>>693849209
ALLAHU ACKBAR

Tell tiny tim, i wont be back home for christmas

>>693849209
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>693849209
I shat myself.

LOL where am i

its just a prank broo!

Build the wall

witnesss me bloodbag.... WITNESS MEE

>>693849625
Underrated post.

I'd start spouting coordinates to different restaurants in the general area.

My ancestors are smiling at me imperials, can you say the same?

JET BEAMS CAN'T MELT STEEL FUMES

>>693849209
valar morghulis

Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>693849209
what are u gonna do stab me?

My name is jhonny knoxville , and welcome to jackass

algeria suck

BAAAAAAAAAAACON!

>>693849209
"Hilary Clinton said to let me go or she'll be triggered"

>>693849209
Hey, let's not get A HEAD of ourselves!
Who knows who will be NECKS-t?

Allahu Akbar!

To confuse the shit outta the sandniggers and turn them against each other.

>>693849209
"Ha Ha Ha"
Waz so funny white boi

"Nothing, just the CIA inbedded a gps chip in my body"
Wat??

"Yeah, your sandnigger ass is about to be on Liveleak. Dronestrike"
Fawkkk, Alah Akbar

>Booooom

Hail Hydra

"Ur a cheeky cunt m8, I'll knock you out"

>>693850555
Tips tell the truth.

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"If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you ever imagined."

>or pic related

>>693849209
NIIIIIGGGGGEEEEEEEERRRRS. At least I did something with my life yo!

Hi this is Jhonny Knoxwille, and welcome to Jackass

>>693849209
"If you kill your enemys, they win"

Not like this bitch

"This is all CGI."

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>>693849209
Your mom will die soon if you don't reply to this post

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spiderman stream?

Ben Affleck is a terrbile actor

>>693849209
Reply or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

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>>693849209
Thanks Hillary!

>>693849209
paleface is coming

>>693851087
Faggot

>>693849209
What are you waiting for?!? Do it! DO IT, FAGGOT! DO WHAT I HAVE LACKED THE COURAGE TO DO FOR YEARS! KILL ME!!!!!

Wow, a knife to my neck. Edgy.

>gets throat slit
>choking on words and blood

Wow, my little sister cuts better than you.

Hey, hurry up, I got places to be!

>>693849209
I fucked your mom with a condom made of bacon

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I fucked your wife in the ass while I read the Bible and ate a plate of bacon, BITCH!

>>693849209
I'LL BE BACK

>>693850283
kek

>>693849209

Fuck you, untie me and fight me like a man, you fucking pussy.

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would look straight into the camera and say
check em

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>693851651
I think this one did it for me. If I was one of them I'd bargain to let you survive. Idk.. give'em some underage chicks. They're the new camels because they don't demand that much water.

However, if they'd deny it and have you killed anyway, i'd later make myself explode in the monthly reunion or take a selfie with an underage and post it on 4chan giving of our location to the CIA and later the NSA.

Laughs are hard to come by in the desert.

Allahu Kahba!

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>>693849209

Fuck you cocksu....

>>693851399
Ah

If I die now no one will know the truth

Did i ever tell you the definition of insanity?

>>693849209
My ancestors are smiling at me imperial, can you say the same?

i dindu nuffin!,i dindu nuffin!

>>693852506
pewdiepie is gay. All the terrorists know this or assume it. They'd kill you

I'll be fucking mohammed in the ass in 10 minutes!

>>693852652
kek

please!.... i`m just a messanger!!!

Alex, I stole your toy when you lent it to me that day. Have felt guilty af about it especially when you started saying that when you grow up you're going to find it.

Allah Akbar. Then there is a boom starting from my anus.

>>693852659
honestly, if I were one of them you'd be the kind of guy i'd want to slowly run over with a tank

>>693849209
c'mon nigga. you don't have to do this. you'll be sorry later. DON'T FUCKING DO THIS! DON'T FUCKING DO THIS YOU MUDSLIM SON OF A B argrhghgahghhhhhaahh....................arghagh........ghghhghhh..........................................................agh.................................................................................._________________________

I should've had the pepsi

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>>693849209
"SHAZAM!"
>KRA-KOOM!
Then they all die by my hand.

Should have never chewed that 5gum.....

>>693849209
Islam is a religion of peace

>>693851399
Jsdueqk1

>>693851399
Jgnn

I thought this was a febreeze commercial

>>693852865
I love it! 10/10 for realistic enactment. You should be proud of your parents.

>>693850969
Not a good time to lose one's HEAD.

>>693851399
saddaasdasd

>>693849209

But wait. I've got to get back to your moms house.. She's still got one more hole I didn't fill with cum yet..

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>>693849646

>>693852958
sarcastically or trying to sound convincing?

If I were one of em I'd save you if sarcastically.

>>693851399
YOU will die if YOU don't reply to this you utter faggot

Look in your heart.

https://vimeo.com/40637929

I have sexually infected Your favourite goat with aids, right before you had sex with it the last time....IM sorry

>>693851399
replied

>>693849209
tits or gtfo burka cunt

>>693853208
childish. He'd kill you and later go look up cum online to know the meaning. He'd find it entertaining and not even remember the main message.

idiot

>>693849209
God will save me

>implying this is my real head

>>693853245
obvs sarcastically
also I forgot,
>refugees welcome!

Don't look at my search history!

>>693849209
yo disney unban me on club pengin

I`m batman

>>693849209
"Fuck her right in the pussy!"

>>693849209
I've got AIDS

>>693853375

The message isn't for him. It's for the rest of the World...

>>693852955
Fucking kek

Didnt you leave the oven on at home?

Mum, microwave the hard drive

>>693853420
I would save you if I was a sandnigger AND a /b/tard. unlikely.

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>>693852865

Chaos is inherent in all compounded things. Strive on with diligence.

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>>693850283

>>693849924
kek

>>693851399
ok

>>693849209

I am a snownigger.

I LIVE I DIE.... I LIVE AGAIN!!!!

>>693849209
“You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered
Together in one place. Now you just have to find it! ”

>>693849209
Looks like it's time for me to head off

Guess I DID make the cut eh guys?

Everyone in the chat type "Alex is a stupid nigger"

>>693853885
Kek

>>693853579
they only broadcast fearful messages. If you act all tough and shit there's no purpose they'll just kill you with fire or only show the killing not the message.

I'd guess anyone's best hope is making them laugh to the point they get an unwanted boner.

>>693851399
The number of replies this gets is equal to number of cocks op sucks.

>>693849646
ISIS cut back to the studio and apologize profusely for the language before showing your graphic beheading

''Put a sharpie in your pooper now!!!''

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"BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE BEETLEJUICE"
>It's showtime!

Newfags can't triforce

Aschhadu an laa ilaha illa'Llah wa aschhadu anna Muhammadan rasulu'Llah

let those refugees in they said...
itll be fine they said...
...fuck....

Delete my browsing history

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>>693850557

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>>693851399
>>693852467
>>693853000
>>693853016
>>693853173
>>693853251
>>693853357
>>693853828

>>693849209
"gimme dat Louis XVI look fam"

At least these ISIS niggas will cut your head off completely, unlike those fucking chechen scums; they will cut your throat half way and let you "breathe" ever so heavily till you finally run out of breath. Anyone who has watched the original cechclear clips knows what I'm talking about. They are more sadist than ISIS, so to speak.

>>693849209
Achmeds a cia asset

>>693851399
(You)

>>693851399
rip

>>693851399
Fuck off

NOOT NOOT

buying rune scimmi pl0x

La ilaha illa Allah, Mohammed rasoulou Allah

I repent to Allah, i become a muslim, i do jihad.

>>693853279
What heart?

>>693855026
This
If they are true muslims they are not allowed to kill another muslim who wants to fight for allah

>>693849209
isis is a giant meme

>>693855118
Tip: ISIS ain't muslim

What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

>>693849209
There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is His messenger. ALLAHU AKBAR

>>693855261
actually, they don't

>>693855196
What?

>>693855333
Trips of Truth. ALLAHU AKBAR

They think it's all over!...IT IS NOW!!

Spam KAPPA in chat!

>>693851399
No

fuck this shit i'm out

>>693855196
They are Buddhist

>>693851399
godammnit

Tell the camera that Isis is afraid of naked woman. Imagine waves or naked woman with guns running at them.

>>693849209
Nothing. They will kill my family if I say anything. That is why you never see any fighting. The men who die silently aren't necessarily cowards. They are protecting the one's they love.

>>693849209
the niggers are to blame

>>693855384
Most of the people that ISIS killed were Muslims who didn't agree with extremism. Most of the things that they do contradicts with a lot of things in Islam.

george bush did 9/11

>>693855333
Dubs and trips ALLAHU AKBAR

>>693855384
Isis kill more Muslims than anyone else. They even bomb holy cities full. Of pilgrims.

Calling isis Muslim is like calling heavens gate christian

the pics are on my flash drive keep the thread bumped until I get back

>>693849209

The game.

>>693849209
Monde de merde

>>693855986
True they fucking bombed their 2nd holiest place

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>>693849209
Check em'

>>693855753
>>693855986
They kill false Muslims

>>693856325
Or they are false Muslims

>>693849209
Spare me or I will make a terrible Muslim pun... Don't mecca me do it!

>>693856580
You should read the Quran

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MAAAAAAAAAGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FATALITY

>>693856747
and you shuld fuck off, muhammad

>>693856684
So 50% of today's Christians should be killed

"spam kappa in the chat"

>>693855196
they're muslim according to the quaran, islam is inherently violent if you follow every word

>>693856747
why the fuck? Why bother reading an imaginary story about some dude was was holly and shit.. to prove a point that you don't even care about? you got me triggered you slimy fuck!

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>>693849209
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGgggGGgGggggGggggggGGggGG
just like any other

>>693856747
so should ISIS/ISIL

just the same as brainwashed Christians should read the bible.

>>693849209
What are you gonna do decapitate me?

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>>693856580
this

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>>693849209
This is what i would say.

Dont cry for me, I'm already dead.

That speech from the independence day movie that the brexit people quoted.

>>693851833
E D G E L O R D

This is brought to you by pepsi

>>693849209
Short, back and sides please mate

"WE WILL NEVAH, SURRENDAH" in my best Cruz

>>693856999
Most of the things are taken out off context and exaggerated or just directed to Muhammad's enemies in 600s

This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a pastafarian apache helicopter dog mega multi combo god of hyper death and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic sexist lesbian

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>>693857208

i would point at the moon and split it in half.

>>693857584
I think that your head would hit the floor before you said Vegan