I've roofied my wife and let strangers take turns on her. I'm about to do it again.

>>693849686

pls don't

>>693849686
Pls do

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>>693849172

>Be renting a house with two other people
>One is a girl with mental probs, mood swings and what not
>Guy is fucking dumb, like incredibly dumb
>Girl has cat but wants another
>Tell her I don't want two cats she doesn't know how to take care of tearing up all my brand new furniture
>She gets it anyway
>I'm pissed
>>They call it Phantom but I call it Socks because it annoys her
>Weeks go by
>Fucker has already destroyed new leather sofa
>She refuses to pay for it
>Trying to come with a way to get rid of it
>Wake up one morning and the dryer is making weird rattling sounds
>Think nothing of it considering dryer is very old
>A few hours pass
>Dumb roommate walks in, with a limp and charred kitten
>He panics, "If she finds out, we're fucking dead"
>She's out of town for the week
>"She isn't going to find out"
>Take a drive to nearest dumpster
>It's in a remote part of town, almost no one goes there
>Bring baseball bat
>Play a game of kitten baseball
>Miss the first couple swings
>Finally hit it's charred kitten corpse into the fucking dumpster
>Tell her it ran away when she got back
>She's still hopeful it'll come back
>Still out 3000 dollars, but satisfied the fucking cat is dead

Pic related

>>693849686
pics? she into that sort of thing?

>>693849686
Pls enlighten us.

>>693850124
no she isn't, which is why i have to drug her

>>693850174
what do you want to know?

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>>693849686

>>693850089
That's a nice chair

Hey

>>693848970

There's like 4 of these now. This was the first

>>693850274
What drug did you use?

>>693850288
Thanks anon

>>693850414
rohypnol. ordered it from a foreign pharmacy. crushed it into a powder and slipped into a shot of chambord.

>>693850360
Hey

>>693850274
How did it start?

I had an epiphany today that I can just kill myself and that'll be the end of it. I'm only staying alive because I feel obligated to my kids. I'll do my best to encourage them and guide them into adulthood, smiling and nodding at all the right times. Once they're grown I'm going to kill myself and make it look like an accident.

I've orally raped 3 women have anal raped 2 out of the three. I knew them all and none of them pressed charges or even stopped talking to me right away. Whores are here to be used.

>>693850684
im not sure what you're asking. how did the desire start or how did the scenario start?

>>693850828
Fight a bear! Don't go out like the punk ass bitch you are have some style. Get a sword and shield and head out into the woods covered in meat and honey. Then if you live you're going to be so jacked on yourself you won't want to die. Seriously sword fight a bear.

I have a strong foot fetish and I'm afraid to tell my gf about it

>>693851193
I agree. Kick that bears ass.

>>693851193
That's entirely possible. I live in the woods on New Hampshire and spend a lot of time out on the trails.

>>693850955
One, then the other

>>693851193
I don't even want to die, but now I have to try this.

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>>693849686

i peed on some stairs at work. I am a lifeguard and left alone at the top of towers a lot.

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>>693851788

Earlier today I showered with my 7yo niece for the 1st time. She was the one who asked to do it. And no, nothing bad happened.

>>693851444
Nice trips.

Also, don't be. I've met plenty of girls who weren't into it and played along into it... Most of them really got into it. Just start slow. Maybe throw one of her legs up onto your shoulder while you're banging her missionary style and then kiss her foot.

despite being a lesbian i have a HUGE CREAMPIE FETISH I just love the idea of eating or eating out a freshly fucked cunt.

>>693852264

I did it but she says she's ticklish and gets embarrased by it

>>693851598
I'm not sure how the desire started. Maybe it was because she was so slutty when we were young and then changed and I wanted her to return to being slutty.

We went to a club early, i had the crushed up rohyp in my pocket in a small glass vial. Offered to get us some shots. Went downstairs and ordered two monster bombs with chambord. Sprinkled in rohyp, went upstairs and said lets shoot em. An hour or so later, the club started filling up, so I set her on a couch and pulled her skirt up and panties down, opened her shirt and undid her bra, and pulled her knees apart. I knew security never went up there because they only allowed certainly people up there, kind of a vip area. I took a seat far enough away to watch but not look like I was aware.

I am Muslim and I love bacon. I eat all the time but have not told my family or Emam.

>>693852389
I'm sure there are some couples who would be super into this. Or if you're willing to settle for synthetic jizz they have dildos that are designed for that kind of thing.

I go to www.4chan.org sometimes, usually when I'm bored.

I have nude shots of my cousin on my phone

>>693852543
Your secret is safe with us, eat some bacon, its a guilty pleasure

>>693852440
So be honest with her and tell her there's nothing to be embarrassed about and that it kind of turns you on. In the grand scheme of things foot fetishes are pretty goddamn vanilla and are pretty common.

>>693851193
Do it, because I want to

I give condoms to my 13yo niece who recently started being sexually active. her parents are conservative jesusfags who would probably die from a stroke if they knew she is having sex. I told her I'd keep it a secret and made her promise to always be safe.

I chatted up a chick in a bar and she dragged me to her flat so I could impregnate her. She has my child now. I have my wife and two kids. Saw her again and she wants another one. I'm thinking of doing it.

>>693852766
Deliver pls

>>693849172
>my bro hacked my pc to find nudes of my gf
>i fixed scanner to pick up cellphones, listened to my bro tell all his friends
>i bricked his pc
>caught my mom cheating, blackmailed for will to house
>fucked my bros gf
>fucked my gf sister
>best friend fucked my gf, had his car towed, and dumped her nudes

>>693849172
I used to take baths with my sister, starting when I was five and she was born. This continued for roughly three years. I have distinct memories of my sister always grabbing me down there, and my parents told me not yell or hit her because she was just a baby. Several of these pics are in my family albums, and I've always felt weird about it. They never tried to stop her, so I don't know if my parents are/were weirdos, or if this is "normal" and I'm just autistic.

>>693852668
I've thought about doing this with couples but being from a small town where the old come here to die...options are limited and synthetic cum doesn't do it for me. Like I'm really big into cum play especially with a stranger kink

ultimate goal is to go to a glory hole with some chick that'll let me eat her out after strangers cum inside her.

>>693850089
JESUS CHRIST KILL THE BITCH NOT THE FUCKING CAT IT'S TOO CUTE IT DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER WTF

>>693849172
I was picking up my friends girlfriend from a club but found her fucking a homeless guy in the back alley for some weed. I am torn between telling him or not to tell him.

>>693852240
Were you interested in starting something?

>>693852932
well I'm her first sexual partner and she even makes me close my eyes or blindfolds me in order to give me a bj because she doesn't want me to look

>>693853798
might be a bit of both really, but given how young she was.....I'd say it's a bit understandable. NOw if they encouraged it...

>>693853419
After my third child I had a vasectomy.
I picked this lady up in a bar who wanted to get pregnant too as she said she was getting old and didnt have a man. I fucked her and of course it didn't work. She saw me after and asked if we could do it again as she didnt get pregnant. I've been fucking her regularly now for over 4 months and of course she's still not pregnant.

You have no idea how brilliant this situation is.

I started saying shit like. Its better if you suck my cock until its really hard first, and I heard reverse cowboy is more likely to get you pregnant and even convinced her for while to fuck me during my lunch break as that was when my sperm was at their strongest. my sides. dumb bitch

>>693850622
What's the name of the pharmacy?

>>693849172
I watch reruns of games (usually football) and tell my kids the final score, so they think I'm psychic now.

>>693854259
true or not muh sides

>>693854014
nah but i'll admit she is very cute and wasn't shy at all.

>>693853979
You're gunna have to blackmail that bitch hardcore mate. Get to gag on your cock and do anal a few times.

>>693854434
i'd have to look it up, its been a while. not sure they still sell rohyp though.

>>693854153
Meh, they didn't tell her to, but she sat between my legs every time. Maybe I'm just a little unsettled from seeing my dick in her hands, I dunno.

>>693853979

Confront her. Tell her to be honest with him or you will. Do everything you can to not get directly involved before you do.

>>693854648
Please try to look it up. I have no clue which websites are safe, they all look so fishy.

>>693849172
I'm really into brother/sister porn, or the idea of it at least. There is very little where it is actually brother and sister.

Anyone else into this?

>>693854876
look around on the deep web. there is always stuff there.

>>693854908
only if the entire family is in on it. or at least one of the parents.

>>693854876
Try using I2p and not tor to find this shit.
So many honey pots on tor now a days

>>693854876
>>693855070
Yes. That's where I learned of the place. But this was a long time ago when deep web was a lot "safer".

>>693854512
I thought about it but she's a really good friend of mines and my friends girlfriend so I couldn't muster up the courage to do it. I just wish I had never saw it happened because now I'm so confused about what to do.

>>693854805
I told her I saw and she begged me not to tell him. She seemed genuinely sorry and was really drunk that night. I know she's a good person but so is my friend. I honestly don't want to hurt either of them but keeping this secret is just tearing me on the inside.

I got some lesbians pregnant cause they had no man sperm to do the job. One of them let me fuck her "woman" but insisted she watched. It was wierd I could only fuck her wife doggie style and they whole time the "man" lesbian was staring at her wife and her wife was staring at her.

I didn't give a fuck. I just pumped and away and started saying shit like. I fuck yeah, your pussy is so fucking tight and wet. I blew like a geyser and collapsed on her back pushing her flat to the bed until her "man" lesbain pushed my sweaty ass off. Hilarious shit.

>>693854908
I am. I've taken creeps of my sister and I know she's more or less got a bf online, so I really want to try to get access to her phone or apple account in case of nudes. I don't really like it involved with parents though.

>>693855177
>>l2p?
a little elaboration?

>>693852470
Hot! Wish i had the guts. What does she look like? Any non face body photos? Age?

>>693855177
I've seen l2p mentioned around the deep web, but I've never looked into it. And yes, I'm super scared of the honey pots.

>>693855243
Sorry mate but she's no longer good for anything other than a receptacle for your manjuice. Your mate needs to dump her. Tell him straight away you gutless piece of shit.

>>693855378
I agree to an extent. The idea of a father fucking his young daughter is hot to me.

The deep web used to have great young erotic literature, i wish someone has kept it

>>693849172
Sometimes, I fap in the shower.

>>693855243

Just stay out of it, bro. If you blab, then you're involved. You'll think that you're doing something noble but you'll end up shouldering some of the blame in the long run, even if it's indirectly...

A good rule of thumb for life: DO NOT get involved in your friends' relationships.

>>693856013
Or.... you could give leave your mate an anonymous note telling him about the event.

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>>693849172
I have a thing for horses

i spy cam my wife sometimes. have some vids of her masturbating. and i recently let a friend of mine watch one of them with me. i'm waiting on him to ask to see another one.

>>693855399
https://thetinhat.com/tutorials/darknets/i2p.html

It's like tor but better
Better for IMing, torrenting, and sharing. It all depends on what your needs are.

>>693849172
my bank pin is 9513

>>693856294
kek

>>693855818
I've seen bits of ero litt on the deep web, and most was poor quality. But yeah, the good I've seen where oompf.

I think it's because I generally don't like older men in porn etc, and I generally imagine parents being 40+ when their kids have grown up.

>>693855664
I'm still new to it as well, hell i'm new to the damn deepweb, but so far I haven't seen that many negative comments about it. though.

>>693856273
You posted this in both threads

>>693856167
yes! say youre the homeless dude. tell him she's a bad fuck anyway and to ditch her
>>693856013
although not a bad idea either. But wouldnt you say too late because anon has confronted the girl

>>693855692
>>693856013
>>693856167
People are telling me to do it and people are telling me not to do it...
I honestly don't know what to do at this point anymore. Someone is going to get hurt for sure though.

>>693856474
so? I was looking for a response

>>693852470
This is pasta

>>693856273
here
http://bit.
ly/29hweTe

>>69385627
i spy cam my mom and let my two best friends see what i get. so i guess you and i are sort of like /b bros. :)

>>693856657
To each his own I suppose

>>693856573
Well if it was your girlfriend fucking skanky streetcock for laughs and using the excuse that she was drunk so that she could do it, would you not like to know?

>>693856273
giving, receiving or just watching others?

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>>693856690
seems legit

>>693856891
>>i was drunk

poorest excuse in the damn book

>>693856666
Whoa. Satanic quads speak the truth

Hail Satan

>>693856891
That's true. I think I'm going to do what that anon told me to do. I'll tell her to tell him or I'll do it myself. At least that way she's taking responsibility for her actions and I won't have to be involved any further.

>>693856922

I have never actually done stuff or seen irl sadly

>>693856288
Hehe, in the top of the article it says that Tor and I2p are different and can't be compared to each other ;) but it looks pretty cool. Thanks for the article, it was pretty good.

>>693856467
Same. I2p seems interesting though, ought to give it a shot.

>>693857422
would you though?

I prearrange to meet chicks from craigslist at all the places my work takes me. Even though I have a wife and kids.

>>693856573
the truth will set you free. Tell her she's telling him and if she doesn't do it in a week, you tell him, period.

Even if she is your friend, she betrayed her boyfriend. At the least he deserves to know. Especially since he's your friend, too.

I've started posting nudes with face because I honestly stopped caring about people recognizing her. She's my slut anyway. I can do what I want with her.

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I have a homosexual attraction towards my best friend

>>693856666
Yes. Ive posted it many times.

Im about to so it again actually.

>>693850828
suicide doesn't end your pain, it only passss it on to someone else

>>693857622
You aren't scared of getting doxxed yourself?

>>693853979
Something similar happened to me as well. Except it was at a party and I caught my friend GF fucking some random guy in the bedroom and I ended up blackmailing her.

I get ecstasy delivered to my workplace and take sick days off with two of my co-workers where we just get off our tits on it in a local hotel and screw each other senseless. All of us are married with kids but just sick of our boring lives.

Why the fuck do I "love" her more than when I actually saw her daily?

I really want to message her, in hopes that something happens. But I know nothing will come of it beyond a decent conversation. Just like every time before.

It is kinda annoying hearing her name alot, or music with her name. For some reason I almost think it's a sign to do something.

I was at work yesterday, and Maggie May by Rod Stewart began playing on the radio, followed by Your my Best Friend by Queen.


For some reason I think I saw the girl I am interested in while driving. Looked kinda like her from the top of her head.

Fuck. Why does everything remind me of her?

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My special rub for grilling is ground coffee, paprika, corainder seed, dry mustard, salt and pepper.

I'm ruined!

>>693857618
This seems like a reasonable idea. I just hope this doesn't end up uglier than it already is.

I meet up with three of my exgirlfriends once a year and fuck em for old times sake. Im totally married with kids man

>>693857808
And what's the worst that could happen if I was?

>>693856573
If the situation were reversed, would you want him to tell you?

>>693857525
Probably. When I go without jerking off for like a week I get so fucking horny. So horny I would do it and not even feel bad. Until it was over at least.

>>693853629
you sound like a really pleasant individual