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HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
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>>693877649

I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
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>>693877724

FUCK. 0 get, please save me America.
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Re roll.
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>>693878300

Dog > Jew any day.
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Ich liebe Hitler Offizier.
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>>693878752

That's a legit site?
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>>693877649
rolling
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>>693877649

Roll for France. Vive le resistance
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Fuck it you put effort into this one roll niggers into ditches.
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>>693877649
Doll
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>>693880039
And I rolled the faggot.... nice.
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>>693880146

But leave as a loyal Nazi faggot.
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>>693880211

Oh shit.

>interrogation.exe
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>>693880280

>tfw America breaks you out
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Lasst mich passieren, sie hund.
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...
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>>693880568
mfw my family was in the Schutzstaffel
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>>693880856

Lol and you still roll a loyal Nazi get.
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>>693880934

Fuck. 0 get.
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Die rollen.
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Rolling for 6
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Hallo.
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>>693877649
At first glance I though that opening was a statue of a black dick.
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>>693881166

too much 4chan for one day

>>693881144

ayy both of you SS
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hbhb uhib
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Rolly polly olly
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>>693880966

Wunderbar.

>TFW Ich bin ein Schutzstaffel.
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ROLLING HEIL HITLER
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>>693877649
k ...
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>>693877649
kkkk
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>>693881670

Nigga you retarded.
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>>693877649
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
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>>693877649
rollen
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>>693881670
>>693881715
>>693881760
FUCK YEAH.
LEGIT.
>>693881750
NOT ANYMORE YOU BITCH
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whos your favorite nazi snowboarder? mines hienrich vondels, his 1941 mctwist 540 down the coping was nookin
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>>693881883

Yeah but you're now a criminal since you broke out.

4chan RNG works so well.
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>>693877649
NSDAPget
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>>693881883

Oh dang. You beat the system son.

>>693881750

Let's see if I can do the same.
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>>693882061

I'm gonna shoot these bitches up or die trying.
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>>693882047

I must rrreroll? DAS IST EIN TRAVESTY
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>>693882131

Jailbroke this bitch. Rerolling.
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>>693877649
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>>693882148

Lucky they didn't toss you out of a zeppelin for no ticket.
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>>693882315

You got out of the insane asylum to become a gestapo.
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>>693882061
You just don't understand.
Check this 2.
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>>693882511

also roll
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Roll

Please let me stay at my home
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>>693882583

Still a criminal but ok.

>>693882640

Rolling to escape.
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>>693882657
Oh shit oh shit reroll
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>>693877649
What seems to be the problem officer.
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>>693882695

Now I can finally leave this god damn country.
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>>693882737
Nobody knows who I am

Reroll
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>>693882811

You got to be shitting me. Ask me all the questions you want, bastards.
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>>693882315

This is fine.

>>693882542

It's always been a dream of mine.
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>>693882797
Where did I leave my papers.
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>>693882834
Rereroll

Won't hurt to try
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>>693882862

Here's how this happened.
>roll retard
>break out
>go back to checkpoint
>suspicion of being a spy
>interrogation.exe
>get released

Never going back there again.
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>>693882834
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>>693882941
That gun isn't my papers...
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>>693877649
JUST SCHUTZSTAFFEL MY SHIT UP
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>>693882956
I am kill
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roll em
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>>693883035
Well I'm dead now.
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>>693883115

kek'd

also new roll
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Daddy please
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>>693877649
HIGHEST OF HEIL TO HITLER
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>>693883280
Ono no asylum pls hitler
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>>693877649
Rolling, aryan get.
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>>693877724
Ha
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Der Rollein, herr OP
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>>693883177
Fucc

Please I'm a good anon
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>>693883370
fuck
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>>693883359
fuk u shitler
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Re Der Rollein, Herr OP
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ALLAH AKBAR
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>>693877649
Roll
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roolll
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Frick
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>>693877649
jewroll
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Rollo
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Guten morgen!
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Roll~
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>>693883530
Fucking hell, re reroll Herr OP
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Nothing but jews here
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Tiddies
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>>693883864
reroll
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Lol of course op is the fag, nice roll
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>>693883736

Aww yiss
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>>693883960

Lucky ass jew.
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Nipples
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>>693877649
That archway looks like a dick
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>>693883960
lucky me jew wish you were me
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Broooo, c'mon now man lemme in.
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>>693883988

SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
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>>693877649
roll
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Rollerino for 1488
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Roll for glory
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Herro erryone
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>>693884173

It's a criminal act to roll for a mustache, you must let the mustache roll for you.

Off to prison.
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>>693884066
Reroll
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>>693877649
Rolan
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>>693884250
re-roll for glory
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>>693877649
They see me rolling, they hating'
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>>693884282

Bruh, you are an SS officer, you don't need to reroll.
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I am a jelly donut.
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I am innocent!
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Sieg Heil mein nigger
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>>693884405

Either he doesn't know the difference between odd or even, or he hates his job.
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>>693884381
Well time to die
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>>693884362
re-roll after breaking out
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>>693884572

Good rolls, anon. Good rolls.
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Reroll
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Hier ist mein Passierschein!
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>>693884574
re roll
pls
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>>693884697

I left my papers at home, ask all the questions you want.
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>>693884740

Leaving my papers at home apparently means I'm retarded.

1-5 or 0 get.
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>>693884770
reroll
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>>693884802

Now I can finally come back and leave this shitty country.
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>>693884463
>>693884253
>>693884173
>>693884093
>>693884643
>>693884663
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>>693884851

Well, looks like I'm going down fighting for my freedom.

Anons and femanons.
I came to this checkpoint today without my papers.
To which the guards assumed I was mentally deficient, and sent me to an insane asylum in Berlin.
I was able to escape, only to come back for my revenge.
If I roll a 1-5, remember my name. My name is Holeefuk Witoolo
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>>693877649
Ja
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>>693885060

I fucking took the guards out on my own. Best roll ever.

>roll a 7, no papers
>get sent to asylum
>escape
>come back as resistance fighter
>kill them all
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>>693877649
rolling. for the fatherland tbh.
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>>693877649
Here are my papers, sir
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>>693877649
Kill all German scum
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>>693885166

And now you have been made an SS officer. Circle of life.
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Rolling for the furher
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>>693885191
Shit! Reroll
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>>693877649
das get
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riggity-riggity-roll
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>>693885329

Legendary circle of life.
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>>693885378
>>693885191
Fuck yeah
>>
roll

hail hydra
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>>693885615

And you come back as a Gestapo.

Smooth plays, anon.
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Rollen
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roolen
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>>693885770
Rerollen
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>>693877649
Heil Hitler mein freund
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>>693886064
NEIN!!!! ICH BIN EIN JUDE
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Sieg heil
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>>693886064

Auschwitz is nice this time of year, don't worry.
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>>693877649
hi
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>>693877649
I-uh... Ein love-est das Furhur?
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Roll for Aatu!
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>>693886167

Fuck I forgot my papers.
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My papers are in order
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>>693886229

But your sexuality is not.
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>>693877649
ROLLEN
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Heil ma Führer!!
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It is Time.
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>>693877649
Rolll
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>>693886539

To have anal sex?
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>>693886487
I'm your Führer now!!
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>>693877649
Roll
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Heil Hitler! Ich am innocent!
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Sieg Heil!
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>>693886754

Go be the Fuhrer of Auschwitz.
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>>693886539
Time to an hero. <(*_*)>
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>>693886709
re
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>>693877649
Rolly polly
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>>693886854

faggot jew lol anon u aint got luck
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Rollan
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>>693877649
88 get
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Hope I'm not a Jew or a fag, roll.
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>>693886977

you tried.
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>>693887061
>>693886981

Let's kick some ass, anon.
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>>693886981
Reroll, still better than being a faggot.
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>>693887088

SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
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>>693887134

Damn you die and I retreat. worst attack ever.
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>>693877649
Heil Hitler!
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>>693886977
well fuck
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>>693887311
Roll
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>>693877649
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>>693887717

Show them your papers, you're probably a faggot.
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>>693877649
Why is there an errect dick in ops pic?
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re-reoll
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I got demon trips last time as a jew, what is in store for me now?
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>>693888615

you're the bear-jew, that became gestapo.
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Rolling 4 Himmler
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>>693877649
I swear i'm innocent.
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4 the glory
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>>693888984

the irony.
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>>693888984
Roll
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NEIN! ICH NOT JUDE!
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>>693889352

JAWOHL! HEIL HITLER!
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Ja, Herr Kommandant, na gut.
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Rollax
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656565
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Re-rolling to break out of asylum
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>>693890080

It was a mixup, you can leave.
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>>693877649
Rolling for Hitler (or his moustache).
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>>693877649
roll
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>>693890581
Motherfuck.
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RAWLIN
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rolling again for interest :^)
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>>693890717
re roll
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>>693877649

Rolling for Eva Braun, check em.
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rallo rolla
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Röööööllllen
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>>693877649
rolling for Blondie
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>>693891099
>Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops bre

reroll
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>>693891272
You didn't get blondi, but you tried.
good effort.
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Oy, I'm mamish out of mazel today, I keep running into you nazi goys....
Ehrm, I meant, Sieg Heil für unsern Führer!
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>>693892011
Can't believe they fell for that!
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>>693892011
Rolling
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rollen
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Guten tag, mein niger
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>>693892461

rerollen
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>>693892251
>>693892172
smooth
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>>693892521
Die motherfuckers
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Rollex.
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Rollllling
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ravioli
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>>693892999

SIEG HEIL, HEINRICH HIMMLER!
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>>693893155
re-ravioli
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>>693893285
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Post this windmill to keep 4chan properly air conditioned

also roll
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>>693877649
Did anybody make-a the joke about him standin' next to a big dick?!?!?!?!
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Rolling for victory
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>>693893511

plenty.
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>>693893614
pls no pls no pls no
help me mother russia
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>>693877649
relling
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>>693877649
awwww fuckin roll dudeeeee
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>>693877649
roll
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>>693893988
fuck ya. get on your knees jew scum
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>>693893988

SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
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>>693877649
die rollen
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>>693877649
I'm no jew
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>>693894219

But you're a faggot.
Now I want to watch inglorious basterds.
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i dont want to die. let me go
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I have nothing to hide
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>>693894551
apparently I do
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>>693894655
Fuck, roll
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>>693877649
rolling
>nice thread rules
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>>693894725
>>693894608

Both you guys nearly died lol.
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Loyal Nazi GET!
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>>693894928

German Soldier is loyal enough.

Also, roll.
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>>693894990

Break out of asylum get.
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>>693877649
rollen
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>>693877649
Seig Heil!
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>>693895156
>>693895169

Add another to your list, lol.
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>>693877649
rollollol
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>>693877649
Glory to Deutschland
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Last time I got a nazi soldier
Let's see if I still support mein führer
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Pardon me, just going to see my wife before I get sent off to the Eastern Front.
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reroll
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>>693895622
In a year.
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