fap

Write the great American novel.

>>693884356
With what exacty? your feces?

bite my wrists

>edge lord has arrived

>>693884063
live

>>693884063
Is there a light? How do we know that there is no escape? How do we know we can't die?

Cant die? Well keep punching the wall then dig man

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>>693884063
post bananas

>>693884732
There is a single light that can be turned on or off. You'll exhaust all possibilities until you realise there is no escape. After your failed suicide attempt.

>>693885027
if there's a light there's electricity, that should be enough to kill your self right?

try out that meditating thing I hear has great reception

>>693884206
the only answer

>>693885391
You cannot die under any circumstance

>>693884063

I suppose I'd try to prove mathematical theorems.

For example 5 and 7 are prime numbers that are two apart. Are there an infinite number of these?

Should keep me busy for a while.

>>693885454
>>693884206
Until you realise you will fap so much that you'll eventually be drowning endlessly in your own cum.

>>693885628
not if I eat it

Op here, I always thought id shut out the light and stare into the abyss. Eventually id lose my mind and create an alternate universe of my choosing within my own head

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If I cant die then build a chess set or some shit out of useless parts of my body

>>693885695
You'd then shit/piss it out and keep adding to the cum, shit and piss filled room

>>693885695
this

>>693885511

checked

try and dig my way out i guess

get into lucid dreaming
hopefully i get so good at it is seem i just go to the room when i sleep

>>693885695

>>693885628
you'd be drowning in ur feces and urine anyway. besides, cum will likely dty out and turn crusty/moldy before u drown in it.

>>693886027
so basically the room will eventually fill with shit piss, and cum because the law of conservation of matter does not apply. Got it.

>>693884541
In my head.

If you have cum all over your room and the bacteria and atoms from your body, theoretically with eternity to wait wouldn't life eventually spawn? I'd wait for that and rule as a god of my room.

>>693886007
Your brain and your dick?

>>693885628
i'm ok with this.

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>>693886329
Eventually the sheer pressure from all the shit piss and come becomes too much for the room to bear and it bursts and I escape!!!!!

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>>693884063
>>693884206

>>693886192
I've been getting great at lucid dreaming. Someone said something about looking at your hands, and that's how I know it's happening. Shit looks weird and I know/knew from there just do whatever you want.

Probably live in an endless anxiety attack.
And cry a lot.

>>693884063

Pick random numbers in my head until I get trips and quads

>>693884063
Everything and anything possible. Given an eternity, thats the outcome.

>>693886724
this guy gets it

Go crazy until I die

id stop being a god damned jew and be released

>>693886724
Except escape of course.

>>693884063
Think

>>693884063
So basicly as i live now? Never leave my room? Too pussy to kill self. No goddamn difference.

Are all sides of the room white?
Are we inside the room with any supplies?

>>693884063
Meditate

>>693887065
No they are black, they steal your shit.

I would just go to sleep

>>693887065
Yes and no.

>>693884063
WTF OP is not a room is a box fag

>>693887176
kek

But, if you manage to build a door would the rules still apply being no longer a doorless room?

fap

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>>693885027
I'd flip that switch off, mediate and free myself of the bonds of my flesh and travel via my mind. I can do this now so no worries.

We already live in a eternal abyss we cannot escape from, its called 4chan

>>693886329
They know not.

>>693884063
Sing

fap, eat my own poop, exercise, drink my pee, collect skin that falls off

>>693884063
Slowly go into madness, masturbating till my dick is destroyed and trying to claw my way out. Do I have to shit in the corner? Do I eat?

>>693887247
>you are OP
Are they solid walls or the kinds in mental instutuions to prevent from any self imposed injury.

>>693887463
Wtf your nipples could be used as drills to escape the room

>>693887363
>There is absolutely no escape
Glad you can read.

>>693887363
build a door with cum? Made by hardened cum? Out if cum?

Learn how to whistle like R2-D2. I bet that room has great acoustics.

1 trillion bottles of beers on the wall, 1 trillion bottles of beer.
Take it down, pass it around
And so on

>>693886626
cause apparently you have superman level physical resistence

My brain will decay until my cells can barely think therefore I turn into a nigger.
-NillingKiggers

>>693884063
Damn, anon. For some reason this really spooks me. Its like being buried alive, but there's no escape.

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>>693886626
>and come

>>693887702
You cannot die

>>693887559
fucking keke

>>693887702
You do, you can't die remember

>>693884063
I know the answer to this!
Cut the table in half and then put it back together to make a hole. Walk out of said hole. Ez

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>>693886972
no, given an infinite amount of time, anything and EVERYTHING will happen

>>693887538
Solid walls. No padding, just pure stone. Any more questions?

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>>693887559
damn straight

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>>693884063
I hope theres at least acid

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lynch-factory

>>693888015
Except escape. As per the stipulations of the room. Learn to read faggot

>>693888163
So you would suffocate? Or are there vents?

I would rub my dick on the wall and make it my bitch for all eternity

Train.

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>>693888015
infinite amount of time, the everything will break down, even the rules and laws of physics, if its truly infinite then escape is a possibility if not then its just finite

>>693888694
Airplane

This is retarded

>>693888588
You breath as you do normally. No vents.

>>693888588
can't die so you would suffocate forever

>>693884063
It's haplening

>>693888843
Sorry. That's right. you cannot die.

>>693888888
.

I would grow my fingernails into formidable weapons, which I would then use to remove my eyes, ears, nose, tongue, etc. I would remove 3 of my limbs then use my teeth for the 4th one.

When I am finished I would effectively have no senses left and be trapped in my mind for an eternity of blissful dreaming.

There's always more people trying to find some loophole or excuse than actually answering the question.

What I would do is cry because of how much I miss my cat Muffin. I love you, Muffin.

>>693888789
Thanks for being hear...

Howd I get in the room? If theres no exit then theres no entrance.

>>693888163
Solid stone walls, no sand no escape for eternity.
Assuming we don't need to fulfill our basic needs of food and water since we're here indefinitely, the question goes do our hair and nails still grow?

>>693884063

Look for cracks in the concrete and start to slowly dig myself out.

Barring that I'd probably just sit there and go fuckin nuts.

>>693889176
Sealed you up after the date rape.

>>693884063
>What will you do with your time?

Once I figured out what was up, I'd realize I was dreaming and just wake up. Been able to willfully wake up from dreams since I was a teenager.

>>693884063
I'll get in the best shape of my life / work out forever

This I will not do in RL though

>>693889209
Yes they do continue to grow. And your body does not have any decomposition. You enter the room as you are now. No aging.

>>693889336
This is no dream.

>>693889401
>This is no dream

Is too.

>>693889399
What about pooping?

>>693889474
is not

>>693889474
Wake up and get out of here then.

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Tell Maggie how much i love her. Ill never see her again as it is.

>>693889495
Bodily function remain as normal but as you're not eating you will have no need to shit. Unless you decide to eat yourself or your own cum.

Draw on the walls with my own blood

>>693889554
>Wake up and get out of here then

Good idea. Time to head out to the club anyway.

Bye.

This sounds like heaven. Master the art of lucid dreaming and let loose.

>Be me
>Stuck in room for all eternity
>Begin hatching escape plan
>Start masturbating furiously,
>gradually cum fills room
>I can not die so I continue until my mass of semen completely fills this room that will never break
>continue adding more mass to room increasing pressure
>with more pressure comes heat
>in time my room contains so much mass and heat
>A star is born
>The star does not consume my flesh but quickly consumes fuel in room
>The star collapses inward breaking the laws of the universe creating a Singularity
>I am drawn in whole for my body refuses die
>Journey through space and time, witness unending wonders
>Journey ends, I am back in the room
>begin again

>>693889636
In that logic you wouldn't cum.

>>693889666
Satan confirmed

>>693889299
If an entrance was sealed with concrete, then it cant be very thick and therefore after many years it will slightly crack and can easily be slowly crumbled by repeatedly hitting it with the bone exposed after chewing off your arm, and then you can escape.

>>693889666
>666
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>>693889399
If we exercise can we enhance fitness?

>hair and nails continue to grow
Not sure about how you could use your hair to paint with your own blood when there sin't anything you could attach them too but surely you could grow and bite/break off enough nails as primitive tools for etching onto available wall space.

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figure out that i am in the room right now and that this is all made up and my mind telling me in a dream that im in the hole, everyone here is just your own mind trying to escape the reality of the hole!

>>693889679
>club
Goodbye

>>693889399

Hold on, if they continue to grow, and nothing can escape the walls, eventually the fingernails and whatnot will be enough to create a black hole because of how dense the room will be.

So, like 4chan but with no faggots?
i'm fine then, kek

>>693889769
Nope

jerk off and do exercise

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>>693889746
i love you

Catch up on my sleep

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>>693889746
forgot pic

>>693884063
Is there wi-fi?

>>693884063
could you have a phone?

Lean to meditate myself into some type of France state.

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>>693889983
better pic

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>>693884063
Turn off the light and let insanity take me far away from the room...

the idea of this makes me extremely uncomfortable

Not OP but I think that behind the concrete should be 10 inches of reinforced steel, to prevent all the newfags who think they can escape.

That being said, I would carve a small, 2" deep hole in the concrete and use it as a pocket pussy.

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>>693884063
cut my arm in half, two halves make a whole and I jump through it.

>>693890295
>absolutely no escape
retard

>>693889746
10/10 more please

>>693890438
>think they can escape.
learn to read
>retard

>>693884063
fap

>>693890338
what would you use to cut your arm in half?

>>693890562
Yeah. Exactly. There is no thinking of it. Lern2reed

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Continue to ask the gods of the MUD to let me out. ask for at least a torch so I don't get killed by a Grue.

>>693890615
my dick.

>>693890562
>Thinking
Doesn't apply.

>>693889746
Please screencap this.

>>693889690
Gggg>>693889746

>>693884063
would create an infinite number of tulpas and fuck/talk to them.
>inb4 go back to /x/.

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>try to Escape From Alcatraz my ass out of there with my finger.
>Mission Failed, we'll get'em next time
>Get out of the hole
>carve a pocket pussy into the wall
>use the escape hole as a makeshift bed
>not an Indian, so I carve out an excrement hole
>same cycle, same shit
>Eventually begin to contemplate life
>Attempts to drown self in shit
>Mission Failed, we'll get'em next time
>Now I just have shit all over my face
>Fuck
>Wake up, Shit, fuck wall, sleep
>exact cycle until the end of time
Quite Depressing.

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>>693889666

>>693888759

Automobile

>>693891422
Boat

Are we allowed to have a few things to keep us occupied?