>>693884762
Did you hear about that nigger that shot all the police officers?

>>693884877
Kek lmao

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>>693884762
Getting a second one going

>>693884762
911 is already dubs retard

My ass itches, can you lend me a sharpie?

Will you please bite the tip of my penis off while screaming "JERRY WANTS THE DICKS" as loud as you can?

>>693885200
it's dubs, send it to her

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>>693885180
From what land doth thou hail, m'lady?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>693885206
reroll

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>>693885200

>>693884762
how floppy is yr cunt

>>693885180
>>693884762
Will you go nigger hunting with me?

I couldn't afford the amount of paper it would take to list all of your shortcomings, so instead I will just say goodbye.
Peace

>>693885789
Anyway, you should come by and watch a movie. I just rented Birth of a Nation.

Listen. This is what's going to happen. You're going to send me a picture of your tits. I'm going to masturbate furiously to it. You're going to send me messages saying things like "Who's a good boy" and "Did little Timmy make a mess again?". You get the gist, pretend that you're my mother. Then I'm going to send you a picture of my erect penis. I want you to laugh and tell me how small it is. Then I want you to undress completely, and send me a video of you eating a bowl of noodles, no hands allowed. When you've eaten at least 20 noodles, I want you to take one and force it into your anus and then pull it out, and floss your teeth with it whilst saying "9/10 dentists reccomend tapeworm". You have 20 minutes.

>>693886132
Roll

>>693886132
screw what i was gonna say, bumping for this gold

>>693886132
roll

>>693886132
bamp

>>693886132
>>693886227
>>693886262
SAMEFAG

>>693886132
roll for this

>>693885789
Lol. Sorry. Sent to the wrong person.

>>693886355
win

>>693886311
And now we wait for her answer

>>693886355
>>693886311
two dubs for this one, op

Are you a biological female?

>>693884762
fuck me if im wrong but do you have a boyfriend?

Name of the app?

>>693886526
Wut do then? I sent it

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>>693886647
for penis pic send this one but remove watermark

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>>693885789
>>693886355
Do it

>>693886792
You can't send your own images on tinder lol

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>>693886832
Now we wait

>>693886647
Find another tinder slut and ask her if she wants to see your fedora collection.

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>>693886132
Lolololol

Random topic (xD haha so random): i'm reeeaaaally into anime girlss...... Expecially young ones :33 they make my peepee soo harrd ahaha lol hope it doesn't bother u uwu

>>693887320
[Rolling for you to do what she says]

>>693887320
Fuck, shes smart.
Just send a sharpie in ass pic with your erected dick, the tell her to do the same

>>693887320
say you will but only if she does

>>693887432
Roll

>>693887432
This.

Jesus fuckin christ thats brutal cunt

>>693887432
Reroll

>>693887432
roll

>>693887320
Find a pic on the internet, write that you love beastiality in a message, and ask her to do the same

>>693887432
Quads and I do it. No regrets

>>693887432
This must be done

>>693887432
Rollin

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>>693887432
rollerino

>>693887871
Fuck you, just trips

>>693887891
And roll

>>693887320
hey anon. I think you found tru wuv

>>693887871
>Dubs 420 911 69 chooses
No changing the rules faggot.
Roll for >>693887432

>>693887981
I do not shove marker in my ass for mere trips

>>693887432
roll

>>693888136
Yeah what I say not what I do faggot

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>>693887432
roll

I want to shove my tongue up that cunt

>>693888233
here we go

>>693888233
Winrar

>>693887432
reroll, dubs make the rules, not you >>693888169

>>693888233
Now I gotta say it

>>693888284
>>693888413
Typical faggot OP

>>693888501
How do I send pics on tinder

Roll for what she sais OP

Sorry, can we start over? Cool, what is your opinion on the assasination of franz ferarri?

Time to decide what kind of OP you want to be, OP

>>693888730
Once I find out how to send a picture on tinder I'll come through

>>693887320
kek, she's a keeper

OP being a typical OP

>>693889000
Check'd

>>693888922
Somebody help OP out, I have no idea how to use Tinder

>>693889000
Nice trips

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>>693888619
>>693888922
Fuck this shit, I'm out.

>>693888619
>>693888922
>>693889120
Just upload to imgur and send her the link.

>>693888619
get her number or snapchat

OP is gone, abandon thread

>>693888233
Looking forward to OP's pics

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>>693889859
https://m.imgur.com/LSsG55W

I'm no faggot today

OP is probably trying to find a Sharpie

>>693889969
>https://m.imgur.com/LSsG55W

TOPKEK OP

you do you....

Would you care if your dad jerked off while thinking about you naked?

>>693889969
You sir are a staunchly heterosexual OP

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>>693889969
>https://m.imgur.com/LSsG55W

KEK

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>>693889969

>>693890285
She said she's dissatisfied. What next

>>693887320
say you want a pic of her tits and also if you can use a mask the mask from scream.

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>>693889969

+61412878067
0412878067 post replies

>>693890432
Bitch if you think you can do better let's see your sharpie pic

>>693890432
Tell her that so far is the healthiest relationship you've ever been in and ask her what else you can do to dissatisfy her.

>>693890592
this

>>693890666
trip

>>693890666
witnessed

>>693890592
Do it

>>693884762
I've got the noodles Melissa, lets do this

>>693890666
Heil satan

>>693890666
Oh, that's so good. I love this thread

>>693890666
Satan you bad boi... Do it OP

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>>693889969

>>693890721
I feel the need to do something extra for trips. Requests? Nothing involving my ass again lmfao

>>693888233

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>>693889969
Today OP was not a faggot.

>>693887432
DO EEET!

>>693888169
do et

>>693891857
Late Lol

What I would give to plumb your dusky nethers, mademoiselle.

>>693887432
ROLL

If I find out where you live, can I keep you forever?

>>693892223
He already did you fucking autist

>>693891771
Well, I mean he shoved a sharpie up his ass.

>>693892313
It's only gay if it's a dick...

>>693892381
And you make eye contact with the guy.

>>693892436
And the balls touch.

>>693891605
Waiting for her response.

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>>693892313
Well... I mean yeah

>>693892381
>>693892436
>>693892566
Its never gay, as long as you say no homo right after. I just finished sucking off my friend cuz he went clubbing but didnt get any play, swallowed the cum too. But as I was wiping my mouth we both looked at eachother and said no homo, so were not gay at all really.

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>>693892627
That might be a wrap m8's. Glad I could deliver

>>693892916
classic

>>693884762
Dubby dubs dubs

Round of applause for OP for not being such a fag today

>>693884762
What about the other girl you matched with?

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>>693893343
This OP is a true legend

>>693893207
what about melissa, the first girl?

>>693884762
Say "I'd think we'd make great sexual partners plus once I accendently had sex with my pupper

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>>693893343
Someone screencap this thread! It's hilarious

Tell Melissa that you want her to pound your bum with a strap-on.

>>693893943
reroll

>>693893943
>>693894066
That was quick

Send the other girl the image of the sharpie and tell her that you are ready

OP has left us, abort thread.

OP will always have a special place in our hearts, just how that sharpie will always have a special palce in his bum

>>693893582
She never replied to the other message lmao

>>693893943
I'll say it but idk if she'll respond. She never did to the other message

>>693895122
dubs means she will

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What to say/send to my girlfriend

Nudes

>>693895499
Winrar

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