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Oh shit! This bird's gonna stab you!

Roll to (possibly) avoid being shanked.
Only quads can kill it.

Odd Singles: Stabbed in the face.
Even Singles: Stabbed in the gut.
Dubs: Narrowly escape.
Trips: Escape without a mark.
Quads: You pull out a gun, and shoot the bird dead.
Quints+: The bird cuts your dick off.
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Rolling to escape nigger bird
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>>693886682
rolando
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>>693886682
ROLLL
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roll
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Fuck I got stabbed
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>>693888088
Oh I escaped
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>>693886682
ohhh shit roll for my lyfe
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>>693886682
Listen to this song while looking at OP's pic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlH15l0m7eI
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>>693886682
HALP!
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>>693886682
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>>693886682
roll
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>>693886682
I like my face
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>>693886682
Back off you dumb bird, look at my quads with fear in your eyes
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fuck this bird
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>>693889146
Get fucking decimated
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>>693886682
Fuck you bird
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>>693886682
rolling fir m'life.
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that no pickle pee
that no pump a rum
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>>693886682
i kill bird
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im dead
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>>693889987
YOU TRIED MAN

YOU TRIED
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heh...nothin personnel kid
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Get shit on NIGGER
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Rolling
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Fuk u birb
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>>693889997
Way to go tard
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>>693886682
Pls let me go
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FUCK YOU BIRD PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I FUCKING HATE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU SCUM YOU FUCKING FILTHY PIECE OF GODDAMN UGLY SHIT DIE DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOUUUU
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BYE BYE BIRDIE
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>>693890261
omg it looks so friendly,i want one
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Rollando Shooter
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Pls no
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here we go cunt
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>>693886682
Rolling cool guy
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Fuck off birdo
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Fuck that bird
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>>693886682

fucc
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what is this fucking pokemon go
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>>693886682
Rul awoy
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>>693886682
Man, Fuck this bird
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rollen
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>>693886682
plz no quints
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fuck off cucktards this bird is done
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Fuck that shit im out
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I hate nigger birds
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>>693886682
Oh shit, is that a bird iwth a knife ?
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>>693886682
roll
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>>693886682
Rolling
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>>693886682
Suck it, noggerbird
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>>693888088
you got stabbed fam
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>>693886682
rollex
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Why
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Fuck you brid!
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ITS TIME TO END THIS
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Fuckkkkkkkkk youuuuu biiirrrddddd!
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But I don't wanna kill him.
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Rollan
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>>693890914
At least I can patch up my gut. Rolling again to get even more fucked
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RIP Me
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>>693889818
re-rolling before i dies.
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>>693886682
Fuck you bird, ain't getting my ass today
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Im gonna fuck your dead carcass you shitstain
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oh shit!
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give me the life birdo fam
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>>693886682
No you don't you little feathered cunt
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aww shit nigga
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>>693887955
Checked.
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OH GOD I KNEW THE BOIDS WOULD COME FOR ME ONE DAY
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Raul
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cmon lets dodge!
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ROLLLLLLLL!
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Fucking dodge!
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>>693886682
bird ass bitch
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mrw I get dubs
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will I be the hero /b/ needs?
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rollerino
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>>693893111
that's what i thought fggt.
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Fuck off nigger bird
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>>693886682
I'd rather get odd singles than even singles
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>>693886682
Plz no kill bird
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I decide to get stabbed
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>>693886682
ok really i kill bird now.
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pls
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>>693893226
DUDE MEMES LMAO
summerfags I tell ya hwat
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>>693886682
roll
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>>693891125
It's you or him bro
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caw caw mothafucka
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>>693894233
>Rolling
Whewlad
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rolll
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shit dude
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>>693886682
Roll
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Rollerino
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They see me rolling
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This birb is unkillable D:
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Fuck this stupid pussy bird
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>>693886682
Wanna fight you feathery fuck?
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Sheit
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>>693895486
quads check em
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Stop chasing me bird, I already did your CS homework!
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>>693896666
Ayyyy
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>>693896666
OH SHIT NIGGER
RIP BIRDIE
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>>693886682
rollin'
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rollin boy
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>>693896666
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>>693896666
He did what no man dared to do
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rollerino
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>>693886682
fuck this bird
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>>693896666
very nice.
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>>693896666
Bird is kill
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oh no.
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Nope.

Hey, here's half the burger, Charlie. You didn't need to bring a knife, I have them cut it for us.

>not kidding. I have a crow that shares my lunch and I started having the deli cut my sandwiches in half at work so Charlie can have half my sandwich
>pretty awesome, if someone other than me parks in my spot, the crows shit all over their car
>I leave my windows open and they bring me stuff. If there's cash, they stuff it into my cat window and I get food for them the next day
>crows dive bomb everyone except me at work, they just kind of hang near me
>don't be a dick to crows and they'll be your best friends
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Rol
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Easy money
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Fuck mah cawk
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>>693886682
rollerrink
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help
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Rip
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bird's dead, dance thread
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Fuck off, cunt-bird
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>>693886910
trolll
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>>693886682
i will survive
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>>693886682
Rollerooni
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>>693886682
not today birdo
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>>693886682
i want to live
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a
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Welp, there goes muh dick
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fuck bird
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>>693886682
fuck off nig
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>>693886682
Why not
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>>693886682
roll
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>>693886682
Fuck off crow
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>>693886682
fuck! go away!
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Where'd you get that knife, bird?
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Stab me, please
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