>>693873760
How do I find out my IQ?

>>693873760
How did you forget about Sarah Marshall?

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>>693873760

What's your career?

>>693873894
Go to a psychologist who specializes in it. I took the test as a boy in elementary school.

>>693873760
>Hey guys my IQ is 142
>I don't consider it anything special
>Noone likes or talks to me because of my IQ
>Totally because of my immense IQ
>Not the fact i'm in insufferable cunt

>>693873760
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD

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>>693873760
You must be a virgin

>>693873760
What have you done with it
Im in Mensa and Ive done jack shit

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>>693873760
>"Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially."
*It's caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.

Stop pretending to be smart. You fucking pretentious twat.

>>693874075

youre full of shit psychology has nothing to do with iq

>>693873760
what do you think of this?

https://youtu.be/mPR7LB2ayoU

is it art?

>>693874075
are there any spychologists you could recommend?

>>693874411
You dickhead, I was going to correct him!
/b/ros in arms, I guess.

>>693873760
virginfag

>>693873760
So i m stupid comparing me and you, are u happy in your life? If you know that somebody have lower IQ than you, you hate/dislike him?

>>693874233
Just overthought a lot of shit
>>693874434
Psychologists are trained to perform IQ tests on patients
>>693874195
You're right. Funny thing is high IQ is apparently associated with celibacy.

>>693873973
>even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait
>>693874066
Still haven't decided. I'm 18.
I'm considering organic chemistry, English or French literature, or even acting.
My verbal IQ is higher than my non-verbal, so I'm better at creative tasks rather than mathematics.

>>693874664
Can I place myself on a pedestal, then?

Mine was 141 before I had 7 strokes. Aphasia is annoying and ataxia is enraging. But I live with them. I'm not racist because everyone is an idiot.

>>693874770
I was depressed for most of my life until recently. Psychedelic therapy helped, also just getting older and understanding myself more.

>>693874664
hey man I have a question for you. Its kinda related to this thread even.
Do you feel there is a lot of jealousy or sort of alpha/beta-Male behaviour in the upper IQ-ranks?
compared to what you high-IQ people (like 141 and over) get from just normal retards

>>693874869
Just overthought a lot of shit, huh?
What does that even mean

>>693874075
You know IQ goes down with age, so maybe you should get rechecked and let us know

What I've done for most of my life is just dumb myself down I guess, it's allowed me to get friends and my best friend actually did the same as me

>>693873760
You got whats called a superiority complex. Im afraid the only cure is growing the fuck up.

>>693875162
I don't, but the people I talk to are basically exclusively people that think like me. It could be that, or it could be that I have a tendency to dominate people I see as a possible, but perhaps unwilling resource.

>>693874075
>took the test as a boy in elementary school.
I can guarantee you your IQ is no longer 142. Get it taken again.

>>693873760
>Its caused me a lot of loneliness throughout my life, youth especially.
My IQ is high but not that high. I understand this pain though. Its why I started smoking weed.

>>693875239
He thinks he's sad because he's smart and thinks a lot about things, when most people with depression overthink things and he probably needs to talk to a therapist and get on some antidepressants.

>>693874075

You realize that the IQ tests you take with that age are far from accurate, even by IQ test standards. There are a lot of 140IQ children, later on in life it's entirely possible that they end up with an IQ from 100 or even below. Do the test again for >relative< accuracy.

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>>693875781
I feel you

>>693875974
>>693875739
I had it retaken in high school as well and got the same results.

>>693875554
>inb4 jealous autists bombard me with hateful words as a coping mechanism, even though I don't even consider my IQ a positive trait

>>693876037
Empathy is for the gays, not /b. Calm down

>>693873760
if its not a positive trait, why mention it?

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>>693875803
Oh, well thats fuckin stupid
I AM depressed, and I dont bitch about it.
Fucking angsty 18 year olds

>>693875648
that sounds more like its all alpha people. Also like what were doing to OP here.

he clearly is a beta pussy though...

>>693876243
wait I explicitly try not to show empathy for the gays. Dont tell me I was wrong all this time

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Pretentious fag is pretentious
>"People don't like me because I am so smart, not because I am a huge faggot".

>"Anyone who does criticize me is just a pleb autist who is jealous of the intellectual juggernaut that is my mind".

Next time try channeling all that supposed brain power into a better excuse for trying brag over the Internet other than "I am bored".

>>693873760
how long is your penis from base to tip?

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>>693873760
Mines 141. I find I get more bored and lonely as I get older. Probably doesn't help i'm in the middle of a divorce lol.

It makes me feel better that someone else feels the same way. 140 is the loneliest number.

>>693874869
I understand. I was approximated at 140 about 40 years ago. Ended up being a "Renaissance Man." My career has nothing to do with my major, because I was too lazy to do the math for the major I thought I wanted (for the first time, I would've had to work at understanding something - I could've, just didn't want to - a waste). In college I smoked pot. That dumbed me down to a point where I could communicate (note the scene in "Idiocracy" when the hero is out on the street trying to talk to people), and I got a great girlfriend and had sex for the first time at 19, and then it was virtually non-stop for 2 years. It was fun, but I could've done so much more. Now at 60, I look back with regrets. I could've done so much more if I had had the discipline. Put some fire under your ass, boy!

>>693876985
Legit. Did you always feel like an outcast growing up? Like as if your IQ made you "weird" ?

>>693873760

I fucked Joanne Woodward.

Take a deep breath, bitch.

You're all just narcissistic assholes making up excuses for your shitty choices in life

all this
>I was too smart for friends so I was lonely
is just your asshole ego trying to protect itself from the truth, which most probably is that you're just an annoying cunt that no one wants to be around

grow up, or become great, afterall you have the intellect for it lol

>>693877414
Like I said, talking to street people in "Idiocracy."

HighQ bros
How many you smartasses got caught up with drugs?

>>693873760
Did you liked the movie warcraft and did you manage to decipher how they put in place the story ? also the characters from world of warcraft ?

>>693876187

There are also huge possible differences from High School to adult live. Your brain goes through a lot of stuff during that time. That's why tests for highschoolers and adults are differently evaluated. Usually that different evaluation isn't consistent. If you want to be sure take the test again. Also, just a piece of genuine advice, it seems like you're making excuses for yourself. Usually a High IQ isn't something that prevents people from having friendships. Well, except if they're acting pretentious because of it. However, Op, try to do a little bit of self reflection, maybe you're melodramatic, insecure or sometimes even a bit misanthropic. Don't take the easy way out, stop making excuses and think about why you're bad at making friends. Otherwise it'll only get worse.

>>693877555
Right you dweeb, if you want to play like this I was tested when I was 4, scored 137. It doesn't mean shit.

Your IQ is 8 points higher than mine. Not like it makes a difference, if anything you're just as much if not more of a loser than I am (You're posting on this board, after all)

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>>693877111
I grew up with a twin brother, who is more than 20 points behind me. Because of him I always had a steady stream of friends, and I grew pretty normal socially. My same friends would chase me around school before class and beat me up, pull me out of bathroom stalls etc. But on the weekends they'd come over have sleep overs and it was pretty chill, no ass kickings etc. I was always kind of the smaller weird one though (compared to them). I got bigger and I got good at things most of my friends and peers were interested in. Basically made myself useful. how about you?

>>693873760

Why isn't your IQ 163 like mine?

>WHY?

Also: if you stewed cranberries like applesauce would they taste more like prunes than rhubarb does?

>>693873760
you know that IQ doesn't mean shit?

is this a fucking cringe thread?

>>693877945

Shit doesn't mean shit!

>>693878020

It's really beginning to look like it.

>topo kekko!

>>693877771
> I was tested when I was 4, scored 137. It doesn't mean shit

I can't argue with that. Assholism is trait any of us can have. You're proof.

>>693878176

Being exceptionally intelligent doesn't mean one is an asshole.

>Being an asshole does!

>>693878175
wow
much indelegt
many smard
wow

>>693878305

Yez! Is bewwy intellebs!

Such smart!

Wow!

>(Glurt!)

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>>693877414
>You're all just narcissistic assholes making up excuses for your shitty choices in life

I've made pretty great choices, I really can't complain about my life.

>is just your asshole ego trying to protect itself from the truth

or maybe the truth is just that you're life will never be as good as the one I'm already bored of.

>>693877555

> high IQ
> using Idiocracy references

It was at this moment anon knew the other anon was just fucking with him.

>>693878528
>or maybe the truth is just that you're life will never be as good as the one I'm already bored of.


Typical trait of a narcissist, "I'm better than you, suck it"
stop projecting twerp

>>693877094
This really makes me feel empowered! Thanks ancient fag

being 140 doesnt mean that your smart, your only a little less brain dead from everybody else. ostentatious try hard.

>>693877571
Never had a problem with drugs, avoided some completely though. Protip, don't touch them if you don't have personal discpline.
Alcohol is pretty awesome, beer and wine is ok.

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>>693877913
are all purple cabbages square?

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>>693873760
Last time I was tested I scored a 144

>neener neener suck my peener

>>693877910
I have a sister but she lives in another continent.
I always found other people weird. Like I always felt like I just had more self control than other people.
Now I realize its just that high IQ people see things that most don't.
I'm making myself useful too.
I find it relatively easy to make friends, unless the person is incredibly deluded.

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>>693878687
> "I'm better than you, suck it"

Never at any point did I say that lol. So whats your excuse for posting on 4chan /b/ on a sat night? No plans? or are you basking of the glow of your iphone in a crowded party.

>>693873760
Mine is 131. It's not that much lower, and I find it fairly easy to socialize and fit in. Frankly...I think it's more a matter of your personality.

>>693879251
Nice, now you're trying to "insult me" by using this shitty gimmick. It's 9AM here bub

>>693878760
thats pretty much what our 140 iq'r threads about dude. We no were smarter than most, but not as smart as Others. It's like wearing nightmare goggles all the time.

>>693879390
You're right. IQ affects personality though.

>>693877571
Pot all through college. Shrooms on a few occasions the last few years, while camping. The sense of euphoric revelation during the first few trips was tempered by some bad trips towards the end. Haven't done them since. Still do pot on rare occasion. Like last time was 8 or 10 years ago. I have no aversion to it (legal here), but life is pretty good without it, so no need to be at diminished capacity.

>>693879034
140's is not a death sentence, I don't know your age but I'm now closer to 30 than 20. You can find a girl, have friends and enjoy a variety of rewarding things in life. Don't let shitty stuff get you down. Besides, you don't have to fear the masses. Buy a nice high cap rifle.

I feel that everybody in this thread has a higher IQ than OP.

>>693877913
Idk if this is some weird trick question, but as a cheff the answer is no.

>>693879423
>It's 9am

I just google a couple regions where it's 9 am. Turns out chances are good that you don't even need to have a 140 IQ to be miserable wherever you are lol.

>>693879954
That feeling that you feel is literally your subconscious attempting to keep yourself as content as possible with your shortcomings.

>>693879628
Yes, I agree to a point. It can create a perceivable "distance"... for want of a better word, between the upper and lower echelons of intelligent society. But, ones own personality dictates the ease of socializing. It's up to the individual to decide how it affects them.

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>>693880229
Is English your first language my friend?

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>>693880229
>idk if this is some weird trick

160+ bro is just reminding us 140s of who's really dominate. He's not wrong. But 140 bro probably spend less time in class and more time out in the world. Maybe camping or at the gun range. Logic is not a useful as marksmenship

>>693878528
>I've made pretty great choices, I really can't complain about my life.

the post you are commenting on is commenting on a post that proves you wrong. Complaining did happen.

When i was 13 i took a test and I got 144, dunno what happend in these 6 years between and I don't really care

>>693880326
Nah dont be upset. I am only being honest. You dont seem intelligent. I think you may have asbergers syndrome. Look into it, lil man.

>>693880546
are you actually his friend or is there some conventional second meaning that "friend" can have in English?

>>693874075
You think you're the same after some years and/or even decades? Don't you know your IQ can drop since your childhood? You're a fool if you think your IQ's static. It can be affected by your diet, environment, significant events [i.e.: accidents], etc.. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, op.

>>693881578
I was tested last year and got the same result

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>>693880870
you got me, If I would have walk out on my wife and taken the money, we'd still be together. But then I would have missed out on being the only dick in a 270lb lesbian sandwich.

So yeah, I guess you can call that complaining lol, but here you are, so butt hurt about this thread. Chances are good you are just one of small minded person living in the tall shadow of doubt

>pic related

Its black beard. He would braid his beard into locks and coat them with wax, light them on fire and board an enemy ship. I'm sure plebs like you shit your pants when you saw him blazing toward you.

>>693880326
making a thread about how high your IQ is and then writing that sentence is very risky.

Also as a european (your 140 on our IQ-scale would be more like 119 btw) I have to wonder:
What made american culture fall in love with the word "literally"?

considering the fact that the smartest people on /b/ are in this thread, let us discuss the ridiculous theory of Evolution and its' many shortcomings. I will fire the first shot: Macro-Evolution has never been observed, only Micro-Evolution.

>>693881681
pretty sure your doc is shitting you then. You shouldnt expect to get the same result twice.

>>693881906
Oy vey.

>>693873760
Well, you have to wonder whether your IQ, solely, would be responsible for loneliness throughout your life.

I don't think your line of reasoning is healthy per se.... take that as you will. Maybe, try to find the means to re-evaluate your percepts, it may do you a world of good- I mean, according to you, you have the capacitance to learn more, because you have an IQ of 142.

>rhyming is fun
>I swear I don't have a gun

But here's a question... what do you, honestly... believe would make you happy? Happy, as in, the supposed noumenal, intrinsic stuff that tends to accompany the extrinsic sensation of warmth.

>>693881776
"Literally", the Internet. That isn't a joke.

>>693873760
It's ok OP, I know the loneliness. My only true friend is my actual brother. Were 144, 148 respectively.

Although it was great in college, because no one ever had to explain anything to me twice.

>>693881906
Mmm, no thank you.

>>693881705
Jesus Christ. You're not a prodigy, you're fully autistic, boy. And so you know, this black beard reference gave it away pretty quickly.

>>693882062
quiet, kike.

>>693881705
there is a lot of fantasy in your posts, which is OK, I just want you to be consistent and not call people liars for telling the truth.

>>693881430
I'm simply trying to minimize any antagonism towards him by using the term "my friend" when asking him a question. Why?

>>693882226
we all knew that when we clicked on the thread.

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>>693881906
> the fact that the smartest people on /b/ are in this thread

Actually a pretty good post lol. Everything you know about evolution is bullshit. I have seen 7ft fall adolescent skeletons pulled from burial sights in ohio.

The giants are coming back, I hope you've been practicing with your assault sling.

>If I keep this up I'm going to get ddos again lol

>>693881956
hes obviously lying. he would have mentioned that he was recently tested first. he said he was tested when he was a child and when some guy mentioned it drops as you age, he says it was last year............

>>693874075
I had an IQ of 154 when I was 13 years old.

You're blatantly stating that you're lonely and you need attention from an anonymous image board.
You're full of shit.

>>693882062
On top of that, the Big Bang doesn't even qualify as scientific explanation given that the laws of were not in effect.

>>693873912
Yep.

>>693882385
I don't think anon understands the concept of "minimizing antagonism," and that confused him.

>>693882124
try harder

>>693882124
>"Literally", the Internet. That isn't a joke.

yeah its more like a bad bad pun.

>>693873973
"IQs" doesn't require an apostrophe. 134 checking in. Burn. Scorch.

>>693882759
No thank you.

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>>693882226
>autistic, boy.
>>693882389
LOL, thats the best you can do? Autism? I feel really bad for you guys,
>implying you're not samefagging

Shills are getting mad as fuck tonight. If they don't fuck off back to /pol/ lulz will be had here tonight.

>>693882396
I know Evolution is bullshit, it's beyond stupid and yet here we are.

>>693882396
its actually proven correct. theres evidence that supports it. youre dumb go die

>>693882586
bullshit

>>693873760

dude, i joined mensa through morse code communication when they were looking at my fetus in the womb.

ask me anything.

>>693878528
>you're life
Are you fucking kidding me? "140 IQ" and you can't use basic English?
Kill yourself.

>>693882613
Wow - now we really *are* experiencing contributions from the world's brain trust. Go on...
But in another thread. This one's occupied. I suggest starting with a pic of the "Neverending Story" girl.

>>693875090
>getting older and understanding myself more.
The cure for most of life's angst.

>>693882504
I dont know man. he sounds kinda dumb and the reason that there is a lot of swindle with IQ-tests out there.
All this self-improvement stuff preys on people. like religion.
/teacher-mode

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>>693882917
as oh 1980 gays were considered mentally ill, yet here are lol. It's all what you chose to believe, literally some people can not handle truths.

Its like the rosswell logic:
>If ayys are real
>people would flip there shit
>would they just flip shit, or would they flip the monetary system as well

hypothetical question btw. I don't give a fuck about ayys

>>693882660
I was just pondering how a person would misspell his/her own profession, but it would be understandable if that person was hampered by a language barrier. I didn't want to be rude and make an assumption.

What os your opinion on the current state of music in general?

Who if any is your favorite artist?

>>693882909
I'm actually someone else. But go on, lad. I am having quite the chuckle at your expense and I have a feeling that I am not the only one.

>>693882613
Ya it does? Its only a theory based on what we know. And if you throw weighted spheres on stretched fabric with a weight in the center of it, the spheres orbit the weight similar to how planets orbit stars.

>>693880546
M8 I can talk how ever I want on the internet. Also I was jerking off with my left had.
But isn't the point of his question simply to answer his previous question.

>I am not cheff

>>693880628
What makes you think I'm in the 140s with you, senpai? That's a really nice set up you have. Where were you?

>And by the way, 94 bro can say what ever he wants on the Internet.

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>>693882982
>evidence that supports it.
No You're dumb, post your evidence and you'll get btfo and you'll prob go kill yourself viper.

Lets try this /b/ style
>its actually proven correct.
It's actually proven wrong,
>after all you're here

>>693882886
Youre late. Youve already done so

>>693883635
Not really.

>>693882859
I've met obviously high IQ people who have consistently made the same simple errors in grammar. I don't put much stock in that belief.

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>>693877571
Yeah, weed, acid, and finally smoking meth. I'm clean for 10 years and kicking ass in my career. So I've got that going for me.
I think I would've been unstoppable if I had discipline when I was younger. Everything in moderation brothers.

>>693882385
like you I also felt some antagonism there that you tried to minimize. I just dont think it really worked.
and to you son
>>693882660
I can only give the advice to be a little more friendly. Like we are trying to be.

>>693883243
Yawn...look at this loser wowing us with his refutation which consists of nothing but the musings of an ignoramus. For shame. I bid good day to you, Sir.

>>693882363
>fantasy
You're right, she would have left either way. At least i'm not a wizard like you lol.

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>>693873760
Are you more intelligent than I am?

>>693882909
Yo, this shit gets really funny. Man, I'm from Mother Russia, and it's a common thing there to call bullshit a bullshit when someone sees one. I can barely speak English, but even that is enough to see, how stupid are you, white American fuck boi. Just stop pretending to be smart on ananymous board, it's fucking pathetic and there is no way you can get lower than that, srsly.

>>693875974
I believe there can be some minor fluctuations, but no one ever dropped 40+ points over time. My own score was the same at age 35 as it was at age 7 and age 14m

>>693873760
Vir
Gin

>>693883628
Lol youve convinced yourself. damn bro youre autistic. look it up :) evidence on evolution

>>693883802
at the point where I doubt your high IQ I also have to doubt your judgement about the IQs of other people.

holy fuck this thread is autistic.

after reading through a few of faggot OP's replies, it's pretty clear he's just autistic as fuck and his parents have been taking him to some quack shrink his whole life, cause its easier than explaining the reality of his situation.

I have no idea what my IQ is, don't really care either. up until you're an adult with a tangible skill or ability, youre fucking useless. and seeing as you're 18 and still considering what you want to do with your life, you haven't done shit. you have nothing to be proud of, or nothing worth saying.

just saying. I work for a large engineering firm and am forced to take on 3-4 interns per years. assclowns like you drive me up the wall. more often than not, the less-smart kid is a way better employee because they listen, and work hard.

>>693883715
Ya youre dumb bro. Thats why you dont have friends

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>>693873973
kek beat me to it

>>693883873
3 more years man. 3 more years

>>693883802
>Alex, what is svedka for 500$

What other reason would be here wasting our time with you fuck ups lol.

>>693883924
more intelligent yes

>50% less clever.

>>693884047
Listen to this song bro its pretty good


https://youtu.be/eEn-nTkbEM0

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>>693883560
underrated

>>693884109
/thread

>>693873760
IQ 148, aptitude 165.
Feel dumb as a rock most of the time.
Very sad.

Listen, dick, the evidence does point towards some sort of event. Is it what we call the Big Bang? Can't be. Why? Our laws do not allow us to make that judgment. Simply how Science works. We take from our body of Knowledge and explain events within that same body of knowledge. the Big Bang had no laws in effect and so it cannot be explained by those same laws. Basic logic.

>>693884067
Doubt away friend. Makes no difference to me. We are very unlikely to ever cross paths in real life anyway.

>>693884150
... I think you might be a little retarded. I think you want
>>693873760
or some other anon.

>>693884109
>holy fuck this thread is autistic
>I work for a large engineering firm

This thread is your home. Your "wife" will come from a place like this. In fact you should probably just ask people in here if anyone would want to "transistion" for you.

>>693873760
I, too, have an IQ of 142. Insofar as I can tell, it means jack shit. I have an easier time learning information, memorizing data, and recognizing patterns than most people. This hasn't proven all that useful, especially in the Information Age where most people have machines to do those sorts of things for them.

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>>693884311
I got him guys/I took the bait! I got this jack ass to write that he was more intelligent than some anonymous person who posted on 4 chan's /b/ board with out any empirical evidence!

>>693884522
Its 2016 wake the fuck up. Read a damn science article or go to school you dumb ass

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>>693883939
>YO this shit
Glad Hip Hop has injected semen into your great culture
>Mother Russia
Oh cool so you and the rest of the Russian males will be extinct in 30 years LOL
>white American fuck boi.

German/Jew. How ass blasted are you right now sergei lol, go drink so more radiator fluid.

If there is anyone trolling for real, thanks in advance I'm having so much fun tonight.
10/10 coming back to /b/ lol

>>693884600
it was more a warning to others,

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>>693884109
>I work for a large engineering firm
/thread not having a high enough IQ to work for yourself and go home happy and well paid every night.
>never suffering ass clowns.

Yeah man you got it made LOL

>>693884814
I have 2 degrees from UC Berkeley. I believe you are the dumb-ass. Maybe it is time that you wake up. It is 2016, after all. Dick.

>>693884798
nice job anon. It was bound to happen. dumb people always slip up somehow. Its because they get overconfident.

>>693884798
>>693885236
Samefags are always such sad little creatures, not probably as sad as these little guys
https://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22730383-700-new-species-extinct-human-found-in-cave-may-rewrite-history/

>>693884522
quantum mechanics = big bang

>>693873760
How high is the sky?

>>693873760
my iq 87 as me any ting

>>693884641

was this an attempt at a joke or an insult or something? or calling me a liar?

I dont think anything I said was particularly farfetched. If I posted my salary and wage, I could see how you'd think Im lying. but if youre motivated and even half intelligent it's not really very hard to be successful

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>>693885212
>2 degrees from UC Berkeley

>>693873760
What is the best Pink Floyd album?

>>693873760
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

>>693873894
yes op is a gay

>>693884818
Sure. Have you ever seen a medical doctor's handwriting? I would have to believe that they are amongst the brightest of people, top 10-15%of the population perhaps... maybe even better than that. But, their handwriting, spelling/grammar is almost always appalling. I just don't think some people give a fuck, no matter their intellect.

>>693873760

My immense amounts of intelligence has caused me loneliness because people who a clearly inferior to me cant understand me.

Yes IQ caused your loneliness

>>693885212
I graduated from MIT with a degree in String theory, Quantum Mechanics... heh u think ur smart? ur mind is NOT on my level

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>>693885574
I believe you, I believe you hate your job and the kids that intern for you. I feel very fucking sorry for you. Anon, go into business for yourself. You will live longer and be happier.

You don't have to be unhappy and marry a trans

>inb4 samefag lol

>>693885465
well youre right. I am >>693884798
I shouldnt have samefagged. Its probably best if you disregard everything I said and assume I suck cocks

>>693885082
but I do go home happy and well paid every night. I can even work from home if I want

I think I have it pretty well. but maybe compared to some of you guys I live like a peasant. I bet your allowance is like, at least 5x as much as mine

>>693885569
I like you. You're an ok guy. I can tell.

I have an IQ of 115. I also suffer from DPD and a really shitty/fantastic form of Synesthesia. I came from relatively hard knocks, but I'm self-aware. I've made mistakes in my life. I've also learned from them; I've learned that billions of people make mistakes in their lives- and often leave evidence or the exact-to-somewhat-comprehensive reasons for their mistakes all over the place. Look at this thread.

By simply observing the mistakes of others, through the miracles of interpretation and communication, one can circumvent the strenuous, often less-rewarding task of trial and error, and even only begin to pretend that they weren't retarded in the first place. Reading a book does the same thing- if you can read a book. If not, get someone to teach you. Get many people to teach you. Stab yourself with a series of chemical compounds so you can actually entertain the behavioral state to actually pursue such a thing. Whatever gist floats your boat.

It did me a world of good from being a little shit in diapers, to a regular shit today. I have an IQ of 115. I stole the knowledge and wisdom of over 600 people in less than 20 years' time. I know what makes me happy. I read people well.

My IQ is, as I understand it, not very meaningful. It only dictates "how good I learn". That's mostly it, until those in charge of the entire discussion and general working of the Intelligence Quotient are finished scrutinizing it, and making near-absolutely sure that they know what the fuck they want the data to suggest- let alone what data they really want to be pulling from said tests.

You sit here, posting on /b/, using the Internet, casually. If you're bored, go write a comprehensive analysis on the very history of the Internet- and of computers, in turn. You have an entire series of networks to access, almost unfathomable things that you could be undertaking in a given moment. You've waited so long, that there's enough content out there that surpasses your life expectancy.

>>693885808
I think my mother is the only doctor I know with legible handwriting. She's also a bit of a grammar nazi, but yeah. Even she admits that most doctors have crappy hand writing and are shit writers in general.

I have an IQ of ~115 give or take

>>693885874
>Yes IQ caused your loneliness

IQ only causes loneliness if you are not smart enough not to follow yourself. High IQ still means you take dumps, catch the cold and die like any other animal.

>>693885574
it was more like a prophecy. At worst I was calling you a hypocrite for being an autist and calling other people autistic.
dont even deny it. youre the one who wrote:
>f I posted my salary and wage, I could see how you'd think Im lying
after all

>>693873760
>>693886098
Long of the short, bait or no:

You are the sum of some things that are, and will always, be beyond your agency. You are the product of something you had no part in, and are subject to things, both from the environment and even from yourself, that tend to stymy or outright stunt your very... nature... as a person.

I wouldn't think it unreasonable to suggest that, in part, you may have just made yourself lonely though several behavioral feedback loops and unhealthy habits.

My IQ is 189, I have thousands of friends and im really happy with how im beyond you guys

>>693885466
Perfect! I was waiting for your dumb-ass. Given that quantum physics basically breaks with Newtonian physics how could you possibly be saying that the big bang can be linked to any scientific explanation within that body of knowledge given that quantum mechanics is probabilistic rather than predictive, such as Newtonian physics. You can't faggot. That is where we are, back to fucking square 1.

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>>693877094
I'm 49. When I was a teen, the State of Oregon snatched me out of school one day and took me to OSHU in Portland. I was tested for two days, psychiatric, eeg, etc... for the next two years I'd get visits from whomever.

anyway, I was way too smart for anyone and especially myself. I decided to dumb myself down, ditched college, odd jobs, myriad of girlfriends, heavy drinking and drug abuse.

today, I find myself wishing I'd used my natural gifts and become something other than I am today.

Still smarter than anyone I know... fml

>>693884798
>>693886011
Did I mention the mile wide grin this thread is giving me?
>>693886062
>but I do go home happy and well paid every night.
If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
>Allowance
You know, you're right even as independent grown adult with his own legal residence, my parents make it clear I really don't need a 401k and 2 IRA's. That's okay though I won't always be able to buy sweet sweet mil surp rifles on the cheap and i'd rather do it now : )

>>693885879
oh fuck off. You can't even COMPREHEND the science you claim to know so well. What about the fact that it is irreconcilable with our basic laws of physics? We are back to fucking superstition, you fucking mental-midget.

>>693885808
>top 10-15%of the population perhaps
You have a very optimistic view of the general population. Doctors rate quite a bit better than that by practically any metric.

>>693886447
the physics with particles is different from ours. thus quantum mechanics. thus suck my fat meaty dick

>>693886762
nah im beyond u. ha, go open a book for once

>>693885808
no I dont think doctors are in the top 10-15% of the population intelligence wise. Maybe a slight bit higher than the average but not much.
And shit like that is why I was warning people not to trust your judgement of other peoples intelligence.
Also doctors have bad handwriting in part to obscure the fact that they are nothing special. The bills will be readable dont worry

>>693886957
Thus, you are a worthless-eater.

>>693886098
140+ fag here. You're the fag I fear. Just remember i'm 2 steps ahead of you, and I'm statistically ahead in the bank department.

>you have enough salt to suck water out of the whole world.

>>693886450

pretty sure you got raped man

like not even kidding

"Mom, where was I? why does my ass hurt?"

"Uhhhh, Oregon state! Yeah, some uh, psychiatric testing, cause you're so smart!"

"Who were all those men, mom?"

"The docs! From the school! Thats who all those old men were!"

>>693887120
Yeah, right. Fuck off, that's why you came in this thread. Because you thought you were fucking smart. Well , you aren't. Mouth-breathing-faggot.

I took a test on a bs Internet site. My IQ is 132 AMA

>>693873760
"blah blah blah i have asbergers"

>>693886847
I did leave myself some wiggle room didn't I? You might be right though. I was born and educated outside the US, and moved to the SF Bay Area almost a decade ago. Almost everyone in my circle here has at least a Masters.

>>693886406
>You are the sum of some things that are, and will always, be beyond your agency. You are the product of something you had no part in, and are subject to things, both from the environment and even from yourself, that tend to stymy or outright stunt your very... nature... as a person.

You hit the nail on the head anon. Just remember we will out preform you in every aspect of life, without trying.

>>693887339
im smarter than you, ya fucking dumb ass bitch

https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/lynch-factory

Fuck niggers am i right? listen to this

>>693887121
That's true. Very funny. The bill is always very readable.

>>693887448
Go away already. This thread is now about science.

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I fucking loved Paul Newman. The those scenes in the first part of "The Hustler" when he's shooting pool with Jackie Gleason are some of the best scenes ever put on film.

>>693887497
Cool story, bro.

>>693873760
Have you ever inserted a carrot into your ass?

>>693886721
I will chose to believe you have that wide grin, because someone is pushing a cock in your mouth from the side.

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>>693873760

>has IQ of 142

>stays on /b/

>>693887574
Apologies...kek

>>693873760
My postman has an IQ of 187. Get over yourself.

>>693887680
ya ur mom reads u stories bro and after u go to sleep. i dick her shit

>>693887448
you misunderstood him. He said even 10% was a high estimate. Your wiggle room was in the wrong direction

>>693887900
Dubs confirms it.

>>693873760
What's the best route to San Antonio from tepid falls south Dakota. Asking for a friend.

>>693887520
this has me dying man

I was expecting some shitty techno or whatever

"robotic lynchbots to pull the niggers from their dens" hahah

Back to the ridiculous theory of Evolution.

138 IQ and an 8 inch penis. Am I cool yet?

>>693887820
ty lol

>>693887749
Nope still got my black cherry, sorry you gave yours away 19 for pot lol.

Ha. Go home

>>693888161
Unfortunately for you, no.

>>693873760
Says he has a high iq.....doesn't realize the IQ number is a shitty way of showing intelligence.

>>693887821
wow cool I also scored a 172 on a IQ test on facebook recently, been gloating about being genius for days now to my friends.

>>693873760
It's ok OP, lots of autistic people have high IQs and poor social interactions.

You are textbook.

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>>693888325
>IQ test on facebook

LMAO

These 8s better hurry up

>>693888210
clearly you dont value pot as much as I do. Well have fun with your boring cherry grandpa

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>>693888145
The giants are coming back. Ready your assault sling.

888888

888888 mutha fuckers

>>693888576
oh yeah. trump socks cucks

>>693873760
I feel you OP, I lost a lot of friends because I had an abrasive personality. People don't like it when you know things.

BOOM 888888

>>693888634
>Places high value on something that can freely grow in the ground

Enjoy your hemroids fag LOL

141 Ausfag here. I am bored.

>>693888797
Ill just try again to fill this thread up. Its a dump anyways

>>693873760
What is the meaning of life

>>693888880
So close my friend. So very close.

>>693873760
My IQ is in the 150s. You know what people with high IQs do when they're not complete failures? They don't fall back on their fucking IQ to compensate for how much of a loser they are.

Get your head out of your ass and meet people

>>693889056
This. Yep. This

>>693888880
>implying assholes didnt grow freely on the ground as well

you would see this stuff if you had a 149 IQ like me (and I mean pot lowers it by 5-10 points)

>>693873760
How do I get so e pills for my depression I don't want to go to the doctors of consult my parents about it but I really need the pills

>>693888553
It was legit though, it was based on some standardized test, answer 30 questions. everyone I know scored around 110-120, my score was much higher because I have better logic than most people.

Do you find your intelligence to almost be a handicap?

I hate being so smart- I cant relate to people, and I can't 'just do it' like others because I'm always over thinking shit

>>693889056
what do they do though? I have the suspicion they become critics...