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My neighbors sheep are in my yard. Fuck off fluffy niggers
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My neighbors sheep are in my yard.

Fuck off fluffy niggers
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>>693873583
do it like muhabad and fuck them in the ass
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>IRL fluffy abuse
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The sheep left but now their donkey is in my yard
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>>693873583
Where do you live that you have to worry about sheep coming into your yard?
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>>693874137
behind a new zealand brothel
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More sheep follow the fuckn donkey
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>>693874137
Rural Utah, I own horses but they don't go into my neighbors yard
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>>693874121
Fuck off with the animals, look at that background... them moutains... Why in the fuck wouldn't you go off into them mountains find a nice spot... Build you a love shack....

Make it romantic and fuck all your cousins in it?
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tie them together and make them pull a cart that you ride on while brandishing an axe
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>>693873583
I used to have a neighbor with sheep who would get out of their fence and wreck my garden and shit in my yard.

Everytiem they come in your yard shoot one, BBQ it the next day. Soon they'll mend their fence or run out of sheep.
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>>693873583
If this post is dubs fuck one in the ass and post pics on here, then print it out and post it in your neighbours house.
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>>693873583
Bang some pans together.
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>>693874364
I lived up in those mountains for a little while actually, not those exact mountains but a similar range
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>>693874564
Shit this...
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the background of ur house looks pretty dope tho
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>>693873583
so your average /b tard is a white trash redneck whose sheep stroll through their yard?

who would have thought?
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>>693874693
That is a top quality picture
More of these would be nice
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>>693874700
Winrar
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>>693874700
Get out the sheep boots anon
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>>693874700
Winrar, sadly OP (me) is a faggot and wont deliver

Here's a picture of my horses ass to make up for it
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Get some dirt clogs and throw them at their hooves.
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>>693875283
And my pony's ass
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>>693874352
we let a family friend use our field for his cows and they would get out every once in awhile and stomp through our yard. Fucking holes every where. Pain in the ass to cut the yard for a weeks after. But I still like farm life.
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> ctrl+f fluff
> get this shit instead.

Fluffy thread bois?
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>>693875283
Have you ever been bit by a horse?

When i was like 8 years old, i was at a farm, friend of the families. I had my arm on a horses stall.. and it bit me... I been scared of horses ever since. It hurt SOOOOO FUCKING BAD

black and blue for days.. I am in my 30s now, it still makes me cringe
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>>693875521
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>>693875283
Kill yourself.
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this thread is now a redneck get-together
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>>693875283
Deliver and you will go down in /b/ history forever.
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>>693875521
How did a school bus end up there?
Why is it there?
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catch one and fuck it
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>>693875703
I hand feed my horses and occasionally I'll feel their teeth but mine are well trained and immediately back up
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So op are you from northern or southern utah?
More eagle mountain or more delta?
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>>693873583
Have u ever fucked them?
I bet u have.
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>>693875703
yeah the horse could of bit through your arm and torn it off.
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>>693875838
I have 2 school buses I planned on converting into motor homes
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>>693874121
That's because of your mom
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>>693876093
I've moved around a shit load but currently northern Utah
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>>693874364
mph, that's what gringos call mountains?
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>>693875521
Who's in the grass anon?
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>>693876356
No way m8 me too. I'm about 15 minutes outside Ogden.

You in one of those little farms on the way to idaho?
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>>693876394
Us in Utah call them "mou ins" because we are inbred and can't speak english. I personally consider these ones big ass hills but Utah has some impressive mountains
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>>693876407
O fuk
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You seen to have alot of shit just thrown around the yard... alot of things that you could just scrap.. probably get a decent pay day from it...

If your yard looks like this.. i am curious to see what the inside of your house looks like..

POST THE FUCKING PICTURES
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>>693876636
Morgan county
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I bet That's his mom?
He's fucking her I knew it all along
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>>693876765
Thanks anon!
With the pics of the sheep and your buses it shouldn't be very hard to find you.

I'm coming over for a visit homie have the chicken tendies ready be there in about 30.
>MFW I live in Layton
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>>693876745
Kitchen
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>>693875283
Cool mountains man
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>>693877154
Like 6 people live in Morgan county, I'm sure you could find me easy as fuck.
>>693876745
Living room
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>>693876745
Music/guest room
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>>693877203
actually, looks cozy, well organized and clean. Normally i am pretty suspicious about drinking from cups other peoples houses... I would probably drink from one of your cups
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>>693876745
My room

There's more but I'm too lazy
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>>693876745
Random rusty old shit laying around in a field is integral to every farm
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>>693877203
Thsts so fucking cute just kinda like my gram's house.
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>>693877330
This needs to be cleaned up
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>>693877495
Exactly. Its not even my shit. I just borrow it so it can sit there
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>>693877330
Why not make it easier and google map screenshot me the general area?

I'm coming for a visit.
>No six pack though because you're probably mormon
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>>693874242

How much does a toss cost? Man, that must be nice, finish up, cross the road and your home.

On commercial breaks from GoT, I would run over get my dick sucked!
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>>693877538
It's not as bad as it looks on camera, just a table with books and some furniture.
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>>693877651
Surprisingly not Mormon.
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>>693877330
FUCK YEAH /b/ro party @ anons house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>693877452
Fucking Tractor Bed SHeets

GTFO

How old are you?
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>>693877800
Heineken or budweiser?
Were gonna get drunk and ride your neighbors sheep.
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>>693877800
Dubs

Now I've seen everything.
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>>693877921
Sounds good
>>693877859
11 an a haf
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>>693878040
Bruh srsly?
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>>693878025
If you actually do show up, don't expect an answer when you knock on the door.
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>>693878040
shota thread anyone???
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>>693878040
>11 and haf
>>693873583
>fluffy niggers

KEK
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>>693878211
Dubs again.

Not same guy but okay.
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>>693878121
If I lived alone probably, but I don't so no.
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