HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>693877649
I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew. I'm not a jew.
>>693877724
FUCK. 0 get, please save me America.
Re roll.
>>693878300
Dog > Jew any day.
Ich liebe Hitler Offizier.
>>693878752
That's a legit site?
>>693877649
rolling
>>693877649
Roll for France. Vive le resistance
Fuck it you put effort into this one roll niggers into ditches.
>>693877649
Doll
>>693880039
And I rolled the faggot.... nice.
>>693880146
But leave as a loyal Nazi faggot.
>>693880211
Oh shit.
>interrogation.exe
>>693880280
>tfw America breaks you out
Lasst mich passieren, sie hund.
...
>>693880568
mfw my family was in the Schutzstaffel
>>693880856
Lol and you still roll a loyal Nazi get.
>>693880934
Fuck. 0 get.
Die rollen.
Rolling for 6
Hallo.
>>693877649
At first glance I though that opening was a statue of a black dick.
>>693881166
too much 4chan for one day
>>693881144
ayy both of you SS
hbhb uhib
Rolly polly olly
>>693880966
Wunderbar.
>TFW Ich bin ein Schutzstaffel.
ROLLING HEIL HITLER
>>693877649
k ...
>>693877649
kkkk
>>693881670
Nigga you retarded.
>>693877649
kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>693877649
rollen
>>693881670
>>693881715
>>693881760
FUCK YEAH.
LEGIT.
>>693881750
NOT ANYMORE YOU BITCH
whos your favorite nazi snowboarder? mines hienrich vondels, his 1941 mctwist 540 down the coping was nookin
>>693881883
Yeah but you're now a criminal since you broke out.
4chan RNG works so well.
>>693877649
NSDAPget
>>693881883
Oh dang. You beat the system son.
>>693881750
Let's see if I can do the same.
>>693882061
I'm gonna shoot these bitches up or die trying.
>>693882047
I must rrreroll? DAS IST EIN TRAVESTY
>>693882131
Jailbroke this bitch. Rerolling.
>>693877649
>>693882148
Lucky they didn't toss you out of a zeppelin for no ticket.
>>693882315
You got out of the insane asylum to become a gestapo.
>>693882061
You just don't understand.
Check this 2.
>>693882511
also roll
Roll
Please let me stay at my home
>>693882583
Still a criminal but ok.
>>693882640
Rolling to escape.
>>693882657
Oh shit oh shit reroll
>>693877649
What seems to be the problem officer.
>>693882695
Now I can finally leave this god damn country.
>>693882737
Nobody knows who I am
Reroll
>>693882811
You got to be shitting me. Ask me all the questions you want, bastards.
>>693882315
This is fine.
>>693882542
It's always been a dream of mine.
>>693882797
Where did I leave my papers.
>>693882834
Rereroll
Won't hurt to try
>>693882862
Here's how this happened.
>roll retard
>break out
>go back to checkpoint
>suspicion of being a spy
>interrogation.exe
>get released
Never going back there again.
>>693882834
>>693882941
That gun isn't my papers...
>>693877649
JUST SCHUTZSTAFFEL MY SHIT UP
>>693882956
I am kill
roll em
>>693883035
Well I'm dead now.
>>693883115
kek'd
also new roll
Daddy please
>>693877649
HIGHEST OF HEIL TO HITLER
>>693883280
Ono no asylum pls hitler
>>693877649
Rolling, aryan get.
Der Rollein, herr OP
>>693883177
Fucc
Please I'm a good anon
>>693883370
fuck
>>693883359
fuk u shitler
Re Der Rollein, Herr OP
ALLAH AKBAR
>>693877649
Roll
roolll
Frick
>>693877649
jewroll
Rollo
Guten morgen!
Roll~
>>693883530
Fucking hell, re reroll Herr OP
Nothing but jews here
Tiddies
>>693883864
reroll
Lol of course op is the fag, nice roll
>>693883736
Aww yiss
>>693883960
Lucky ass jew.
Nipples
>>693877649
That archway looks like a dick
>>693883960
lucky me jew wish you were me
Broooo, c'mon now man lemme in.
>>693883988
SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
>>693877649
roll
Rollerino for 1488
Roll for glory
Herro erryone
>>693884173
It's a criminal act to roll for a mustache, you must let the mustache roll for you.
Off to prison.
>>693884066
Reroll
>>693877649
Rolan
>>693884250
re-roll for glory
>>693877649
They see me rolling, they hating'
>>693884282
Bruh, you are an SS officer, you don't need to reroll.
I am a jelly donut.
I am innocent!
Sieg Heil mein nigger
>>693884405
Either he doesn't know the difference between odd or even, or he hates his job.
>>693884381
Well time to die
>>693884362
re-roll after breaking out
>>693884572
Good rolls, anon. Good rolls.
Reroll
Hier ist mein Passierschein!
>>693884574
re roll
pls
>>693884697
I left my papers at home, ask all the questions you want.
>>693884740
Leaving my papers at home apparently means I'm retarded.
1-5 or 0 get.
>>693884770
reroll
>>693884802
Now I can finally come back and leave this shitty country.
>>693884851
Well, looks like I'm going down fighting for my freedom.
Anons and femanons.
I came to this checkpoint today without my papers.
To which the guards assumed I was mentally deficient, and sent me to an insane asylum in Berlin.
I was able to escape, only to come back for my revenge.
If I roll a 1-5, remember my name. My name is Holeefuk Witoolo
>>693885060
I fucking took the guards out on my own. Best roll ever.
>roll a 7, no papers
>get sent to asylum
>escape
>come back as resistance fighter
>kill them all
>>693877649
rolling. for the fatherland tbh.
>>693877649
Here are my papers, sir
>>693877649
Kill all German scum
>>693885166
And now you have been made an SS officer. Circle of life.
Rolling for the furher
>>693885191
Shit! Reroll
>>693877649
das get
riggity-riggity-roll
>>693885329
Legendary circle of life.
>>693885378
>>693885191
Fuck yeah
roll
hail hydra
>>693885615
And you come back as a Gestapo.
Smooth plays, anon.
Rollen
roolen
>>693885770
Rerollen
>>693877649
Heil Hitler mein freund
>>693886064
NEIN!!!! ICH BIN EIN JUDE
Sieg heil
>>693886064
Auschwitz is nice this time of year, don't worry.
>>693877649
I-uh... Ein love-est das Furhur?
Roll for Aatu!
>>693886167
Fuck I forgot my papers.
My papers are in order
>>693886229
But your sexuality is not.
>>693877649
ROLLEN
Heil ma Führer!!
It is Time.
>>693877649
Rolll
>>693886539
To have anal sex?
>>693886487
I'm your Führer now!!
>>693877649
Roll
Heil Hitler! Ich am innocent!
Sieg Heil!
>>693886754
Go be the Fuhrer of Auschwitz.
>>693886539
Time to an hero. <(*_*)>
>>693877649
Rolly polly
>>693886854
faggot jew lol anon u aint got luck
Rollan
>>693877649
88 get
Hope I'm not a Jew or a fag, roll.
>>693886977
you tried.
>>693887061
>>693886981
Let's kick some ass, anon.
>>693886981
Reroll, still better than being a faggot.
>>693887088
SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
>>693887134
Damn you die and I retreat. worst attack ever.
>>693877649
Heil Hitler!
>>693886977
well fuck
>>693887311
Roll
>>693877649
>>693887717
Show them your papers, you're probably a faggot.
>>693877649
Why is there an errect dick in ops pic?
re-reoll
I got demon trips last time as a jew, what is in store for me now?
>>693888615
you're the bear-jew, that became gestapo.
Rolling 4 Himmler
>>693877649
I swear i'm innocent.
4 the glory
>>693888984
the irony.
>>693888984
Roll
NEIN! ICH NOT JUDE!
>>693889352
JAWOHL! HEIL HITLER!
Ja, Herr Kommandant, na gut.
Rollax
656565
Re-rolling to break out of asylum
>>693890080
It was a mixup, you can leave.
>>693877649
Rolling for Hitler (or his moustache).
>>693877649
roll
>>693890581
Motherfuck.
RAWLIN
rolling again for interest :^)
>>693890717
re roll
>>693877649
Rolling for Eva Braun, check em.
rallo rolla
Röööööllllen
>>693877649
rolling for Blondie
>>693891099
>Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops bre
reroll
>>693891272
You didn't get blondi, but you tried.
good effort.
Oy, I'm mamish out of mazel today, I keep running into you nazi goys....
Ehrm, I meant, Sieg Heil für unsern Führer!
>>693892011
Can't believe they fell for that!
>>693892011
Rolling
rollen
Guten tag, mein niger
>>693892461
rerollen
>>693892251
>>693892172
smooth
>>693892521
Die motherfuckers
Rollex.
Rollllling
ravioli
>>693892999
SIEG HEIL, HEINRICH HIMMLER!
>>693893155
re-ravioli
>>693893285
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Post this windmill to keep 4chan properly air conditioned
also roll
>>693877649
Did anybody make-a the joke about him standin' next to a big dick?!?!?!?!
Rolling for victory
>>693893511
plenty.
>>693893614
pls no pls no pls no
help me mother russia
>>693877649
relling
>>693877649
awwww fuckin roll dudeeeee
>>693877649
roll
>>693893988
fuck ya. get on your knees jew scum
>>693893988
SIEG HEIL, KOMMANDANT!
>>693877649
die rollen
>>693877649
I'm no jew
>>693894219
But you're a faggot.
Now I want to watch inglorious basterds.
i dont want to die. let me go
I have nothing to hide
>>693894551
apparently I do
>>693894655
Fuck, roll
>>693877649
rolling
>nice thread rules
>>693894725
>>693894608
Both you guys nearly died lol.
Loyal Nazi GET!
>>693894928
German Soldier is loyal enough.
Also, roll.
>>693894990
Break out of asylum get.
>>693877649
rollen
>>693877649
>>693880039
>>693880329
>>693883359
>>693883569
>>693883779
>>693884269
>>693884329
>>693884409
>>693885329
>>693885389
>>693887329
>>693889319
>>693889649
>>693890489
>>693890769
>>693891099
>>693892999
>>693893159
>>693893519
>>693893629
>>693893879
>>693894129
>>693894219
>>693895069
lots of NIENs her tonight
>>693877649
Seig Heil!
>>693895156
>>693895169
Add another to your list, lol.
>>693877649
rollollol
>>693877649
Glory to Deutschland
Last time I got a nazi soldier
Let's see if I still support mein führer
Pardon me, just going to see my wife before I get sent off to the Eastern Front.
reroll
>>693895622
In a year.