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>>693859580
ITT

she like a teenage brat.

>>693860342

How bratty?

>>693859580
She's just like any other Orc, she just stinks less.

>>693860112
You've never met her, you hate her because she gets preferential treatment on GoT and you have a sorry ass basement lifestyle to boot.

>>693861809
Ugh what the fuck so edgy

Her bratty side isn't that prominent. Besides she can be kept in line and likes the naughty/nice fun that comes with it.

>>693862892

You know her?

Nope. But I knew Meghan Trainor and shes exactly as unbearable to be around as she sounds.

>>693863375
How'd you know her?

>>693859580
I met her when I was in Belfast. She's a complete whore. kept trying to grab my dick.

but since she looks like the Ice Age sloth, I kept pushing her away.

>>693863375


Elaborate, what makes her unbearable?

>>693863526
Went to highschool with her. When she moved from the island she was on my bus to school. Never really talked to her outside of small talk, she was quiet and had few friends.

>>693863669
Have you ever met just an exceptionally annoying teenage girl? She was also new to the school so she over compensated.

>>693859580
>The girl becomes a nobody.
>The girl seeks out revenge upon those who deserve to visit the many-faced god.
>The girl wants to put an end to the suffering for others' amusement.
>The girl enlisted herself as an ambassador of an anti-bullying program.
>The girl is now showing pride in which she supports a good cause.
>The girl is still a nobody, despite her efforts.

>>693864215

What was the name of the new school she was in?

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>>693864460
You realize I could just google it right?

Heres a timestamped pic, I'm not lying.

I always wondered, how vain is she exactly?

>>693864732

ALL ABOUT THAT BASS BOUT THAT BASS

>>693859580
lol she's such a slut. we were at a party and she comes up to me all drunk and peppy and shit like "hi how are you". then she gets really close and puts her hand on my crotch and says "want me to show you something". so I'm like sure and she takes my hand and we go out back and before I know it she's down on her knees and my pants are going down and her hands and mouth are all over my dick. I get hard pretty damn quick and she starts licking my shaft. she tries to deepthroat but can't quite take it all the way. she's sucking me off now, she's good, maybe not the best I've had but I couldn't complain. Then she gets up, turns around and pulls down her pants and panties so her ass is rubbing up against my throbbing cock. she's making "mmm" noises, stroking my member with her hands. then she bends over and starts to put me inside her pussy. I'm like "wait... I don't have a condom" and she's like "don't be a pussy" and my dick is right up against her cunt and I'm about to cum but she thrusts me in and starts moving back and forth against it. I'm like holy shit and start banging her pretty hard. Its hard to keep our balance at first but she puts her hands up against the wall and we figure it out. then I'm like "shit I'm gonna cum" and she's like "ok" and takes me out of her, gets on her knees with her mouth open and tongue out and I blow a load all over her face, most of it in her mouth. She giggles, wiping it off her face and says "thank you" and licks my cheek. She's cool I guess.

>>693859580
Ugly

>>693866075

Is this real?

>>693866075
you too? some people don't believe me, when I say she's a slut.

>>693866075
clearly not true

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>>693866075
>my member
>member

>>693866491
right? she was saying she wouldn't mind getting gangbanged in a porno or something but it would fuck up her career and porn doesn't pay enough. definitely loves that D tho.

>>693866475

Dude, it's posted by a random anon on /b/, a board composed of fine, upstanding gentlemen each of whom would rather witness a hot hung stud fucking their girlfriend in the ass than utter an untruthful word. What on earth would make you question the veracity of this account?

>>693866824

Oh that's right.

I should have read, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

Thanks for setting me str9.

>>693866075
And then I bellowed "WINTER IS COMING AND SO AM I"

>>693867010

Delighted to oblige. I was concerned that someone was besmirching /b/'s reputation for forthright and veridical posting of the unvarnished truth.

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>>693860112
no bully

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>>693859580
I met her once, but my excitement was quickly ogre

>>693864786
how, exactly, would one quantify that?

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She's a complete slut. Just go to the Hilton in Belfast and wait, if you see her there, I guarantee, you will at least get your dick sucked.

>>693867312

anybody just want to see people bigger than her just fuck her?

>>693867890

'' Vain'' Its a British term for egotistic

'' m8 that cunt was acting completely vain''

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I saw Massie Williams at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>693867890
I know what the word means. It is not something that is definable on a scale though. how could someone explain 'exactly' how vain someone is? it doesn't make sense.

>>693868061
see
>>693868355

>>693868166


Your pasta is looking a little over cooked Anon, one might even say, Stale?

>>693868355

It doesnt have to be mathematical.

Just level of severity. actions where everybody would come to no other conclusion but that she is full of herself.

I just want to know her real colors. Everybody on the net kiss her ass

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>>693859580

She's a bitch with a sword.

>>693870411
loli arya best arya

>>693859580
my girlfriend went to school with her at norton hill and she said she was a bitch

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>>693872423
LMAO

>>693864397
>the girl has no name

>>693866075
i want to believe

I meet her a a convention once. Me and my sis talked to her for a bit. Said she was going to Disney later that week. Seamed to be nice kid to me

>>693873773

How tiny is she?

>>693860296
Dayum! Her body is just plain amazing. I would procreate with her.

>>693862892
Post nudes of her bratty side.

>>693862280
Dem legs!

>>693866075
Post her nudes.

At least one tit. We deserve that much.

>>693862589
>Smoking is edgy
This is what autism looks like

>>693874608
can't. my phone was dead and she left pretty quick after that

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>>693859580

She's a worm with tits.
I can't love her to bits.
She looks like her neck goes in and out when she shits

>>693873845
She was sitting down the whole time so I couldn't tell you for sure. Maybe be 5'-1" or 5'-2"

She smelled like hair.

We need more photos

>>693877644
Dubs tell the truth, and the photos need to be of her bare tits.

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She needs to get heavily tatted, wear glasses and get an edgy haircut.
That is the only way she could cover up her ugly and get hot.

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>>693878194

Done

>>693872704
a man needs a name

>>693870411

I find the sword more sexy and appealing.

>>693879611
Wow

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she wants it so bad

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>>693868057
I have a massive old man on young girl fetish and the parts of the show where she and The Hound were travelling together was REALLY hot for me.

>>693859580
Yes, I'm a doctor and I want to share my history with you /b/ros. It was 2 years ago, I was in the train station drinking a cup of coffe when suddenly this girl appeared. She was talking with a really low voice and I couldn't hear anything. However, everyone ignored her because she was wearing this horrendous outfit and she smelled awfull, like cheetos. It was really disgusting. Anyway, all the people started to checking their phones, Maisse Williams thought that they wanted to take some pictures, but infact they were calling 911. Cuz she was fucking horrible.

>>693864215
I went to your scool asshole, do you still live on island?

>>693881387
she doesn't know how close to raep she was. scary

>>693880829
I'm an old man with a young girl

>>693882411
What ages?

>>693882501
49/23 not that big of a diff I guess

>>693882600
That's a massive difference. lol

How'd you guys meet?

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>>693865733
Underrated kek

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>>693882825
through a mutual friend. she's fucking awesome. great sex, personality off the charts... only thing, she likes to party like she's 23, kinda tiring sometimes.

tbh, I get young girls offering up all the time. unresolved daddy shit is all I can assume.

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>>693883444

>>693879611
That's a shit shop anon

>>693861809
NOOOOO

>>693883444
Nice trips