idk how to use discord but i can make a skype group

STP guy here
I dont have an incest story, however, I do have a story of me peeping on my really hot cousin

>Be me, about 7 or 8
>I'm at my Grandma's house
>Super hot cousin taking shower in downstairs bathroom
(Let me note, my granma's house had one of those laundry drop chutes, and it was directly over downstairs bathroom shower, and also around this time I ran around naked half the time)
>Idea.jpg
>Go into closet where chute is
>Sit in closet and watch my cousin shower
>Get little 7-8 year old nub of a boner
>Grandma suddenly opens closet chute
>I panic and a bunch of towels drop down chute, on my cousin who screams
>I run past my grandma completely naked, little boner nub is noticeable
>tfw you know you could get in trouble, but also could blow it off as saying I was getting towel

>>693905269
>>693904944
Am I really the only person here who understands what just happened here?

>>693905200
Done nigger
https://discord(dot)gg/mrEC4

>>693905519
No.

Hope it's not trolling.

>>693905522
exlpain wat you done?

>>693905200
>>693905296
>>693905522
What exactly is the point of this new group? Shed Talk, as it were?>>693905522

>>693902961
the lucky /b/tard

>>693905714
and anything related to incest I guess

>>693906021
You're creating a private group to discuss incest, stories that are largely about underaged characters? That's a good way to end up on a watch list anon. You're a braver man than I.

>>693905262
No, daddy is sensitive about his size

>>693906427
kek

Man Shed is my god
I want to make an entire album dedicated to him now

>>693906680
Do it. Build him a fucking church.

>>693905269
Oh Jesus, this went straight over all their heads, didn't it?

>>693906842
Yes, it did.

>>693906680
>My god
>You don't notice when he posts again.
See
>>693906842
>>693905519

>>693906842
I think he may have overdone it a bit with the hooded and robed figure.
>>693906680
Like what, an album of his stuff?

>>693907228
Yea, a compilation of the best Shed stories in one song

>>693907394
*Album I meant to say

>>693897871
>You would have to be insane to meet with anyone form this site

You'd have to be insane to meet anyone from ANY site. In fact, you'd have to be insane to meet anyone outside your house. In fact, shit, you'd have to be insane to even open your door and step outside into the street. That's how insane it is according to that logic


You think this site is the only place where you'll meet furries, neo-Nazis, ex-convicts, SJWs, and all sorts of weirdos? Wrong. Think again. You're going to meet all kinds of people just being outside of your house. In fact, you've met some weird people already. You want weird? Go look into a mirror.

But no, you want to be in your little safe space. You want to keep all the weird people on the Internet, on the Internet. Instead of going outside and meeting girls, you want to just fap to creepshots. Instead of socializing and potentially making friends or getting contacts and networking, you're taking the piss on them here. If anyone's insane here, it's you, for not having the balls to meet people, whether from here or otherwise.

You have to be insane just to live and survive in this life. Learn to take some risks.

>>693907228
Hope he's still here.

>>693907541
Gr8 b8 m8, I'd r8 8/8

File: 1467007257802.jpg (126 KB, 1920x1080) Image search: [Google]

126 KB, 1920x1080

>>693907544
He's probably sitting somewhere with Column, Twitch, and LSA, all drinking tea and comparing notes, laughing at the peasants below.

>>693906680
Please do

I would pay money fo that shit

>>693907541
I'm fine with going out. I just don't feel like meeting the next Jeffrey Dahmer.

>>693908062
Does Shed strike you as the tea drinking type?

>>693908062
Who the fuck are those people? Incest thread lurkers?

>>693908568
Yeah, this is a continuation of a wincest thread that just ended. The whole shed thing comes from a writefag named shed who maxed out like 8 threads over the past 3 days from so many people reading and talking about his shit.

>>693908796
I know who Shed is. I've been on a couple of threads. Who are Column, LSA and Twitch?

STP, you still here m8? NIce singing

>>693909121
LSA- another greentext author. Shed says that LSA is a way better writer than him, and I'd say that he's easily on par.
Column- another greentext author, just as well known as Shed.
Twitch- the keeper and curator of the (in)famous wincest drive.
I have all their works as jpg. Want me to post any of them?

>>693909595
He's on the Discord chat.

>>693897340
>>693897449
No, it's legit. At night it's very easy to count to 10 on /b/. Done it several times.

You have to sage all your posts though.

>>693909595
STP Here
Thx man!

Plague anon bumping.

STP Bump

>>693909666
Rollin all the gets tonight, eh shed?

>>693909666
Please do

File: IMG_20160709_044359.jpg (66 KB, 489x750) Image search: [Google]

66 KB, 489x750

>>693909887
>>693909961
>>693909968
>>693910033
Why are you bumping if there's no new content being added?
>>693909961
And for that matter who the heck are you?

>>693909666
Yes please

OP bumping

>>693910224
Just a lurker, been here for awhile.

File: 1467855438563.png (2 MB, 5704x4264) Image search: [Google]

2 MB, 5704x4264

>>693910176
Here's LSA

File: 1467323376823.png (3 MB, 4964x9783) Image search: [Google]

3 MB, 4964x9783

>>693910477
Aaaaand column.

File: 1464931824180.jpg (79 KB, 500x667) Image search: [Google]

79 KB, 500x667

>>693910461
Okay, the name just doesn't seem familiar. Did you pick it up in one of Shed's threads or somewhere else?

>>693910883
Part of my main username I use for a lot of shit.

>>693910883
Think he picked it up at last night's shed storytime