Hello /b/! What are your favorite kinds of pie?
Cream Pie
>>693885181
Nice warm-hot apple pie with ice cream
>>693885181
Poontang
Peach
>>693885181
Pewdie Pie
And now we wait.
>>693885401
What kind of creampie?
>>693885489
That sounds wonderful! Is the ice cream on the side or on top of the pie?
>>693885517
My word, that's not pie!
>>693885560
That sounds delicious
>>693885609
What's a Pewdie Pie?
>>693885489
cinnamon pumpkin pie
My 8" bull cock splitting open your naughty mommy pussy while you beg for me to cum inside
pie
>>693885704
On the side :D
>>693885181
Do non-dessert pies count? If so, shepard's pie!
>>693885181
i like applejack's pie
>>693885181
fresh apple-cinnamon pie, it's kind of a boring answer but not many others do it for me
>>693885780
Do you know where I can get pumpkin?
>>693885855
Um, I don't know how to respond to that, my child.
>>693885960
Sounds wonderful, my child!
>>693885981
Oo, what's a shepard's pie?
>>693886056
Who's Applejack?
wrong website, Toriel
here you go :)
www.tumblr.com
>>693886327
No, Anon, I am sure this is the right website!
how hot am I?
>>693885181
>you're a horrible person
>your parents should be ashamed of you
>you're pointless
>repulsive
>and you'll die alone
>key lime
Niggers tongue my anus pie
Poop penis butt fart pie xDDDDDD
>>693886652
I'm going to be brutally honest, Mr Eggman, but you look like a creature from a horrible lab accident.
>>693886732
Anon, why would you say such things?
>>693886928
>>693887007
...why...
>>693885181
cherry pie.
Post the goddam porn already
>>693885181
The sex joke pie
>>693887411
I found the song that goes perfectly with that kind of pie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjyZKfdwlng
>>693887589
Silly anon! Why would I post pornography here? You know, I think you might deserve a punishment, my child~
>>693885181
Porsche pie!
>>693885181
Can I milk you? I need milk for my pie.
>>693887206
Because it's true, and key lime pie is king of all baked goods.
If i were in a room with you, Hitler, and Micheal Bay and i had a gun with two bullets. I'd shoot you twice.
I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
You're a faggot if you don't like key lime pie.
Pecan pie is lit
>>693887755
Sex jokes? In pie?
>>693887958
What's that?
>>693887996
Milk me? How? Haha, you're being silly aren't you?
>>693888000
My word, who taught you all these negative things to say?
>>693888226
Lit?
Chocolate cream pie, bitches.
Also, pumpkin pie. Those are the top two.
Pretty much any fruit pie is a close runner-up, though.
Pecan pie can go die in a fire.
>>693888000
Those dub trips. Checked.
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga I'm 100% Nigga
>>693885181
As a southern boy , I have always been fond of chess pie
>>693888416
Lit, It means the pie is great
>>693885704
>poontang isn't pie
Of course it is. Why don't you let me try a piece of yours?
>>693888416
There's more where that came from. Now bend over so I can get my milk and then I'll be on my way.
I want Pie Flavor Pie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EWWL3niBWY
UNDERTALE ROLE PLAYER DETECTED.
THIS THREAD IS NOW HERESY.
ABANDON THREAD NOW OR FACE EXTERMINATUS
>>693888477
I haven't tried chocolate creampie, is it good?
>>693888563
Trips? Did they trip on some snow?
>>693888583
nigga?
>>693888723
That's good!
>>693888874
Oh! That's good, I thought that meant that it was on fire.
>>693888917
How would I do that if I haven't baked it yet?
>>693888950
Oh my god where'd you get that picture of me??
>>693889145
Haha, funny!
>>693889281
Heresy?
how do you feel about communism?
Not a good choice for a character if you plan on making these kinds of threads, op
also, chocolate
>>693889281
Warhammer lore is awful and there are far worse threads
Like the fluffy ones
>>693889381
CORRECT, HERESY!
UNDERTALE ROLEPLAYERS HAVE BEEN DETERMINED TO BE AN ABBERANT MUTATION OF HUMANITY AND MUST BE PURGED.
>>693889381
Stop acting dumb.You always act that way about everything.
>>693885181
I guess the point of that fight in the beginning was to accidently kill her and force you to reload? I accidently killed her went about my way anyway.
Wierd game.
>>693889558
YOU DARE TO DEFY THE EDICTS OF THE GOD EMPEROR YOU HERETICAL FILTH?!
>>693889419
Communism is not my sort of thing, Mr Cuba.
>>693889504
Chocolate pie is my child's favorite!
>>693889836
How is this heresy?
>>693889895
I'm not acting, I need to know where you got those photos, Anon!
>>693889922
Good game but autism on both sides
>>693890007
STAY YOUR MOUTH XENOS SCUM.
HUMANITY HAS CRINGED AT YOUR KIND FAR TOO LONG.
Tori can you make a apple pie you nigger
>>693889976
Yes because you're bad at this. Most of the other guys talk normally after the initial heresy shit. Some are pretty chill one they talk and draw their own shit
>>693888416
Undertale autists are the wrost. Admit it's the best pie.
>>693890440
You forget about homestuck sonic and smash autists
>>693890153
Oh god, did Asgore post that one?? I told him to keep it to hi- Oh I mean, um, where'd you find that one?
>>693890237
Xenos? I do believe you have the wrong lady?
>>693890287
I can't make that pie for you, you used an extremely offensive word. Now go to your room anon.
>>693890318
I am a normal /b/tard.
Also pretty chill, but I saw the raid they did on the undertale roleplayers.
It was very cringy.
>>693890007
The evidence speaks for itself. You used to enjoy exposing yourself.
>>693886182
i heard theyre available at the tem shop. if youre willing to go that far...
>>693890663
Nah.
>>693890874
Here's some gore, go back to your erp.
niggar isn't an offensive word tori, no make me a motherfucking apple pie you bitch
>>693890883
Let's be honest. The actual faggots make up a small but annoying minority. People hear can be just as bad
>>693890892
Oh, I'd never do that! I'm just a regular mother, Anon!
>>693890899
Oh, I'll try to go there sometime.
>>693891020
Oh god why would you post that?
I have to admit, im such a fucking slut for Undertale, i love that fucking game, but this roleplaying faggots really makes me want to commit sudoku, it is fucking cringey mate, that's why the community is fucking garbage.
>>693890950
>Do I look cuckable?
He is the definition of a fucking cuck
You already asked us that.
Don't worry, though, I'll make a poll.
Can we fuck already
I know what you do to frisk toriel
>>693891817
manhattan
what are you doing here
>>693891474
Well anyway how's that pie you promised earlier, is it ready to eat?
you disappoint Mussolini
>>693891474
I will keep posting it too.
Until your gone.
>>693891617
Spongebob squarenuts
>>693891405
My gosh!
>>693891817
I know, but I wanted to ask again for more answers.
>>693891854
Ask again later tonight, please.
>>693891864
How do you keep finding these?
>>693891876
>>693891982
Oh my god I'd never do that to the child!
>>693892116
Um, I promised a pie..?
>>693892345
Oh my god, no!
>>693891261
True, but we already have traps, furrys, fluffy abusers, cucks, and monster grill fanbases here.
The last thing we need is this cancer.
>>693892383
Oh later tonight ey? ~
>>693891474
The guy who died was a pedophile and there was a war on vietnam on that moment so they couldn't make a law statement
>>693892009
Because your mother's fat!
>>693892383
Here, Toriel, use this poll that I just made to get more insight on the pie question.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10710508
>>693892587
Um, yes!
>>693892383
Yes toriel, yes.
Leave.
>>693892383
If you'd never do this stuff to the child why do i have pictures of you doing it
>>693892345
That's retarded
>>693892569
This place is cancer.
>>693892694
you just insulted me.
-meowbot
>>693891817
Blue
What are you doing here
>>693892670
Oh, well that's good I think!
>>693892694
Thank you very much!
>>693892732
OH NO HOW DO I DELETE THAT PICTURE
>>693892735
I'm not leaving.
>>693892750
It's an actor?
Did you say pie or eye?
If you said pie, then Chocolate Cream Pie.
If you said eye, I've eaten out a "chocolate eye" ',;^)
P.S.: This is a PewDie Pie
>>693892985
No, its you tori
>>693892850
You fucking...
...dumb idiot, is what you are. Yeah.
You look like, if someone looked like, they had a dog, and the dog, that's you, shit in its ears, but the shit is you, and then there was a cat. The cat's a faggot, and, fucking, you're a fuck.
...because fuck you.
...
How have you been?
>>693892985
No problem.
Also because of your pic I have to post a very funny pic, one moment,,,
>>693892985
Can't delete it now =)
>>693892954
Goddamn, the name's either "Jon" or "Dr. Manhattan", you're not Piper from Fallout 4, don't call me "Blue."
>>693893182
Haha it's funny because Superman make funny face :^)
>>693893182
i'm fine
-meowbot
>>693893178
How do you know that?
>>693893182
Okay, take your time.
>>693893270
Oh nooooo!
>>693893422
Because im the one who took these pictures tori
MATTY HERE! I MUST SAY TORI YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE ALL OF MY FANS ARE! SWAG
>>693893422
So, how we gonna do this;)
>>693893364
>>693893417
Oh my gosh, how do you guys keep finding mysecret photos I sent to Sans? NO, HE SENT THEM TO YOU???
>>693893470
You did??
>>693893646
Kill yourself. Even I have no tolerance for you.
>>693893658
I'll think about it.
Didn't know this became a cringe thread.
>>693893854
Alright Tori!
>>693893854
Yes, i did
>>693893854
Why do people ship tori with sans its cancer. Also ill take a snail pie
>>693893994
>mfw Undertale has a bad end
>mfw I can just erase or manipulate all the bad end timelines so that only good end timelines will be left in existence
>>693893182
Okay, fine, just feels natural for me to call you that, mahattan
So what are you doing here?
Spider is best
Peanut butter pie with chocolate frosting and whipped cream
>>693894134
Shitposting.
What else am I going to do until Wednesday?
...
>waits to be asked what happens on Wednesday
>>693894192
Toriel is better than that spider
>>693894192
That's a weird way of spelling Toriel.
>>693894279
What happens on Wednesday?
>>693894119
When the game thinks it has power over you at the end of genocide run then you just open up that app data and clear it. Also some other file you have to make I think
>>693894088
I sent them to Asgore too so maybe it was him in retaliation for leaving his dumb ass?
>>693894113
You did? My word, please don't post the pictures then, I don't want to look like Alphys's hentais.
>>693894279
What happens on Tuesday?
Toriel! I have a question!
What's your opinion on Ice Cream with pie?
>Pic kinda related
>>693894490
Say tori, while you're thinking, what cup size you rocking
>>693894119
hey manhattan
i found this
-meowbot
>>693894490
Maybe, how are things with frisk, still let him fuck you every night?
>>693894279
I'd expect to see you in a Reimu thread, if one is made
>>693894604
I haven't tried it.
>>693894678
I have a set of medium sized glasses for drinking.
>>693894816
I haven't had sex with the child.
>>693894490
Thanks for the pie also I dont ship you with sans the only bones I like is asgore boning you... or your dead son..
>>693894965
Tori, by cup sizes I mean how big are your beautiful breasts
>>693894490
I'm not interested in your milk anymore, my pie is done. It's pumpkin.
>>693894965
Tori we just went over this and you admitted that you do and sent pictures to asgore
>>693895125
I don't think she has any chickens
>>693894386
Another issue of DC Universe Rebirth comic book comes out.
Gotta' find out if I finally make my appearence in it. Paused my sense of precognition because I don't want spoilers.
>>693894538
I fuck your sister
>>693894712
>thick thighs
The high-test meme strikes again
>>693894847
I've also posted in HIJAK (Whatever it's called, the ironically-edgy puppetmaster version of Wojak) threads in /r9k/. My dialogue fits it well, because in the movie, I told my girlfriend something like that when I was going to let everyone on Earth die in nuclear war!
...
But, seriously, someone call me a newfag. I have the perfect reaction.
>>693895269
Newfag
>>693895226
Who the fuck made that and why. 0/10 would ever even think about fapping
>>693895374
Thanks
>>693895269
I dont have a sister
>>693895125
My breast size will not be revealed here.
>>693895085
Asriel? I-I'd never have sex with him!
>>693895226
Okay, maybe one or two pictures, but nothing else, I swear.
>>693895525
D-Do you w-want one, Anon?
I can be your b-big sister!
>>693895644
Well I guess I'll find out while I fuck you
>>693885181
Pie with warm clown poop on it.
>>693888917
Smooth AF anon
>>693895644
Hey Toriel, want some sauce on the king himself? Maybe you could blackmail him.
>>693895644
Fuck it ill bite
Can I guess? At least a D cup
>>693895769
How do you know I just won't tease you about sex forever?
>>693895947
Ew
>>693895470
No problem, Manhattan
>>693895746
But, seriously.
Let's take a look at what the poll, with 6 votes, has to say!
The results are on this card...
>>693895644
Just admit it tori, frisk fucks you daily and you love it
>>693895644
You gay or something your sons fucking hot in his edgy form.
>>693896132
And it says...
>>693896215
"Check 'em."
>>693896038
Because if you do everyone will destroy this thread
>>693896215
Fucking read it, or do you have the English skills of a 1st Grader on speed?
>>693896335
Shit, off by one.
>>693896335
SHIT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER WHY WOULD YOU DECIEVE MEEEEEEEE
>>693896031
Someone say King?
>>693896031
Oh yes, then I'll get him to stop posting these private photos of me.
>>693896036
Close.
>>693896178
I don't fuck my child, Anon.
>>693896204
Edgy form?
>>693896406
Really now?
>>693896335
Never mind, I have slow internet.
>>693896524
TREAD, ATTACK
>>693896524
DD Cups
Do I win a prize if i guess right?
>>693896524
Yea. Edgy. As in has the power to destroy humanity edgy. Also the power to destroy goat milf poon
are you getting sick of this?
>>693896756
Noooo, please don't!
/thread
>>693896850
Now admit your a slut and fuck everyone in this thread
>>693896826
Correct, you get a free favor!
>>693896833
Poon?
>>693897212
Would you like some pie, Toriel?
>>693897210
Hold on, what if someone doesn't want to be fucked?
>>693897440
Then, I guess you're fucked.
>>693897440
Then they just don't
>>693897210
Um, I-I might be a little s-slutty, Anon, but I'm not having sex with everyone here!
>>693897417
Sure, other me!
>>693897212
Vagina. also have you ever made cheese out of your own milk and was it good.
>>693897591
Ok, it's either me or everyone
>>693897591
It's made of [spoiler]Sugar, Spice, and evrything nice[/spoiler]
>>693897557
>>693897562
The hell is this conflicting information?
Anyway, that card I read wasn't the real one, just let read it off the ground, here...
>>693897876
New to /b/ anon?
>>693897591
>that picture
Its like Toby knew what was going to happen to poor goat mom before the game was even finished
>>69389212
Too tired to think of anything. Anyone want something? Big Blue?
>>693897927
Yes, here are the real poll results.
...
"You will become a voluptuous cutie."
Now what the ass does that mean?
>>693897995
Maybe
>>693894192
This guy gets it.
Magpie
>>693897681
I have not made cheese.
>>693897706
I'll think about it I suppose
>>693897876
So it's a Powerpuff Pie?
>>693898096
Wait a minute...
>>693898068
Yes, Anon. I want you to feed from my glowing nipples!
>>693898096
It's the secret to getting dubs like these.
>>693898216
Ask the busty goat that it's her favor
>>693898216
CUUUUNT I'M BEING TAKEN AWAY AGAIN SOMEONE HELP
>>693898259
Sorry, I meant like THESE dubs
>>693898139
Thatd fucking make me shit my pants and jizz my pants at the same time
>>693898497
Fuck it. I dident want dubs anyway.
>in b4 a determination joke
>>693898139
This would be much better with a better face
>>693885181
your pie
>>693898187
"I'll think about it"
Just say yes
>>693898689
True.
>>693885181
What's your opinion on Temmies? Also, I would like some pumpkin pie.
>>693885526
Oh golly
>>693898139
>>693898139
I like the wat you think
>>693898759
Butterscotch cinnamon is my pie.
>>693898762
Why should I? What would you like to do to me if I said yes?
>>693898898
Temmies are peculiar.
>>693899095
I'll never understand this fetish for oversized, puffy assholes.
Well... I like the fish...
>>693895644
dude this art is actually good tho
>>693894192
>>693898139
>>693899095
>>693899100
That spider lagged my PC...
>>693899226
Fuck me duh
>>693899466
All fetishes are wierd
Dont think about it.
Also what is busty goat' fetish
>>693899645
But what sorts of things would you do during sex, anon?
>>693899747
She probably secretly adds her own milk to all the pies she bakes for people. Then gets off to them eating it.
>>693899969
Well I stick my dick in your vagina and I fuck you
>>693899519
id hit it
>>693900112
Who told you that rumor?
>>693900184
Oh, then I won't do it. That sounds like the most unsatisfying sex ever since nothing interesting is happening
>>693886652
you're so hot yer already half boiled
>>693899969
goat mom pls
>>693900400
Well you asked what I do, not HOW im gonna do it
>>693892694
> no key lime
Apple it is.
>>693900622
Goat mom yes.
>>693900633
When I asked what you'd do, I meant what you'd do to pleasure me other than just fuck me right in the pussy
>>693899642
Are youon a toaster
>>693889558
>>693885181
>>693889281
>>693901084
Maybe?
>>693901063
Well, I'll suck your nipples, maybe finger you, make out a little, some roleplay also, try some anal ,what you have in mind?
Bump for more r34
>>693901063
i could've sworn i killed you
>>693901446
Rejected, next!
>>693901536
You did?
>>693901063
Yeah but... Wheres my pie?
>>693901833
yeah i remember something about you hating me and mass murder
>>693893646
>>693886457
That file name
>>693901870
You get none.
>>693902156
I don't remember any of this.
this thread will die soon
>>693903412
Probably. I dont have enough porn to keep it afloat
>>693903565
Post hot goatbro
>>693903691
I dont have goatbro. Its mainly spider a little busty goat milf and killer ghost
Can someone make a separated r34 thread? So people can dump some more images.
>>693885181
cherry :-DD
>>693903098
>>693885181
Just when you thought you the trash board was contained
goodnight thread
y'all mufuggin white boys need to stop this gay shit or ima fuck all u up straight nigga
Pie-flavored!
apple
8/8 would browse her bake sale
I'm not a fan of pie.
>>693905597
Got anymore? I need more of that spider.
god dammit when i thought this thread was gonna die
>>693885181
fuck you
POLICE!!!
END OF THE LINE OLD LADY WHERE THE FUCK IS THE KID?
>>693905848
What? I'm confused. I was just baking a pie for my children and I cum back to find the police.
>>693906179
Maybe Frisk forgot to ask his parents if he could live with you.
>>693906179
SHOW US YOUR FUCKING HANDS!!
ON THE GROUND NOW!!!
YOU'RE UNDER ARRESTD FOR THE KIDNAPPING AND MURDER OF 8 KIDS!
>>693906179
fuck you
>>693906597
Her ex-husband killed them!
>>693906179
fuck you