[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
So today I ate a bunch of Perks and a bunch of Xanax and drank
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
You are currently reading a thread in /b/ - Random

Thread replies: 240
Thread images: 34
So today I ate a bunch of Perks and a bunch of Xanax and drank lots of beers. So I was pretty hammered
I thought it would be a fun to go into by back yard and shoot My AK47 off of my back deck
So i shoot a couple hundred rounds into the hill than i pull out my 40 cal glock 22 and unload 3 mags into the hill
To finish i pull out my snubnose 357 and shoot 10 into the hill
Shooting probably 250 to 350 rounds only lasted about 20 minutes
Next thing I know there is a knock on my door and there are 8 cops and 5 cop cars in my driveway
FUCKKKK
Apparently the new neighbors are 2 gay dudes and they called the cops
So now the 1 gay guy is runnin down just as I answer the door
The cops ask if i was shooting and than the gay dude blurts out "My boyfriend has been curled up in the room terrified and crying for the last 30 minutes"
What the fuck. I roll my eyes.
Now remember im Hammered from pain pills, xanax and beers
The cops ask if i was doing the shooting.
I say yeah i was shooting. there was a racoon and they shouldnt be out in the day
We walk around back and there are about 300 empty shells on the ground
Main cop says you shot all of these to kill a coon that would only be about 20 feet away
I say yeah he was fast
He says "well wheres the coon"
Cop jokes sayin I must be a bad shot and asks how much i have been drinking
I said im as sober as a nun
Cop says Sure, So wheres the coon
I say oh he got away I wasnt trying to hit him, i was just trying to shoot close to him and scare him away
Cop says Dude thats the biggest bullshit story i have ever heard.
Than he says im far enough from the other homes and the road its 100% legal for me to shoot into the hill behind my house anyway
I say Really and he says yep
Than he says next time you shoot and we have to come down because your neighbor is a bitch just tell us right off of the bat you were shooting and we would have been gone 10 min ago
Dam MFW i gave the biggest BS story for no reason and now hate my new neighbor
>>
>>693869826
Bump
>>
>>693869826
Fucking meritard, get a productive hobby you downy
>>
Op here. and the cop actually called my neighbor a bitch. (not to his face though) but it was great i cant wait to get that dude curled up crying at least once a week from now on. haha
>>
>>693869826
sounds like it's about time you called the cops on the buttfags next door.

if they so much as BREATHE the wrong way, call 911.

and don't EVER let a buttfag bully you.
>>
You're a faggot, you aren't bout shooting any body so stop posting about your airsoft guns. Go pop your anxiety medicine and browse tumblr you emo faggot.
>>
>>693870338
i love shooting its a great hobby. i used to ride quads and dirtbikes untill i broke my back and leg so i cant do that stuff anymore and i used to grow weed too until my bro got put on probation for 5 yeara for DUI so i cant do that in case his PO stops by. so now i just shoot more
>>
File: Core15 M4 Scout.jpg (14 KB, 600x163) Image search: [Google]
Core15 M4 Scout.jpg
14 KB, 600x163
>>693870668
i will never ever ever call the cops unless its to help someone else like a rape or murder or someone needs help or something extremely serious. i am against calling the cops because i feel that i can care for my self and protect myself
>>
lmfao fucking savage
>>
>>693870741
airsoft are for kids under 6. after that they can shoot 22s or AR15s with no issues. but i dont like my AR15. i mean its cool and all but too expensive to shoot and my AK is cheaper to shoot and lots more fun
>>
>>693870974
Let's be friends.
>>
I still cant believe the cop called the neighbor a bitch. it made my day. also he clearly knew i was hammered and he didnt even care. but still 8 cops and 5 cop cars and a dog just for me shooting my guns. a little excessive if you ask me
>>
>>693871451
I think you're allowed to be hammered in your own home.
>>
What state was this in?
>>
>>693871209
i never understand when people call the cops over petty stuff. unless its life or death or someone really needs serious help or a missing kid or somethiong there is no way im calling the cops. i was working at the family business once and i got robbed at gun point and i told the guy to fuck off and said he wasnt getting shit. and he eventually left with nothing besides like $20 that was in a donation jar on the desk. and i didnt even call the cops over that. but he did get caught. later i found out his cuz lived down the road from me and said he got pulled over in an unregistered and uninsured charger that the lease ran up on (same car he had in our parking lot) and he had an illegal unregistered gun on him while being a felon on parole so hes going away for a long time. lol. I never call the cops
>>
File: 1420752373463.jpg (104 KB, 576x576) Image search: [Google]
1420752373463.jpg
104 KB, 576x576
>>693871850
yeah but i dont think you can be hammered on drugs and booze and shoot guns at the same time. i think he didnt see me shooting and couldnt prove i didnt drink or do drugs between shooting and him getting there
>>
Your lucky bro. Normally shooting and drinking are a big no-no. Be safe with that and don'd fuck up! Invite them over for shooting lessons.
>>
>>693872088
It's part of our bitch culture these days to want the government involved in everything. Nobody wants to just handle shit in a common sense manner anymore.
>>
>>693871931
Pennsylvania
>>
>>693872418
i 100% agree. if they would have just asked me to not shoot when they are home because it scares the one gay guy i would have been fine with that and only shot when they werent home and didnt have cars in their driveway. now i will only shoot when both cars are in their driveway. and im fine with gay people so that has nothing to do with it. they are just douchbags
>>
>>693872382
i actually did that . i said come over and you can shoot some if you want and he was all rude and said they dont believe in guns. i even offered how to teach them gun safety and stuff. even though i was hammered im usually very very safe with guns.
>>
>>
File: infographic-full.jpg (701 KB, 960x6560) Image search: [Google]
infographic-full.jpg
701 KB, 960x6560
>>
>>
File: Clip-vs-Mag1.jpg (51 KB, 374x599) Image search: [Google]
Clip-vs-Mag1.jpg
51 KB, 374x599
>>
>>
This would make a great thread on /k/, unfortunately OP /b/ is over ridden with cancerous liberal SJW millenial tumblr migrants who dont support the 2nd ammendment. So you arent quite getting the reaction you deserve, which is a sensible chuckle. Take your ass to >>/k/ my dude.
>>
File: 1466316801629.jpg (42 KB, 640x565) Image search: [Google]
1466316801629.jpg
42 KB, 640x565
>>
File: 1466315142899.jpg (53 KB, 753x500) Image search: [Google]
1466315142899.jpg
53 KB, 753x500
>>693873716
good advice
>>
File: 1466314986939.png (96 KB, 560x2156) Image search: [Google]
1466314986939.png
96 KB, 560x2156
>>
>>693869826

You don't need an ak-47. Guns should be legal for two reasons 1. To hunt because it creates food 2. To protect yourself from rape,robbery and theft.

>>693873757

Hello made up statistics.
>>
File: 1466314751921.jpg (36 KB, 640x519) Image search: [Google]
1466314751921.jpg
36 KB, 640x519
>>
we sawn off now
>>
>>693870507
How much money in ammo is that?
>>
>>693874056

History has also shown that book and power have created totalitarian governments
>>
>>693873716
I hate the way the word liberal gets used to describe anti gun folks. I'm liberal by 90% of the definition but I own and love guns and support the 2nd.
>>
>>693873971
But he has one, and you can't do shit about it.
>>
>>693870769
Cops shoulda shot you. Nothing of value would be lost.
>>
>>693874443

We can stop selling future ones to other people and let people like him die out.
>>
>>693870338
> implying shooting isn't a valid hobby when you have an amendment that allows gun ownership
>>
>>693873971
in many states you can hunt with AR15s and AK47s and they are also the best home defense guns there are. compact and lightweight and low recoil so easy to keep on target and the parts and ammo are readily available in case there is ever a WW3. since they have low recoil and are light they are great for women to shoot and they are great for kids to shoot. also very easy to operate and learn on. there is almost zero downside to haveing an AR15 or an AK47 as a primary home defense gun. way better than a shotgun. also has many rounds in case you miss than you have lots more to still shoot and put on target. its a very small low caliber so you can carry lots of ammo and small rounds means low recoil so it doenst hurt women and kids to shoot. pretty much zero doen side to these guns. I prefer My AK47 over my AR15 which is a whole other arguement
>>
>>693872427
Where nigga. I'm from pa.
>>
>>693874116
irrelevant
>>
>>693873454
>that biased ass info
>those biased ass sources
Most of it is fair enough buuuut no, an AR-15s service life will not even compare to an AK47s based on the AKs simplicity alone.
>>
>>693874116
probably like %60 or so. i pay around $25 for 100 rounds of AK47 and $18 for 50 rounds of 40 cal for my glock. the 357 ammo is expensive though. like $35 for 50. but i shot like $60 in ammo. i dont shoot my AR15 too much because its expensive.its $42 for 100 rounds at walmart
>>
>>693869826
use the ak for HD you fucking retard
>>
>>693874304
kys
>>
>>693874636

You didn't give a single reason for why it should be legal beyond it makes killing faster and easier. You don't need high powered rifles or pistols that can take out dozens of animals or people in seconds to feed or protect your family.
>>
>>693875209

You first.
>>
>>693875342
>>
>>693870338
Could you recommend some good ones? Besides being a retarded faggot, that is.
>>
>>693873703
Nice shoop.

Australia is safe as fuck. Average 3 min response time for police from phone to doorstep. Home invasions are likely misrepresented. We drink more booze than your average murrkan so most "home invasions" are just cunta who end up at the wrong house cos they're too bloody passed to know any better.
>>
>>693874527
the cops seemed to like me. they even checked out my AK47 and were surprised how nice the wood was especially because it was only $550. the one cop said he might order one. its an NPAP which is century arms and american made and lifetime warranty. the cops were cool. they like the 2nd amendment. plus a couple of them also recognized me from the volunteer work i do. i work at the food bank and do community fundraisers for the local pool and also a program we do to honor veterans. so i think they liked me because of that too
>>
>>693875642

Not an argument.
>>
>>693869826
Does your state have any sodomy laws on the books?
>>
>>693875217

don't need a reason, I have one because I want one, just for the fucking keks and nobody can take that away cause this is america.

if you don't like it move to europe.
>>
>>693875830

As I said, we can change the laws to where it's just illegal to sell them. We wouldn't have to touch a hair on your head.
>>
>>693872427
Lulz. In Texas the faggots would have had guns and joined you shooting.
>>
>>693875217
its low powered for 1. AR15s and AK47 are pretty small bullets. way smaller than every single hunting rifle. and they should be legal because of how great they ae for home pretection. compact and easy to use and dependable. i also believe that sometimes in the next 500 years there will be a WW3 and american citizens should be allowed to be armed in case ww3 spills over onto american soil. but for women and kids to use as home protection its great. easy to use and and low recoil so they dont have to be scared of a hard kick because the bullet is so small. they can be modified with so many add ons to make them perfect for any particular user.
>>
File: 1428695188723.jpg (76 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
1428695188723.jpg
76 KB, 400x400
>>693876049

good luck with that ya fucking commie pinko scum
>>
File: 1420753739436.jpg (100 KB, 600x829) Image search: [Google]
1420753739436.jpg
100 KB, 600x829
>>693875704
i posted that and to be fair those stats are for the 5 years following the gun bans. after 5 years those stats all dropped. the only stat that went way up and stayed up was Rape. rape in Australia is pretty high and women arent allowed to protect themselves which is fucked.
>>
>>693876049
I doubt your "we" is gonna be able to change shit. your empty threats are amusing, though.
>>
>>693876279

Can they kill a dozen people in under a few seconds? They also make excellent tools for extermining lots of American citizens. A pistol that can only take six shots isn't going to get a massive kill count yet can still be used for protection and an ability to get food.
>>
>>693870507
Potential mass shooter right here
>>
>>693874679
north of pittsburgh what about you
>>
>>693869826
This is the kind of person that would fap to Red Dawn.
Fockin' 'ell.
>>
>>693870974
I'm pretty sure your pic is my rifle (sig sauer 516 patrol basic)
>>
>>693876100
yeah i bet
>>
>>693876307

Did you stiff enough buzz words into that sentence?

>>693876628

By empty threats you mean what the majority of the American public wants? The denial is strong here.
>>
>>693876800
Shit. Philly
>>
File: image.jpg (127 KB, 640x640) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
127 KB, 640x640
You are going to be crybaby faggots when you get your tiny penis compensators taken away from you and put in permanent time out. Whaaaaaa! Whaaaa!
>>
>>693876800
The guy asking where you live is just trying to figure out what house has valuable guns he can burgle while you're not there. And your faget neighbors sure aren't going to protect your property while you're gone
>>
>>693873835

how fitting holy shit lost
>>
>>693877079
>Majority of the American public
The delusion is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Ok, do it then. I'll wait here.
>>
>>693877395

Just wait till Nov my dear anon.
>>
>>693876792
not in under a few seconds but people could easily make a fertilizer bomb that could kill hundreds or thousands in 1 second flat. and many states have limits to the mags for guns so they can only hold so many rounds but not in my state. doenst matter anyway. i can reload to a new mag in less than a second so its not really an issue. watch youtube videos of people shooting with 6 round mags and 30 round mags. the difference isnt big at all. and with how small the round it you should be able to carry extea rounds. i would much rather get shot with an AK47 or an AR15 than any hunting rifle. look at the texas shooter. he used an old as fuck SKS (not a semi aut AR style long gun) and look what he did.
>>
>>693876049
It'd be far better if you go to a gun free place like Eurostan or something don't you think, since all these radical conservatives will not put up with your bullshit.
>>
>>693876792
Don't know if bait or tumblr tard
>>
File: IMG_20160709_194010920.jpg (1 MB, 3527x1984) Image search: [Google]
IMG_20160709_194010920.jpg
1 MB, 3527x1984
God bless the right to own guns.
>>
FACT: legal gun owners very rarely commit crimes with their weapons

FACT: you're far more likely to be murdered for no reason by a police officer than by a terrorist

Liberal solution: only let police have guns!
>>
>>693877254
no body will rob me. i carry my snub nose 357 in my pocket in a pocket holster even when im at home and i have a 40 call glock 22 on my desk and my room mate also carries the same snub nose 357. and i have 2 pit bulls. my home would be a death sentence to try and rob
>>
President Obama, how would you like to cut the murder rate by75%? Ban illegals, muslims and niggers.

Problem solved.

You would be haled as the radical president that made a country safe again.
>>
>>693877185
nice b8
>>
>>693877806
>FACT: you're far more likely to be murdered for no reason by a police officer than by a terrorist

FACT: you're far more likely to be murdered for no reason by a nigger than by a terrorist

FTFY
>>
>>693877395
Everyone laugh at the person who has never left a city.

You do realize most of the US doesn't live in major cities. That majority is armed and you aren't. Let that sink in... You will lose the argument or your life for the argument, you fucktard.
>>
>>693877867
Moron, I said burgle. If nobody's home and you foolishly told the internet you have two pit bulls, your guns can't defend themselves and the burglar might come prepared to kill your dogs.
>>
>>693876797
not at all. im very cool headed. just like to be prepared. like i said i got robed at gunpoint once before and its not gonna happen again. i think women actually most benifit from guns though. nobody wants to rape me. also gays who get beat up and singled out for hate crimes should also carry and would highly benefit from carrying because they are regularly targets of hate crimes and beatings especially in big citys
>>
>>693877990
Both are true. The nigger that killed you bought his gun illegally though, for cheaper than he could buy a legal gun.
>>
>>693873454
>To to uniniated, it's difficult to separate the two
Are you fucking kidding me? Even my mother would be able to separate them and we're from Germany.
She hasn't seen a firearm up close in her entire life and still the two designs are so iconically Russian and American respectively.
>>
>>693876969
thats just a general pic from the internet of my AR15. i have a CORE15 but with a few upgrades like the chrome lined barrel and a different furniture kit and better springs and trigger and i only use gen 3 Pmags. its a good american made AR15 with a lifetime warranty on every part of the gun. even if you bust it intentionally they will fix it. its great
>>
>>693877596

You also can't buy fertilizer bombs so it's about controlling our legal market. You're never going to bubble wrap the world but the idea is to limit the amount of deaths in these types of interactions. Time and reloadability are of big concern. Texas shooter only killed a half dozen people...you'd need ten more of him to amount to the deaths of Orlando.

>>693877616

The radical conservatives can be out voted. I'm an American and not going anywhere.

>>693877619

It's just you being retarded. Other people's differing opinions isn't bait.

>>693877616
>>
>>693877806
And then whine when the police use those guns to put down dangerous criminals.
>>
>>693877185
i have an unregistered AR15 that has no serial number either that i built so the gov has no idea that i have it. and yes its 100% legal. look up 80% lowers if you dont believe me. you can build your own unregistered and un numbered gun and its fully legal. you just cant ever sell it or give it away and can only be passed ot to family through the owners death
>>
>>693878045
What the living fuck are you going on about. Read the posts dipshit. I'm a gun advocate.
>>
>>693873454
How the fuck did they come to those mumbers regarding service life?
>>
File: image.png (198 KB, 624x387) Image search: [Google]
image.png
198 KB, 624x387
>>693877806
Fact:

http://www.snopes.com/toddlers-killed-americans-terrorists/
>>
>>693871451
You got cool cops or got them on the good mood
Happened similar to me but with weed was smoking, neighbors in the front say it smells like weed !!!!!!!!!
got inside the house with my friend he left his car open said oh boy that is strong smell im gonna check out the car oh whiskey it is not even full, he said if you are gonna smoke weed smoke it inside were you`re are right now.
was like thank you officer he said I don`t wanna come back.
pretty cool
>>
>>693878087
people are always home at my house. it would be hard to do because the family business is right next to my house people are always here
>>
>>693878848
Responded to the wrong post. My apologies.
>>
>>693873971
The cop killer used a Russian RPK never fired one before but they seem alright.
>>
>>693878474
the many difference is the AR15 is gas driven and the AK47 is piston driven
>>
>>693879086
It's ok my good sir.
>>
>>693878891
Time to Ban Toddlers.
>>
>>693878781
almost all mass shooters are liberals. and most mass shootings are actually done by blacks and are gang and drug related but nobody ever talks about that
>>
>>693878864
just based on average time to get warn out. An AK47 will far out last an AR15 because the AK47 is built with loser tolerances
>>
>>693879544
fuck i wish we could ban these shitting machine noise buckets of annoyance.
>>
>>693879295
So? How does that relate to what I said?
My point was that basically anybody could tell the two rifles apart.
>>
>>693878891
get rid of the kids than
>>
>>693879281
i thought it was an old SKS
>>
>>693878891
They should've been aborted anyway
>>
>>693879921
Then why does that statistic say the exact opposite?
It gives the AK 20-40 years and the AR 40+ years.
>>
>>693878891
Wall sockets kill kids too, but with proper safety precautions, these things can be avoided.
>>
>>693880050
the post was pretty much about the argument of which one is better. i think the AK47 is superior the the AR15 but they are both built for 2 different types of uses
>>
>>693880050
Then why can't the media?
>>
>>693869826
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500.
>>
>>693880310
AR15s are usually better cared for than AK47s. of course there are different cases that dont always fit in. i would shoot 20,000 rounds through my AK47 and i would be lucky if my AR15 could handle 10,000 rounds without needing barrels replaces and other parts replaced. i could burry m,y AK47 in sand for a month and pull it out and it will shoot no problem. get an AR15 too dirty and it will fail. never clean an AK47 and no problem but never clean an AR15 and it will start jamming and failing. but this is all a whold different arguement that people argue hard both ways. i like the AK better myself. the AR is more accurate after about 100 yards but the AK has a larger round with harder impact but the AR round is small but moves very fast and has lots of kinetic energy and is also more customizable. ar15 parts are everywhere in the USA and some other countries. AK47 parts are still widely avalable in the USA but not close to an ARs availability but worldwide AK47 parts are easy to find. AKs are far cheaper to shoot so you can shoot for less money allowing you to shoot and train more on a smaller budget . many pros and cons for both guns.
>>
>>693880922
it for sure happened i thought it was retarded but it did get my heart going.
>>
Stupid Americunts, in Europe (aka a country with people with brains) it isn't easier to buy an M16 than to buy a 500ml bottle of cider. Obviously you're all compensating for your ugly, small, cut dicks.
>>
>>693881756
>Europe
>Country

Where's your self proclaimed intellect now, Eurofag?
>>
>>693869826
>Than he says next time you shoot and we have to come down because your neighbor is a bitch

never happened.
>>
>>693881756
Europe. Has less gun crimes but barely less murders per capita and has a violent crime rate that is 5 times higher than the USA and wants the USA to be like them. haha what a joke. VIOLENT CRIME IN EU IS 5 TIMES HIGHER THAN THE USA. get that through your head. rape is crazy over there. especially in the immigration countries
>>
>>693881873
thats what stunned me. i was so surprised. but it for sure happened
>>
>>693881826
Yes, I made a mistake, kind of like how your parents made the mistake of conceiving you. When you inevitably get shot in one of your daily shootings that happen in your nation, enjoy the healthcare bill up your ass, meanwhile I'm safe from being shot or becoming broke from medical bills. Use your brain (if you have one) as to WHY that might be.
>>
>>693872418
Americans have been pussified by political ccuckeness and anonymity.
>>
>>693882204
cite your info from any place other than /pol/. Migrants do not rape people 24/7. I'm not a big fan of them but I'd rather deal with them than always be at the risk of some psycho coming in with a machine gun with a 200 round drum everytime I'm watching a movie or eating at a restaurant.
>>
>>693873636
Unless you're black or liberal
>>
>>693882317
don't you have some muslim cock to go suck?
>>
>>693882317
i broke my back so i now have awesome Government insurance. i have $400,000 in medical bills that all got paid for. and in the EU i would be more likely to be a victim of a violent crime than in the USA so im far safer here, STATS and FACTS prove that.. haha
>>
>>693873835
Awesomely honest
>>
>>693881756
you cant buy an M 16 you retard
>>
Gay people are such fucking pussies oh my god
>>
>>693882570
im not citing sources. this info is easy to look up. euro fags never believe it but its the truth. i was stunned when i first read it and researched it myself and found its true , EU is far more dangerous than the USA in every aspect besides gun crimes but they just have murders and stabbings like crazy. all easy to find stats
>>
>>693873971
blacks vote 90% dem
blacks commit something like 80% of the violent crimes and are half of the total prison population
>>
>>693882866
Oh you can't? At least I can buy me a bloody AK-47 or AR-15 instead, right?
>>
>>693882570
you're just as bad as that fucker with the citations.

the bad part about the whole gun debate is it's a bunch of faggot pots calling the faggot kettles black.

you're all faggots.

gun owners will own guns
criminals will criminal
muslims will continue to cuck the ever loving shit out of europe


and the world will continue to slide further into the shitter no matter what because humanity is humanity. the tools employed by it make little difference.
>>
>>693869826
Cops would have arrested you for using a firearm while intoxicated. Your story is garbage, you dont own a gun because you are too afraid to leave your moms basement.
>>
>>693882570
also machine guns are illegal in the USA and so are assult rifles even though the media calls every semi auto gun an asault rifle when they are not. even the orlando shooter and the dalls shooters didnt have assault rifles but the media still calls them assault rifles. also in the USA baseball bats kill 10 times more people every year than the so called assault rifles. long guns are only involved in far less than 1% of all gun murders in the USA
>>
>>693875743
Doesn't change the fact that you're trash and we'd have a better country without you. I hope you OD.
>>
>>693883315
only in semi auto with all the military stuff removed. like the military bolts and the bayonet lugs and the scelect fire options and many other things are removed. thats why they are now civilian long rifles and no longer military weapons. they look similar but they arent even close to the same. all the good stuff on the guns is banned. they are no more dangerous than a hunting rifle. actually because the AK and AR are such small rounds i would much rather be shout with an AK47 or an AR15 than any hunting rifle and especially a shotgun.
>>
>>693872300
Pretty sure that's skewed. Large shootings are far more likely to be stopped by the police, whereas small home invasions are more likely to be stopped by civvies
>>
>>693883590
I don't care if a gun has a fancy pistol grip, stock or whatever. All guns kill and if you can't wrap your head around that, I don't owe you an education. Blame yourself for wasting it.
>>
>>693869826
>>693869826
if my crazy drunk perc'd up neighbor was shooting his assault rifle off the back porch, I'd call the cops too faggot.
>>
>>693883568
no because they could not prove that i didnt drink in the time between i was shooting and they showed up. for all they know i shot my guns than chugged some liquor
>>
>>693871451
people are probably on edge because of all the mass shooting sprees over there yaknow
>>
>>693882317
Ah, the typical condescending British person with the "better than thou" attitude. I'm betting money that your pretentious, impudent ass only puts on this "badass intellectual" persona on /b/ and can't even squeak a word to anybody bigger than you, or your own size for that matter.
>>
>>693872300
number of mass shootings since guns were outlawed in australia.

0
civies dead due to shooting rampage
0

americans iq
0
>>
>>693884209
>I'd rather not be at the risk of a machine gun
but machine guns are illegal anon
>I don't care if they're machine guns or not
do you even read what you write? and what have you done with your education?
>>
>>693884136
the only reason you live in a free country is because of armed americans. also what would you do if your home was broken into or your child or wife or mother was getting raped or robbed? call the cops? by than its too late. i can protect my family and you cant. that shows a lack of love for your family that you arent willing to step up and be ready to protect them if a bad guy kicks in your front door in a home invasion. or what would you do if a crazy drug addict is robbing a gas station that you are in and you just know they are gonna shoot the cashieer. you would just let them die. i would not. you are a coward and i am not. i dont need to rely on others to protect me. you do.
>>
>>693884136
*Tips fedora*
>>
>>693884671
You seem to have a big emphasis on size :) Is it because of your lack thereof? What piece do you have, huh? Colt .45? Really compensates for your 4cm dick.
>>
>>693873252

>being this paranoid
>>
>>693884723
number of people who would want to live in a shithole like australia

0
>>
>>693884209
than why are gun free zones the most dangerous places in the USA?

why are gun shops never ever robbed? why are cops never car jacked at gun point? the answer is because they have a gun to defend themselves,. i bet you cant give a better reason
>>
>>693874056
these threads make me feel better about how stupid my country is
>>
>>693877079

shit, son what majority?
>>
>>693876100
can confirm... am gay trap from texas that loves shooting guns... dont care what gun it is, i just like shooting
>>
>>693869826

You're a statistic waiting to happen, you stupid hillbilly redneck. What state? So I can read about your accidental self-inflicted gsw. alcohol, drugs, guns= dead potato.
>>
>>693884968
*sigh* Allow me to reiterate what I said in a way you can understand: Every gun, from .22-.50 should be BANNED. If you dumb Americans just banned guns already, you wouldn't have any (or at least very, very few) mass shootings as opposed to one EVERY SINGLE DAY.
>>
>>693883201

HAHAHA wow the brain on this one...

Most Blacks don't vote, totally skewed like your thinking and problem solving skills
>>
File: fancybait.jpg (25 KB, 308x450) Image search: [Google]
fancybait.jpg
25 KB, 308x450
>>693885568
>>
>>693884723
check out your rape stats compared to the USA though. lol you dont care if your women are getting raped at higher rates because they cant defend themselves. but im sure you are happy that if your mom or sister or daughter or friend is getting raped they have ZERO ways to defend them selves. In the USA its estimated that guns prevent 2.5 million crimes per year. that alot of crime prevention
>>
>>693870338
And what do you do as a hobby? Lurk 4chan?
>>
>>693883424

Just because we can only make very little difference doesn't mean we shouldn't try. I'll never prescribe to this ideology
>>
>>693885626
Apparently any statement with common sense is "bait" to you. I sincerely apologize, I can't imagine how hard life must be if you're that deluded.
>>
File: image_3.jpg (63 KB, 748x722) Image search: [Google]
image_3.jpg
63 KB, 748x722
>>693877185
>>
File: 2345123452q3452345.jpg (56 KB, 524x421) Image search: [Google]
2345123452q3452345.jpg
56 KB, 524x421
>>693869826
1. You shouldn't touch firearms if you're intoxicated. I can understand sipping on a beer or having a glass of bourbon after a shooting session, but drinking, and mixing pills and then touching MULTIPLE firearms is stupid.
2. 350 rounds of varying caliber in 20 minutes is fucking stupid. I know that works out to about 4 shots a minute, but I've got to imagine you were probably shooting a bit faster than that between reloads etc.
3. Firing off guns from your back yard with new neighbors makes you a fucking cunt. I would've come to your house and demanded to know what the fuck you were doing.
4. Gay or not, they had a right to call the cops. They were right to do so. They're in a new house, they hear some cunt shooting off 4-5 rounds per minute, possibly more rapidly, of varying calibers, and they got freaked out.

Shit you fucking cunt, did you even BBQ some steaks and ribs and welcome them to the neighborhood? A pan of fucking brownies? No. You got drunk and high on drugs and started shooting off firearms.

Honestly? You're a fucking moron. Yeah, I've been "trolled" and "baited" but whatever. Fuck off and die. Maybe eat some xanies and a pistol you nigger faggot.
>>
>>693883424

being an indifferent faggot makes you no better than the other faggots
>>
>>693885429
gays and trans people are always targets of hate crimes and even higher chances of being raped so i thing they would highly benefit from training and getting a gun and carrying
>>
>>693885837
Yeah I'm drunk. That should be 18 rounds a minute. Fuck.
>>
>>693885790
Did I stutter? I believe I said, "Het!", anon. Het.
>>
>>693885920
im going to get a gun pretty soon. gotta protect my butt.
>>
>>693885568
most mass shooting are done by blacks and are drug or gang related so most of them i dont even care about and the media doesnt even cover them, but if you are white your chances of being shot in the USA are pretty small.

as a White Male im more likely to be murdered in europe than i am in the USA
>>
>>693885256
I won't deny that self defense with a firearm is quite easy. But so is murder, and robbery. If you didn't have guns, few people would have the balls (you included) to rob a store with a knife, or some blunt household object.
>>
>>693869826
What state r u in?
>>
>>693885837
Regarding point number 1. I can understand that if you're CLEANING the firearms after a shooting session. I should probably go to bed. I am very drunk.
>>
>>693885785
go fuck yourself

>>693885872
never said it didn't. go fuck yourself as well.


meanwhile i'll be out on my property doing what i want, minding my own business watching the rest of the world crumble into pieces
>>
250+ rounds and no dead niggers. What a waste.
>>
>>693885429
Am the guy you responded to. My gaybros are fucking fun to shoot with. It's always hilarious and I appreciate their firearm discipline.
>>
>>693885837
i know im usually really safe with the. and even when im under the influence i am still extremely safe. me drunk with a gun is still probably safer than 95% of regular shooters with a gun. i have my habits down pat. but i still know it was bad but thats when its most fun
>>
>>693886232
Yes, and you're far more likely to have a psychopath carrying dozens of magazines on him and a rifle busting into your child's school and killing them, their teachers, and all of their friends in less than an hour. Let's see a knife do that.
>>
>>693886518
>delusional eurofags still thinking they're immune to mass shootings after Breivik and Paris, not to mention bombings
You're welcome to come here where it's safe, as long as you immigrate legally.
>>
>>693886518
Sandy Hook was a false flag, love.
>>
>>693886500
Guess what that makes you? A retard!

Disrespect a firearm and it will disrespect you. Dumbass.

I am going to bed to sleep this off. I sincerely hope you find some semblance of help with your substance abuse problem. Also, maybe call your momma or your priest and ask them how to treat neighbors. Should have been raised better than the dumbass you turned out to be.

If your parents are still alive either they fucked up and are shit parents, or they're ashamed of you.
>>
>>693886731
Those were two shootings that took place way after one another. Meanwhile I everytime I see news about the US, it's always another psycho who shot up a public place. Is "prevalence" out of your vocabulary?
>>
>>693886973
Yeah and they were both way deadlier than any mass shooting ever in the history of the U.S.

Checkmate, eurocuck
>>
>>693886218
i would recommend the new glock 43 or s snub nose 357 revolver that also shoots 38s. they are both great guns. i carry the snub nose 357 and its great. i never thought i would like it more than any of my Glocks. i carry a century arms Mag Pug. I paid like $320 for it and ita american made and its lifetime warranty its awesome and i would highly recommend it. buy a pocket hostler for it for like $10. its very dependable and very easy to shoot as well and you can shoot the 38s out of it to decrease the recoil too. and you can get similar ones that are hammerless as well. i like the hammer though.
>>
>>693870338 since when are hobbies supposed to be about productivity? the point of a hobby is to have fun you cuck. shooting is fucking fun. faggot.
>>
>>693886500

yeah, when I drink, I know that I can handle driving just fine. It's all the others that think they can handle it that is a problem. doh.
>>
>>693886232
That's horseshit, check your statistics bud
>>
>>693869826
Fucking learn how to speak english. Holy shit trying to read this is impossible. Fucking redneck inbred piece of worthless shit
>>
>>693887140
Breivik had about 70. Paris was 12.

MEANWHILE:

>Virginia Tech-approx 30
>Sandy Hook-approx 25
>Orlando-approx 50

I'm not a master mathematician by any means, but if you're trying to prove you're smarter, at least make sure you know > and < first.
>>
>>693869826
nigger please..
Assault rifle to fight gubment? tell me how well that goes vs sniper teams, drone bombers, fighter jets, naval bombardments, tanks.. oh and wait.. our armies are not made up of autonomous robots bent on killing us and taking over.. fucking goobers.
>>
The thing I fear most is any of you faggots are potential voters. Please stay away from the polls. You're far more dangerous than any firearm could ever be.
>>
>>693870338
>>693870333
>>
>>693886236
also in the USA the include suicide in the murder stats and worldwide stats show that not having guns doesn't have any effects on suicide numbers. stats also show that guns in the USA prevent an estimated 2.5 million crimes per year. during hunting season there are 20 to 30 million people walking around with loaded guns and there is Zero rise in homicides. actually stats show during thesis times all crime goes down. so more guns and crime goes down. also gun sales have been going through the roof for 15 years and stats show that as more guns are sold the amount of crimes in the USA drops in almost direct correlation with an increase in guns. gun free zones continue to be the most dangerous places in the USA . gun shops are never robbed and cops are never robbed and thats because they have guns.
>>
>>693887710

That's just to make them feel like "their vote matters". In the end the important decisions are made for them. Akin to parents and children.
>>
driving is way different.
>>
>>693887619
Orlando-probably less than 10, before the SWAT team blew up a wall and drove a tank over the hostages and then ran in automatic weapons blazing in all directions
>>
>>693873703
Mass killings ↓ 100%

Fuckhead
>>
>>693887366
thats totally true. a mass shooting is jus 4 or more being killed at once. there are many of these in chicago an LA every year. there was 2 in pittsburgh. they even included one that had a BB gun involved even though nobody was killed. i dont have any idea how that got in there
>>
>>693887619
Paris 12, huh?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/November_2015_Paris_attacks
Says here 130 victims. Inb4 you pretend over 80 of those were from the suicide bombings, as if it really makes a difference whether they were blown up or shot by criminals who somehow magically got both guns and bombs to kill people with.
>>
>>693887954

https://www.google.com/#q=gunshop+robbed
>>
>>693887679
100 million armed americans VS the gov would still be a slaughter. the US gov cant even take out a bunch of farmers and goat fuckers in the middles east and in Afghanistan when they were in there. the USA is strong but 100 million armed citizens would be no comparison
>>
>>693888230
i already said thats from the first 5 years after the ban and than stats did drop other than rape went up and stayed up and i would assume because women cant protect themselves anymore
>>
>>693888746
of course there is always an acceptation to everything but for the most part its unheard of. gun shops dont get robbed and cops dont get robbed or car jacked cause they all have guns. gun free zones people get killed and slaughtered all the time because they are easy soft unarmed targets. gun free zones are the most dangerous places in the United States for a reason unless you can explain it to me why
>>
>>693873454
Clearly an attempt to sway people into buying the Mercedes of rifles rather than the Ford
>AR15's are more durable than AK's
Topkek
>>
>>693887619
>>693888614
So you're basically a big fat lying piece of shit, huh? Must be an MEP
>>
>>693887495
i had to edit it all up because it was too long to post on /b/ i was 500 characters over the limit so thats why it written shitty
>>
>>693889648
i far prefer my AK47 over my AR15 anyday
>>
>>693889817
As soon as I get the money for it I'm buying a makorov and then a ak
>>
>>693890247
just buy an Arsenal Brand AK47. in my opinion they are the best there is. but hey my AK is a cheep century arms NPAP and its fucking awesome too. it was only $550 and that included the background check fees. its a great gun. and it cost half as much to shoot as an AR15 . the wood on my NPAP is beautiful too. and ita american made with a lifetime warranty
>>
File: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png (478 KB, 726x661) Image search: [Google]
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.png
478 KB, 726x661
>>693869826
>Drones
>Combat machines
>Superior armor and weaponry

Sure pal, you're going to to stop diddly fuck all with your peasant munitions. Let's not fucking kid yourself that you have enough training to wipe your ass, let alone manage more than one person into any successful combat maneuvers. You gun nuts are plebs when it comes to actual critical thinking.
>>
>>693878832
This. I have one of these too. No license or anything. Just bought the pieces and assembled them with an online guide.
>>
File: image_27.jpg (575 KB, 772x6020) Image search: [Google]
image_27.jpg
575 KB, 772x6020
>>693890716
>background check
There is no law requiring background checks to purchase a child killing machine of hate in America
>I fucking hate it when people spew this uneducated shit like it's fact based and not just rampant fear mongering
>>
>>693890844
>US army literally can't defeat scattered tribal goatfuckers in afghanistan after 15 years
>"LOL good luck 100 million US gun owners in vastly larger home territory with infrastructure out the ass that the government would only be hurting itself to destroy, no way could you defeat muh superior technology, and no way would most of the army defect to your side when ordered by Obama to kill US citizens by the millions"
>>
>>693873454
>750-900 rpm
>semi automatic
riiiight
>>
>anti-2nd amendment
The most frightening concern to the ruling class of elites, the oligarchy, is when millions of poor people have guns.
>>
>>693891570
This
There's always a disconnect with military and police but when it comes down to it they're Americans first soilders second
That's why the imprisonment of America is taking place so gradually
>>
>>693890901
you still need to license the lower or its illegal. unless you do an 80% lower
>>
>>693891481
>There is no law requiring background checks
http://www.governing.com/gov-data/gun-background-checks-by-state-nics-chart.html
There is if you buy from a gun store, retard.
>>
File: 1463268865.jpg (34 KB, 526x216) Image search: [Google]
1463268865.jpg
34 KB, 526x216
>>693891481
>>
>>693891481
you are retarded if you dont do a background check than the gun is illegal. you cant just buy guns with no background check in the USA. thats a retarded thing the media idiots try to say sometimes. if you buy a gun off of a friend you can avoide a background check but its still an illegal buy. i own around 15 guns and had background checks on every one but 1 because i inharrated it and thats the only time a background check isnt needed (if its a rifle)
>>
File: images__7_.jpg (8 KB, 275x183) Image search: [Google]
images__7_.jpg
8 KB, 275x183
>>693891909
Rage against the machine
The ghost of Tom joed
"With a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand"
Great song you should check it out
But yea even if every gun in America disappeared people would resort to cheaper more easily attainable and deadly weapons like firebombs and chemical agents
I'd rather face a maniac with a gun than one with a pipe bomb any day
>>
>>693892499
>>693892187
>Not picking up on the obvious sarcasm
>>
>>693892102
>Civil War
>Argument Invalid.
>>
>>693892499
in several states, if you have a valid concealed carry license it constitutes and allows a consumer to forego the NICS check.

Also, private sale of firearms is not illegal at all.
>>
>>693893077
>Civil War
Yes, and...? Pretty much half the country sided against the government in the civil war, and the citizenry is far, far, far better armed today than then.
>>
>>693893146
only shotguns and hunting rifles. im not positive but i think when it comes to hand guns or smi auto, even semi auto shotguns there must be a backgroung check and reregistration. but im not positive
>>
>>693893077
but this was citizens who fought eachother because they wanted slaves.. and it wasn't just the government they were fighting.. it was everyone you dumb cunt, the government sided with one side of the citizens and that side won oh and we have alot more than just muskets now and having any of the guns you can get even millions of them.. are no match for the might of military technology that can bomb your ass from so far away you wont even see the person pressing the button.. your argument
>invalid
>>
>>693893593
>only shotguns and hunting rifles
probably depends on the state, but for the most part, incorrect.
>>
>>693869826
Order those cops a pizza
>>
>>693893746
>Civil War 2 begins
>Government bombs the shit out of every city
>Victory!
>#totallynotaninsurgencysituationfarworsethanafghanistanorvietnam
>>
File: image.jpg (48 KB, 495x345) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
48 KB, 495x345
>>693869826
> to prevent government atrocities

So why didn't you do that 7 years ago?
>>
>>693891570
>Doesn't understand that the Middle East is on lock and that we're the ones propagating terrorism in order to milk money.

You have to be a shit skinned, coon lover to believe that WE aren't the ones who put rules into our military such as:

>If an ARMED combatant is running away, it is against U.S. law from lethally engaging said participant. You will be court-martialed and possibly DD.

Or how about how we give money to Saudi Arabia, who in turn supports Daesh, Boko Haram, North Korea

Or just plain and simple that WE are the ones who SOLD weapons to Iran and Iraq.

You seriously can't be this fucking stupid. You ACTUALLY believe what the Government is telling you about it's own position?

Brah, WE DID ACTUALLY DEPLOY SOLDIERS VERSUS STUDENTS IN THE 60's AND THEY DID BLAST THEM.

You don't understand. You serve your country first, your citizens second. It is by proxy of your actions that you 'protect' your citizens.
>>
>>693894592
>retard puppet of globalist elites blabbing about serving his country by killing his countrymen for George Soros and Rupert Murdoch
ok
>>
>>693893746
It was actually Soldiers vs southern combatants.

They were employed or forced into service by the federal government. Some joined out of fear and some joined because of their beliefs. The civil war was so costly because it literally split the nation in half. History says you're full of shit if you believe soldiers wouldn't blast civilians.
>>
...so in other words, OP got shitfaced, blew something like $500 worth of ammo firing off his back porch while intoxicated, got the cops called on him, and was a giant douchebag with his weapons?

Fuck you and the cops. Seriously.

OP, I tell you this sincerely. I hope you get high as balls and blow your fucking brains out next time.
>>
>>693895176
im not the guy you are talking to but i think morals are better now but some solders would still kill their own civilians but most would not
>>
>>693893347
>And the military is FAR better armed.

FTFY.

Look at you cute lil puppers with your max level 2 munitions. Aw, I'm sure big bad 7.62 round is good enough against thermal scanning 1 tonne aerial turrets. REAL sure.
>>
>>693879067
Change excepted
Thread replies: 240
Thread images: 34

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.